Breaking: Jimmy Butler may be Michael Jordan's son

[Random_Guy]

[QUOTE]Jimmy Butler broke the Chicago Bulls

[dubeta]

Nope, Butler would've been balding by now if true

[JohnFreeman]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition

[Random_Guy]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition
:roll:

[dubeta]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[BasedTom]

I've been telling people

but it's always "no tom you lying racist who is also homosexual, you just think all black people look the same. Butler and Jordan don't look remotely similar."

[Random_Guy]

http://i0.wp.com/www.sheridanhoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jimmy-butler.jpg

[SpaceJam]

http://oi65.tinypic.com/16bh4km.jpg

[BasedTom]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition
:lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed:

[AirBonner]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition
:applause: :applause:

[no pun intended]

Lol didn't Butler's father abandon him as a child too?

[dubeta]

Lol didn't Butler's father abandon him as a child too?

I'd be scared of my son too if I was Jordan


#thecycle

[buddha]

would be a great story if it was true. Jimmy should file a paternity test.

[ralph_i_el]

I know it's not true, but I'm going to believe it anyways. This is some star wars shit :lol

[keep-itreal]

he doesn't have Jordan's athleticism though

[You Cant Ban Me]

thats funny cause mj's "sons" are not even his they all look just like his brother james

http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2004/11/29/cfb37d8a-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/5b8b7980f1e53d4f9192c3a39d182db8/image658144x.jpg

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/MarcusMug1.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

http://i0.wp.com/www.sheridanhoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jimmy-butler.jpg

Jordan right now.

http://4.kicksonfire.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/MJ-Computer-Meme.jpg

[ralph_i_el]

he doesn't have Jordan's athleticism though

nobody does. Butler is a pretty excellent athlete, especially for the weight he carries at the position.

[ISHGoat]

Jordan right now.

http://4.kicksonfire.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/MJ-Computer-Meme.jpg
:roll:

[swagga]

3ball my autistic nigqa where you at ? Spin this shit right here :oldlol:

[Lebron23]

Maury Time.

[Manny98]

How long till Jordan's dead?

tradition
:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[Run DLC]

In one of the Last Dance episodes where they showed some footage of MJ trying to riled up Scotty, and just from the facial expressions he made while defending Scotty, he looked dead-on like, Jimmy Butler.

[Run DLC]

I wish I could pull that clip and show that exact time he made those facial expressions. All I saw was a bald-headed, Jimmy Butler.

[Run DLC]

https://youtu.be/_l_Q8ntU2zw

At the 0:17 second mark.

[Lebron23]

https://youtu.be/_l_Q8ntU2zw

At the 0:17 second mark.

Jordan was such a bully and an @$$hole. Just watched the clip where he bullied Scott Burrell in the locker room. No wondered no nba superstars wants to play in Charlotte. Pippen is just a such a good person for talking to Burrell after MJ called him dog $hit.

[Monta Ellis MVP]

Jordan was such a bully and an @$$hole. Just watched the clip where he bullied Scott Burrell in the locker room. No wondered no nba superstars wants to play in Charlotte. Pippen is just a such a good person for talking to Burrell after MJ called him dog $hit.

Bullying is not acceptable. It’s time to end all bullying.

[Lebron23]

Bullying is not acceptable. It’s time to end all bullying.

Not a huge fan of Steph but he is a much better person than MJ.

[Run DLC]

Steph is following, Dirk, Nash, and Duncan footsteps.

[Axe]

Maury Time.
Stop

Digging

Old

Threads

[Iverson3]

Maybe.

[Jasper]

Butler could never be MJ's son.

Butler played maybe like his mother in game 1 with 13 points.

That's not a leader or son of a killer.
that's a whimp

[90sgoat]

He could be.

I don't consider it unrealistic.

Being an extremely good basketball player is genetic and Butler does share even personality traits, the ultra competitive spirit, how teammates think he is too much, but also a winner.

[HoopologyPhD]

Named after his grandad

[90sgoat]

Named after his grandad

Woooaaa

James Jordan, yep, checks out

[Axe]

Woooaaa

James Jordan, yep, checks out
But james isn't butler's first name.

[BarberSchool]

Nope, Butler would've been balding by now if true

False.

Our Y chromosomes have quite literally zero to do with androgenic alopecia (male pattern baldness).

We inherit our genetic preponderance to produce the aromatase enzyme (at various rates) from our mothers, 100%

Specifically, that sequence that is responsible for our rates of aromatase production, is located on the HOX-47 sequence of the X chromosome.

Aromatase is what converts free circulating testosterone (which will never cause androgenic alopecia), into dyhydrotestosterone (DHT) which does, via thickening the sebum in people who have apocrine sweat glands (vast majority east asians are safe, since y’all have the fewest apocrine sweat glands of any people on earth, it’s why you don’t “stink” when you sweat.

Anyways, aromatase converts test into DHT, and DHT Begins to upregulate sebum production while also thickening the sebum to a candle wax consistency, and this clogs the follicles unless excess sebum is shampoo’d off the scalp very frequently. This process is slowly causing Anagen phase hair to enter telogen phase fat too soon, and eventually entering vellus/lenugo state (peach fuzz)

Male pattern baldness is 100% NOT inherited from our fathers.

So back to OP’s story … could still totally be Mike lol