View Full Version : Predict Jimmer's first game stats for the Knicks...
stalkerforlife
02-22-2016, 06:17 PM
16 points and 4 assists on 5-5, 2-2, and 4-4.
cranincu
02-22-2016, 06:19 PM
DNP: Coach's decision
outbreak
02-22-2016, 06:19 PM
22 missed passes that would have been easy buckets
pastis
02-22-2016, 06:21 PM
15 min, 8 points, 2 ass, 2 reb, 3 TO on ca 45%
Legends66NBA7
02-22-2016, 06:29 PM
It's Toronto, so I expect a 30+ point game.
smoovegittar
02-22-2016, 06:45 PM
I'm up for this game. 10 day contract, so I hope he gets burn. Maybe NY catches some "Lin" lightning in a bottle. But we're talking NY, right?
:rolleyes:
I see him having 12 points 4 assists
Maximum? 18 pts 5 assists
ShawkFactory
02-22-2016, 06:57 PM
Something completely unimpressive.
smoovegittar
02-22-2016, 06:59 PM
I see him having 12 points 4 assists
Maximum? 18 pts 5 assists
Shit, that right there could put Caldy out of business -
Doubt he gets shaky, I see him scoring.
robert de niro
02-22-2016, 07:14 PM
4 points 3 assists
Styles p
02-22-2016, 07:23 PM
puppy monkey baby
HylianNightmare
02-22-2016, 07:26 PM
Dnp
Rekindled
02-22-2016, 07:28 PM
iits kurt rambis, the guy that didnt play kevin love in minnesota because he preferred vets. jimmer isnt gonna play..
KungFuJoe
02-22-2016, 07:34 PM
Jimmer shot 2-17 in his last D league game when he got the call up.
He's gonna be a ball of nerves. 0 pts on 0-4 shooting in 8 minutes with 2 TOs.
JimmyMcAdocious
02-22-2016, 07:52 PM
Blowout loss. Garbage time minutes. 12 points on 4/4 3pt shooting.
Next game he gets the start and drops 24/6/8 and averages 19/4/5 for the rest of the season. Next season he's an allstar. In 4 years he leads the Knicks to a championship. Retires in 2022 on his way to the HOF. Dies at the age of 44 from heart disease.
CarlosBoozer
02-22-2016, 07:54 PM
Blowout loss. Garbage time minutes. 12 points on 4/4 3pt shooting.
Next game he gets the start and drops 24/6/8 and averages 19/4/5 for the rest of the season. Next season he's an allstar. In 4 years he leads the Knicks to a championship. Retires in 2022 on his way to the HOF. Dies at the age of 44 from heart disease.
:lol
senelcoolidge
02-22-2016, 07:58 PM
8 pts 2ast. First game. He will put up better numbers. Have at least one 30 pt game before the season is finished.
CarlosBoozer
02-22-2016, 08:01 PM
Need a hashtag for jimmer
stalkerforlife
02-22-2016, 10:13 PM
Down 20 and can't get in the game so far.
Black balled again.
ShawkFactory
02-22-2016, 10:20 PM
:roll:
stalkerforlife
02-22-2016, 10:24 PM
:roll:
And now you know why he can't make it in the league.
Zero opportunity.
Kungfro
02-22-2016, 10:48 PM
Looks like he's about to check in, 2 minutes left.
Max]I[muS-X
02-22-2016, 10:51 PM
Will probably give him 30 seconds to make a three. If he misses, blame the loss on him and put him on the trading block.
stalkerforlife
02-22-2016, 10:52 PM
1-1 3 points in 2 minutes.
I knew he'd be perfect from the floor.
Too bad he's still being black balled.
They only called him up to distract the fans from their miserable season; he won't get a real opportunity.
Kungfro
02-22-2016, 10:53 PM
Well he did hit a three almost immediately after coming in.
GoatBoy
02-22-2016, 10:53 PM
Hit a 3, and got eaten up on D by Corey Joe :confusedshrug:
FKAri
02-22-2016, 10:58 PM
59 points on 100% shooting per36
:applause:
JimmyMcAdocious
02-22-2016, 11:11 PM
59 points on 100% shooting per36
:applause:
He's no Karl GOATowns doe
CuterThanRubio
02-23-2016, 12:43 AM
1-1 3 points in 2 minutes.
I knew he'd be perfect from the floor.
Too bad he's still being black balled.
They only called him up to distract the fans from their miserable season; he won't get a real opportunity.
I don't know if he's still being black balled or if Kurt Rambis is just one of the worst coaches in the history of the game.
I'm not a Jimmer fan but I'd at least give him some burn in a game like this, what is there to lose, Rambis is trash!
Smoke117
02-23-2016, 02:31 AM
My money was on the dnp...and the outcome is hilarious...a nearly 30 point blow out and all he managed to get was 2 mins. Besides the fact that he's a moron, a racist, and knows nothing about basketball...I'm not sure why stalker felt this scrub would actually get legit mins right off the bat...putting aside the fact that he's a scrub...he obviously doesn't know the offensive or defensive schemes. ( though the latter wouldn't matter as he makes steve nash look like jason kidd defensively)
Sarcastic
02-23-2016, 03:37 AM
Jimmer needs to give Rambis some female *********ion sites to visit, so he can get some playing time.
AirBonner
02-23-2016, 03:46 AM
Blowout loss. Garbage time minutes. 12 points on 4/4 3pt shooting.
Next game he gets the start and drops 24/6/8 and averages 19/4/5 for the rest of the season. Next season he's an allstar. In 4 years he leads the Knicks to a championship. Retires in 2022 on his way to the HOF. Dies at the age of 44 from heart disease.That accuracy :biggums:
FKAri
02-23-2016, 03:55 AM
That accuracy :biggums:
It'll actually be a Pulmonary embolism but heart disease is close enough.
Legends66NBA7
02-23-2016, 11:16 AM
He outplayed 3 of his fellow guards (Jose, Sasha, and Langston... not really saying anything, but eh) in garbage time. But if he even played more than 10-15 minutes, the score would have probably gone to 40+.
Patrick Chewing
02-23-2016, 11:58 AM
Galloway and Calderon have no business playing over Jimmer.
Derka
02-23-2016, 11:59 AM
lol, he's still in the league? My money is on a DNP.
smoovegittar
02-23-2016, 06:13 PM
I don't know if he's still being black balled or if Kurt Rambis is just one of the worst coaches in the history of the game.
I'm not a Jimmer fan but I'd at least give him some burn in a game like this, what is there to lose, Rambis is trash!
:applause:
It only took me 2 games to see that Rambis is absolutely CLUELESS.
If he's coaching NY next season, I may have to jump on that Golden State train.
senelcoolidge
02-25-2016, 02:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zm6ZKrfRZs#t=225
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