Jehova Witness constantly ringing the bell

[Draz]

Is it a mental issue with these people? They don't get it? I really need to know.

[WayOfWade]

I dealt with these people while I was a missionary, they do seem partially insane but they do it because it is their duty as a JW to spread the word. They're all assigned certain areas/district and their job is to just go ham on the population until the day they die

[Draz]

They don't take no for an answer. These mfers are arrogant asf too

[Draz]

I dealt with these people while I was a missionary, they do seem partially insane but they do it because it is their duty as a JW to spread the word. They're all assigned certain areas/district and their job is to just go ham on the population until the day they die
:roll: :roll: Really? So it's in their faith to not give up on persuading you?

[Patrick Chewing]

I usually bring my pump shotgun real close to the door and start racking the slide and start yelling that I'm reloaded.

[Nick Young]

These people are in a cult, the women are taught they are nothing but baby factories.

The ones you meet are always polite and friendly, but that's the best way to indoctrinate lonely people in to their cult. See also Mormons.

JW's are way worse than Mormons though. The stuff JW's believe is even more batshit insane than what the Mormons believe.

[Draz]

These people are in a cult, the women are taught they are nothing but baby factories.

The ones you meet are always polite and friendly, but that's the best way to indoctrinate lonely people in to their cult. See also Mormons.

JW's are way worse than Mormons though. The stuff JW's believe is even more batshit insane than what the Mormons believe.
:oldlol: Gonna get me a Jehova

[Derka]

Answer the door completely naked next time one comes to the door and politely suggest that sex be had, be it a man or woman.

[Nick Young]

:oldlol: Gonna get me a Jehova
no sex until marriage, and they're taught to be ashamed of sex.

You will have to marry her, and the only times you get to bang her are when you try to get her pregnant.

No seed wasted, bruh:cheers:

[ROCSteady]

I dealt with these people while I was a missionary, they do seem partially insane but they do it because it is their duty as a JW to spread the word. They're all assigned certain areas/district and their job is to just go ham on the population until the day they die





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[Draz]

Nah fam. Ya'll niggvs think this funny. They be setting up camp fires every Saturday mornings in front my crib bruh.

[NumberSix]

Tell them you're a Muslim and you consider their effort to convert you a hate crime.

[Long Duck Dong]

They're determined I'll give them that. My little dog thinks he's a rottweiler and tore up this JW preacher's pant leg, and I'm pretty sure got some flesh but he was still trying to get out his message as he was being attacked while the 2 women he was with looked on horrified. :oldlol: For about a month afterwards I was a little worried about the cops or a court summons showing up at my door.

[imdaman99]

Tell them you're a Muslim and you consider their effort to convert you a hate crime.
At least try to be fun when you attempt wit and humor :oldlol:

I remember 2 of them approaching me, told them I'm Muslim and they still bugged me. It took like 5 mins but I got rid of them. Still see them every once in a while and try not to make eye contact.

[Draz]

Them mfers worst than catcalling dudes

[nathanjizzle]

"sorry im busy" shut the door*. simple as that. dont worry about being a dick or else your going to always get taken advantage of if you are too polite.

[Draz]

"sorry im busy" shut the door*. simple as that. dont worry about being a dick or else your going to always get taken advantage of if you are too polite.
:roll: It's not even me. It's my mom. She literally became friends with them because she's too nice. I tell her a million and one times, tell them straight up you don't plan on converting. We have cameras, so we see when they ring the bell. But, sometime we leave the door open and they ring the bell. :lol

These people get paid? Wonder what jobs they do, walking around like that.

[Wiltside]

They know how to take no for an answer, they just move on house to house without any true fear of embarrassment. A lot of cool people are actually JW, I wouldn't mind if Donald Glover came up to my door and started preaching his religion.
This. I have never had a problem saying "Sorry, not interested" and have them stick around. They move on quickly.

[Dresta]

Fanatics gonna fanatic. It's like the westerners who still parade around with "refugees welcome" signs: everyone just wants them to shut up and **** off, but they just won't.

[WayOfWade]

This. I have never had a problem saying "Sorry, not interested" and have them stick around. They move on quickly.
Talk to them about Jehovah and Jesus and it will get personal, I can say this from experience. Psalms 96:13 and John 5:22 is what I would use. Still though, many are nice and will move on, there are genuinely good JW's out there

[ThePhantomCreep]

I'll give them this: at least they walk the walk...down a joyless fcking road :oldlol:

No cursing, no birthday celebrations, no sex before marriage, no blood transfusions (:wtf:). Their life is their religion.

"Sorry, I'm busy" usually does the trick, and don't feel bad doing it. I have an Aunt who's a JW--trust me, they lose not one ounce of sleep over the constant rejections.

[Pushxx]

I usually bring my pump shotgun real close to the door and start racking the slide and start yelling that I'm reloaded.

:lol the reloaded part.

[Godzuki]

i used to think all Jehova Witness were black people until i got hit by a bunch of azn ones. they are so persistent in getting new believers its admirable if only they weren't such a pain in the ass. i guess its the altruistic nature of a lot of religions that make them so annoying to people outside of their religions. what a shame good always comes with bad :coleman:

[Draz]

Told em' I post on ISH, I need God in my life not Jehovas