Woman crashes her own funeral: "Surprise! I'm still alive!"

[CavaliersFTW]

Her husband tried to have her kidnapped/killed while abroad. The hired hit men didn't believe in killing women so they pocketed the cash and let her go free. She comes bursting on to the scene of her own funeral back home and surprises her husband that issued the order to have her killed :lol

http://fox8.com/2016/02/05/suprise-im-still-alive-woman-crashes-her-funeral-in-murder-for-hire-plot/

[TommyGriffin]

I feel bad for the Husband.

[DonDadda59]

That sounds like the plot of a terrible soap opera. :lol

[NumberSix]

Faking your death is racist.

[highwhey]

This reminds me of that time 9er snitched me out and I got banned. He began qouting my posts and laughing at me being banned, except 15 mins later Steve unbanned me and I crashed 9ers party. He was so mad. Still is.

[DonDadda59]

This reminds me of that time 9er snitched me out and I got banned. He began qouting my posts and laughing at me being banned, except 15 mins later Steve unbanned me and I crashed 9ers party. He was so mad. Still is.

I'd watch that show (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4) :applause:

[zoom17]

Them crazy Australians.

[JohnnySic]

Her own funeral? WTF was in the coffin? :confusedshrug:

[TheMan]

The story makes no sense.

First of all, how do you have a funeral without a body? Wouldn't the police have to confirm a murder happened in the country she was supposedly visiting for Austrailia to order a death certificate? And again, there was never a body since the murder for hire never happened.

What the hell is going on in Australia? :facepalm

[Hawker]

The story makes no sense.

First of all, how do you have a funeral without a body? Wouldn't the police have to confirm a murder happened in the country she was supposedly visiting for Austrailia to order a death certificate? And again, there was never a body since the murder for hire never happened.

What the hell is going on in Australia? :facepalm
It's summer right now so a lot of beach chillin' hot weather and intermittent rain.

[tmacattack33]

He only got 9 years for hiring someone to kill his wife? :facepalm

[Smoke117]

God dammit...why is it so hard to find a professional in this day and age? He hired you to kill the bitch...kill her. What happened to taking pride in your work?

[tontoz]

So the hired killers just stole the guy's money? Man you can't trust anyone.

[Smook B]

So the hired killers just stole the guy's money? Man you can't trust anyone.

So now he will hire another paid killer to kill the killer who couldn't kill his wife.

[ZenMaster]

Should have insisted on proof of death. Maybe he couldn't take seeing her dead..

[ISHGoat]

Those hitmen are despicable and obviously as is the guy. Terrible story overall. Glad she's alive.

I believe this might be fake. So those professional killers just snitched out a client, must be great for future business. Arent they afraid of being pursued by the police, since you know, killing is not a legal profession?

[ArbitraryWater]

haven't we all been there

https://i.gyazo.com/a32408fb94dac6706fbbd9ab9ea4c93f.png





http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/23/article-2473275-18EE269400000578-501_638x388.jpg






https://i.gyazo.com/b2260ada4d7e95f7726516b56172e33f.png

[SCREWstonRockets]

[QUOTE]