My Soul Is Now A Vessel For Satan, Wilt Is Goat. Click If You Dare

[jongib369]

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Jongib369 and the man who this title represents renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors. WHICH IS TO CALL UPON HIM IN REQUEST OF ONE THING IN OFFERING OF MY SOUL, HAUNT THOSE ON THIS BOARD THAT DO NO ACCEPT WILT AS GOAT. WAKE THEM IN THE NIGHT AND STRIKE FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS WITH YOUR GAZE. THEIR FAITH IS WEAK, DOUBTFUL, AND SELFISH. MAKE THEM SUFFER, AND I GIVETH YOU MY SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY TO USE AS YOU PLEASE. POSSES ME, MAKE ME YOUR VESSEL FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE TO FEAR YOU ONCE AGAIN. I WILL DRAG AS MANY SOULS INTO YOUR REALM WITH ME AS I CAN

https://36.media.tumblr.com/3862251239a7b76d843160858d329818/tumblr_o1olof2OOv1td15w4o1_400.jpg

I BURN THESE WORDS, WITH MY NAME WRITTEN IN BLOOD!!

ACCEPT WILT AS THE ONE TRUE GOAT AND YOU WILL BE SPARED


http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Father_s_Sigil.gif


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https://youtu.be/ZPkG3umyxu4


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[jongib369]

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[NZStreetBaller]

Satanism isnt worshipping the devil u clown. Its about being your own god.

[poido123]

:facepalm

[imdaman99]

What the heaven is this shit? You scaring me, man

[jongib369]

Satanism isnt worshipping the devil u clown. Its about being your own god.
AND IN BEING MY OWN GOD I OFFER MYSELF A VESSEL FOR SATAN, SO HE STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE WILT ISNT GOAT

[jongib369]

What the heaven is this shit? You scaring me, man
Nah man you're cool, don't worry fam

Also if you're Black, or Muslim. Guys got too much shit to worry about already.

CAUCASIAN/CHRISTIANS/ATHEIST NON BELIEVERS IN GOAT WILT ARE ****ED UNLESS YOU BEG FOR FORGIVENESS

[poido123]

AND IN BEING MY OWN GOD I OFFER MYSELF A VESSEL FOR SATAN, SO HE STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE WILT ISNT GOAT



Man, you mist have some good mushrooms bro :coleman:

[jongib369]

Man, you mist have some good mushrooms bro :coleman:
THE BEST, ALL CAPS LIKE THIS SENTANCE.

[NZStreetBaller]

Man, you mist have some good mushrooms bro :coleman:

I think he just needs a hug. I remember thinking this way when i was 12 and my mother said i wasnt allowed ice cream. Shit was rough

[jongib369]

I think he just needs a hug. I remember thinking this way when i was 12 and my mother said i wasnt allowed ice cream. Shit was rough
https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2015/3-25/2hOhK8j6Wj-4.png

People don't think Wilt is GOAT man, and my girl couldn't find my prostate. What else does a white male in his 20s turn to at this point?

[poido123]

https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2015/3-25/2hOhK8j6Wj-4.png

People don't think Wilt is GOAT man, and my girl couldn't find my prostate. What else does a white male in his 20s turn to at this point?



are you genuinely having a life crisis?


You can talk, I won't judge

[aj1987]

What the **** is wrong with OP? Are you drunk, dude?

[BasedTom]

wilt the goat choke artist

[StephHamann]

https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/2/5/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1289-1364895187-2.gif

[Draz]

That's like.. Your opinion man

[Cactus-Sack]

Satanism isnt worshipping the devil u clown. Its about being your own god.
That's LAVEYAN Satanism you assclown

[AlphaWolf24]

what was that Wilt stans name that used to post walls of text?....

pretty sure he died....




can you raise him from the dead?

[DonDadda59]

Satan/Lucifer is one of the most misunderstood fictional characters ever. From loyal right hand man to conscientious freedom fighter who battled against tyranny. But of course, conquerors write History so he was demonized, literally.

You gotta wonder why a good number of the other angels supported his movement and fought for/with him.

[~primetime~]

Satanism isnt worshipping the devil u clown. Its about being your own god.

you've practiced this religion?

[Draz]

If she don't look at you while she's sucking your dck you failed
If she don't do a 360 head turn while doggy to look at you she failed

[Megabox!]

Satan/Lucifer is one of the most misunderstood fictional characters ever. From loyal right hand man to conscientious freedom fighter who battled against tyranny. But of course, conquerors write History so he was demonized, literally.

You gotta wonder why a good number of the other angels supported his movement and fought for/with him.
Same reason why a guy like Hitler had millions of followers. Same reason why a guy like Trump has supporters. Angels, demons, humans, animals; there's always going to be followers, whether the cause of their following is shared in good or evil.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You do realize getting sidetracked by Satan is as easy and common as simply not actively walking forwards in the path and doing the right thing right?

No need for these lame theatrics.

[Rocketswin2013]

:roll:

[jongib369]

:roll:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdasbLKm4s0

[DonDadda59]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdasbLKm4s0

See this is exactly what I'm talking about right here. The demonization of Satan/Lucifer by the cruel and maniacally genocidal tyrant Jehovah/Yahweh and his bum sniffs. Lucifer was by far the most beautiful and perfect of all the angels in Heaven.

He decides to rally the angels to his side to fight against the mass murdering egomaniac running things... Now all of a sudden now he's some red-assed, horned goblin? Slander and libel.

[jongib369]

See this is exactly what I'm talking about right here. The demonization of Satan/Lucifer by the cruel and maniacally genocidal tyrant Jehovah/Yahweh and his bum sniffs. Lucifer was by far the most beautiful and perfect of all the angels in Heaven.

He decides to rally the angels to his side to fight against the mass murdering egomaniac running things... Now all of a sudden now he's some red-assed, horned goblin? Slander and libel.
The Origins of Satanism
(http://www.exposingcommunism.com/Origins-of-Satanism.htm)


Kids and Teens for Satan
(http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Kids.html)

[DonDadda59]

The Origins of Satanism
(http://www.exposingcommunism.com/Origins-of-Satanism.htm)


Kids and Teens for Satan
(http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Kids.html)



Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC4aC21OyDE) :bowdown:

https://diabolicalconfusions.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/2.jpg

[jongib369]

What the **** is wrong with OP? Are you drunk, dude?
Satan is treating my soul right. I'm the cuck, Satan is the bull, all I can do is sit back and watch now

[Nanners]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM

[NZStreetBaller]

you've practiced this religion?

Lol nah my know it all friend mentioned it during an illumanati rant he was going on.

I wasnt taking this thread all that seriously lol.

[stalkerforlife]

You phucking piece of shit.

May God have mercy on your soul.

[jongib369]

You phucking piece of shit.

May God have mercy on your soul.
I still love you