I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

[stalkerforlife]

And i'm okay with that.

Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.

[kNIOKAS]

Hey, at least you can carry on doing what you love to do with your life: stalking.

[HitandRun Reggie]

Not so fast...

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/215241-dildo.jpg

[stalkerforlife]

Not so fast...

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/215241-dildo.jpg

:biggums:

[macmac]

And i'm okay with that.

Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.

You should accept it and try to do something else with your life than obsess over it over and over and develop weird obsessions over BBC.

Be a good father to your kids, find an interesting hobby or read up on spirituality, do charity work and help people. Stop being such a fkin crybaby biitch and find a purpose in life. There are people out there born without limbs that have more determination than you. Man up

[stalkerforlife]

You should accept it and try to do something else with your life than obsess over it over and over and develop weird obsessions over BBC.

Be a good father to your kids, find an interesting hobby or read up on spirituality, do charity work and help people. Stop being such a fkin crybaby biitch and find a purpose in life. There are people out there born without limbs that have more determination than you. Man up

Men with small packages, ugly faces, and zero ability to make money don't "man up."

We simply stand around and wait for others to stand on us to get to where they're going.

For instance, just my presence gives other people confidence...they say "Wow, i'm better than him." I make the world go around; that's my job.

[kurple]

Men with small packages, ugly faces, and zero ability to make money don't "man up."

We simply stand around and wait for others to stand on us to get to where they're going.

For instance, just my presence gives other people confidence...they say "Wow, i'm better than him." I make the world go around; that's my job.
You could still be nice, funny and great at licking *****

[stalkerforlife]

You could still be nice, funny and great at licking *****

Nice and funny when you're ugly is just desperation.

Easy to sniff out and awkward for everyone.

[ROCSteady]

Damn

[hateraid]

Keep making videos bro!
Pewtiepie is ugly AF and is a celebrity. You're twice as funny as him. Just get off your ass and keep in trucking!

[kurple]

Keep making videos bro!
Pewtiepie is ugly AF and is a celebrity. You're twice as funny as him. Just get off your ass and keep in trucking!
Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny

[kurple]

Nice and funny when you're ugly is just desperation.

Easy to sniff out and awkward for everyone.
Ever seen live stand up? Most of those people are ugly as ****

[highwhey]

Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny
:oldlol:

[hateraid]

Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny

Robin Williams?

[gigantes]

And i'm okay with that.

Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.
i don't understand. women find money highly satisfying IME.

being good with your fingers and tongue is also very satisfying for them.

combine that with an athletic / ripped body, and bob's your uncle.



as for being a "nice guy," i think nick notas does a swell job of explaining why it's really just being a sneaky / needy type of guy:
http://cavemancircus.com/2015/11/02/are-you-a-real-man-or-just-a-nice-guy-2/#more-22917

[gigantes]

Robin Williams?
jim carrey and steven wright come to mind as well.

[AlphaWolf24]

jim carrey and steven wright come to mind as well.


I always thought the greatest comics were the most depressed....( like the ones mentioned above)...

I know Dave Chappelle has some major issues.....



Stalker Google " how to become a comic"...or at least how to get paid by being a comic...

[gigantes]

yeah, i think that's a strong theme in comedy. turning sadness / pain in to humor.

richard pryor, andy dick and martin lawrence also come to mind based on their extra-heavy substance abuse.

[imdaman99]

As long as you try bro. Just pretend to be alpha around them. I know you have a gf/wife with a kid. But I get the feeling you don't like her :lol Or maybe you want her to stay because you think no one else will be with you... anyone can get lucky, some just have to put more effort into it :cheers:

[TomBrady]

Robin Williams?
:(

[DonDadda59]

Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny

Not true at all. Many of your favorite stand up comics are clinically depressed. Many of the all time greats employ the laugh at my pain model.

Authenticity is the key. Stalker has that by the barrel full. :applause:

[CavaliersFTW]

And i'm okay with that.

Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.
You have kids. According to mother nature herself you're doing just as well as everyone else :cheers:

[KiiiiNG]

:cheers:

[fsvr54]

Stalker is legit funny as phuk. That video he did a few months ago was hilarious. You could make some decent money on youtube my nikka. This might be your calling.

[Rojogaqu11]

Is this a serious thread?

I guess I'll bite, just because I would regret not saying something to someone that is apparently burdened.

I assume you're a man, and from one man to another I can tell you I relate to the inherent desire we share in feeling validated through our capacity to provide.
In this case, a woman's satisfaction acts as the provision by which you measure your capacity. It's alright. There is merit in trying to grade ourselves by what we do for others but we have to keep a healthy perspective, after all a person's value does not solely depend on what they can provide to others (the extreme of this would devolve into Nazism, xenophobia and scientific racism), but fundamentally, that every human life has intrinsic worth, even if they're not capable to satisfy someone's sexual need.

Sexuality, and all that it entails, is a natural desire in humanity. As a man, you could live content without its benefits, but given a choice, most of us would rather be satisfied through its different fulfillments. That is why I think you have a legit concern, and while you say you're ok, this thread reveals that you're still framing an incorrect measurement of self-worth through your self-qualified attractiveness.

So I won't preach, but let me remind you if I may, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See yourself and learn to love what you see and be pleased with it. Start by loving who you are while working to be the best version of yourself, and eventually, what you'll gain will be attractive.

[tomtucker]

Yeah, what about one of the greatest of all time : Greg Giraldo......overdosed on pills, had serious problems, and he was one of the funniest comedians ever........think i have to post some of his work :

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdc_1338679909
.
Roast of Flavor Flav

:D

[stalkerforlife]

Is this a serious thread?

I guess I'll bite, just because I would regret not saying something to someone that is apparently burdened.

I assume you're a man, and from one man to another I can tell you I relate to the inherent desire we share in feeling validated through our capacity to provide.
In this case, a woman's satisfaction acts as the provision by which you measure your capacity. It's alright. There is merit in trying to grade ourselves by what we do for others but we have to keep a healthy perspective, after all a person's value does not solely depend on what they can provide to others (the extreme of this would devolve into Nazism, xenophobia and scientific racism), but fundamentally, that every human life has intrinsic worth, even if they're not capable to satisfy someone's sexual need.

Sexuality, and all that it entails, is a natural desire in humanity. As a man, you could live content without its benefits, but given a choice, most of us would rather be satisfied through its different fulfillments. That is why I think you have a legit concern, and while you say you're ok, this thread reveals that you're still framing an incorrect measurement of self-worth through your self-qualified attractiveness.

So I won't preach, but let me remind you if I may, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See yourself and learn to love what you see and be pleased with it. Start by loving who you are while working to be the best version of yourself, and eventually, what you'll gain will be attractive.

You're very kind. Thank you. :cheers:

[Pushxx]

Is this a serious thread?

I guess I'll bite, just because I would regret not saying something to someone that is apparently burdened.

I assume you're a man, and from one man to another I can tell you I relate to the inherent desire we share in feeling validated through our capacity to provide.
In this case, a woman's satisfaction acts as the provision by which you measure your capacity. It's alright. There is merit in trying to grade ourselves by what we do for others but we have to keep a healthy perspective, after all a person's value does not solely depend on what they can provide to others (the extreme of this would devolve into Nazism, xenophobia and scientific racism), but fundamentally, that every human life has intrinsic worth, even if they're not capable to satisfy someone's sexual need.

Sexuality, and all that it entails, is a natural desire in humanity. As a man, you could live content without its benefits, but given a choice, most of us would rather be satisfied through its different fulfillments. That is why I think you have a legit concern, and while you say you're ok, this thread reveals that you're still framing an incorrect measurement of self-worth through your self-qualified attractiveness.

So I won't preach, but let me remind you if I may, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See yourself and learn to love what you see and be pleased with it. Start by loving who you are while working to be the best version of yourself, and eventually, what you'll gain will be attractive.

Did you write that yourself? That shit was deep brother. Wise words that could help a lot of people if they listened.

[tmacattack33]

Is this a serious thread?

I guess I'll bite, just because I would regret not saying something to someone that is apparently burdened.

I assume you're a man, and from one man to another I can tell you I relate to the inherent desire we share in feeling validated through our capacity to provide.
In this case, a woman's satisfaction acts as the provision by which you measure your capacity. It's alright. There is merit in trying to grade ourselves by what we do for others but we have to keep a healthy perspective, after all a person's value does not solely depend on what they can provide to others (the extreme of this would devolve into Nazism, xenophobia and scientific racism), but fundamentally, that every human life has intrinsic worth, even if they're not capable to satisfy someone's sexual need.

Sexuality, and all that it entails, is a natural desire in humanity. As a man, you could live content without its benefits, but given a choice, most of us would rather be satisfied through its different fulfillments. That is why I think you have a legit concern, and while you say you're ok, this thread reveals that you're still framing an incorrect measurement of self-worth through your self-qualified attractiveness.

So I won't preach, but let me remind you if I may, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See yourself and learn to love what you see and be pleased with it. Start by loving who you are while working to be the best version of yourself, and eventually, what you'll gain will be attractive.

Well damn

:applause:


Anyway, OP you should take a visit to some countries where people don't value themselves based on how much pvssy they can obtain.

I don't get pvssy but don't really care as much as my white friends.

These were my friends from grade school and high school...so we were of the same popularity level in high school and none of could get pvssy...i didn't really care that much (i think due to my background and culture), but i saw some of them struggle immensely with it. Some of them felt completely worthless because all the girls ignored them...it was very sad for me to see actually.

Edit: Oh, and this is still going on with them...and we been out of high school for a while now. So i'm not trying to say you must be a high schooler or something.

[ISHGoat]

OP how big is your dick?

[AlphaWolf24]

Not true at all. Many of your favorite stand up comics are clinically depressed. Many of the all time greats employ the laugh at my pain model.

Authenticity is the key. Stalker has that by the barrel full. :applause:


this...

off the top of my head...didn't John Belushi and Chris Farley also OD?.( Farley was funny as sh!t)..dudes raged like no tomorrow.


Stalker.... you need to do comedy....we believe in you.....just don't OD

[D. Toretto]

OP u serious bro? :roll:
is there anything with fighting spirit in your genes?

[stalkerforlife]

OP how big is your dick?

About 6 inches long...but skinny. Girth is what satisfies a woman.

Put it this way...regular condoms get all bunched up and fall off after I started having sex.

[stalkerforlife]

Well damn

:applause:


Anyway, OP you should take a visit to some countries where people don't value themselves based on how much pvssy they can obtain.

I don't get pvssy but don't really care as much as my white friends.

These were my friends from grade school and high school...so we were of the same popularity level in high school and none of could get pvssy...i didn't really care that much (i think due to my background and culture), but i saw some of them struggle immensely with it. Some of them felt completely worthless because all the girls ignored them...it was very sad for me to see actually.

Edit: Oh, and this is still going on with them...and we been out of high school for a while now. So i'm not trying to say you must be a high schooler or something.

I appreciate your honesty.

[DonDadda59]

this...

off the top of my head...didn't John Belushi and Chris Farley also OD?.( Farley was funny as sh!t)..dudes raged like no tomorrow.


Stalker.... you need to do comedy....we believe in you.....just don't OD

I agree. Stalker, you should look up open mic nights in comedy clubs in your area. They let amateurs do short sets.

You seem comfortable sharing private things about yourself publicly. And it will help boost your confidence. They're gonna love you, kid. :cheers:

[KiiiiNG]

I agree. Stalker, you should look up open mic nights in comedy clubs in your area. They let amateurs do short sets.

You seem comfortable sharing private things about yourself publicly. And it will help boost your confidence. They're gonna love you, kid. :cheers:
He'd never do it because he has nothing to talk about. So he's gonna go up there and talk about how he's sat in his room for 15 years straight with little to no interaction with the outside world?

He's a lost cause, has no potential at all but yet you guys feed him bullshit

At least I'm honest. And know a miserable failure when I see one. He'll never get it together. Doesn't mean he's a bad guy but he will NEVER do anything.

[Nilocon165]

Same

[Akrazotile]

About 6 inches long...but skinny. Girth is what satisfies a woman.

Put it this way...regular condoms get all bunched up and fall off after I started having sex.



:roll:

[warriorfan]

He'd never do it because he has nothing to talk about. So he's gonna go up there and talk about how he's sat in his room for 15 years straight with little to no interaction with the outside world?

He's a lost cause, has no potential at all but yet you guys feed him bullshit

At least I'm honest. And know a miserable failure when I see one. He'll never get it together. Doesn't mean he's a bad guy but he will NEVER do anything.

if you weren't so obsessed with stalker you might actually be able to put together a better matching outfit next time you take awkward selfies in your mom's trailer :roll:

[Im Still Ballin]

OP is a slim criminal!