ISH official Friend Zone

[CavaliersFTW]

How many of y'all got friend zone stories, or memes, or plights. Dump em here :lol

http://cimg.likes.com/img/3493d42b872cee66e7d1ced787ce83f6

[warriorfan]

op got friend zoned by

http://cdn-jpg.si.com/sites/default/files/2015/03/03/chamberlain_960x540.jpg

[JohnFreeman]

Never

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/11/Tumblr_mcu2n9is8I1qzycpbo1_500.png

[CavaliersFTW]

op got friend zoned by

http://cdn-jpg.si.com/sites/default/files/2015/03/03/chamberlain_960x540.jpg
:oldlol:

good one :applause: ...friend :D

[warriorfan]

:oldlol:

good one :applause: ...friend :D
:lol

[highwhey]

Nothing wrong with being a friend if that's your only means in. The problem lies in being hung up on a single girl that has friend zoned you.

[Draz]

http://i66.tinypic.com/ouqiwp.jpg

[LJJ]

Whenever I hear "Friend Zone" I think about these classics.

http://s16.postimg.org/k1dp4u345/94c72aadf5346a1257eab7028feb143b.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/poa22b5mt/Feminazis_bro_7dd451a5d6a1d415d294c5bee3149834.png

[StephHamann]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

[jongib369]

Not that *I* was ever that frustrated at being "friend zoned", it's better than nothing...But muh *** had some serious depression over it. Story of my life in High school... Here's a couple videos of me from that year to get an idea



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH690ILpKQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WGfG1bxNSY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPkG3umyxu4


Dressed like an idiot, and had basically zero social skills...But was still decent looking, and funny....So I could pull, but not follow through. Kinda like this

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_MT2yUif4U/UpGlJBx5GyI/AAAAAAAAcM8/XTW-mchqOJY/s1600/bungeeslingshot.gif

http://www.cherokeeforum.com/attachments/f9/25262d1284113404t-watermelon-huge-slingshot-face-melonface.jpg

I wasn't pulling 10's or anything like that, but some REALLY cute women, one in particular with a banging ass that I'll never forget...She's a nurse now, and has one of those cute faces where at least I'd think she looks like wife material, personality included. There was a couple times I walked her home after school to stop a couple guys from harassing her, or raise her confidence my nonchalantly talking about how hot she was. Telling her how every guy that walked by her, would "most definitely turn to check out her ass". Dumb as hell, but this girl loved it because I had the balls to straight up say it, and not be weird about it, I made it funny if anything. But, I never pulled the trigger. Couldn't see for the life of me women being interested, but later on I eventually heard from a close friend of mine/hers " She really wanted you, you just never made a move"

:banghead:
https://56.media.tumblr.com/1ba929120828995bc9f78b72bab69a76/tumblr_o1inc5R74T1td15w4o1_500.jpg

That's the face of a cuck my friends, sophomore year old school myspace selfie

Eventually I got a girlfriend that year, and word spread about a lucky 'trait that I had among friend circles...Had an opportunity twice, to get with 2 friends at once, and then 3...But it didn't happen because I was oblivious :cry:

They all friend zoned me

After high school I really started to pull... A year after in 2011 I got a girlfriend, then in 2012 after a bad breakup I went on a rampage. Admittedly on Okcupid at first(A well taken selfie (https://56.media.tumblr.com/0658a83de332033e52e9336a92f5a669/tumblr_o1iojgXOoK1td15w4o1_540.jpg), or out and about at a bar can do you well on there. Image is one of many I'd use to pull then), with the first meet up being absolutely horrible. Met a girl who just came over from China for art school, not even cute I just said "*** it"...To sum it up it had everything from accidental butt sex, her getting high as hell and laughing like a mental patient, her throwing up everywhere including my candy bowl, ripping ass like a god damn bear, in MY shorts sounding as if she shit before passing out on my bed...

Afterwards, I got really picky and had a lot of success for w.e I happened to be looking for. From cute artsy/stoner girls, athletes, trapeze artist(God damn), teachers in their late 20s and early 30s, lawyers, a doctor, 40 year old...If I gave full effort and went for it, and got a date it was guaranteed I'd hook up with hem a few times since that's what I was looking for


...

I've been with a lot of women, first 4 years after highschool I averaged 13.33 women per year, shooting 97% on the first date on 40 attempts. Curry aint got shit on me, even Wilt would be like

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cheers_leonardo_dicaprio.gif
....I've had girls that could suck a nail out a goddamn coffin, yet this woman is irreplaceable. Life is good fam

:cheers:

But as fun as it was, I never found it truly satisfying. In 2014 I aimed to get a girlfriend, found one and been with her since. Right now even though things are good she eventually wants to move away for college...I'm trying to position myself to go with her to make moving out easier...Or at least become an open relationship while shes gone out of state. The last thing I want, is to be made "just" a friend. Sure that's better than nothing, and it's "muh feels" not "muh ***"

Don't want to come off as bragging, and in a way I guess I am...But my reasoning is if you put work into yourself, and genuinely put yourself out there what you're looking for will come to you, even if you've failed in the past. But like Wilt (https://youtu.be/kBv0fGysb5o?t=14m51s), I found out that having 1 woman a thousand different times is more satisfying

[CavaliersFTW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

:roll:

Ruthless YouTube comments:


He should've tried just beeing himself a bit more
A frumply little jizzrag doesn't get a chick like that by being himself. That shit only happens in the movies.

Wow, normies are ****ing ruthless. They delude this fedora wearing autist into thinking his autistic dance will win that girl over, then they actually let him go through with it, then they film it, then they upload it to youtube for everyone to see. Those normies knew it wouldn't work, they knew he would embarrass himself but they let him do it anyway. ****ing horrible people.

Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you ****in' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is **** another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous ****ing visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy ****ing ****** face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ****ing nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this ****ing disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're ****ing Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.

[RepMe]

It has happened to the best of us.

[riseagainst]

After I had sex with this girl I went on a date with, she said the next day she can no longer date me but offered to become my friend because "she can't date anyone with a small d1ck and someone who can't make her feel like a woman."
At least she likes my personality. :confusedshrug:

[CavaliersFTW]

https://www.instagram.com/p/9hoYLCpxId/?taken-by=_alexablair

https://www.instagram.com/p/__GNJrpxIa/?taken-by=_alexablair

Poor garret, his stunt didn't work :lol

[imdaman99]

I've friendzoned a few womanses I was not attracted to (face or body-wise). And I don't drink so there was never a chance I was gonna hit it :oldlol:

[LJJ]

https://www.instagram.com/p/9hoYLCpxId/?taken-by=_alexablair

https://www.instagram.com/p/__GNJrpxIa/?taken-by=_alexablair

Poor garret, his stunt didn't work :lol

swine_flu Garret is really looking sharp
welovelinkp Damn Garret looking great with that new tan
_wizardof_grand Garrett looked better with the fedora tbh fam
mattcribben #WhyNotGarrett?


The internet is savage.

[jongib369]

https://www.instagram.com/p/9hoYLCpxId/?taken-by=_alexablair

https://www.instagram.com/p/__GNJrpxIa/?taken-by=_alexablair

Poor garret, his stunt didn't work :lol
My god the people that made the video are horrible. I cringed for her

:lol

For him to have ANY chance in hell it would of needed to be a project...Like 2 years of body building, dancing lessons, and social social immersion. Kids got some balls for trying though...

[jongib369]

Rather be friends with my hot girl friends.
Sex just complicates things :applause:
Hot friends = likely hot network of their friends to 'tap into....Plus the normal benifits of having a friend in the first place

Win win

[Yoda]

It has happened to the best of us.
For yourself you speak.

[StephHamann]

:roll:

http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/unbenanntvityeglpax.png

how old is she? her tits are developing in the right direction.

[jongib369]

How about you OP? Ever find yourself biting your pillow in defeat?

[warriorfan]

Fallen Angel stays in the "get the **** away from me" zone

[CavaliersFTW]

swine_flu Garret is really looking sharp
welovelinkp Damn Garret looking great with that new tan
_wizardof_grand Garrett looked better with the fedora tbh fam
mattcribben #WhyNotGarrett?


The internet is savage.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA3WMS2pxAD/?taken-by=_alexablair

"I'm assuming it's Garrett taking the picture, what a sweetie"

[CavaliersFTW]

How about you OP? Ever find yourself biting your pillow in defeat?
Not from what I recall, my struggle early on was learning how to recognize and accept another persons interest in me. I was/felt ugly AF as a teenager so I just never even tried to pursued/mingle with girls/women for a long time. Once I became physically attractive then it still took a few years of adjustment to recognize that women were interested in me, and what it looks like when they're trying to make it obvious (because it wasn't obvious to me). I'd also pursued a few myself but if I couldn't tell they were interested in me back relatively quickly or was told I'd just drop the interest and stop talking to them, I never dwelled on anyone whom it wasn't clear to me there was mutual attraction that I can recall.

That's why the friendzone thing is so fascinating to me. It seems so comical but now that I've had a few girlfriends over the years I find out from them all these guys constantly talk to them that they call friends (and the guys eventually confess their love to them) and it all makes sense to me. Plus when I was a teenager I sorta looked like Garret so I could see if I had done a few things differently (such as tried to pursue women in such a dramatic way) how epicly I would have failed. Got to give him credit that he had balls. His tactic was just way way wrong :oldlol:

[CavaliersFTW]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/231/624/c88.jpg

[CavaliersFTW]

http://www.funnymemes.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/9f1ce0bb723235b1a34e4f285619f455.jpg

[CavaliersFTW]

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/friend-zone.jpg
http://www.xclusivetouch.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/friendzone-bra.jpg

:lol

[ROCSteady]

Somebody needs to make a comprehensive documentary about Garrett.

Track him down and REALLY get the unfiltered, unadulterated mayhem that ensued internally after the Sharries Berries fiasco.

I'm trying to think of a suitable title, it would be EXPLOSIVE on the net. Sit down with the young man, hit the bong with him and allow him to exorcise the demons that a fake ass 'feel good' marketing campaign destroyed a young man's life all to sell more chocolate covered strawberries.

I would pay at least 3.99 to watch

[CavaliersFTW]

Somebody needs to make a comprehensive documentary about Garrett.

Track him down and REALLY get the unfiltered, unadulterated mayhem that ensued internally after the Sharries Berries fiasco.

I'm trying to think of a suitable title, it would be EXPLOSIVE on the net. Sit down with the young man, hit the bong with him and allow him to exorcise the demons that a fake ass 'feel good' marketing campaign destroyed a young man's life all to sell more chocolate covered strawberries.

I would pay at least 3.99 to watch
Oh my god dude you're ****ing right. Like a VICE style documentary. Could be on netflix too, or Hulu plus, itunes or w/e yeah I'd pay money to see it too. That guy DESERVES some financial recourse, if I were him I would sue sherries berries and if that can't be done make the documentary. Part of the reason that cringe video is so unbelievable is that we can all sort of empathize with Garret and we can only begin to imagine the real world fall out that YouTube video has had on his self esteem and what it did/will continue to do the remaining days high school, college etc :oldlol:

[ROCSteady]

There would be many internet people very interested.

May need to wait for a bit more years for his late teenage/ early adult years to transpire to get a fully realized reflection of the #MakeHerDay Phenomenon

[kurple]

I've friendzoned a few womanses I was not attracted to (face or body-wise). And I don't drink so there was never a chance I was gonna hit it :oldlol:
why would you still be friends with them if they wasnt bangable?

[STATUTORY]

Not from what I recall, my struggle early on was learning how to recognize and accept another persons interest in me. I was/felt ugly AF as a teenager so I just never even tried to pursued/mingle with girls/women for a long time. Once I became physically attractive then it still took a few years of adjustment to recognize that women were interested in me, and what it looks like when they're trying to make it obvious (because it wasn't obvious to me). I'd also pursued a few myself but if I couldn't tell they were interested in me back relatively quickly or was told I'd just drop the interest and stop talking to them, I never dwelled on anyone whom it wasn't clear to me there was mutual attraction that I can recall.

That's why the friendzone thing is so fascinating to me. It seems so comical but now that I've had a few girlfriends over the years I find out from them all these guys constantly talk to them that they call friends (and the guys eventually confess their love to them) and it all makes sense to me. Plus when I was a teenager I sorta looked like Garret so I could see if I had done a few things differently (such as tried to pursue women in such a dramatic way) how epicly I would have failed. Got to give him credit that he had balls. His tactic was just way way wrong :oldlol:

:oldlol: it's fascinating as hell looking from outside in but when I introspect for a bit, I definitely have been in the friendzone before. The experience wasn't as dramatic as a videotaped fedora dance but I think for most guys they enter the friendzone without even realizing it. You meet a girl, you hang out, maybe start catching feelings and if she doesn't reciprocate then you are standing at the precipice of the friend zone.

What's really damaging psychologically I think for young/inexperience kids today is this millenial parent and media bs that "you can do anything" and nice guys can win over the girl with some dramatic confession etc. This just perpetuates the faith that somehow persistence pays off when it really doesn't. You just have to know when to recognize the loss and admit it. It's the same reason people hold on to losing stocks, irrational exuberance and optimism.

[nightprowler10]

My friendzone experience was the ****ing worst, because she always had me as a contingency. Basically, I've been friends with her 17 years now, and the only time she showed interest was when I finally moved on and was with someone.

We're both married to other people now. She's kinda struggling with her marriage, so when I last saw her we almost had a 'moment'.

Such a manipulative **** but I'm probably stupid enough to still do it in a heartbeat if she came knocking.

[LJJ]

I kinda blame myself, I didnt make any moves when we were together. I should have engaged her physically :lol let her know I was interested.

I think this mentality is the problem with a lot of guys who perennially get "stuck in the friendzone". Not saying you, I mean guys who experience this again and again and again. With different girls or even go through it multiple times with the same girl.

People thinking they "ended up in the friendzone", thinking that if they did something differently or showed more initiative or met under different circumstances it all would have ended up differently. In reality 99/100 times when a girl isn't romantically/sexually attracted to you as a person, that's just that. Being her friend was their ceiling with that girl before they even met.

Guys are playing themselves with that "I'm in the friendzone" attitude. They just fall for girls who are out of their league and aren't facing that reality, or they just have very low social intelligence.


It seems so comical but now that I've had a few girlfriends over the years I find out from them all these guys constantly talk to them that they call friends (and the guys eventually confess their love to them) and it all makes sense to me.

As a side note, stay away from girls who do this past high school. Girls surrounding themselves with unrequited lovers is a sign of mental instability. Normal people don't do or want this.

[StephHamann]

As a side note, stay away from girls who do this past high school. Girls surrounding themselves with unrequited lovers is a sign of mental instability. Normal people don't do or want this.

The sister of a good friend of mine has nearly no girlfriends, she only has male friends. She broke up with her boyfriend last year, and her "guy friends" all jumped on her like hungry animals, was pretty funny. She did not hook up with one of them and instead f.cked other dudes.

She was on drugs because of her mental stability.

[Nick Young]

I think this mentality is the problem with a lot of guys who perennially get "stuck in the friendzone". Not saying you, I mean guys who experience this again and again and again. With different girls or even go through it multiple times with the same girl.

People thinking they "ended up in the friendzone", thinking that if they did something differently or showed more initiative or met under different circumstances it all would have ended up differently. In reality 99/100 times when a girl isn't romantically/sexually attracted to you as a person, that's just that. Being her friend was their ceiling with that girl before they even met.

Guys are playing themselves with that "I'm in the friendzone" attitude. They just fall for girls who are out of their league and aren't facing that reality, or they just have very low social intelligence.



As a side note, stay away from girls who do this past high school. Girls surrounding themselves with unrequited lovers is a sign of mental instability. Normal people don't do or want this.
She wouldn't have gone on a second date if she had no interest.

It's more likely after the second date when he didn't make a move she lost respect for him and attraction as well.

Once its gone it won't come back.

But girls don't go on second dates with guys they're not interested in, unless it's a gold-digging mission.

[imdaman99]

why would you still be friends with them if they wasnt bangable?
Their personalities? I really don't know. 1 was fun to hang out with because all she ever did was pay for everything (fast forward 3 years she has a bangin body now :facepalm ) while the other I did it too was part of a group friends thing. I didn't want things awkward.

[LJJ]

She wouldn't have gone on a second date if she had no interest.

It's more likely after the second date when he didn't make a move she lost respect for him and attraction as well.

Once its gone it won't come back.

But girls don't go on second dates with guys they're not interested in, unless it's a gold-digging mission.

This is all conjecture because neither of us were there. But in these situations in general I think it's more likely she got to know him better during the second date and wasn't really feeling him that way. If he tried to make a move and push for more at that point it just would have become incredibly awkward.

Have you ever had to "make moves" on a girl you are on a date with to seal the deal? I just feel at that point you are already well past that.