How many of you walk with shoes inside your house?

[Draz]

Disgusting, truly disgusting.

[highwhey]

Theres been days where i was so tired after work i straight up passed out on my bed with my boots on

[Draz]

Theres been days where i was so tired after work i straight up passed out on my bed with my boots on
Not that. I'm talking about people who actually leave their shoes on, walk throughout their houses like it's nothing, even go to sleep with it on. I've witnessed this in many households. I've been in one household once where the dam lady kept mopping every 2 seconds. The fck kinda logic is this?

[Bosnian Sajo]

I respect people less if they walk around with shoes in the house, nasty af. And then there's not washing your ass but just wiping after a poop, not washing hands after bathroom (idc if you "just" pissed, wash your fckin hands bruh), having more than 1 or 2 animals in the house (people with 3+ dogs in the house, your house smells like SHIT to EVERYONE except for you since your nostrils are infected and got used to the smell).

SOMETIMES if I forget something in the house when I already got my shoes on to leave, I'll run to get the item I forgot, but even then I feel bad and dirty, lol. Say what you want bout Muslims, we clean af.


Watch out lil bih

[Velocirap31]

I used to think it was just a television thing where all shows have characters wear shoes inside. I have some American friends who do this though.

[Draz]

I respect people less if they walk around with shoes in the house, nasty af. And then there's not washing your ass but just wiping after a poop, not washing hands after bathroom (idc if you "just" pissed, wash your fckin hands bruh), having more than 1 or 2 animals in the house (people with 3+ dogs in the house, your house smells like SHIT to EVERYONE except for you since your nostrils are infected and got used to the smell).

SOMETIMES if I forget something in the house when I already got my shoes on to leave, I'll run to get the item I forgot, but even then I feel bad and dirty, lol. Say what you want bout Muslims, we clean af.


Watch out lil bih
:roll: I mean I don't lose respect for them, I just tend to not want to eat anything from them. It's a common thing for many hispanics to practice walking in their house with shoes on 24/7. I haven't met a family yet who's done otherwise. Not sure about the blacks. Indians always take their shoes off at the doorsteps. Asians, same shit. Whites are a little iffy.

[highwhey]

:roll: I mean I don't lose respect for them, I just tend to not want to eat anything from them. It's a common thing for many hispanics to practice walking in their house with shoes on 24/7. I haven't met a family yet who's done otherwise. Not sure about the blacks. Indians always take their shoes off at the doorsteps. Asians, same shit. Whites are a little iffy.
Dont see whats wrong with walking with shoes inside as long as you mop daily.

[Draz]

I respect people less if they walk around with shoes in the house, nasty af. And then there's not washing your ass but just wiping after a poop, not washing hands after bathroom (idc if you "just" pissed, wash your fckin hands bruh), having more than 1 or 2 animals in the house (people with 3+ dogs in the house, your house smells like SHIT to EVERYONE except for you since your nostrils are infected and got used to the smell).

SOMETIMES if I forget something in the house when I already got my shoes on to leave, I'll run to get the item I forgot, but even then I feel bad and dirty, lol. Say what you want bout Muslims, we clean af.


Watch out lil bih
Known this one muslim kid, he said back in his country or currently still, there's an area where you actually go to wash your ass after you shit. Even when it comes to forgetting something and going back in my house, it kills me to even walk in with shoes on. I would think twice.

[Smoke117]

:roll: I mean I don't lose respect for them, I just tend to not want to eat anything from them. It's a common thing for many hispanics to practice walking in their house with shoes on 24/7. I haven't met a family yet who's done otherwise. Not sure about the blacks. Indians always take their shoes off at the doorsteps. Asians, same shit. Whites are a little iffy.

The ****? What does walking around with shoes on in your house have to do with food preparation? You know when you go to a restaurant they aren't walking around barefoot in the kitchen, right?

[outbreak]

I respect people less if they walk around with shoes in the house, nasty af. And then there's not washing your ass but just wiping after a poop, not washing hands after bathroom (idc if you "just" pissed, wash your fckin hands bruh), having more than 1 or 2 animals in the house (people with 3+ dogs in the house, your house smells like SHIT to EVERYONE except for you since your nostrils are infected and got used to the smell).

SOMETIMES if I forget something in the house when I already got my shoes on to leave, I'll run to get the item I forgot, but even then I feel bad and dirty, lol. Say what you want bout Muslims, we clean af.


Watch out lil bih

Do you shower every time you go to the toilet?

[Draz]

Dont see whats wrong with walking with shoes inside as long as you mop daily.
Nah man. 100% degree. All the shit you step on, why even bring it into your house? Doesn't matter how much you mop and how much you clean, you're inviting germs and pesticides in an environment you call home.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Dont see whats wrong with walking with shoes inside as long as you mop daily.

You mop your entire house daily? Good effort, but I would loathe that shit bruh. Why not just take off your shoes? More comfortable, too. Doesn't take too much effort either, much easier than mopping lol.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Do you shower every time you go to the toilet?

No homie, I wash my ass. You don't gotta shower just to wash your ass :oldlol:

[Draz]

The ****? What does walking around with shoes on in your house have to do with food preparation? You know when you go to a restaurant they aren't walking around barefoot in the kitchen, right?
Some people are like that dude. I'm not the only one. I just get iffy on how clean the kitchen utensils are based on how clean the house is.

My best friend practices the shoes in the house. I go in there and I'm joyful about not taking my shoes off because it's great being lazy and not having too. But that's the issue, being lazy to take your shit off.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Known this one muslim kid, he said back in his country or currently still, there's an area where you actually go to wash your ass after you shit. Even when it comes to forgetting something and going back in my house, it kills me to even walk in with shoes on. I would think twice.

Yea, that's called a bidet. And I feel you, I think twice, panic, and just run on my tippy toes to grab my shit :oldlol:

[outbreak]

No homie, I wash my ass. You don't gotta shower just to wash your ass :oldlol:
What do you do to wash it though? Wet a towel? Squat over a sink/bath? Fill a basin? Unless you are in a country that uses those water shooting jets it's not really common to wash your ass every time you go to the toilet.

[Draz]

Yea, that's called a bidet. And I feel you, I think twice, panic, and just run on my tippy toes to grab my shit :oldlol:
Same exact thing I'd do. It's also a sign of respect. You can't respect your own house? It's just a weird thing Americans do. I wonder how foreigners feel about this topic. It's not talked about, it should be.

[~primetime~]

WTF, didn't realize this was Japan. Only house I've been in where I was required to take my shoes off was with asian friends.

So if I invited some of you over you would remove your shoes before entering? **** I'd rather have your shoes on my wood floor than than your stinky sweaty feet lol. Would smell better too.

[Draz]

WTF, didn't realize this was Japan. Only house I've been in where I was required to take my shoes off was with asian friends.

So if I invited some of you over you would remove your shoes before entering? **** I'd rather have your shoes on my wood floor than than your stinky sweaty feet lol. Would smell better too.
I'd take my shoes off as instinct, but if you gave permission (which I'd wait to proceed any further with my shoes on) to go forward.

I love going to my hispanic friends houses. Don't gotta take shit off.

[~primetime~]

I mean I guess it is questionable on carpet floors.

Most homes aren't carpeted throughout anymore though, that's real 80s...now it is wood/tile floors, and then carpet in only the bed rooms.

If your home is all carpet it probably needs to be updated.

[outbreak]

I take mine off in my own home, usually ask at others. I don't make people at my house take their shoes off, who knows they could have stinky feet or foot fungus and that kind of bacteria can stick to floors and spread. My house is tiled everywhere but the bedrooms anyway so it's not hard to clean.

[Bosnian Sajo]

That's another thing, keep your socks clean (aka fresh pair every day), take a shower, your feet won't stink up your shoes. Talkin to you, primetime.


And nah I wouldn't take my shoes off in your house, since it would be awkward. But best believe if I invite you over, shoes are coming off. Whenever the cable guy comes by, I throw em some plastic bags to wrap over his shoes. I got rugs in some rooms on the tile/wood in my house, **** you mean.

[Draz]

I mean I guess it is questionable on carpet floors.

Most homes aren't carpeted throughout anymore though, that's real 80s...now it is wood/tile floors, and then carpet in only the bed rooms.

If your home is all carpet it probably needs to be updated.
I don't think anyone tolerates with carpet anymore, it's really a piece of shit in terms of cleanliness.

[~primetime~]

That's another thing, keep your socks clean (aka fresh pair every day), take a shower, your feet won't stink up your shoes. Talkin to you, primetime.


And nah I wouldn't take my shoes off in your house, since it would be awkward. But best believe if I invite you over, shoes are coming off. Whenever the cable guy comes by, I throw em some plastic bags to wrap over his shoes. I got rugs in some rooms on the tile/wood in my house, **** you mean.
I'm clean as fck, I never even wear the same pair of shoes in the same week.

So, if you have guests over you make them wear plastic bags on their feet? Almost defeats the purpose of having nice floors IMO.

[Draz]

That's another thing, keep your socks clean (aka fresh pair every day), take a shower, your feet won't stink up your shoes. Talkin to you, primetime.


And nah I wouldn't take my shoes off in your house, since it would be awkward. But best believe if I invite you over, shoes are coming off. Whenever the cable guy comes by, I throw em some plastic bags to wrap over his shoes. I got rugs in some rooms on the tile/wood in my house, **** you mean.
See, that's different from my household lol. For the cableguy or plumber, etc. we allow them to go straight in no questions asked lol.

[Bosnian Sajo]

What do you do to wash it though? Wet a towel? Squat over a sink/bath? Fill a basin? Unless you are in a country that uses those water shooting jets it's not really common to wash your ass every time you go to the toilet.

Just cause it's not common doesn't mean it's not nasty to do so, js. Do you, but think about how nasty it is just to dry wipe, you know how much shit you leave? How tf don't you have rashes on your bum daily?

[Draz]

If it's a huge get together, everyone is allowed to keep their shoes on. Guests aren't required to take anything off, it's not even mentioned or hinted. It's actually obvious. But if it's family members, close friends and circles of that kind, it's usually courtesy to take it off.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I'm clean as fck, I never even wear the same pair of shoes in the same week.

So, if you have guests over you make them wear plastic bags on their feet? Almost defeats the purpose of having nice floors IMO.

Nah, guests take their shoes off...lol, most do at their own house also you ain't even gotta tell em. Only the Americans I gotta remind and say watch out lil bih, the foreigners get it tbh.


That's not a shot at Americans either, ya boy born n raised. I'm just saying how it is.

[Draz]

Nah, guests take their shoes off...lol, most do at their own house also you ain't even gotta tell em. Only the Americans I gotta remind and say watch out lil bih, the foreigners get it tbh.
That's what I'm trying to figure out. This can't be a foreigner only thing. I felt like it's only the Hispanics that don't require it off.

Any blacks care to comment?
Asians?

[Godzuki]

its always been funny to me how azn's get clowned for customarily taking their shoes off when walking into their house.

its some dirtball puerta rican shit to walk on your carpet with the same shoes you're walking on dirty ass sidewalks and shit stained grass with :coleman:

[outbreak]

Just cause it's not common doesn't mean it's not nasty to do so, js. Do you, but think about how nasty it is just to dry wipe, you know how much shit you leave? How tf don't you have rashes on your bum daily?
Why would you have rashes? Do you wipe with leaves or something? you wipe until it's clean and move on. Just never heard of anyone except people with a bidet who wash their ass off everytime they go to the toilet.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I mean I guess it is questionable on carpet floors.

Most homes aren't carpeted throughout anymore though, that's real 80s...now it is wood/tile floors, and then carpet in only the bed rooms.

If your home is all carpet it probably needs to be updated.

Same, bedrooms carpet, all the other rooms white tile and then the living room and dinning room are wood floors. The living room does have "fancy rugs" that my parents are obsessed with, those gotta be cleaned like 2-3 times a year.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Why would you have rashes? Do you wipe with leaves or something? you wipe until it's clean and move on. Just never heard of anyone except people with a bidet who wash their ass off everytime they go to the toilet.


Hey, if it works for you it's all good.







Stinky butt.

[~primetime~]

To me wood and tile floors are ideal for shoes, and NOT comfort. I wouldn't even feel right having a large gathering and collecting shoes, I would feel like an ass doing that.

Removing shoes for carpet does make sense, but not hard surfaces.



JMO

[fsvr54]

It must be a hispanic thing because no one ever takes their shoes off at other peoples houses over here.

[KNOW1EDGE]

Hey, if it works for you it's all good.







Stinky butt.

You still haven't explained how it is that you "wash your butt" after everytime you take a dump.

I'm honestly curious, because I have a hard time believing it

I just wipe my ass thoroughly and never have issues. I have baby wipes above my toilet just in case I have a super messy dump and I'll use a wet wipe.

How would one "wash" his/her bottom after taking a dump? -I'd like to try

[Bosnian Sajo]

Use your imagination, have fun with it.

[outbreak]

Use your imagination, have fun with it.
So you don't shower, how do you do it? Keep a bucket and splash water up? Go sit in the bath? Hold your ass up to a sink? Keep a hose in there?

[KNOW1EDGE]

Use your imagination, have fun with it.

Yeah I figured you were lieing.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Swear to god I'm not, here's how it goes down.


Wipe like you normally would when done doin ya business

Instead of just getting up, fill a bottle/whatever with water

Use your left hand to clean, right to pour water onto your left hand

Wash hands with soap, thoroughly.

This is how you keep a clean bum. I hope you guys aren't too disgusted with your own bodies to clean them, usually the reaction people get is "eww you use your hand to clean yo ass?" even though you wiped all the poop off, when these same people have no problem eating ass.

But that's none of my business.

[outbreak]

Swear to god I'm not, here's how it goes down.


Wipe like you normally would when done doin ya business

Instead of just getting up, fill a bottle/whatever with water

Use your left hand to clean, right to pour water onto your left hand

Wash hands with soap, thoroughly.

This is how you keep a clean bum. I hope you guys aren't too disgusted with your own bodies to clean them, usually the reaction people get is "eww you use your hand to clean yo ass?" even though you wiped all the poop off, when these same people have no problem eating ass.

But that's none of my business.


Most people just wipe it clean then shower once a day. Far more hygenic than what you've described imo. And talking about cleaning your hand afterwards, most cultures that use their hand to wipe (like indonesia) actually have deeply rooted customs that you use one specific hand they never shake/touch their flag/prepare food or do anything with that hand.

Thanks for explaining your method but I'll stick to mine.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Same, you don't shake someones hand with the left, you don't eat with the left, and usually you shouldn't point someone/something out with your left hand.


I take a shower daily too, so how is it more hygienic to do JUST that rather than add on top to wash your bum everytime you use it? :lol

[Bosnian Sajo]

You stick your finger in your butt hole? :eek:

Around my butt hole, you creep. :oldlol:

[blablabla]

This must be an American thing i have never seen anybody do that here.

[outbreak]

This must be an American thing i have never seen anybody do that here.
keeping a bottle of water in the toilet then wiping your ass with your hand? I've only heard similar things from places like indonesia where some areas don't have access to toilet paper.

[alenleomessi]

sajo must have poop sticking to his ass-hair.. just SHAVE your ass and WIPE like a normal dude.. unless someone is eating your ass later that day you should be fine

[Godzuki]

Swear to god I'm not, here's how it goes down.


Wipe like you normally would when done doin ya business

Instead of just getting up, fill a bottle/whatever with water

Use your left hand to clean, right to pour water onto your left hand

Wash hands with soap, thoroughly.

This is how you keep a clean bum. I hope you guys aren't too disgusted with your own bodies to clean them, usually the reaction people get is "eww you use your hand to clean yo ass?" even though you wiped all the poop off, when these same people have no problem eating ass.

But that's none of my business.


lol :oldlol:

at first i thought y'all were talking about the european fountain ass wipe. i admit america should have incorporated that invention into our bathrooms :applause:

but u use your fingers to directly wipe your asshole? :oldlol: you do realize anything you touch with your fingers gets between your nails and washing your hands with soap won't clean in the nails? so when you're grabbing the roll or hamburger with your hand and your fingernails are touching the bread it contaminates it with ass? :biggums:

[Draz]

**** you guys. I was reading the final two pages while eating a tuna sandwitch and I almost threw up

[Graviton]

**** you guys. I was reading the final two pages while eating a tuna sandwitch and I almost threw up
Was it juicy, mouthwatering and delicious?

[Lebron23]

I wore slippers inside my house. Barefoot in my bedroom.

[KyrieTheFuture]

Depends, I shower right after work and stay barefoot but if I'm coming home from errands I leave em on

[CuterThanRubio]

Swear to god I'm not, here's how it goes down.


Wipe like you normally would when done doin ya business

Instead of just getting up, fill a bottle/whatever with water

Use your left hand to clean, right to pour water onto your left hand

Wash hands with soap, thoroughly.

This is how you keep a clean bum. I hope you guys aren't too disgusted with your own bodies to clean them, usually the reaction people get is "eww you use your hand to clean yo ass?" even though you wiped all the poop off, when these same people have no problem eating ass.

But that's none of my business.

LMAO!

That isn't "cleaning", you are fingerpainting with feces!

You probably smell terrible, too.

You and your dookie palms, trying to convince others that they are the dirty ones, thank for the laugh.

[Bandito]

I respect people less if they walk around with shoes in the house, nasty af. And then there's not washing your ass but just wiping after a poop, not washing hands after bathroom (idc if you "just" pissed, wash your fckin hands bruh), having more than 1 or 2 animals in the house (people with 3+ dogs in the house, your house smells like SHIT to EVERYONE except for you since your nostrils are infected and got used to the smell).

SOMETIMES if I forget something in the house when I already got my shoes on to leave, I'll run to get the item I forgot, but even then I feel bad and dirty, lol. Say what you want bout Muslims, we clean af.


Watch out lil bih
Watching your ass everytime you poop? Where do you wash your ass. In the sink? Or do you just take a shower? Because if you wash your ass on the sink pm me your real name and a pick of your real face so I never invite you to my home if I ever see you anywhere in the world. I dont want yoyr nasty ass butt germs on my sink.

[Bandito]

:roll: I mean I don't lose respect for them, I just tend to not want to eat anything from them. It's a common thing for many hispanics to practice walking in their house with shoes on 24/7. I haven't met a family yet who's done otherwise. Not sure about the blacks. Indians always take their shoes off at the doorsteps. Asians, same shit. Whites are a little iffy.
I walk around my house with shoes on. Whats your problem. Trying to pick a fight homeboy?

[outbreak]

Watching your ass everytime you poop? Where do you wash your ass. In the sink? Or do you just take a shower? Because if you wash your ass on the sink pm me your real name and a pick of your real face so I never invite you to my home if I ever see you anywhere in the world. I dont want yoyr nasty ass butt germs on my sink.
read his further posts he explained it.

I love how he lowkey through it in, then when i called him on it acted like I was the dirty one for not washing my ass with my hand and a water bottle.

[outbreak]

lol :oldlol:

at first i thought y'all were talking about the european fountain ass wipe. i admit america should have incorporated that invention into our bathrooms :applause:

but u use your fingers to directly wipe your asshole? :oldlol: you do realize anything you touch with your fingers gets between your nails and washing your hands with soap won't clean in the nails? so when you're grabbing the roll or hamburger with your hand and your fingernails are touching the bread it contaminates it with ass? :biggums:
The euro bidet thing, I had a friend who used one and said it didn't work it just washed the poo all around his bum and made a mess. He didn't wipe then squirt it :roll:

[Bandito]

No homie, I wash my ass. You don't gotta shower just to wash your ass :oldlol:
:biggums:

Where do you do it!!!
If I ever invite Muslims in my home they not using the bathroom

Not siree.

[Smook B]

This thread turned into how to wash your ass properly. :roll:

[outbreak]

This thread turned into how to wash your ass properly. :roll:
all because bosnian sajo puts water on his hand then scrubs his ass with it and thinks that's the normal way of doing things

[Bandito]

its always been funny to me how azn's get clowned for customarily taking their shoes off when walking into their house.

its some dirtball puerta rican shit to walk on your carpet with the same shoes you're walking on dirty ass sidewalks and shit stained grass with :coleman:
Im in that head 24/7 bro

Dont even mention hispanics or even Mexicans just went straight to Puerto Ricans:lol

That bait is weak though just like your small peepee

[brownmamba00]

You still haven't explained how it is that you "wash your butt" after everytime you take a dump.

I'm honestly curious, because I have a hard time believing it

I just wipe my ass thoroughly and never have issues. I have baby wipes above my toilet just in case I have a super messy dump and I'll use a wet wipe.

How would one "wash" his/her bottom after taking a dump? -I'd like to try
it's not that hard man
we usually use those small water buckets but you could prolly use an empty bottle aswell.

small squat

pour that water and let it run through the butthole in to the toilet

wet wipe

dry wipe

that's how real ****** do it :pimp:

[CuterThanRubio]

it's not that hard man
we usually use those small water buckets but you could prolly use an empty bottle aswell.

small squat

pour that water and let it run through the butthole in to the toilet

wet wipe

dry wipe

that's how real ****** do it :pimp:


So you are dipping a sewage coated fist back into the bucket for more water lol?

I can't even begin to imagine the terrible odors that must be seeping from beneath your bathroom door

"wet wipe".... You mean cupped wet hand scraping against slime coated skin.....

I'm good on that, leave the sh!t play to the primates (and select Germans)

Real wet wipes do exist, you know, but you might be disappointed to learn that they aren't shaped like greasy fingers.

I feel like the whole splash bath technique is an excuse to go without properly cleansing yourself in the shower, too.

Any regular person is cleaning themself well enough to hold it down until they can wash up later, or directly before jumping in the water, not "I'm straight, I just soaked my sh!t I'm ready to hit the bar tonight with my boys let's go!"

Ridiculous

[brownmamba00]

So you are dipping a sewage coated fist back into the bucket for more water lol?

I can't even begin to imagine the terrible odors that must be seeping from beneath your bathroom door

"wet wipe".... You mean cupped wet hand scraping against slime coated skin.....

I'm good on that, leave the sh!t play to the primates (and select Germans)

Real wet wipes do exist, you know, but you might be disappointed to learn that they aren't shaped like greasy fingers.

I feel like the whole splash bath technique is an excuse to go without properly cleansing yourself in the shower, too.

Any regular person is cleaning themself well enough to hold it down until they can wash up later, or directly before jumping in the water, not "I'm straight, I just soaked my sh!t I'm ready to hit the bar tonight with my boys let's go!"

Ridiculous
my fingers don't even touch my ass

what are you even talking about

also I'd rather wash my ass 'like a primate' then leave it filthy and smelly

I bet your drawers have huge brown ass shit stains too

[Graviton]

If I take a dirty shit, I just spray some of the air freshener on the toilet paper>wipe>then dry wipe after. You get the nice smell and clean the ass completely.

**** that wiping with hands and water shit. :lol

[fsvr54]

I just wet the paper a bit with the sink water :confusedshrug:

[talkingconch]

i also wash my ass with soap and water. I never take a crap in public restrooms, at home everyday, use the shower head and rinse while using soap. If you take shits in public - just wipe.

also never walk in the house with shoes on - this makes no sense unless you are okay with living with a little bit of bacteria on your floors/carpet..

think of where you spend your day with your shoes on (ie, at work, outside, public restroom) its literally a no brainer to take them off before walking in the home.

also wipe my dick after i piss like 90% of the time if i know ill be seeing my gf later.

[aj1987]

So you don't shower, how do you do it? Keep a bucket and splash water up? Go sit in the bath? Hold your ass up to a sink? Keep a hose in there?
http://s22.postimg.org/9h2m3qny9/Product_shower_jpg_1411805597.jpg

It's called a health faucet. We use those in India.

[Bandito]

http://s22.postimg.org/9h2m3qny9/Product_shower_jpg_1411805597.jpg

It's called a health faucet. We use those in India.
:biggums:

You're Indian?

Man the more you know.

[aj1987]

:biggums:

You're Indian?

Man the more you know.
Why is everyone so surprised on here when they come to know that I'm Indian? :oldlol:

[senelcoolidge]

I think these muslim kids get aroused when they anally massage themselves.

I wear slippers in the tile parts of my place and barefoot/socks in the carpeted areas.

I had an embarrassing moment once. I was in SE Asia with my wife. We went to visit someone. So we went into the house. I took off my shoes and as we walked through the kitchen area I stepped on something wet. So my foot/sock was wet. It's really hot in SE Asia, so am sure my feet were perspiring after all the walking. Whatever I stepped on didn't have a pleasant smell. So I was in these peoples house with my foot smelling so foul. They must've thought I was disgusting after I left.

[ArbitraryWater]

I thought this only happened in film

[ArbitraryWater]

No homie, I wash my ass. You don't gotta shower just to wash your ass :oldlol:

bruh what

[Bandito]

When has washing your ass turned to anally massaging yourself? Don't you people know how to wash your own ass? You dont finger your asshole when you wash your ass.

[outbreak]

http://s22.postimg.org/9h2m3qny9/Product_shower_jpg_1411805597.jpg

It's called a health faucet. We use those in India.
But he said he didnt do that. Then he said he uses a bottle of water and his hand

[Bosnian Sajo]

read his further posts he explained it.

I love how he lowkey through it in, then when i called him on it acted like I was the dirty one for not washing my ass with my hand and a water bottle.

So I'm dirty for washing my ass? I'm dirty for taking the extra step and washing with water after wiping than you who just wipes? ok, lol. If you say so buddy.

I'm just wondering, if a bird shits on you, what do you do? Do you just wipe it off of yourself? Or do you, god forbid, wash the area where the shit landed?

If you come home and see that your dog shit inside your house (if you don't have a dog, just assume, bear with me) what do you do? Do you wipe the poop off the floor with a dry paper towel and call it a day?


Also low key (2 seperate words) and in this instance, you would use threw not through. I usually don't spell check, butt..

[bballnoob1192]

i would always take my shoes off in carpet and maybe wood, tile idgaf. you are a shitty person if you walk with your dirty ass shoes onto someone's carpet. that's ****ed up.

[Bandito]

So I'm dirty for washing my ass? I'm dirty for taking the extra step and washing with water after wiping than you who just wipes? ok, lol. If you say so buddy.

I'm just wondering, if a bird shits on you, what do you do? Do you just wipe it off of yourself? Or do you, god forbid, wash the area where the shit landed?

If you come home and see that your dog shit inside your house (if you don't have a dog, just assume, bear with me) what do you do? Do you wipe the poop off the floor with a dry paper towel and call it a day?


Also low key (2 seperate words) and in this instance, you would use threw not through. I usually don't spell check, butt..
But the question is do you massage your anus while washing your ass. Apparently thats the new thing now.


Just finger yourself while washing your ass. Oh boy.

[Bosnian Sajo]

But the question is do you massage your anus while washing your ass. Apparently thats the new thing now.


Just finger yourself while washing your ass. Oh boy.

:oldlol:

One hand fingering my ass, the other *********ing, all while cleaning myself. What a lovely combination.

[dkmwise]

Take your shoes off, what are we, school children at naptime?

Shoes are meant to be worn

[CuterThanRubio]

Smearing dried shit particles around with water is less hygienic than wiping until clean and smudge free, you would think? If you aren't using soap you aren't any cleaner than before.

That leads to another scenario, you are hovering over the toilet splashing water on yourself at an awkward angle, there has to be sh!tty liquid landing all over the seat and floor around you, there is no way you can be so precise with a technique so primitive.

Doesn't surprise me that disease runs rampant through poor countries that practice such methods.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Your not smearing shit if you've already wiped it off dipshit, you're washing the skin that previously had feces on it.




That leads to another scenario, you are hovering over the toilet splashing water on yourself at an awkward angle, there has to be sh!tty liquid landing all over the seat and floor around you, there is no way you can be so precise with a technique so primitive.

Doesn't surprise me that disease runs rampant through poor countries that practice such methods.


Holy shit, how bad are you at washing your ass? Hovering? Splashing water on the FLOOR let alone the seat? tf, are you retarded? Or just really bad at using your arms and hands?

Who's alt is this?

[Bosnian Sajo]

Should I make a tutorial?

[outbreak]

So I'm dirty for washing my ass? I'm dirty for taking the extra step and washing with water after wiping than you who just wipes? ok, lol. If you say so buddy.

I'm just wondering, if a bird shits on you, what do you do? Do you just wipe it off of yourself? Or do you, god forbid, wash the area where the shit landed?

If you come home and see that your dog shit inside your house (if you don't have a dog, just assume, bear with me) what do you do? Do you wipe the poop off the floor with a dry paper towel and call it a day?


Also low key (2 seperate words) and in this instance, you would use threw not through. I usually don't spell check, butt..

If a dog shits in my house I sure as hell don't touch it with my hands. I used towel or something to scoop it up WITHOUT CONTACT WITH MY HANDS, throw it out and then wash it. Just like when I take a shit I wipe it clean without getting shit on my hands and I shower once a day.

Just washing something with water doesn't make something clean either you realise?

[CuterThanRubio]

Your not smearing shit if you've already wiped it off dipshit, you're washing the skin that previously had feces on it.




Holy shit, how bad are you at washing your ass? Hovering? Splashing water on the FLOOR let alone the seat? tf, are you retarded? Or just really bad at using your arms and hands?

Who's alt is this?

lol Your comment made me laugh, I won't lie.

I'M not the one doing the splashing, I was simply contemplating how things would work during the process. You have a bucket of water and you are sitting on the pot, seems more like something you would need to be laying in the bathtub to accomplish and that is just too time consuming.

20 minutes later, Yo, what the f-ck are you doing in there?

Uhh, sorry, I'm just using your bathtub for a little while

WTF? For what!?

I had to sh!t.........

See what I'm saying

[outbreak]

Smearing dried shit particles around with water is less hygienic than wiping until clean and smudge free, you would think? If you aren't using soap you aren't any cleaner than before.

That leads to another scenario, you are hovering over the toilet splashing water on yourself at an awkward angle, there has to be sh!tty liquid landing all over the seat and floor around you, there is no way you can be so precise with a technique so primitive.

Doesn't surprise me that disease runs rampant through poor countries that practice such methods.

This kind of rinsing was actually listed as one of the reasons ebola spread so fast in certain areas but not in others. Big ones were that and the way they handled their dead for religious reasons.

[Bosnian Sajo]

If a dog shits in my house I sure as hell don't touch it with my hands. I used towel or something to scoop it up WITHOUT CONTACT WITH MY HANDS, throw it out and then wash it. Just like when I take a shit I wipe it clean without getting shit on my hands and I shower once a day.

Just washing something with water doesn't make something clean either you realise?

Why do you keep imagining me gripping a hand full of shit everytime I wash my ass doe :roll: I've never, in my life come in to contact with my own shit on purpose (you know what I mean).

So then what's wrong with wiping your ass with toilet paper and then washing your ass? How do you wash your ass in the shower, you make no contact with your hands? It's YOUR ass homie, nobody else's, at least I hope not for your own sake.

[CuterThanRubio]

Why do you keep imagining me gripping a hand full of shit everytime I wash my ass doe :roll: I've never, in my life come in to contact with my own shit on purpose (you know what I mean).

So then what's wrong with wiping your ass with toilet paper and then washing your ass? How do you wash your ass in the shower, you make no contact with your hands? It's YOUR ass homie, nobody else's, at least I hope not for your own sake.

Making contact with a soapy lather isn't the same as dousing it with muddy water from a bucket sitting next to the toilet, while fully dressed and performing a balancing act trying not to drip all over the place, it is unnecessary and unsanitary.

[Bandito]

Why do you keep imagining me gripping a hand full of shit everytime I wash my ass doe :roll: I've never, in my life come in to contact with my own shit on purpose (you know what I mean).

So then what's wrong with wiping your ass with toilet paper and then washing your ass? How do you wash your ass in the shower, you make no contact with your hands? It's YOUR ass homie, nobody else's, at least I hope not for your own sake.
Oh I wanna know this too. I dont wash my ass in the toilet but I can see why you should. In my culture nobody does so thats why.

[outbreak]

Why do you keep imagining me gripping a hand full of shit everytime I wash my ass doe :roll: I've never, in my life come in to contact with my own shit on purpose (you know what I mean).

So then what's wrong with wiping your ass with toilet paper and then washing your ass? How do you wash your ass in the shower, you make no contact with your hands? It's YOUR ass homie, nobody else's, at least I hope not for your own sake.

Take a step back, you keep saying wiping your ass with paper doesn't clean the shit off to us, then you say you wipe it then use your hand to further wipe and wash it. You are getting shit on your hand. If I met a girl and on the first date she told me I use a bottle of water and my hand to wipe my ass I wouldn't see her again.

Look if thats what you like doing that's what you like doing, but don't act like you can't see why other people find it strange.

[Bandito]

Making contact with a soapy lather isn't the same as dousing it with muddy water from a bucket sitting next to the toilet, while fully dressed and performing a balancing act trying not to drip all over the place, it is unnecessary and unsanitary.
Didnt he said he used soap when doing that? If he does not then thats just disgusting. I can see washing your ass while in the toilet with soap though.

[Bosnian Sajo]

lol Your comment made me laugh, I won't lie.

I'M not the one doing the splashing, I was simply contemplating how things would work during the process. You have a bucket of water and you are sitting on the pot, seems more like something you would need to be laying in the bathtub to accomplish and that is just too time consuming.




It's so simple lol, lying on your back to wash your ass? :roll: :roll: What's life


So you're sitting on the toilet, right. All done with ya business, you've wiped, and now it's time to wash. Fill a jug (or ANYTHING that can contain liquid) with water, use your right hand to hold the jug, activate your left hand and proceed to move it to your underside as if you were scratching your balls, just a bit further...skip the gooch, that SHOULD be clean unless you're bad at taking a dump. Now gently, but consistently, pour the water onto your left hand as you wash your rectum. Don't wash your ass like you wash your belly button, wash it as if you were washing the skin around your eye including the eye lid, picture your eye lid as your anus.


Is that clear enough, shall I go into further detail? Gotta say, this is the first time I've had to explain this to anyone.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Take a step back, you keep saying wiping your ass with paper doesn't clean the shit off to us, then you say you wipe it then use your hand to further wipe and wash it. You are getting shit on your hand. If I met a girl and on the first date she told me I use a bottle of water and my hand to wipe my ass I wouldn't see her again.

Look if thats what you like doing that's what you like doing, but don't act like you can't see why other people find it strange.


But I find it strange walking around with shit in between your cheeks, I can't imagine being an athlete and not washing...****ing gross.

[outbreak]

It's so simple lol, lying on your back to wash your ass? :roll: :roll: What's life


So you're sitting on the toilet, right. All done with ya business, you've wiped, and now it's time to wash. Fill a jug (or ANYTHING that can contain liquid) with water, use your right hand to hold the jug, activate your left hand and proceed to move it to your underside as if you were scratching your balls, just a bit further...skip the gooch, that SHOULD be clean unless you're bad at taking a dump. Now gently, but consistently, pour the water onto your left hand as you wash your rectum. Don't wash your ass like you wash your belly button, wash it as if you were washing the skin around your eye including the eye lid, picture your eye lid as your anus.


Is that clear enough, shall I go into further detail? Gotta say, this is the first time I've had to explain this to anyone.

But your ass is behind you. So do you pour blind in to your hand with your hands behind your back? Or do you manage to cup all the water in one hand in front of you without spilling any between your fingers? You said you pour it in to your hands before?

Or do you just run it down your ass and rub with your hand? In which case doesn't it run down your legs too? Water doesn't just bounce off skin it slides down it.

[outbreak]

But I find it strange walking around with shit in between your cheeks, I can't imagine being an athlete and not washing...****ing gross.
But the thing is we don't do that. We WIPE IT CLEAN WITH TOILET PAPER. Wipe until there is no shit left. That's how toilet paper is used.

[CuterThanRubio]

Lol.

Hold on

How do you get the jug of water to your left hand if it is underneath you?

My theory was right, then, you are just randomly pouring water down your forearm splashing wildly while scraping against yourself with dirty fingers.

Not to mention getting up to fill a jug is going to smear goo all over the place once your legs come together.

Why wouldn't you fill it before doing your business? (Exposed)

[Bosnian Sajo]

But your ass is behind you. So do you pour blind in to your hand with your hands behind your back? Or do you manage to cup all the water in one hand in front of you without spilling any between your fingers? You said you pour it in to your hands before?

Or do you just run it down your ass and rub with your hand? In which case doesn't it run down your legs too? Water doesn't just bounce off skin it slides down it.

Can you read homie? The entire time I'm sitting on the toilet, all of the water goes directly in the toilet, never does a drop hit the seat let alone the floor or my LEGS, tf get out of here.

[highwhey]

But the thing is we don't do that. We WIPE IT CLEAN WITH TOILET PAPER. Wipe until there is no shit left. That's how toilet paper is used.
I've taken plenty of shits where i can whipe for hours and there's still sh1t to be whiped. Like it never ends.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I've taken plenty of shits where i can whipe for hours and there's still sh1t to be whiped. Like it never ends.


With the method I and billions of other people use, you wipe it a few times to get all the shit out, then wash, and you clean as a whistle my niqga.

The dudes who just use water I agree, that's pretty fcking nasty. But it is just as nasty to use a dry utensil to "clean" your ass. You clean your dishes with paper towels? lol.

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Can you read homie? The entire time I'm sitting on the toilet, all of the water goes directly in the toilet, never does a drop hit the seat let alone the floor or my LEGS, tf get out of here.

but you aren't describing a way for that to work is why we are questioning you. You say you pour in to your hands but then either you magically can hold water without it dripping out, or you wipe with just a damp hand, or you do it behind your back, or you pour it down your body? Make some damn sense.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Lol.

Hold on

How do you get the jug of water to your left hand if it is underneath you?

My theory was right, then, you are just randomly pouring water down your forearm splashing wildly while scraping against yourself with dirty fingers.

Not to mention getting up to fill a jug is going to smear goo all over the place once your legs come together.

Why wouldn't you fill it before doing your business? (Exposed)


Bro Ima make a video tutorial, you're dumb as rocks.

[outbreak]

I've taken plenty of shits where i can whipe for hours and there's still sh1t to be whiped. Like it never ends.
I've never had that, and even if you do have that pouring some water over the shit is just spreading it around. You need to wash your hands for like 30-40 seconds to actually kill all the germs if that's what you are going for and you then need to dry them thoroughly to not have just washed the germs around.

[outbreak]

With the method I and billions of other people use, you wipe it a few times to get all the shit out, then wash, and you clean as a whistle my niqga.

The dudes who just use water I agree, that's pretty fcking nasty. But it is just as nasty to use a dry utensil to "clean" your ass. You clean your dishes with paper towels? lol.
If you clean a dirty dish a couple minutes after getting it dirty then yes a paper towel would work.

[Bosnian Sajo]

but you aren't describing a way for that to work is why we are questioning you. You say you pour in to your hands but then either you magically can hold water without it dripping out, or you wipe with just a damp hand, or you do it behind your back, or you pour it down your body? Make some damn sense.


I did, holy shit. If you're sitting down, scratch your balls right ****ing now. From the front. Move your hand back, past the gooch, and your ass is right there!! It's right ****ing there, what explaining needs to be done?? lol

[Bosnian Sajo]

If you clean a dirty dish a couple minutes after getting it dirty then yes a paper towel would work.


yo I'm done

[highwhey]

With the method I and billions of other people use, you wipe it a few times to get all the shit out, then wash, and you clean as a whistle my niqga.

The dudes who just use water I agree, that's pretty fcking nasty. But it is just as nasty to use a dry utensil to "clean" your ass. You clean your dishes with paper towels? lol.
I've done that a few times, I usually get water and soap to wash it, but i always make a mess and the water runs down my thighs. Usually for me, it's better to just take a quick shower if time allows it.

[outbreak]

I did, holy shit. If you're sitting down, scratch your balls right ****ing now. From the front. Move your hand back, past the gooch, and your ass is right there!! It's right ****ing there, what explaining needs to be done?? lol

so you pour the water in your hand before putting it down there? At which point it runs out of your fingers and wets the floor? You would just be rubbed a wet hand with no water in it on your asshole. Or you somehow pour the water in your hand while it's behind you? You aren't making sense. The more your post the more I think you are trolling us.

[FatComputerNerd]

This thread is becoming very erotic

[TommyGriffin]

The way I see it is if you had a little ass washing brush it would still get brown after awhile even if you washed it. You do not want to be doing that with your finger.

[outbreak]

I've done that a few times, I usually get water and soap to wash it, but i always make a mess and the water runs down my thighs. Usually for me, it's better to just take a quick shower if time allows it.
That makes more sense to me. If it's that bad taking a shower works and makes sense. Or I've got those shower heads that you can detach and move around, just spraying that on your ass makes more sense.

[Bosnian Sajo]

so you pour the water in your hand before putting it down there? At which point it runs out of your fingers and wets the floor? You would just be rubbed a wet hand with no water in it on your asshole. Or you somehow pour the water in your hand while it's behind you? You aren't making sense. The more your post the more I think you are trolling us.


YOU'RE SITTING ON THE TOILET THE ENTIRE TIME, I mentioned that. During the washing process you're ON the toilet, never lifting ya ass or anything up. There is NO WAY the water ends up on the floor unless you can't control your arms like rubio up there. ALL the water ends up in the toilet, not a DROP on the floor, ever. Never ever has that happened dude.


You suck at reading.

[outbreak]

Guys post honestly here.

If you met a girl on a first date and your having a drink before dinner and for some reason she told you she washes her ass with her hand and then served you a hand prepared meal would you be a little weirded out? Maybe it's a hand tossed salad or something that's served raw aswell?

[FatComputerNerd]

do the water faucet handles get sanitized every time?

When you go to wash hands after touching your poop , the faucet gets poop on it when you turn the water on.

Also, do you ever smell your fingers after cleaning up down there?

[Bosnian Sajo]

Guys post honestly here.

If you met a girl on a first date and your having a drink before dinner and for some reason she told you she washes her ass with her hand and then served you a hand prepared meal would you be a little weirded out? Maybe it's a hand tossed salad or something that's served raw aswell?

lmfao, if a girl told me how she washes her ass on a date, I'd be weirded out regardless.

[Bosnian Sajo]

do the water faucet handles get sanitized every time?

When you go to wash hands after touching your poop , the faucet gets poop on it when you turn the water on.



Oh my god....I'm not explaining it anymore, **** you guys.

[outbreak]

only on ISH :facepalm

[FatComputerNerd]

Bro Ima make a video tutorial, you're dumb as rocks.

Please deliver on this

[outbreak]

Please deliver on this
but then he'd have shit touched fingers on his camera

[CuterThanRubio]

I think Sajo is getting lost in translation here, English clearly isn't his first language.


Most toilets I have seen don't even have enough space for me to be able to fit my arm underneath without uncomfortably squeezing it between myself and the seat.

So you are telling me I have to lean to the side, while pouring water down my arm, drizzling it from my fingers all over anything in the way there all for a stinky and bacteria covered hand lol, pure nonsense.

How can you pull this off without lifting up at all? You must be going through entire rolls at a time trying to dry yourself off afterwards.

No wonder certain cultures disallow people from using their sh!t hand, because they know it is disgusting no matter how many times you wash it.

If a simple rinse in the sink was enough to remove the germs you think they wouldn't mind, right?

It makes no sense!

[outbreak]

I think Sajo is getting lost in translation here, English clearly isn't his first language.


Most toilets I have seen don't even have enough space for me to be able to fit my arm underneath without uncomfortably squeezing it between myself and the seat.

So you are telling me I have to lean to the side, while pouring water down my arm, drizzling it from my fingers all over anything in the way there all for a stinky and bacteria covered hand lol, pure nonsense.

How can you pull this off without lifting up at all? You must be going through entire rolls at a time trying to dry yourself off afterwards.

No wonder certain cultures disallow people from using their sh!t hand, because they know it is disgusting no matter how many times you wash it.

If a simple rinse in the sink was enough to remove the germs you think they wouldn't mind, right?

It makes no sense!

Maybe he could just keep a box of latex gloves next to the toilet and put one of those on each time?

[outbreak]

When you wipe your ass with TP, you wash your hands afterward don't you?

same shit when washing your ass. Why would anybody leave shit on their hand?

But when I wipe my ass I don't touch my ass and I don't touch the side of toilet paper that does touch my ass.

[CuterThanRubio]

When you wipe your ass with TP, you wash your hands afterward don't you?

same shit when washing your ass. Why would anybody leave shit on their hand?

We found another one!

It's not about leaving sh!t on your hand, it is about coming in direct contact with bacteria, if you didn't give e-coli a high five a simple hand washing would be more than enough.

But the average person doesn't correctly wash their hands in the first place so don't act like a 15 second knuckle rinse before the water starts getting warm is good enough.

[outbreak]

I don't either touch the shit on the TP either, but I still wash my hands after every shit.
So do I, but there's a difference between washing your hands after they've had toilet paper between them and your ass to washing your hands after they've been literally rubbing your ass when you've just taken a dump.

[outbreak]

and wipe your ass with only toilet paper is gonna keep your ass clean all the time?

yes. I'm not touching my ass and nothing comes in to contact with it. wipe until it's clean and then just wash in the shower like most people do. it's what works for most western people?

[CuterThanRubio]

Here's the thing.

If you aren't in a situation where you can bathe right after doing your thing, would you rather clean up the best you can, and hit the shower as soon as possible, but still keeping the parts of your body that actually come in contact with other people pristine (hands, arms,), versus playing pattycake with a germ factory and spreading your sickness with the rest of the world just because you think your ass is cleaner (even though it really isn't since you just dipped it in water with no soap)?

[CuterThanRubio]

I hope you realize TP is still mandatory when using a bidet lol

It's essentially doing the same thing as these dirty palmed dudes but eliminating the need to do it manually.

[outbreak]

that's what I do. at home, wash my ass in the shower and bath tub.

public places/work....TP is the only option available. If we have bidet like France and other European countries, I'd use that too. Actually prefer that method over TP.
A bidet or the asian hose thing makes sense because you don't actually touch it with your hand. But pouring water in to your hand then rubbing your hand on your ass is the part that seems odd to me.

googling it says fecal matter contains fats and oils that are resistant to water hence why most people wipe and areas that don't have higher rates of norovirus (not bidet areas but areas where they use there hands directly like bosianan advocates). Using your hand can commonly infect your eyes and mouth area, touching door knobs/taps can infect those and gives others diarrhoea.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I think Sajo is getting lost in translation here, English clearly isn't his first language.


Most toilets I have seen don't even have enough space for me to be able to fit my arm underneath without uncomfortably squeezing it between myself and the seat.

So you are telling me I have to lean to the side, while pouring water down my arm, drizzling it from my fingers all over anything in the way there all for a stinky and bacteria covered hand lol, pure nonsense.

How can you pull this off without lifting up at all? You must be going through entire rolls at a time trying to dry yourself off afterwards.

No wonder certain cultures disallow people from using their sh!t hand, because they know it is disgusting no matter how many times you wash it.

If a simple rinse in the sink was enough to remove the germs you think they wouldn't mind, right?

It makes no sense!

Born and raised in America, suck a dick. Also it sounds like you got a cheap ass toilet.






So you're sitting on the toilet, right. All done with ya business, you've wiped, and now it's time to wash. Fill a jug (or ANYTHING that can contain liquid) with water, use your right hand to hold the jug, activate your left hand and proceed to move it to your underside as if you were scratching your balls, just a bit further...skip the gooch, that SHOULD be clean unless you're bad at taking a dump. Now gently, but consistently, pour the water onto your left hand as you wash your rectum. Don't wash your ass like you wash your belly button, wash it as if you were washing the skin around your eye including the eye lid, picture your eye lid as your anus.


Is that clear enough, shall I go into further detail? Gotta say, this is the first time I've had to explain this to anyone.


Idk how this doesn't thoroughly explain the process and how it is possible without ever getting up.


Now I got a lab report to finish up and lab class in 2 hours, if you're still dying to know how this fascinating "**** sensation" is executed, I'm sure dmv2 can answer you questions.

[CuterThanRubio]

Born and raised in America, suck a dick. Also it sounds like you got a cheap ass toilet.





Idk how this doesn't thoroughly explain the process and how it is possible without ever getting up.


Now I got a lab report to finish up and lab class in 2 hours, if you're still dying to know how this fascinating "**** sensation" is executed, I'm sure dmv2 can answer you questions.

If that is the case I want to know where things went wrong for you lol.

How did you get away with doing that growing up without someone saying something to you about it?

Sorry little billy, Sajo can't sleep over anymore, he made a mess in the bathroom.

I bet if your fellow students knew you were a stinky palmer they would be disgusted.

Today in lab we are going to have Sajo demonstrate his irrigation technique, he has been on ISH practicing his speech for the last few hours and I believe you will obtain a high level of intrinsic value from his lesson.

Sajo, please begin!

[Bosnian Sajo]

Well professor, if you'd just log onto insidehoops and skip all the hate threads and Trump fanatics, you'll find my procedure well documented.



And again, for the record, not a drop.

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Well professor, if you'd just log onto insidehoops and skip all the hate threads and Trump fanatics, you'll find my procedure well documented.



And again, for the record, not a drop.
Write a book and say it causes weight loss\makes you live longer\improves your microbiome and you'd be a millionaire.

[aj1987]

But he said he didnt do that. Then he said he uses a bottle of water and his hand
Yeah, I saw that. Just saying.

[brownboyfly]

This thread let me know how many white people are on ISH. I'm brown, fam. We make sure everybody from relatives to guests to turbo-thots entering the residence take their dusty jawns off at the door. My shit is gated, f*ck you mean?

[FatComputerNerd]

What about once the T-P disintegrates which it does when wet

Always wondered how that would work w/ a bidet. Unless you get all your hair removed won't this lead to poop-flavored T-P dingleberries.

[Solidape]

If I take a dirty shit, I just spray some of the air freshener on the toilet paper>wipe>then dry wipe after. You get the nice smell and clean the ass completely.

**** that wiping with hands and water shit. :lol

All you dudes that ain't touching your bunghole with water and hands like Sajo so eloquently presented.......how do you clean your backstreet in the shower?

[Solidape]

I think I know what Sajo is talking about, maybe.........

Not sure how y'all clean with tp, usually it involves a hand reaching for the goodies. What he is saying is that with the same motion, with or without tp, you wipe your booty....while the other hand is pouring water upon the said hand doing the wiping, thus creating a water fall of poop particulates that fall into the poop lake laying in the bowl below your balls.

This flow of water creates a boundary condition between the skin of the said hand and the incriminating poop particles. As long as the boundary condition is not broken via high friction rubbing or loss of water flow, the deed may not be as devious as it may sound.

Nonetheless, thorough hand washing is always a must, whatever wiping action may be employed.

Lastly for those that are grossed out about your #2 touching your hand......I ask this.....your body is literally filled with this shit, on a daily basis, .......you are a shit courier most of the day.................its in you to shit bruh!

[Bosnian Sajo]

I think I know what Sajo is talking about, maybe.........

Not sure how y'all clean with tp, usually it involves a hand reaching for the goodies. What he is saying is that with the same motion, with or without tp, you wipe your booty....while the other hand is pouring water upon the said hand doing the wiping, thus creating a water fall of poop particulates that fall into the poop lake laying in the bowl below your balls.

This flow of water creates a boundary condition between the skin of the said hand and the incriminating poop particles. As long as the boundary condition is not broken via high friction rubbing or loss of water flow, the deed may not be as devious as it may sound.

Nonetheless, thorough hand washing is always a must, whatever wiping action may be employed.

Lastly for those that are grossed out about your #2 touching your hand......I ask this.....your body is literally filled with this shit, on a daily basis, .......you are a shit courier most of the day.................its in you to shit bruh!

Bro yes, the entire post is accurate but especially this. It's not rocket science, but I guess I understand if they have never done it before, they wouldn't think about that at first. I thought I explained it well enough for them to understand, I specifically said "gently, but consistently, pour the water" and then proceeded to try and add a visual example with the how to wash bit. And never, not a drop goes on the seat or anywhere near the floor lol, it's a controlled process.

And of course, wash your hands with soap people. Usually I do it twice just to make sure, especially in public restrooms.

[CuterThanRubio]

I think I know what Sajo is talking about, maybe.........

Not sure how y'all clean with tp, usually it involves a hand reaching for the goodies. What he is saying is that with the same motion, with or without tp, you wipe your booty....while the other hand is pouring water upon the said hand doing the wiping, thus creating a water fall of poop particulates that fall into the poop lake laying in the bowl below your balls.

This flow of water creates a boundary condition between the skin of the said hand and the incriminating poop particles. As long as the boundary condition is not broken via high friction rubbing or loss of water flow, the deed may not be as devious as it may sound.

Nonetheless, thorough hand washing is always a must, whatever wiping action may be employed.

Lastly for those that are grossed out about your #2 touching your hand......I ask this.....your body is literally filled with this shit, on a daily basis, .......you are a shit courier most of the day.................its in you to shit bruh!

I appreciate the effort, but you missed a few things.

Sajo specifically mentioned going in for the "goodies" from the front, now I'm just going to guess that most people put their arm around their back to wipe, right? Who in their right mind would reach beneath them from the from the front, that seems like cross contamination waiting to happen.


Now imagine BLINDLY pouring water from one hand to another behind your back, down your forearm/wrist into a cupped hand that is opening and closing rapidly like its squeezing a stress ball, it's going to splash forward onto your genitals causing all types of problems, you gotta be crazy if you think I'm going to risk allowing some sh!t particles enter my urethra via trash splashing hahaha

And there is NO way you are keeping a continuous stream flowing at such a rate to create a "boundary condition", Sajo said he only uses a small bottle of water to do the deed. A quick burst of wetness isn't going to protect your hand from the sickness within. I bet most of his hand is dry during the event based on this information.

We need a tutorial Sajo, this is too funny!

[tomtucker]

You still haven't explained how it is that you "wash your butt" after everytime you take a dump.

I'm honestly curious, because I have a hard time believing it

I just wipe my ass thoroughly and never have issues. I have baby wipes above my toilet just in case I have a super messy dump and I'll use a wet wipe.

How would one "wash" his/her bottom after taking a dump? -I'd like to try

Well, if your sink is next to your toilet you can mount a hose with a shower nozzle to the sink faucet , then after you are done pooping, reach over , put said shower nozzle under your butt, turn the faucet on with your other hand, and then, voila , you are washing your ass, all while sitting on the toilet. If your arms are NBA player length, then it

[Im Still Ballin]

You know why I don't leave my shoes outside? They get stolen. Take your shoes off inside.

[ALBballer]

Shoes off, and for the sake of where this topic has been directed to I only use TP.

I like to think a home that doesn't allow shoes inside tends to be cleaner than the one that allows shoes inside all things being equal. However I do think there is a bit of a fallacy in my thinking because I don't change my clothes when I go inside my house. So the pair of jeans that sat on the public train exposed to god knows what is being brought into my home. There have even been times when I have been so tired I have fallen asleep with my clothes in my bed.

Point is people that go off the far end with cleanliness tend to only think of the stuff they see.

[ArbitraryWater]

washes his ass :roll:

oh Bosnian..

[red1]

Shoes inside the home? What type of uncivilized nonsense is this. Might as well step in dogshit and smear across the carpet because that's what that is.

[Draz]

Shoes inside the home? What type of uncivilized nonsense is this. Might as well step in dogshit and smear across the carpet because that's what that is.
I'm sure this has happened on the daily. When you're walking outside nearly every square inch has been covered in shit. You don't see it anymore. It's there. You'd think people would use common sense with the education they have to at least know that and not be oblivious to it.

[red1]

I'm sure this has happened on the daily. When you're walking outside nearly every square inch has been covered in shit. You don't see it anymore. It's there. You'd think people would use common sense with the education they have to at least know that and not be oblivious to it.
****ing disgusting. Savages. Savages, I tell you.

[riseagainst]

basically white, black, and hispanics do this. Asians are the most sophisticated race that's why they always do logical things. When I see whites, nigguhs and spicks wear their shoes in their homes I just want to puke....

[$LakerGold]

One thing I never understood in western culture is that they always have socks on. I adapted to it in middle school, my friend would always wear it, even when she's just lying on her bed. I was taught to wear socks if you go out with shoes on & that was it. It eventually grew on me -- it's comfortable as f*, especially when you take it off after a long day.

[outbreak]

One thing I never understood in western culture is that they always have socks on. I adapted to it in middle school, my friend would always wear it, even when she's just lying on her bed. I was taught to wear socks if you go out with shoes on & that was it. It eventually grew on me -- it's comfortable as f*, especially when you take it off after a long day.
lots of foot fungus can spread by walking barefoot on the floor then someone else walks over it, it's why some people wear flip flops in gym showers/change rooms. I'm related to a podiatrist and she says you shouldn't go barefoot on any tiled floors that other people walk bare foot on

[CuterThanRubio]

I did, holy shit. If you're sitting down, scratch your balls right ****ing now. From the front. Move your hand back, past the gooch, and your ass is right there!! It's right ****ing there, what explaining needs to be done?? lol

HEY SAJO, YOU CLAIMED THAT YOU DIDN'T SAY "NONE OF THAT" IN THE NEG, BUT HERE IT IS.

YOU SAID TO GO IN FROM THE FRONT.

CASE CLOSED

Now how in the hell are you going to accurately splash water around without some type of special funnel or tube lol, you've got some explaining to do here, pal!

[Godzuki]

lots of foot fungus can spread by walking barefoot on the floor then someone else walks over it, it's why some people wear flip flops in gym showers/change rooms. I'm related to a podiatrist and she says you shouldn't go barefoot on any tiled floors that other people walk bare foot on

yeah thats how u get athletes foot. i used to get it walking around barefoot in the locker room in HS. using flip flops solved it.

i got jock itch a few times in HS too. i thinnk its because i'd itch my foot then scratch my balls :confusedshrug:

[senelcoolidge]

lots of foot fungus can spread by walking barefoot on the floor then someone else walks over it, it's why some people wear flip flops in gym showers/change rooms. I'm related to a podiatrist and she says you shouldn't go barefoot on any tiled floors that other people walk bare foot on

Sooo true. I was in a foreign country and for whatever reason I didn't have my flip flops and my feet made contact with the floor which led to a very bad case of foot fungus. It was quickly remedied with medicine.

[$LakerGold]

lots of foot fungus can spread by walking barefoot on the floor then someone else walks over it, it's why some people wear flip flops in gym showers/change rooms. I'm related to a podiatrist and she says you shouldn't go barefoot on any tiled floors that other people walk bare foot on

Well, we never walk barefoot outside, we wear slippers/flip flops in SEA. I only meant that I used to walk barefoot inside the house, never outside. Walking barefoot in gym showers is just disgusting. lol

But yeah, I get it.

[highwhey]

Sooo true. I was in a foreign country and for whatever reason I didn't have my flip flops and my feet made contact with the floor which led to a very bad case of foot fungus. It was quickly remedied with medicine.
What medicine u use? I currently have a bad case of foot fungus and after 3 days of medicine it isn't improving. The itch is unreal.

[warriorfan]

taking your shoes off is absurd puzzy shit you cats are one step away from turning into bubble boys :lol

[Draz]

What medicine u use? I currently have a bad case of foot fungus and after 3 days of medicine it isn't improving. The itch is unreal.
Shit is serious. Get it checked.

Anyone here suffer from athletes feet? My God

[highwhey]

Shit is serious. Get it checked.

Anyone here suffer from athletes feet? My God
Ive ahd it for like 2 months. I only recently got medicine bc my mom forced me to lol.

I wonna get it fixed soon cuz i wonna go to the beach

[blablabla]

keeping a bottle of water in the toilet then wiping your ass with your hand? I've only heard similar things from places like indonesia where some areas don't have access to toilet paper.
Walking with shoes inside your house

[Godzuki]

What medicine u use? I currently have a bad case of foot fungus and after 3 days of medicine it isn't improving. The itch is unreal.


tinactin in a spray can mf'er :facepalm

goddamn 2nd world mexicans dont even know we've invented fungal sprays :biggums:

TBH the feeling of spraying fungal spray on your athletes foot is maybe better than pooohsee :coleman:

[Bandito]

The way I see it is if you had a little ass washing brush it would still get brown after awhile even if you washed it. You do not want to be doing that with your finger.
You wash your ass with only your finger?:biggums:

[Bandito]

tinactin in a spray can mf'er :facepalm

goddamn 2nd world mexicans dont even know we've invented fungal sprays :biggums:

TBH the feeling of spraying fungal spray on your athletes foot is maybe better than pooohsee :coleman:
Why are you taking the credit for something ypu didnt invent? You are mentally retarded you can barely work as a cashier at an auto parts shop

[Godzuki]

Why are you taking the credit for something ypu didnt invent? You are mentally retarded you can barely work as a cashier at an auto parts shop


i never claimed to invent tinactin you 2nd world educated mf'er :oldlol:

all i claimed was that you're a dirty stinkin puerta rican who gang rapes chicks to get poohsee.

say i'm lying i dare u :coleman:

[outbreak]

Walking with shoes inside your house
I don't wear shoes in my house unless I'm carrying something heavy and can't put it down to take my shoes off if i'm wearing shoes I can't slip off.

[outbreak]

tinactin in a spray can mf'er :facepalm

goddamn 2nd world mexicans dont even know we've invented fungal sprays :biggums:

TBH the feeling of spraying fungal spray on your athletes foot is maybe better than pooohsee :coleman:
is it? I've never had any kind of foot infection.

[Bandito]

tinactin in a spray can mf'er :facepalm

goddamn 2nd world mexicans dont even know we've invented fungal sprays :biggums:

TBH the feeling of spraying fungal spray on your athletes foot is maybe better than pooohsee :coleman:
This is a claim fakkit. Reading Comprehension fail. Go back to retarded school bro.

[Bandito]

is it? I've never had any kind of foot infection.
He never felt a 'poohsie' in his life. That guy has his virginity intact, unless you count **** sex as losing his virginity

[highwhey]

is it? I've never had any kind of foot infection.
Idk if he's right but my foot is damn itchy

[hateraid]

Lol, this thread is one of the best reads in ISH history

[outbreak]

Lol, this thread is one of the best reads in ISH history
only on ish can a simple thread about wearing shoes in the house turn in to this :roll:

[Draz]

I can understand not wanting caca crumbs on your ass hairs. I like a fresh shaved ass because whenever I take a hot shit, I stress smelling like shit for the remainder of the day.

[highwhey]

only on ish can a simple thread about wearing shoes in the house turn in to this :roll:
13 pages of hand washing ur ass and my masty ass foot fungus :lol

[Bosnian Sajo]

caca crumbs :roll:

[Bosnian Sajo]

only on ish can a simple thread about wearing shoes in the house turn in to this :roll:

You kinda were the catalyst in the whole thing lol don't blame it on ISH.

[outbreak]

You kinda were the catalyst in the whole thing lol don't blame it on ISH.
Me? I called you on just slipping in that people were dirty for not washing their ass with their hand and like 15 other posters agreed with me. YOU were the catalyst by bringing up wiping your ass with your hand in a thread about wearing shoes in the house :facepalm I didn't randomly ask you how do you wipe your ass YOU posted it first as if everyone else is dirty for not using their hand.

[Dresta]

When you wipe your ass with TP, you wash your hands afterward don't you?

same shit when washing your ass. Why would anybody leave shit on their hand?
:biggums:


How is getting shit on some paper and getting shit on your hand even remotely close to being the same thing?

[Bosnian Sajo]

Why you so offended though? YOU YOU...chill out, mane.

[Bosnian Sajo]

:biggums:


How is getting shit on some paper and getting shit on your hand even remotely close to being the same thing?



But you don't get shit on your hand, dude. For the 10th time. You're washing your bum after you've wiped.

If you consider your ass clean after wiping, what's wrong with washing it after wiping then? tfff


Thank god Dresta showed up, he's gonna make this a whole moral and political thing too.

[Dresta]

But you don't get shit on your hand, dude. For the 10th time. You're washing your bum after you've wiped.

If you consider your ass clean after wiping, what's wrong with washing it after wiping then? tfff


Thank god Dresta showed up, he's gonna make this a whole moral and political thing too.
:biggums:

What's political about getting shit on your hand brah?

I remember in India you weren't supposed to do stuff with your left hand because it was the ass-wiping hand :lol--is that the same with you too?

[Bosnian Sajo]

Nothing lmao, those topics are what I think of when I see you post.

That's not the reason though, in Islam (and in Hinduism, I guess) the left hand is the "bad" hand. You don't eat with your left, hold the Quran with your left, shake hands with left, none of that.


And reading Stalker's thread reminded me of something...eating someone else's ass is ok, but washing your own is a huge nono? :lol

Tell me with a straight face that's not backwards as hell, tfff

[CuterThanRubio]

I did, holy shit. If you're sitting down, scratch your balls right ****ing now. From the front. Move your hand back, past the gooch, and your ass is right there!! It's right ****ing there, what explaining needs to be done?? lol

http://i65.tinypic.com/mrg5k7.jpg

:coleman:

[Bosnian Sajo]

Now imagine BLINDLY pouring water from one hand to another behind your back, down your forearm/wrist into a cupped hand that is opening and closing rapidly like its squeezing a stress ball, it's going to splash forward onto your genitals causing all types of problems, you gotta be crazy if you think I'm going to risk allowing some sh!t particles enter my urethra via trash splashing hahaha





That's what I was referring to, buddy.


You're a dumbass, I don't mind responding to outbreak, but you're such a faagggggggg, good lord, I loathe even reading your posts let alone responding to them.

Good thing that isn't often, considering you only got 90something posts, yet 25 of them are you talking about my ass. Literally. Holy shit. Get a grip, dude. Or actually, don't...just...leave.

[oh the horror]

its always been funny to me how azn's get clowned for customarily taking their shoes off when walking into their house.

its some dirtball puerta rican shit to walk on your carpet with the same shoes you're walking on dirty ass sidewalks and shit stained grass with :coleman:



You have the audacity to say shit like "some dirtball Puerto Rican" when some of your Asian countries are known for spreading disease because they're dirty as f*ck?


Check yourself gook.

[Im Still Ballin]

You have the audacity to say shit like "some dirtball Puerto Rican" when some of your Asian countries are known for spreading disease because they're dirty as f*ck?


Check yourself gook.
You are white

[Im Still Ballin]

And secondly

What the **** is this thread

It's your house, do whatever the **** you want to do

[Dresta]

You have the audacity to say shit like "some dirtball Puerto Rican" when some of your Asian countries are known for spreading disease because they're dirty as f*ck?


Check yourself gook.
Chinese are gross. They make that hacking sound of getting up mucus really loudly and spit it everywhere: in the corners of buses, in public toilets, and other filthy shit. They don't seem to do it when they're over here, but in China it's like non-stop grossness.

[CuterThanRubio]

That's what I was referring to, buddy.


You're a dumbass, I don't mind responding to outbreak, but you're such a faagggggggg, good lord, I loathe even reading your posts let alone responding to them.

Good thing that isn't often, considering you only got 90something posts, yet 25 of them are you talking about my ass. Literally. Holy shit. Get a grip, dude. Or actually, don't...just...leave.

Lol, I had to make a good first impression in the OTC so I figured I would have some fun responding to something that caught my attention (for all the wrong reasons)

I'm far from dumb, and it should be clear to anyone comparing our writing styles that I am far more developed mentally than you are, so watch your step! "I didn't say none of that", not to be sound like a grammar nazi, but you mentioned being in college earlier as if that had any relevance to the subject and then you go around typing like a highschooler, you aren't on my level!

And how were we supposed to assume that you were referring to the behind the back pouring method when you CLEARLY stated to go in from the FRONT? Don't blame me for pointing out your inability to succinctly describe an act that is foreign to the majority of posters on ISH.

You can try shielding yourself from embarrassment all you want, your disgusting habits have already been exposed, but it will be alright, just relax!


You dirty motherfvcker

:rockon:

[keep-itreal]

what I do after taking #2 is go to the shower

http://www.mccalliganwater.com/images/shower-faucet.jpg

and bend over and aim it straight up to make sure my ass is clean as ****

[Draz]

what I do after taking #2 is go to the shower

http://www.mccalliganwater.com/images/shower-faucet.jpg

and bend over and aim it straight up to make sure my ass is clean as ****

God dam that water bill :roll:

Got some shit crumbs tingling in my undies

[Derka]

My ideal world is a grass-filled world where I never have to wear shoes anywhere. Home, work, socially...I don't give a damn if the queen is getting married, my brain is asking "Can I get away with sandal/flip-flops here?"

[outbreak]

My ideal world is a grass-filled world where I never have to wear shoes anywhere. Home, work, socially...I don't give a damn if the queen is getting married, my brain is asking "Can I get away with sandal/flip-flops here?"
Key though is how would you wipe your ass in this world?

[Draz]

Key though is how would you wipe your ass in this world?
You don't.. I forgot to wipe my ass once and didn't smell because Old Spice

This y