How far would you drive to get some ass?

[Patrick Chewing]

Next county over? An hour? 2 hours? More?


Met this cute girl the other day but she lives in upstate New York. About an hour and a half away. She's already inviting me over to her house.

What say you ISH?? Should I bring her my love gun??

Draz, where you at homie?? I know you got girls driving over to see you and shit, but would you drive out to meet them?

[d.bball.guy]

Over the summer, I went to Anaheim, which is 2 hours away from home, to meet a girl who I was talking to(met her in school but I went back home for the summer) to get the booty then Disneyland after since she works there :lol she eventually went out with me but broke up a few months ago :cry:

[FreezingTsmoove]

Ive taken the train for a little over an hour but im not traveling out of state for some ass

Too much people in NY

[riseagainst]

I flew to Thailand to get a lady boy after getting advice from LOLCATS.

[ISHGoat]

If shes inviting me over, id drive 1.5 hours.

[nathanjizzle]

depends. there is a formula for this that uses variables. x = girls sexyness on a scale of 0-10. variable T is a rating scale between 1-3 of how thirsty you are at that very moment and Y is equal to how many minutes you should be willing to drive to fuc the girl.

this is the formula
X * (12 * T) = Y

so for example if your thirst level is at an average 1.5, and the chick is an average chic at a rating of 5, your Y will equal 90 minutes.

if your thirst level is at a 3 and the girl has a rating of 10, your Y would equal 360 minutes which equals a 6 hour drive.

the last example is if you thirst level is at a 1 and the girl is at a rating of 0, your Y would equal a 0 minute drive.

[ISHGoat]

depends. there is a formula for this that uses variables. x = girls sexyness on a scale of 0-10. Y is equal to how many minutes you should be willing to drive to fuc the girl. and variable T is a rating scale between 1-3 of how thirsty you are at that very moment.

this is the formula
X * (12 * T) = Y

so for example if your thirst level is at an average 1.5, and the chick is an average chic at a rating of 5, your Y will equal an 90 minutes.

if your thirst level is at a 3 and the girl has a 10 rating, your Y would equal 360 minutes which equals a 6 hour drive.

the last example is if you thirst level is at a 1 and the girl is at a rating of 0, your Y would equal a 0 minute drive.

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[Patrick Chewing]

Loving the replies here. An hour and a half seems to be the limit for me.


I mean an hour and a half goes by like nothing when I'm playing Halo.

[rufuspaul]

I once flew across the Atlantic for some ass. What can I say? I'm an ass man.

[Draz]

I've done 3 miles max to go and total of 10. It all depends. If she's wifey type or if she's a consistent fck. Consistent fck you want to travel knowing you're leaving the impression after you damage her stomach lining with your dck that she'd one day come to you or at least go again at it.

I try to let girls meet me up if they're too far. I'm not driving that far foh.

[CeltsGarlic]

Ive went about 12 miles with a bike at night throught the forest.. Such a sweet girl

[hateraid]

When I was younger I had a couple of girls come to me 1 hour+ away for boots calls

[Draz]

Dam where yall live? Mountains? Deserts? Niggvs out here crossing boarders and taking submarines to get some tity

[chosen_one6]

I live about 2 1/2 hours away from LA and I'd drive there for some p*ssy. I'd drive that far south into Mexico because that p*ssy is real easy but it's too dangerous.

[Bosnian Sajo]

An hour and a half really isn't that bad, especially if you gonna be chillin at her crib. Bring a couple of jays/blunts and you'll be more than fine, you might just enjoy the ride more than the sex. :oldlol:


Can't say I've ever drivin that far for the sole purpose of meeting up with a girl, but I've drivin 2 hours to downtown Orlando just to party and that way end up hooking up, so if that counts.

[Jailblazers7]

Anything over 30 minutes would be a stretch unless I'm really into her. Over that would need to be a weekend stay or something.

[97 bulls]

This is an open ended question. If Ive never had it, and are guaranteed to get it once i get there, I'd go pretty DAMN far. After a couple times, she'd have to meet me halfway way or come to my town

[NBAplayoffs2001]

0.2357 miles.

[ace23]

depends. there is a formula for this that uses variables. x = girls sexyness on a scale of 0-10. variable T is a rating scale between 1-3 of how thirsty you are at that very moment and Y is equal to how many minutes you should be willing to drive to fuc the girl.

this is the formula
X * (12 * T) = Y

so for example if your thirst level is at an average 1.5, and the chick is an average chic at a rating of 5, your Y will equal 90 minutes.

if your thirst level is at a 3 and the girl has a rating of 10, your Y would equal 360 minutes which equals a 6 hour drive.

the last example is if you thirst level is at a 1 and the girl is at a rating of 0, your Y would equal a 0 minute drive.
This ***** :roll: :roll: :roll:

[enayes]

I LOL'd at 3+ comments in this thread. Well done ISH.

If I wasn't married I'd say a 2-3 hour drive for guaranteed hot ass would be a go.

[Draz]

Yall got Honda civics and Toyota camrys? Df. Btch my exterra does 1mpg I'm not tryna refill the tank before and after I fck

[poido123]

Anything more than 2 hours is too far IMO.


I drove 4 hours one time and totally regret it, she wasn't bad just that the trip took forever and the drive back was painful.

[Jameerthefear]

Anything more than 2 hours is too far IMO.


I drove 4 hours one time and totally regret it, she wasn't bad just that the trip took forever and the drive back was painful.
How much did she cost?

[poido123]

How much did she cost?



About $9.67

[Jameerthefear]

About $9.67
That's a cheap hooker.

[Hawker]

I do an hour drive 1-2 times a month for some ass but she lives on the coast and it's nice to get out of the city. Free place to the stay, beach time, nice weather, nice bike riding and sex - easily worth the hour drive. I show her the same courtesy when she visits the city.

[enayes]

I do an hour drive 1-2 times a month for some ass but she lives on the coast and it's nice to get out of the city. Free place to the stay, beach time, nice weather, nice bike riding and sex - easily worth the hour drive. I show her the same courtesy when she visits the city.

You've been reading too many romance novels.

[LJJ]

Dam where yall live? Mountains? Deserts? Niggvs out here crossing boarders and taking submarines to get some tity


Is this opposite land? People wouldn't drive an hour to get some fine ass?

Maaaan, my commute to work is one hour.

:coleman:

[tomtucker]

I flew to Thailand to get a lady boy after getting advice from LOLCATS.

surely there must be chicks with dick

[RoseCity07]

If it's a girl I really like I'd drive pretty far. If it's just some random bish trying to get smashed I wouldn't drive more than 10-15 minutes. Basically, if I had to get on a free way I'm not going. I basically had access to unlimited p*ssy with this Nigerian bish. Great body but such a butter face. I smashed a few times then cut off contact and she was only about 10 minutes away.

[thefatmiral]

2 hrs. That is how long it takes between the two cities I travel too often.

[Hawker]

You've been reading too many romance novels.

lol

Our relationship isn't romantic. Having a connection to stay for free on the beautiful australian coastline and guaranteed sex? That's a connection you maintain.

Sorry that you live in shitty upstate NY.

[Nick Young]

25 miles, and only that far if it's a sure thing.