Satan vs God: Who you got?

[Nick Young]

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vs

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Who you got?


Bonus question-which one created the green herb of life?:confusedshrug:

[CavaliersFTW]

http://soggylog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/God_Versus_Devil_by_VegasMike.jpg

https://youtu.be/XYKUeZQbMF0?t=28s

We need epic music to set the tone for battle :rockon:

[Nick Young]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskTEpaR_xI

[CavaliersFTW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskTEpaR_xI
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[WayOfWade]

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[WayOfWade]

Bonus question-which one created the green herb of life?:confusedshrug:
Depends on how you interpret the Bible. If the green herb of life was in the Garden of Eden, then God. If it came after the fall, then the devil

[Patrick Chewing]

"God's green Earth". So clearly God since he created the marijuana plant.

[Nick Young]

Thank you based God:bowdown:

[jongib369]

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Jongib369 and the man who this title represents renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors. WHICH IS TO CALL UPON HIM IN REQUEST OF ONE THING IN OFFERING OF MY SOUL, HAUNT THOSE ON THIS BOARD THAT DO NO ACCEPT WILT AS GOAT. WAKE THEM IN THE NIGHT AND STRIKE FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS WITH YOUR GAZE. THEIR FAITH IS WEAK, DOUBTFUL, AND SELFISH. MAKE THEM SUFFER, AND I GIVETH YOU MY SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY TO USE AS YOU PLEASE. POSSES ME, MAKE ME YOUR VESSEL FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE TO FEAR YOU ONCE AGAIN. I WILL DRAG AS MANY SOULS INTO YOUR REALM WITH ME AS I CAN

https://36.media.tumblr.com/3862251239a7b76d843160858d329818/tumblr_o1olof2OOv1td15w4o1_400.jpg

I BURN THESE WORDS, WITH MY NAME WRITTEN IN BLOOD!!

ACCEPT WILT AS THE ONE TRUE GOAT AND YOU WILL BE SPARED


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http://assets.noisey.com/content-images/contentimage/33719/baphomet1.jpg


https://youtu.be/ZPkG3umyxu4


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You know who I got fam :rockon:

[tomtucker]

http://assets.noisey.com/content-images/contentimage/33719/baphomet1.jpg

in this drawing we see 2 half moons....and the wings of the beast looks like 2 women in burqas

[IcanzIIravor]

I would have been with team Old Testament God, but can't get down with this New Testament soft God.

Team Satan all the way.

[CavaliersFTW]

I would have been with team Old Testament God, but can't get down with this New Testament soft God.

Team Satan all the way.
Old testament god will **** SHIT UP!

https://love2justice.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/angrygod.jpg

:eek:

[Trollsmasher]

I'm with Lucifer. He has all the cool shit.

[Nick Young]

I would have been with team Old Testament God, but can't get down with this New Testament soft God.

Team Satan all the way.
How did God turn soft in the the New Testament? Do you even book of revelations, bro?

[ROCSteady]

I long to know the objective existence of either. Not to pledge allegiance (in Satan's case) but just to know.

Really hope I'm sure of their validity or myth before I go.

The construct of two opposing spiritual overlords is significant but mankind has a great penchant for both storytelling and deception. Who knows bruh

[Draz]

Wasn't the devil once an angel?

Angel vs God

Winners a no contest

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Allah IS unlike anything human's can imagine. Enough with the anthromorphism. It's a complete and utter disgrace.


As for Satan's apperance we DO NOT KNOW how he looks like. The depictions come from this Sartyr Tarot card

If Satan is a Jinn, then he looks like a Grey Reptilian made of smokeless fire.

Satan REFERS to Allah Most High as Lord. He never denied Allah as his Creator, he was rejected from heaven because of his arrogance.
Allah GRANTS Satan respite. It's impossible to comprehend Allah's mercy.
Iblis/Satan says he'll mislead humans from the left, right back and front. (Notice he nver said from up above or from deep within :cheers:)



If anything this greatly illustrates the fine balance between man seeking his Highest potential and getting deluded by deception, distractions and destroying himself by succumbing to temptations and the whisperings.

Satan literally has no power to do anything without a human being's active engagement in relinquishing. God actually has all the power. Likewise without Satan how can God have his most beautiful filter, the troll that tries to destroy man, sift away from those who seek Him versus those who don't?

People need to fight their lower instincts, nafs-al-ammarah (passionate emotional soul), the Dajjal, IN ADDITION to Satan to come nearer to Allah.

[9erempiree]

I have to go with God.

Man >>>> Beast.

Even though some say he's not human...
http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/12/05/6358493125468533551700185372_8-kobe-bryant-legacy-reasons-why-kobe-bryant-should-retire.jpg

[Nick Young]

Allah IS unlike anything human's can imagine. Enough with the anthromorphism. It's a complete and utter disgrace.

Satan REFERS to Allah Most High as Lord. He never denied Allah as his Creator, he was rejected from heaven because of his arrogance.
Allah GRANTS Satan respite. It's impossible to comprehend Allah's mercy.
Iblis/Satan says he'll mislead humans from the left, right back and front.



If anything this greatly illustrates the fine balance between man seeking his Highest potential and getting deluded by deception, distractions and destroying himself by succumbing to temptations and the whisperings.

Satan literally has no power to do anything without a human being's active engagement in relinquishing. God actually has all the power. Likewise without Satan how can God have his most beautiful filter, the troll that tries to destroy man, sift away from those who seek Him versus those who don't?

People need to fight their lower instincts, nafs-al-ammarah (passionate emotional soul), the Dajjal, IN ADDITION to Satan to come nearer to Allah.
J$, ISH's islamic scholar extraordinaire-the people are dying to know:


Is hashish a creation of Allah most high or Iblīs?

[jamal99]

https://youtu.be/_Mbxe33BYW8

:rockon:

[CavaliersFTW]

Allah IS unlike anything human's can imagine. Enough with the anthromorphism. It's a complete and utter disgrace.


As for Satan's apperance we DO NOT KNOW how he looks like. The depictions come from this Sartyr Tarot card

If Satan is a Jinn, then he looks like a Grey Reptilian made of smokeless fire.

Satan REFERS to Allah Most High as Lord. He never denied Allah as his Creator, he was rejected from heaven because of his arrogance.
Allah GRANTS Satan respite. It's impossible to comprehend Allah's mercy.
Iblis/Satan says he'll mislead humans from the left, right back and front. (Notice he nver said from up above or from deep within :cheers:)



If anything this greatly illustrates the fine balance between man seeking his Highest potential and getting deluded by deception, distractions and destroying himself by succumbing to temptations and the whisperings.

Satan literally has no power to do anything without a human being's active engagement in relinquishing. God actually has all the power. Likewise without Satan how can God have his most beautiful filter, the troll that tries to destroy man, sift away from those who seek Him versus those who don't?

People need to fight their lower instincts, nafs-al-ammarah (passionate emotional soul), the Dajjal, IN ADDITION to Satan to come nearer to Allah.
J money you seem like an intelligent guy, why are you so invested in stuff that is made up? Does the investment improve quality of life?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I invite you to actually read a Jewish Bible from front to back or a Qu'ran, after you've grown up from whatever stage you are in life (it could be anything; career, building a family), after purifying the heart, and reconsider your views.

Paying extra attention to the principles, the relationships, the messages etc.

Things become very, very, very clear. All things.

[jongib369]

Bruh, No One **** With The Devil.

[Brujesino]

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