Godzuki's State of Fast Food address

[Godzuki]

To all the little people of ISH,


We are 16 years into this new century...

We have witnessed McrRib sandwiches come and go. We have seen the death of once great chains like Arthur Treachers fish and chips, Roy Rogers, and Arby's. I'm here to tell you the state of fast food chains has gone to complete shit.

There was a time when KFC used to have 10 piece buckets for $9.99. Now you're lucky to get 10 pieces for $18 :biggums:

There was a time when McDonalds would regularly run specials but it became this ghey ass $1 menu of shitty items. what happened to the 2 filet o fishes for $2? :biggums:

For that matter you can barely find a Roy Rogers in a sea of Hardee's(Roy Rogers without the Fried Chicken) and when you do their fried chicken costs like $3/piece, no joke :biggums:

Burger King wont even put their crispy chicken sandwich in their 2 sandwiches for $5 deal :banghead:

Now these shitty ass corporate run fast food chains like Burger King, Wendy's, and now McDonalds are jumping on this 4 for $4, 2 for $2, 3 for $3, etc. fad of more shitty items. i swear these assholes just copy each other with these gimmicks while offering their consumers nothing but the same old shit. Thats why Chick Fil A is tearing them up because they're fukkin marketing clones of each other. i mean i love Egg Mcmuffins from McDonalds but i'm not paying $3.50~ for that crap :biggums:

Hate to say it but the golden age of fast food chains are dying thanks to this new generation of corporate college pricks taking over trying to market everyone like they're getting a deal when they're getting the same old $1 menu garbage :coleman:

[highwhey]

You're overweight aren't you?

[Godzuki]

You're overweight aren't you?

i'm azn i cant be overweight :pimp:

i just have taste buds unlike healthy fgts into salads, nuts, and berries thinking they know good food :coleman:

fukkin poohsee's these days paying 3x's as much for organic shit, shopping at Whole Foods like hipster fgts :coleman:

real men eat shit that tastes good, whether its good or bad for you :pimp:

[Nick Young]

i'm azn i cant be overweight :pimp:

i just have taste buds unlike healthy fgts into salads, nuts, and berries thinking they know good food :coleman:

fukkin poohsee's these days paying 3x's as much for organic shit, shopping at Whole Foods like hipster fgts :coleman:

real men eat shit that tastes good, whether its good or bad for you :pimp:
Why do you call Carls Jr. Hardees? I thought you were from Cali.:confusedshrug:

[Godzuki]

Why do you call Carls Jr. Hardees? I thought you were from Cali.:confusedshrug:


nah i'm east coast. hardee's used to sell Roy Rogers fried chicken around my way but all of a sudden they stopped and now its almost impossible to find a Roy Rogers... and when you do that shit is priced like jumbo shrimp :biggums:

ive never even seen a Carls Jr, we got crap like Checkers with the worst of the worst fast food employee's you'll find anywhere. i swear that chain needs better hiring practices :coleman:

[warriorfan]

:roll:

[Nick Young]

nah i'm east coast. hardee's used to sell Roy Rogers fried chicken around my way but all of a sudden they stopped and now its almost impossible to find a Roy Rogers... and when you do that shit is priced like jumbo shrimp :biggums:

ive never even seen a Carls Jr, we got crap like Checkers with the worst of the worst fast food employee's you'll find anywhere. i swear that chain needs better hiring practices :coleman:
Hardees and Carls Jr are the same thing, just called two different names on the different coasts.

[ThePhantomCreep]

If you think eating fast food makes you "manly", you should probably get your testosterone levels checked. They're not that high.

[DCL]

been eating that junk shit my whole life and still aint fat yet

[Nick Young]

If you think eating fast food makes you "manly", you should probably get your testosterone levels checked. They're not that high.
Who in this thread thinks this?:confusedshrug:

[ThePhantomCreep]

Who in this thread thinks this?:confusedshrug:

OP, post #3? :confusedshrug:

[Nick Young]

OP, post #3? :confusedshrug:
When did he use the word "manly"?:confusedshrug:

[KNOW1EDGE]

All fast food is pure sh1t.

After eating good food, fast food just makes me nauseous

[Cleverness]

They kept raising prices because people kept buying it

It's way cheaper to eat healthy at home, but people are hella lazy

In & Out Burger is still good though

[Stout]

i'm azn i cant be overweight :pimp:


Then you must know all of this because of working at McDonalds.

[ISHGoat]

I dont understand how people think fast food is nasty. That shit is delicious. Try being in Canada bro. Our selection is downright terrible and our prices are even worse. A big mac combo costs like 9-10 phucking dollars.

[ROCSteady]

People sleep on Roy Rogers fried chicken.

Shits on KFC and is a level above Popeye's to boot.

[niko]

People sleep on Roy Rogers fried chicken.

Shits on KFC and is a level above Popeye's to boot.
No one in NY sleeps on it, it just doesn't exist anymore. It's impossible to find.

[Godzuki]

I dont understand how people think fast food is nasty. That shit is delicious. Try being in Canada bro. Our selection is downright terrible and our prices are even worse. A big mac combo costs like 9-10 phucking dollars.


damn yo :coleman: