I want a Bear for a pet

[Bay Area Baller]

I mean we've domesticated cats dogs, birds and fish yet for some reason we are lacking in having any Bear companions. Normally this thing wouldn't get me down but as I get older I find my yearning to have a pet Bear excruciating. Is there any way for these scientist to get on this so maybe in like 20-30 years I can have a smaller more tame version of a Bear. Please if you know any top notch scientist let em know whats up. Thanks.

[warriorfan]

mini bears would be legit

[senelcoolidge]

I don't know any scientist, but I think having a domesticated bear would be awesome. You can probably find a bear on the black market. Domesticated, not so sure about that. Humans are above animals on the food chain, so why not make them as pets. But watch out you have some eco warriors on this site and they will threaten you. Wacko's that value animals over humans.

[TripleA]

Seeing that the smallest bear in North America Black Bears kill the most humans. I think it would hard to domesticate and breed a bear for a pet.
The smallest ones still weigh as much as large humans.

[warriorfan]

I don't know any scientist, but I think having a domesticated bear would be awesome. You can probably find a bear on the black market. Domesticated, not so sure about that. Humans are above animals on the food chain, so why not make them as pets. But watch out you have some eco warriors on this site and they will threaten you. Wacko's that value animals over humans.

cavsftw has already notified the FBI concerning this thread

[highwhey]

I don't know any scientist, but I think having a domesticated bear would be awesome. You can probably find a bear on the black market. Domesticated, not so sure about that. Humans are above animals on the food chain, so why not make them as pets. But watch out you have some eco warriors on this site and they will threaten you. Wacko's that value animals over humans.
Hows the exotic cat treating your friend?

[oarabbus]

I don't know any scientist, but I think having a domesticated bear would be awesome. You can probably find a bear on the black market. Domesticated, not so sure about that. Humans are above animals on the food chain, so why not make them as pets. But watch out you have some eco warriors on this site and they will threaten you. Wacko's that value animals over humans.


I always thought that was strange too. 1 human life >>>>>>>> an animal life


I am probably gonna get hated on for saying that.

[Patrick Chewing]

Elephants as pets would be better. They are magical animals.

[senelcoolidge]

Hows the exotic cat treating your friend?

Never got it. Maybe some other time. Instead we're infiltrating a local mosque.

[fsvr54]

Never got it. Maybe some other time. Instead we're infiltrating a local mosque.

:roll:

This nikka is a tv show

[Nick Young]

A bear can murder even a silverback gorilla. Those beasts are not meant to be domesticated and turned in to pets. They even turned on their best bro the Grizzly Man for no reason.

[Patrick Chewing]

If you can care from them since birth, then you could be like these guys...

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[DukeDelonte13]

Elephants as pets would be better. They are magical animals.

Probably just a dangerous as bears.

male elephants every so often go through this hormonal thing called a "musth". They go apesh*t for a while and have killed keepers they are normally friendly with.

Because of this most zoos don't even screw around with male elephants.


elephants are super smart and need companionship. You'd probably need to get at least 2 or 3 to keep them happy.

[Godzuki]

how is it strange to value animals over humans? :biggums:

animals generally dont annoy the fukk out of u. they're basically ure happy slave. they're generally loyal no matter what. and they're likely a lot cuter than humans.

humans can be some awful fukkin assholes. probably 1 out of every 10 humans is a asshole. 3 out of every 10 is worthless. 2 out of every 20 bitches are hot.

animals >>>> humans :coleman:

[SugarHill]

just get a big ass dog and pretend it's a bear. Bears just look like massive dogs anyway

[fiddy]

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[Patrick Chewing]

how is it strange to value animals over humans? :biggums:

animals generally dont annoy the fukk out of u. they're basically ure happy slave. they're generally loyal no matter what. and they're likely a lot cuter than humans.

humans can be some awful fukkin assholes. probably 1 out of every 10 humans is a asshole. 3 out of every 10 is worthless. 2 out of every 20 bitches are hot.

animals >>>> humans :coleman:


I think it's actually 8 out of 10 people are worthless and wretched.

There are so many videos online of people abusing and killing animals for the hell of it that you will lose your faith in humanity. We are supposed to be smarter than this.

[raprap]

I want a 3 feet giraffe