View Full Version : Top 5 Reasons Why we Hate Kobe.
westsideozzie
01-25-2016, 06:47 PM
1. Single handedly bit, stole, gaffled, everything MJ did including his mannerisms and speech. I means its one thing to ride somebody's basketball moves, another to try and be him.
2. Hero Ball Hog. Shot further out than Steph Curry, but unlike Curry, he misses seventy-five percent of his shots.
3. Needed super stacked squads to get his rings. Prime Gasol and Bynum were the reasons they won those back to back championships. Not Kobe. Not to mention Ariza, and the rest of them boys.
4.Unrepentant ball hog.
5. Snitch. He watched the First 48 and thought snitching was cool. Told the police about another man's business which cost him at least $50 million. That kind of attitude gets you Matt Barnes out in these streets!!:no:
feyki
01-25-2016, 06:54 PM
Failed .
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 06:58 PM
Top 5 stupid ass reasons why YOU hate Kobe
WayOfWade
01-25-2016, 07:04 PM
I don't hate Kobe, mad respect to the man
Gus Hemmingway
01-25-2016, 07:07 PM
just off the top
- rape in 2003, settled out of court
- admitted to cheating on his wife
- his aborted attempt at a rap career
- ill-advised fashion photo shoot
- publicly feuded with GOAT center Shaquille O
G0ATbe
01-25-2016, 07:12 PM
Pau Gasoft and Glass knees bynum is super stacked...?
https://media.giphy.com/media/jQmVFypWInKCc/giphy.gif
1. Single handedly bit, stole, gaffled, everything MJ did including his mannerisms and speech. I means its one thing to ride somebody's basketball moves, another to try and be him.
2. Hero Ball Hog. Shot further out than Steph Curry, but unlike Curry, he misses seventy-five percent of his shots.
3. Needed super stacked squads to get his rings. Prime Gasol and Bynum were the reasons they won those back to back championships. Not Kobe. Not to mention Ariza, and the rest of them boys.
4.Unrepentant ball hog.
5. Snitch. He watched the First 48 and thought snitching was cool. Told the police about another man's business which cost him at least $50 million. That kind of attitude gets you Matt Barnes out in these streets!!:no:
Top 5 Reasons We Love Kobe
1. He's the closest thing to MJ we've seen in terms of talent + mentality. If pretending to be like him is what it took to do it, then so be it.
2. Kobe isn't afraid of failing, as witnessed in the Utah series during his rookie season, he shot two consecutive airballs in crunch time.
3. Haters turn players like Bynum into All-Stars to discredit his championships. In reality, Kobe only needed one other All-Star to win his championships.
4. Kobe appreciates other players talents and doesn't try to turn them into role players. He never asked or forced Pau to conform to his style. Instead, he worked with him and they learned how to play together beautifully.
5. Kobe is a man who appreciates many women. Lebron is a man who lets many men appreciate his mom.
TheMarkMadsen
01-25-2016, 07:22 PM
Bynum ppg in the 09 playoffs = 6 ppg
Bynum ppg in the 10 playoffs = 8.6 ppg
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 07:47 PM
Pau Gasoft and Glass knees bynum is super stacked...?
https://media.giphy.com/media/jQmVFypWInKCc/giphy.gif
Pau is a Top 6 PF all-time
duncan
kg
dirk
malone
barkley
pau
Thunderfan86
01-25-2016, 07:48 PM
Rape
TheMarkMadsen
01-25-2016, 07:51 PM
Pau is a Top 6 PF all-time
duncan
kg
dirk
malone
barkley
pau
Pettit, Hayes and McHale >>
G0ATbe
01-25-2016, 07:55 PM
Pau is a Top 6 PF all-time
duncan
kg
dirk
malone
barkley
pau
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warriorfan
01-25-2016, 07:56 PM
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I don't hate Kobe. I'm a grown man. A b-ball fan. Not a stan or a child....
kennethgriffin
01-25-2016, 08:04 PM
The real top 5 reasons
1. Hes spoiled with success, respect and admiration
2. His fans are spoiled with success and they respect and admire kobe till no end by the millions
3. He directly conflicts the best interests of other fans and their favorite players
4. Theres nothing anyone can do to stop any of this aside from wishful thinking and denial
5. Deflection from their own favorite players inadequate comparisons
If kobe wasnt any good at basketball. Nobody would even mention his cheating. Accused rape. Or having an attitude that rubs anyone the wrong way.
And at the same time. I can be man enough to admit that if lebron wasnt atleast one of the top players in the league with a fallowing. I also wouldnt feel the need to point out his failures
The only difference is when people talk about the worst things that ever happened to kobe. Theyre off the court for the most part... because he had a successful career that cant really be argued with. He took all the criticism and made everyone eat their words
However. Most of the things people still talk shit about in terms of lebrons life is his basketball career. We rip his failures purely in the basketball sense. Thats what elevates us as a group of fans and legitimizes us more than them. We have substance
2 for 6
Ring chaser
Colluder
Quitter
Saboteur
Cancer
/thread
ImKobe
01-25-2016, 08:10 PM
There are only 2 legitimate reasons people would hate Kobe
1) his fans
2) him eliminating your teams from the Playoffs
Saying you hate him because he tried to follow in Jordan's footsteps and take things from him to be a great player is bullshit. You loved to watch Jordan, why would you hate someone for trying to work as hard as MJ and accomplish the things that MJ did? Kobe still won 5 titles and had remarkable seasons/games. Saying you hate him because of his Colorado case makes no sense to me either due to the simple fact that the woman was a hoe who used her affair with Kobe to extort money from him.
I understand the reasons and I don't really care why you hate him but let's be honest. 99% of you just can't get along with Kobe fans so you use whatever you can to piss us off, just like we use bits from your favorite player's career to get at you.
24-Inch_Chrome
01-25-2016, 08:15 PM
OP is a ******.
raprap
01-25-2016, 08:26 PM
He's a rich white boy
L8krH8tr
01-25-2016, 08:29 PM
I don't need 5 reasons to know Kobe is a selfish ball hog who has to have things his way and basically forced the Fakers to pull schemes to get players there and once the stars get there they realize he's a punk biitch and nobody likes playing with him.
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 08:37 PM
I don't need 5 reasons to know Kobe is a selfish ball hog who has to have things his way and basically forced the Fakers to pull schemes to get players there and once the stars get there they realize he's a punk biitch and nobody likes playing with him.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
hilariously accurate lebron description
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 08:38 PM
Pau is a Top 6 PF all-time
duncan
kg
dirk
malone
barkley
pau
:facepalm
It's a shame stupidity isn't fatal. We would be rid of dumb wankers like you.
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 08:40 PM
:facepalm
It's a shame stupidity isn't fatal. We would be rid of dumb wankers like you.
Nice insight mate
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Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 08:42 PM
I don't need 5 reasons to know Kobe is a selfish ball hog who has to have things his way and basically forced the Fakers to pull schemes to get players there and once the stars get there they realize he's a punk biitch and nobody likes playing with him.
:facepalm at this useless piece of shit.
Creates a account dedicated to hating an entire team and gets upset anytime someone calls him out on his BS.
You truly are a shit-stain on the underwear of society.
L8krH8tr
01-25-2016, 08:44 PM
:facepalm at this useless piece of shit.
Creates a account dedicated to hating an entire team and gets upset anytime someone calls him out on his BS.
You truly are a shit-stain on the underwear of society.
Lakers are done , no more fake bought championships. Kobe fanboys will be left with nothing. I know it hurts buddy it will be ok. Nobody is upset besides you.
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 08:45 PM
Nice insight mate
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/08/bf/cc/08bfcc8d25af708509b5efcee7fb51e5.gif
Go ahead and try to construct a semi-decent argument as to how Pau Gasol is a top 6 PF of all time.
But I won't hold my breath as based on your post history, it's pretty obvious you don't have two brain cells to rub together.
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 08:46 PM
Go ahead and try to construct a semi-decent argument as to how Pau Gasol is a top 6 PF of all time.
But I won't hold my breath as based on your post history, it's pretty obvious you don't have two brain cells to rub together.
Sure I will try to construct a semi-decent argument for you after what have you said.
Wait for it
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 08:48 PM
Lakers are done , no more fake bought championships. Kobe fanboys will be left with nothing. I know it hurts buddy it will be ok. Nobody is upset besides you.
Just as I thought.
A low-IQ wanker with nothing constructive to offer besides letting the world know that stupidity and trolling is an epidemic.
Give yourself a gold star for that contribution, spastic.
L8krH8tr
01-25-2016, 08:50 PM
Just as I thought.
A low-IQ wanker with nothing constructive to offer besides letting the world know that stupidity and trolling is an epidemic.
Give yourself a gold star for that contribution, spastic.
This is a hate thread you stupid fucc with the blurry crappy avatar. You're just another Kobe **** rider.
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 08:58 PM
Sure I will try to construct a semi-decent argument for you after what have you said.
Wait for it
Go on, fool. You made the stupid comment now you don't want to back it up
Tell us why Pau Gasol is better than any of the following:
1) Duncan
2) KG
3) Malone
4) Dirk
5) Barkley
6) McHale
7) Hayes
8) Rodman
9) Pettit
10) Webber
I shouldn't expect much as it's obvious that you're a stupid teenager who has been watching basketball for all of 5 minutes.
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 09:02 PM
This is a hate thread you stupid fucc with the blurry crappy avatar. You're just another Kobe **** rider.
Actually, I'm a Laker fan first but I wouldn't expect a simpleton like yourself to know that seeing as you spend the vast majority of your time on here furiously fingering that hole between your legs anytime someone starts shitting on the Lakers or Kobe.
How about actually doing something useful for once, you dumb turd. Drinking a bottle of bleach would be a terrific start......
wordsRweapons
01-25-2016, 09:02 PM
I don't hate kobe. He's today still entertaining as hell to watch even if it's for all the wrong reasons :lol
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 09:03 PM
Go on, fool. You made the stupid comment now you don't want to back it up
Tell us why Pau Gasol is better than any of the following:
1) Duncan
2) KG
3) Malone
4) Dirk
5) Barkley
6) McHale
7) Hayes
8) Rodman
9) Pettit
10) Webber
I shouldn't expect much as it's obvious that you're a stupid teenager who has been watching basketball for all of 5 minutes.
Do you live in a cave? Do you expect me to waste a minute with you after being insulted just because expressing my opinion? That is not how human relationships work
Had you to me come asking with respect I would get into the debate, but don't expect me to waste a second with you with your behaviour, tough internet wise man.
Cheers from a stupid teenager :cheers:
Combat Wombat
01-25-2016, 09:06 PM
Do you live in a cave? Do you expect me to waste a minute with you after being insulted just because expressing my opinion? That is not how human relationships work
Had you to me come asking with respect I would get into the debate, but don't expect me to waste a second with you with your behaviour, tough internet wise man.
Cheers from a stupid teenager :cheers:
Just as I thought.
You want to make a stupid comment? Be prepared to back it up instead of running the moment you post it and crying like a little bitch when you get called out on it.
Think before you post in the near future, prick.
Dr Hawk
01-25-2016, 09:17 PM
Just as I thought.
You want to make a stupid comment? Be prepared to back it up instead of running the moment you post it and crying like a little bitch when you get called out on it.
Think before you post in the near future, prick.
I can't care less if people insult me here on ISH, people have told me to commit suicide and I laughed at it, post a gif or something and move on, but those guys don't expect me to answer them in a serious tone.
You have set the tone with me here with your first answer.
You could answer to my post in two ways:
"You stupid teenager :rant :blah :blah"
or
"Why do you think Pau is over guys like xxxx and yyyy?"
I will adapt my behaviour accordingly
Cheers wise man :bowdown:
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