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masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 02:37 AM
Cartoon level insane.

30+ pts on 50%+ shooting with 15+ rebounds 4+ assists a game with excellent defense.

The sort of stats a guy like Lebron would kill for.

JebronLames
02-14-2016, 02:41 AM
LeBron is 3rd greatest player of all time

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 02:42 AM
LeBron is 3rd greatest player of all time

He's not even the 3rd best player right now in the NBA

Milbuck
02-14-2016, 02:58 AM
Well, you pulled those stats out of your ass like you do with every f*cking other white dude you wanna hype up, but yeah...Dirk is a killer in the playoffs and everyone knows it.

24-Inch_Chrome
02-14-2016, 03:01 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/zjy16d.png

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 03:03 AM
Well, you pulled those stats out of your ass like you do with every f*cking other white dude you wanna hype up, but yeah...Dirk is a killer in the playoffs and everyone knows it.

The Almighty had 30, 19, and 4 in Game 7 of the 02-03 WCSF vs the Queens.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 03:04 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/zjy16d.png

That an insane statline.

24-Inch_Chrome
02-14-2016, 03:07 AM
It's a great statline but everything you said in the OP was untrue. :oldlol:

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 03:10 AM
It's a great statline but everything you said in the OP was untrue. :oldlol:

I meant individual series, young man.

Milbuck
02-14-2016, 03:10 AM
The Almighty had 30, 19, and 4 in Game 7 of the 02-03 WCSF vs the Queens.
I'm not disagreeing about Dirk being a beast my dude, it's just why would you blatantly lie about the numbers? :lol You're just inviting hate for no reason.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 03:11 AM
I'm not disagreeing about Dirk being a beast my dude, it's just why would you blatantly lie about the numbers? :lol You're just inviting hate for no reason.

I mean individual series, young man. That Golden State series obviously skewed matters.

24-Inch_Chrome
02-14-2016, 03:15 AM
I meant individual series, young man.
Name the series with 30+/15+/4+ on 50%+. Oh, and throw excellent defense in there too.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 03:19 AM
Name the series with 30+/15+/4+ on 50%+. Oh, and throw excellent defense in there too.

Vs the Nuggets and the Hornets/Pelicans in 07-08 and 08-09. And the Wolves series where Dirk creampied the hell out of Garnett.

24-Inch_Chrome
02-14-2016, 03:24 AM
Not true for either series.

26.8/12/4 on .473, 34.4/11.6/4 on .534. Both great statistical series (both 4-1 losses for the Mavs) but not what you claimed they were.

WayOfWade
02-14-2016, 03:25 AM
He's not even the 3rd best player right now in the NBA
By that logic, Kobe shouldn't even be on any list whatsoever

TheMarkMadsen
02-14-2016, 03:27 AM
lol he put up great stats but there are players who were playing better during the same time frame + winning more at the same time

Im Still Ballin
02-14-2016, 03:28 AM
12th.

$LakerGold
02-14-2016, 03:38 AM
OP just hit the eject button.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:21 AM
Not true for either series.

26.8/12/4 on .473, 34.4/11.6/4 on .534. Both great statistical series (both 4-1 losses for the Mavs) but not what you claimed they were.


http://i66.tinypic.com/zjy16d.png

:roll:

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:23 AM
masonanddixon always getting called out for his nonsense and bs he pulls out his ass. Just like that other gimmick when Dirk supposedly outplayed Duncan.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:24 AM
masonanddixon always getting called out for his nonsense and bs he pulls out his ass. Just like that other gimmick when Dirk supposedly outplayed Duncan.

Ah he did outplat Duncan in 05-06. How the hell else did they win the series?

And with Duncan getting bail out call after bail out call.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:26 AM
Ah he did outplat Duncan in 05-06. How the hell else did they win the series?

And with Duncan getting bail out call after bail out call.
Sigh, just jump in front of a train or something.

27/13/3/1 (52%) in 44 mpg
32/12/4/1/3 (55%) in 42 mpg

Who outplayed who?

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:28 AM
Sigh, just jump in front of a train or something.

27/13/3/1 (52%) in 44 mpg
32/12/4/1/3 (55%) in 42 mpg

Who outplayed who?

Essentially identical stats except one guy was the sole focus of a defense and the other received single coverage by Dampier/Diop. You just don't understand basketball. How old were you in 2006?

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:28 AM
Game 7:

41/15/6/1/3
37/15/3/1/1

:eek:

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:29 AM
Essentially identical stats except one guy was the sole focus of a defense and the other received single coverage by Dampier/Diop. You just don't understand basketball. How old were you in 2006?
Excuse after excuse. You know nothing, and everything you say is made up bullcrap which you get called out for time after time again.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:37 AM
Game 7:

41/15/6/1/3
37/15/3/1/1

:eek:

Thats literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE. Except one guy was guarded straight up and the other was the sole focus of the defense.

Do you not understand this?

When did you first start watching basketball, son?

oarabbus
02-14-2016, 04:40 AM
Thats literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE. Except one guy was guarded straight up and the other was the sole focus of the defense.

Do you not understand this?

When did you first start watching basketball, son?

How is it "literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE" when one of them scored more points, assists, and blocks?

Do you know what the words "literally", "exact", and "same" mean?

Donkey4trading
02-14-2016, 04:41 AM
Thats literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE. Except one guy was guarded straight up and the other was the sole focus of the defense.

Do you not understand this?

When did you first start watching basketball, son?


yeah other than the fact that Duncan had 4 more points, 2x the amount of assist, and 3x the amount of blocks it is the exact same statline..

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:43 AM
How is it "literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE" when one of them scored more points, assists, and blocks?

Do you know what the words "literally", "exact", and "same" mean?

I think that last category was turnovers.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:44 AM
This is like arguing with retards. There's a concept called context. Learn about it.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:47 AM
How is it "literally the EXACT SAME STATLINE" when one of them scored more points, assists, and blocks?

Do you know what the words "literally", "exact", and "same" mean?
B-b-b-b-b-but Duncan had single coverage while Dirk got far more defensive attention!!!!111!!1

Which is another, blatant made up story.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:47 AM
I think that last category was turnovers.
Good Lord, you're an idiot.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:49 AM
B-b-b-b-b-but Duncan had single coverage while Dirk got far more defensive attention!!!!111!!1

Which is another, blatant made up story.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THE SERIES TRANSPIRED?

WATCH THE ****ING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. DUNCAN WAS ONE OF 3 GUYS ON HIS TEAM TO FOCUS ON. SPURS WERE FOCUSING COMPLETELY ON DIRKULES.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:51 AM
DUNCAN WAS ONE OF 3 GUYS ON HIS TEAM TO FOCUS ON. SPURS WERE FOCUSING COMPLETELY ON DIRKULES.
Yet Dirk's supporting cast averaged more points than Duncan's. Which would likely turn into more assists for Dirk, but it didn't. In fact, Duncan had twice his assists.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:53 AM
Yet Dirk's supporting cast averaged more points than Duncan's. Which would likely turn into more assists for Dirk, but it didn't. In fact, Duncan had twice his assists.

3 assists vs 6 assists in a game 7 means jack shit.

And you still haven't said how old you were at the time. You probably never even watched the series.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:55 AM
3 assists vs 6 assists in a game 7 means jack shit.

Not only in game 7, he averaged more assists for the series as well. :roll:

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:55 AM
Yet Dirk's supporting cast averaged more points than Duncan's. Which would likely turn into more assists for Dirk, but it didn't. In fact, Duncan had twice his assists.

If you knew anything about that team, Dallas was I think nearly dead last in team assists that season. You had black holes in Terry and Howard. It was a very iso heavy team.

But of course you wouldn't know that. You just base everything on statistics like a little slut.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:57 AM
If you knew anything about that team, Dallas was I think nearly dead last in team assists that season. You had black holes in Terry and Howard. It was a very iso heavy team.

But of course you wouldn't know that. You just base everything on statistics like a little slut.
A slut? Looks like someone's jimmies are rustled.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 04:58 AM
A slut? Looks like someone's jimmies are rustled.

No. Living off of statistics is the mark of the whore.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 05:01 AM
No. Living off of statistics is the mark of the whore.
Posting insults in the mark of someone who's lost.

I. Keep. Winning.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 05:03 AM
Posting insults in the mark of someone who's lost.

I. Keep. Winning.

I told you to look at the context of the series. You clearly never watched that.

It's like saying Amare is the GOAT against the Spurs when the truth is no one guarded him.

ArbitraryWater
02-14-2016, 07:42 AM
yeah other than the fact that Duncan had 4 more points, 2x the amount of assist, and 3x the amount of blocks it is the exact same statline..

:roll:

3x the amount of blocks because 3 blocks opposed to 1? :oldlol:

Way to push things outta proportion.. same for a 6-3 assist edge.

Magic 32
02-14-2016, 08:06 AM
Some pretty crazy series no doubt...

2002 vs. Timberwolves (WCQF) - 33.3 ppg, 15.7 rpg, 3.0 spg, 1.3 bpg, 52.5 FG%
2003 vs. Blazers (WCQF) - 29.9 ppg, 8.9 rpg, 1.6 apg, 1.6 bpg, 52.1 FG%
2003 vs. Kings (WCQF) - 26.6 ppg, 11.8 rpg, 2.6 bpg, 1.4 apg, 1.4 spg, 45.0 FG%
2005 vs. Suns (WCSF) - 26.5 ppg, 11.5 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.3 bpg, 1.2 spg, 45.3 FG%
2006 vs. Spurs (WCSF) - 27.1 ppg, 13.3 rpg, 2.7 apg, 1.4 spg, 52.7 FG% .
2006 vs. Grizzlies (WCQF) - 31.3 ppg, 7.8 rpg, 3.0 apg, 1.4 spg, 50.6 FG%
2006 vs. Suns (WCF) - 28.0 ppg, 13.2 rpg, 3.5 apg, 1.3 spg, 45.5 FG%
2008 vs. Hornets (WCQF) - 26.8 ppg, 12.0 rpg, 4.0 apg, 1.4 bpg, 47.3 FG%
2009 vs. Nuggets (WCSF) - 34.4 ppg, 11.6 rpg, 4.0 apg, 1.0 bpg, 53.4 FG%
2010 vs. Spurs (WCQF) - 26.7 ppg, 8.2 rpg, 3.0 apg, 54.7 FG%

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 08:15 AM
:roll:

3x the amount of blocks because 3 blocks opposed to 1? :oldlol:

Way to push things outta proportion.. same for a 6-3 assist edge.

These young guns never even watched the series. Popovocih didn't play his big men (outside of Duncan) a single minute that series due to Dirk. Duncan SHOULD have been getting those blocks/rebounds.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 08:19 AM
These young guns never even watched the series. Popovocih didn't play his big men (outside of Duncan) a single minute that series due to Dirk. Duncan SHOULD have been getting those blocks/rebounds.
He didn't play his big men outside of Duncan in the Kings series either. Because of the almighty Brad Miller I suppose? :roll:

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 08:20 AM
He didn't play his big men outside of Duncan in the Kings series either. Because of the almighty Brad Miller I suppose? :roll:
Nazr Muhammad and Horry played the entire series

Watch the interview where Popovich makes fun of the reporter for pointing out that without their big men they won't grab as many defensive boards.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 08:21 AM
What Kings series you queer? They played Denver in the first round.
Denver played the Clippers in the first round. They lost 4-1. :roll:

Get out of here, you're making a fool out of yourself.

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 08:21 AM
http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2006-nba-western-conference-first-round-nuggets-vs-clippers.html

THEY PLAYED DENVER!!!

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 08:23 AM
He editted his post. :oldlol:

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 08:23 AM
http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2006-nba-western-conference-first-round-nuggets-vs-clippers.html

THEY PLAYED DENVER!!!

The Spurs played their big men that entire Kings series you queer.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 08:24 AM
He editted his post. :oldlol:

After I realised I mean the Kings not Nuggets

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 08:26 AM
After I realised I mean the Kings not Nuggets
You realised you meant something different, or you're pulling nonsense out of your ass? I'd go with the latter. You've made a complete fool out of yourself.

We're done here.

masonanddixon
02-14-2016, 08:29 AM
You realised you meant something different, or you're pulling nonsense out of your ass? I'd go with the latter. You've made a complete fool out of yourself.

We're done here.

I meant Kings when I said Nuggets. It's 1030pm and I have had a long week.

Also Nazr Muhammad led all rebounders in Game 1 vs the Kings.

dunksby
02-14-2016, 08:45 AM
Let OP describe himself in his own words:

Too many turdskins on this board. Guys who should be serving me up a slurpee instead of posting on a basketball message board pretending to understand the game.

T_L_P
02-14-2016, 08:50 AM
Essentially identical stats except one guy was the sole focus of a defense and the other received single coverage by Dampier/Diop. You just don't understand basketball. How old were you in 2006?


Except, he didn't receive single coverage at all, and you know it.

nathanjizzle
02-14-2016, 09:07 AM
but hes probably been eliminated 5 out of those 9 years in the first round.

feyki
02-14-2016, 09:13 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/zjy16d.png

3th Best player of 00's .

SexSymbol
02-14-2016, 10:32 AM
Yeah, Dirk is a great guy and a great player, but OP is a complete retard

plowking
02-14-2016, 11:27 AM
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THE SERIES TRANSPIRED?

WATCH THE ****ING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. DUNCAN WAS ONE OF 3 GUYS ON HIS TEAM TO FOCUS ON. SPURS WERE FOCUSING COMPLETELY ON DIRKULES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbEWxeenR84

Looks like a lot of double teams to me...

sportjames23
02-14-2016, 11:51 AM
Cartoon level insane.

30+ pts on 50%+ shooting with 15+ rebounds 4+ assists a game with excellent defense.

The sort of stats a guy like Lebron would kill for.


Greatest white man alive.

SCdac
02-14-2016, 01:01 PM
real mavs fans >>> hardcore dirk homers

Uncle Drew
02-14-2016, 04:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbEWxeenR84

Looks like a lot of double teams to me...
1:10 Devin Harris doesn't even look at van Exel to double Duncan
1:47 Dirk himself comes over to double Duncan :roll:
2:00 Dirk, Terry and Howard looking to double
2:08 Devin Harris coming over
3:41 again Devin Haris
4:41 Terry doubling
5:30 Howard and Harris hesitant
6:28 Terry hesitant, schools Dirk in the post
6:41 Harris

So basically an entire video of Duncan being doubled or shooting free throws. B-b-b-but single coverage!!!

:roll:

Gileraracer
02-15-2016, 04:45 AM
Great read :applause:

:roll:

Uncle Drew
02-15-2016, 07:22 AM
Bump for laughs.

Uncle Drew
02-15-2016, 07:59 AM
Bump for more laughs.