Do you carry a condom in your wallet?

[ISHGoat]

Anyone carry domers with them at all times when outside the house?

[highwhey]

No, but I carry a wet toilette wipe bc you never know when you're going to eat chicken wings.

[iamgine]

No, but I carry a gun bc you never know when terrorist will strike.

[outbreak]

No, but I carry a wet toilette wipe bc you never know when you're going to eat chicken wings.
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[Draz]

I'm a raw dog kinda guy

[outbreak]

I'm a raw dog kinda guy
Got a membership card to the local clinic? Every 10th treatment free? Or are you like vectors and you got the membership card but never had a need to punch it?

[Draz]

I just like taking chances

Plus I can't maintain a proper boner with a sleeve on

[highwhey]

I just like taking chances

Plus I can't maintain a proper boner with a sleeve on
Spread them cheeks Draz. I'll make you maintain a boner ;)

[Batz]

No, but I carry a wet toilette wipe bc you never know when you're going to eat chicken wings.
Wow man


way to jump up in my list of fav posters ever

[outbreak]

Spread them cheeks Draz. I'll make you maintain a boner ;)

Save yourself a wet wipe and use that chicken grease to help out Draz

[ISHGoat]

I have probably a dozen of different types of cards in my wallet, but I only use probably two of them.

Who keeps a condom with them 24/7 like they're likely to have spontaneous **** sex in the middle of the day? If sex ever comes up then go buy a pack of condoms or even buy a single condom at certain gas stations for like 75 cents.

If you really think about it, your own place is the only place you're 100% guaranteed to have domers in case sexy time happens.

What if you go to the girls place and she has none?
What if you get freaky in the car?
Wanna get it on in a bathroom somewhere?
The list goes on.

How ****ing awkward would it be to buy condoms on the first drive back to someone's place for sex?
How clutch would it be to have a spare hidden in your wallet?

[bigkingsfan]

I always have one on.

[Derka]

Yep. Third month dating my girl we were sitting by a pond gabbing and between the weather, the location, the drinks in our systems....the mood took hold. Unfortunately, she was too close to her period to raw dog it and I did was sans jimmy jacket. This happened again over the summer at the beach one night...same circumstances. Henceforth, I go nowhere with her without one in the wallet.

[enayes]

I use to put one on when I was ready to finish. Not anymore.

Now I just pull out and spray it all over the back or finish in the a$$.

:pimp:

[Draz]

The way I look at it

You not having sex if you got a condom on

[warriorfan]

If you really think about it, your own place is the only place you're 100% guaranteed to have domers in case sexy time happens.

What if you go to the girls place and she has none?
What if you get freaky in the car?
Wanna get it on in a bathroom somewhere?
The list goes on.

How ****ing awkward would it be to buy condoms on the first drive back to someone's place for sex?
How clutch would it be to have a spare hidden in your wallet?

you dont have a girlfriend and you beg other girls to get them to get you dates...you have nothing to worry about

[plowking]

I carry my wallet in a condom.

[Im Still Ballin]

I carry my wallet in a condom.
Financial security

I like it

[CeltsGarlic]

I carry my wallet in a condom.

Yep. Makes it waterproof.

[Levity]

nah. i just look to connect with those rugged ladies that carry one in their purse.

[Levity]

I always have one on.

:lol

[hateraid]

I used to in high school. Then I'd change it weekly so it looked like I got laid and wouldn't leave an embedded circle :lol

[Nanners]

i heard that storing a condom in your wallet can damage it, tears little holes because of the friction.