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Akrazotile
02-06-2016, 11:55 PM
Appreciate these moments, basketball fans. We've had a 20 year run of them but it's almost over.



Like sand through the hourglass...

buddha
02-06-2016, 11:57 PM
so this is what it's come to. LeBron stans shitting on Kobe when his lottery bound team loses in the final seconds to the second best team in the NBA in their house.

Im Still Ballin
02-06-2016, 11:57 PM
Cheaper.

By.

The.

Dozen.

JT123
02-06-2016, 11:59 PM
Single handedly cost the Lakers a win with his shitty 4th quarter shooting, as well as refusing to try and box out Kawhi. :facepalm

SwayDizzle
02-06-2016, 11:59 PM
you guys are so f*ckin pathetic

DMV2
02-07-2016, 12:01 AM
Single handedly cost the Lakers a win with his shitty 4th quarter shooting, as well as refusing to try and box out Kawhi. :facepalm
Lakers would have gotten their 12th win if 12be got benched.

JebronLames
02-07-2016, 12:01 AM
I've seen this too many times.

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 12:01 AM
Single handedly keept the Lakers in the game with his 3rd qtr shooting

This is true.

Were you under the be crying at that point?

Spurs5Rings2014
02-07-2016, 12:01 AM
so this is what it's come to. LeBron stans shitting on Kobe when his lottery bound team loses in the final seconds to the second best team in the NBA in their house.

:facepalm

G-Funk
02-07-2016, 12:02 AM
Lebronesque

JT123
02-07-2016, 12:04 AM
This is true.

Were you under the be crying at that point.
No, why would I be? :wtf: Advanced stats don't lie, and I knew Kobe would shit the bed in the 4th like he always does. :oldlol: :banana:

Gus Hemmingway
02-07-2016, 12:04 AM
28 god damn shots lol wtf???



If I were a Laker fan, i'd be absolutely disgusted with Kobe. 1-5 in the 4th, turnover after turnover late. Nearly outshooting his entire starting lineup.


Zero amount of development coming from the rookies, complete waste of a year

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 12:06 AM
No, why would I be?

So it's true.

wow

Smoke117
02-07-2016, 12:11 AM
Appreciate these moments, basketball fans. We've had a 20 year run of them but it's almost over.



Like sand through the hourglass...

This is actually true...since Kobe's all time clutch percentage is what...25%? lol. So he blows it 1/4 times throughout his career...makes you wonder why he thinks it's okay to do this when he isn't even a quarter of the player he was in his prime.

ImKobe
02-07-2016, 12:14 AM
This is actually true...since Kobe's all time clutch percentage is what...25%? lol. So he blows it 1/4 times throughout his career...makes you wonder why he thinks it's okay to do this when he isn't even a quarter of the player he was in his prime.

Did you pull that number out of your ass?

You Cant Ban Me
02-07-2016, 12:15 AM
lebron fam wins again http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af192/DodoLogic/locals/PantyDrop.jpg

Prime_Shaq
02-07-2016, 12:19 AM
:facepalm
Is that wrong?

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 12:20 AM
lebron fam wins again http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af192/DodoLogic/locals/PantyDrop.jpg

By distracting yourself from GMBron's trainwreck in Cleveland and focus on a lottery team in the other conference?

That's some winning folks.

Spurs5Rings2014
02-07-2016, 12:22 AM
Is that wrong?

It will be.

Smoke117
02-07-2016, 12:23 AM
Did you pull that number out of your ass?

Uh...the percentages have been posted and Kobe's clutch percentage was in the 25-28 percentile...it can only have gotten worse...so yeah...I did pull that number out of my ass...:rolleyes: Percentage wise Kobe has been one of the worst superstars in the clutch ever...that's just a fact.

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 12:25 AM
Uh...the percentages have been posted and Kobe's clutch percentage was in the 25-28 percentile...it can only have gotten worse...so yeah...I did pull that number out of my ass...:rolleyes: Percentage wise Kobe has been one of the worst superstars in the clutch ever...that's just a fact.

http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/1/28/1961684/how-to-be-statistically-biased-henry-abbott

raprap
02-07-2016, 12:52 AM
He's great, but only top 10 players play ever greater in the clutch. What did you expect from him really?

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 12:53 AM
He's great, but only top 10 players play ever greater in the clutch. What did you expect from him really?

http://i.imgur.com/xd91Y.gif

DavisWarriorsFan
02-07-2016, 01:14 AM
Don't feed the trolls.

Mr Feeny
02-07-2016, 02:00 AM
He's great, but only top 10 players play ever greater in the clutch. What did you expect from him really?

He's not top 10 tho:roll:
9/28:roll:

DavisWarriorsFan
02-07-2016, 02:10 AM
He's not top 10 tho:roll:
9/28:roll:
Didn't the old man have major injuries? Maybe that's why he's shooting bad.

dubeta
02-07-2016, 02:36 AM
Didn't the old man have major injuries? Maybe that's why he's shooting bad.


Lol Kobe's basically in his prime and still shitting the bed :roll:


Dude was never clutch

ImKobe
02-07-2016, 02:42 AM
Didn't the old man have major injuries? Maybe that's why he's shooting bad.

ding ding ding, but people still hold him to prime standards whenever he plays, he had his highest scoring quarter of the season in the 3rd and came into the 4th having made 3 straight 3s :confusedshrug:, he was going to let it fly.

Gus Hemmingway
02-07-2016, 02:46 AM
Can someone explain to me how having a 3 year healed achilles injury effects the synapses in your brain telling your wrist to flick up 28 shots and 14 threes while shooting 35% for the year


Please, i'm begging anyone, how exactly does Kobe's achilles affect his recless shot volume... :lol

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 02:52 AM
Can someone explain to me how having a 3 year healed achilles injury effects the synapses in your brain telling your wrist to flick up 28 shots and 14 threes while shooting 35% for the year


Please, i'm begging anyone, how exactly does Kobe's achilles affect his recless shot volume... :lol

Before that, can you explain why Lebron is still shooting 3's?

He is 5-37 in his last 12 games (13.5%)

I'm begging you.

Explain it.

dubeta
02-07-2016, 03:05 AM
Before that, can you explain why Lebron is still shooting 3's?

He is 5-37 in his last 12 games (13.5%)

I'm begging you.

Explain it.

Because he has a better career 3 point percentage than Kobe

Gus Hemmingway
02-07-2016, 03:13 AM
Before that, can you explain why Lebron is still shooting 3's?

He is 5-37 in his last 12 games (13.5%)

I'm begging you.

Explain it.


Lebrons never been a three point shooter, he's a midrandge-low post specialist. His focus offensively is picking defenses apart, having pass first awareness, with high IQ shot selection and scoring on high efficiency.

Lebron shoots 3pts at a low volume, yet must check defenders and take long range shots to keep the floor spread.

Lebron can go 0-3, 1,4, 2-5 from 3, It doesn't matter. At the end of the day he's shooting a lower volume of shots, on less possessions and scoring more easily because his shot selection is EFFICIENT.


Now tell me about how Kobe's 3 years healed achilles peer pressures him into shooting a large volume of low efficient shots. How does kobes achilles intrude his brains awareness to SHOOT rather than PASS?

Let this sink in... Lebron shot 37 three pt attempts in twelve games, Kobe shot nearly half that amount TONIGHT

.

ZMonkey11
02-07-2016, 03:19 AM
Before that, can you explain why Lebron is still shooting 3's?

He is 5-37 in his last 12 games (13.5%)

I'm begging you.

Explain it.

That sounds mighty close to Kobe's fg% per game.

Bandito
02-07-2016, 03:20 AM
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/1/28/1961684/how-to-be-statistically-biased-henry-abbott

Since the beginning of 2009, Kobe Bryant is 11 for 22 in those same "big" shot situations. He's also got three assists in that time period, which is a higher ratio of assist to FGA ratio than LeBron James had in the initial study. Now its time for a shocking admission; over that same time period, Kobe is 0-4 in the playoffs. Notice, that little tid-bit of information could be used to refute my overall argument, and yet I still include it. Why? Because I'm trying to make this argument as un-biased a way as possible. Besides, even with those four misses, Kobe is shooting 50% in do or die situations over the past 2+ seasons. Gee, that paints a little different portrait, doesn't it?

Wow really BSPN?

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 03:39 AM
Lebrons never been a three point shooter

true



he's a midrandge-low post specialist.


not so true



His focus offensively is picking defenses apart, having pass first awareness, with high IQ shot selection and scoring on high efficiency.

Unless he plays good teams of course. Then that identity falls apart.



Lebron shoots 3pts at a low volume, yet must check defenders and take long range shots to keep the floor spread.

The Lebron assist?




Lebron can go 0-3, 1,4, 2-5 from 3, It doesn't matter. At the end of the day he's shooting a lower volume of shots, on less possessions and scoring more easily because his shot selection is EFFICIENT.

Not being able to shot 3's makes Lebron efficent?




Now tell me about how Kobe's 3 years healed achilles peer pressures him into shooting a large volume of low efficient shots. How does kobes achilles intrude his brains awareness to SHOOT rather than PASS?

Because he is playing on a lottery team with no offense. Because he is in his 20th season and lose rhythm almost every time he sits. Because he always believes he can me the next shot (a better mentality than fear and choke). And because he has no problem bailing out his team and hurt his own efficency.



Let this sink in... Lebron shot 37 three pt attempts in twelve games, Kobe shot nearly half that amount TONIGHT

Kobe is 19 of 44 from 3 in his last 4 games (43.2%).

That is almost 2% better than the Lakers total fg% for the season.

I say shot some more.



Finally I must say, for someone who is clearly a tame chicken hawk sadist with no human value, your basketball analysis is not redeeming.

I would give your post 2 of 6.

Magic 32
02-07-2016, 03:40 AM
That sounds mighty close to Kobe's fg% per game.

That's a brilliant piece of comedy right there.

Well done sir.

Excellent