A lot of "gay" guys just can't get women...

[stalkerforlife]

I can spot them a mile away.

Women don't want them, so they pretend to be gay to have friends, a lover, etc.

It is very sad when it comes to that.

[Im Still Ballin]

Have you ever pretended to be gay

[stalkerforlife]

Have you ever pretended to be gay

Yes.

When I was wasted, lonely, and getting rejected by women.

[FillJackson]

Yes.

When I was wasted, lonely, and getting rejected by women.
How did it work out?

[SaltyMeatballs]

How did it work out?
He got the same treatment

[stalkerforlife]

How did it work out?

Bad. I was so ashamed of myself afterwards that I would become a recluse. I never went back to a job after a night of partying with coworkers once.

[HenryGarfunkle]

Bad. I was so ashamed of myself afterwards that I would become a recluse. I never went back to a job after a night of partying with coworkers once.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I'm laughing at you bro

[stalkerforlife]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I'm laughing at you bro

I would too, Simon. :lol

[HenryGarfunkle]

I would too, Simon. :lol
You say some of the weirdest shit, but it's always true.

It's like you take loserness to a whole new level with the way you meltdown so much and abandon important things. Dropped out of school because of acne... quit work after a night out partying.

And I don't understand why you became a recluse after faking to be gay out of perceived humiliation over getting rejected for being ugly/retarded. Why didn't you just kill yourself? :lol

[Im Still Ballin]

You say some of the weirdest shit, but it's always true.

It's like you take loserness to a whole new level with the way you meltdown so much and abandon important things. Dropped out of school because of acne... quit work after a night out partying.

And I don't understand why you became a recluse after faking to be gay out of perceived humiliation over getting rejected for being ugly/retarded. Why didn't you just kill yourself? :lol
:roll:

[stalkerforlife]

You say some of the weirdest shit, but it's always true.

It's like you take loserness to a whole new level with the way you meltdown so much and abandon important things. Dropped out of school because of acne... quit work after a night out partying.

And I don't understand why you became a recluse after faking to be gay out of perceived humiliation over getting rejected for being ugly/retarded. Why didn't you just kill yourself? :lol

I was making out with a gay coworker after a girl rejected me hard in front of a lot of people. I was embarrassed and pretended to be gay and laughed it off. He had his hand on my junk all night, too.

No way was I going back to that job after that. :lol

[ROCSteady]

OP did you overcook that frozen pizza or was it straight?

Sucks when the region that buffers the crust and cheese zone gets overly brown and then the cheese burns into semi burnt shapes of frozen grated mozzarella

[stalkerforlife]

OP did you overcook that frozen pizza or was it straight?

Sucks when the region that buffers the crust and cheese zone gets overly brown and then the cheese burns into semi burnt shapes of frozen grated mozzarella

It turned out great, but then again, i'm not a picky eater.

Too many starving people in the world for me to be a picky little bitch.

[Akrazotile]

It turned out great, but then again, i'm not a picky eater.

Too many starving people in the world for me to be a picky little bitch.


Your kids, for instance.

[HenryGarfunkle]

I was making out with a gay coworker after a girl rejected me hard in front of a lot of people. I was embarrassed and pretended to be gay and laughed it off. He had his hand on my junk all night, too.

No way was I going back to that job after that. :lol
So do the two stories intertwine? That's the same night you became a recluse? - which is a person who never leaves the house. I've known of morbidly obese individuals that were recluses from watching those creepy youtube videos about people with miserable lives, but it's kinda different with you because we actually communicate, so there's a more intimidate level of hilarity/curiosity that comes with reading about your situation.

I'll ask again: Why didn't you just kill yourself that night? **** it all. That's rock bottom. There's no recovering from that. Did the thought ever cross your mind? Or are you cursed with yet another beta trait - the cowardly gene. Where you can't even convince yourself to do it because you're scared, and not because you'd actually be leaving anything positive behind.

I know you'll avoid most of my questions, because you're retarded and lazy, but I know they'll stick in your head tonight as you sit by yourself pondering what could've been, if you weren't born the biggest loser on the planet.

[Im Still Ballin]

So do the two stories intertwine? That's the same night you became a recluse? - which is a person who never leaves the house. I've known of morbidly obese individuals that were recluses from watching those creepy youtube videos about people with miserable lives, but it's kinda different with you because we actually communicate, so there's a more intimidate level of hilarity/curiosity that comes with reading about your situation.

I'll ask again: Why didn't you just kill yourself that night? **** it all. That's rock bottom. There's no recovering from that. Did the thought ever cross your mind? Or are you cursed with yet another beta trait - the cowardly gene. Where you can't even convince yourself to do it because you're scared, and not because you'd actually be leaving anything positive behind.

I know you'll avoid most of my questions, because you're retarded and lazy, but I know they'll stick in your head tonight as you sit by yourself pondering what could've been, if you weren't born the biggest loser on the planet.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[FreezingTsmoove]

You were still swimming deep in the pu$$y though since you have kids

Im not buying it bro

[AceManIII]

Dude,

Just come out of that closet fully

[BasedTom]

it goes the other way around too lmao

some of these dykes are utter beasts

[HenryGarfunkle]

The gay part here is you quit your job because you kissed a dude.
That's what's so funny - he thinks he's anything more than a guy destined to be made fun of and rejected.

He shoots for the moon, but crashes into an asteroid. He hopes to be a cool guy, but ends up being the exact opposite.

And gets so stinged from embarrassment he quits on life.

I'm not being funny when I say I feel sad for the guy, because in actuality I do. But I didn't know it was possible to feel sadness and joy at the same time. Until his story, and this unique situation on ISH. I find myself laughing at this guy even though I'm aware of the torture/suffering of his life. I'm not a sociopath, I do have sympathy for people.

And I do feel bad for finding it so funny, but what am i gonna do? He quit school because of acne and pretended to be gay. That's the ****ing babe ruth of misery stories.

Justin..



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[HeatFanSince88]

i went to a gay club before with some friends, and all im going to say is that if i was gay i could have gotten laid so easy. Everyone is super nice, welcoming, trying to buy you drinks.

it's basically what it's like to be a women. I can understand why so many people are gay today. It's just easier. there are no frustrated socially awkward virgin foreveraloners in the gay community.

[Smoke117]

You say some of the weirdest shit, but it's always true.

It's like you take loserness to a whole new level with the way you meltdown so much and abandon important things. Dropped out of school because of acne... quit work after a night out partying.

And I don't understand why you became a recluse after faking to be gay out of perceived humiliation over getting rejected for being ugly/retarded. Why didn't you just kill yourself? :lol

Because we aren't that lucky

[stalkerforlife]

i went to a gay club before with some friends, and all im going to say is that if i was gay i could have gotten laid so easy. Everyone is super nice, welcoming, trying to buy you drinks.

it's basically what it's like to be a women. I can understand why so many people are gay today. It's just easier. there are no frustrated socially awkward virgin foreveraloners in the gay community.

Very true. Gay dudes love me.

Women have it so easy.

[imdaman99]

it goes the other way around too lmao

some of these dykes are utter beasts
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Just like Magic Johnson's son :oldlol: Except his son grew up rich, I'm sure plenty of women would have loved to been his beard