Kobe already won this match up...nothing else matters.

[stalkerforlife]

Cavs will win...they're the most stacked team in the NBA.

But Kobe has embarrassed Bran repeatedly, especially in the post where all the great ones have made their careers.

Kobe has shown far superior skill in every aspect of the game.

Kobe could go 0-20 in the second half and it wouldn't matter.

Mamba. :applause:

[JZ600]

Lebron put up better stats in the first half on kobe.

Career Head to head:
Lebron 15 wins
Kobe 6

/thread

[navy]

Kobe could go 0-20 in the second half and it wouldn't matter.


Kobe stan logic :lol

[HenryGarfunkle]

Lebron put up better stats in the first half on kobe.

Career Head to head:
Lebron 15 wins
Kobe 6

/thread
http://www.pestcontrolsupermarket.com/ekmps/shops/allister/images/rentokil-rat-poison-5kg-104-p.jpg

[WayOfWade]

I'm pretty sure winning the matchup would also imply winning the game

[JT123]

It's too early for damage control :oldlol:

[riseagainst]

Lebron put up better stats in the first half on kobe.

Career Head to head:
Lebron 15 wins
Kobe 6

/thread


It's weird.

Whenever people say Lebron is 2/6 in the finals, lebron stans say that winning is a team accomplishment.

But somehow head to head matches are suddenly individual accomplishments tonight.

Is the NBA playing 1v1 basketball now?
I'm so confused.

[Lebronxrings]

kobe stans have already given up.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Mr. Jabbar]

the way kobe took lebron to school in that first quarter, some1 gif that footwork on lestiff :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Fudge]

It's too early for damage control :oldlol:
:yaohappy:

[JT123]

kobe stans have already given up.

:roll: :roll: :roll:
To be fair their idol isn't exactly known for playing well in crunch time. :lol

[HenryGarfunkle]

It's weird.

Whenever people say Lebron is 2/6 in the finals, lebron stans say that winning is a team accomplishment.

But somehow head to head matches are suddenly individual accomplishments tonight.

Is the NBA playing 1v1 basketball now?
I'm so confused.
http://i68.tinypic.com/sw3iv6.jpg

Still weird, ugly?

:oldlol:

Murks him in every category.

[Eye Test]

the way kobe took lebron to school in that first quarter, some1 gif that footwork on lestiff :roll: :roll: :roll:

we need that gif bro :lol :lol

[JZ600]

http://i68.tinypic.com/sw3iv6.jpg

Still weird, ugly?

:oldlol:

Murks him in every category.
Lebron beats 12be in every category except free throw percentage?

Good lord

[Genaro]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FSzSiKUoozg/UTF4qqwLPdI/AAAAAAAAAZw/nn6CiC6MPAoGAsFUxI7nKbg2P-XEYJ2owCCo/s447-Ic42/kobereturns_medium.gif

[SouBeachTalents]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FSzSiKUoozg/UTF4qqwLPdI/AAAAAAAAAZw/nn6CiC6MPAoGAsFUxI7nKbg2P-XEYJ2owCCo/s447-Ic42/kobereturns_medium.gif

Do people realize this was a meaningless exhibition game?

[stalkerforlife]

Kobe owns Bran 1 on 1.

Always has.

And still does in his 20th season.

[RoseCity07]

This means the world to Laker fans. They are like parents hoping their baby doesn't crash on his first try without training wheels.

Kobe scores the first basket and it's 2-0.

Laker fans: "It's over, Kobe won, Kobrick can go 0-30 from now on he showed Lebron how it's done."

It's pathetic.:oldlol:

You want the game to end right this second because you know Lebron will insert his dong into the butthole of the chance Kobe has of winning this match up.

[red1]

Don't even compare them. Anyone with an IQ that isn't in the single digits can tell you who the superior player is.

[Collie]

Someone needs to make an updated pauk meltdown.


You know how an old and dying Lion gathers up all his last strength he has left to do his last desperate attack against the prime Lion that constantly beats him & took over his pride, just to at least annoy him and then go "ha ha ha" and run away to his death with at least one happy thought........? That was Kobe tonight......

That was just sad to watch from Kobe and very surprising, totally uncalled for...... He wasnt even having a good game, but he sure wanted to take that time of the West leading the East even though its a completely useless game to poke & annoy the bear and show his evident feelings towards Lebron humiliating him where it matters (what else could it be?) by trashtalking (not fun or friendly trashtalking) and putting up all his energy (which he would not put up on the court all season) on trying to defend a nonchalant Lebron as hard as he ever could in a nonchalant all-star game......

I mean, he was DEAD serious, Game 7 Finals 1 minute left game tied type of serious.......... with all his might played full-court press while trashtalking, then got a block on him where Lebron did a nonchalant all-star-game type of play/jumper..... then Kobe trashtalked "HE CANT SCORE ON ME!!!".... Lebron still didnt want to get in to this old desperate mans last desperate endeavour....... Lebron then did some drives on Kobe where Kobe got away with what would be called a foul in a normal game (hooking his shooting arm on the drive & pushing)... taking advantage of great all-star game officiating afterall....... and then continued to trashtalk while the game ended.....

If Lebron was any kind of serious of winning this useless game and if Lebron knew what this pathetic old man had in mind in this useless game then he would come out from the start of the game and proceed to obliterate Kobe like he always does.........

Go ahead old man, way to go....... the bad thing about this Kobe is that any type of compassion Lebron had when he would face you is gone.... you are lucky you will never meet Lebron in the playoffs and you better pray that never happens...........

But you are VERY unlucky you will meet a very serious & pissed of Lebron in a regular season game until you retire.......... very unlucky................. cant wait to see their next matchup....

[IllegalD]

Don't even compare them. Anyone with an IQ that isn't in the single digits can tell you who the superior player is.

Yeah, the guy with the winning finals record that didn't jump ship numerous times like a b*tch

[Lebronxrings]

Someone needs to make an updated pauk meltdown.
pauk was right though. :confusedshrug:

Since that brilliant essay, has kobe even beat lebron? :lol

[stalkerforlife]

Yeah, the guy with the winning finals record that didn't jump ship numerous times like a b*tch

No one actually believes Bran is better than Kobe all time.

It's all a gimmick by a generation of trolls.

[Eye Test]

Kobe owns Bran 1 on 1.

Always has.

And still does in his 20th season.

this

[stalkerforlife]

Kobe hit the last nail in the coffin tonight.

Embarrassed the shit out of Bran.

[red1]

Yeah, the guy with the winning finals record that didn't jump ship numerous times like a b*tch
Deep breaths.


In.

And out.

[Lebronxrings]

meltdowns everywhere i go. :banana:

[Kvnzhangyay]

Kobe owns Bran 1 on 1.

Always has.

And still does in his 20th season.

Actually it was the opposite. Kobe got lucky, while Lebron used skill

The proof? Kobe's career average= 43%. Lebron's ~50%. Thus, Lebron did his average, which by definition is from skill b/c thats how his average is defined (regression to the mean as defined by his skill)

Kobe shot more than his career %, meaning it was luck

[Eye Test]

lestiff with the worst +/- of the cavs starters :roll:

[ImKobe]

prime lebron vs 37 yr old Kobe

24/5/7/0/2 3 TO 9-18 1-4 3PT 35 min

26/5/2/1/1 0 TO 11-16 3-4 3PT 32 min

[Smoke117]

Your trolling is just yawn inducing now...time for a new schtick?

[stalkerforlife]

Actually it was the opposite. Kobe got lucky, while Lebron used skill

The proof? Kobe's career average= 43%. Lebron's ~50%. Thus, Lebron did his average, which by definition is from skill b/c thats how his average is defined (regression to the mean as defined by his skill)

Kobe shot more than his career %, meaning it was luck

You don't know what you're talking about.

The 1 on 1 stats prove Kobe owns Bran. If you haven't seen them by now, you've been stuck under a rock.

No BS...1 on 1...no picks...no bailouts...Kobe owns Bran.

[Kvnzhangyay]

You don't know what you're talking about.

The 1 on 1 stats prove Kobe owns Bran. If you haven't seen them by now, you've been stuck under a rock.

No BS...1 on 1...no picks...no bailouts...Kobe owns Bran.

The 1 on 1 stats: Career shooting % defines skill

Kobe shot higher than career shooting %, so it was luck. That's the definition of luck, as if it wasn't luck then his career shooting % would be what he shot today

[Eye Test]

oldbe absolutely SHAT on prime lebronze. plus 0 turnovers with lestiff on him. kobe led his team, while lebron rode fryes coattails :roll:

[navy]

prime lebron vs 37 yr old Kobe

Lebron W

Kobe L
Only stat that matters

[Mr. Jabbar]

oldbe absolutely SHAT on prime lebronze. plus 0 turnovers with lestiff on him. kobe led his team, while lebron rode fryes coattails :roll:

:lol :lol :lol :lol

it was a thing of beauty watching that domination at his age. lebrons 1 on 1 is worthless, no wonder he colludes every other year :roll:

[red1]

Only stat that matters
Let's not forget 16 and 6 :D

[ImKobe]

Only stat that matters

Lakers are a lottery team that wants to keep their pick

cavs are a team desperate to get on Warriors' level, the same team Lakers just beat with ease

this was about Kobe going up against Lebron, he outplayed him.

[stalkerforlife]

Now wins and team achievements matter to the Branvestites. :lol

5 > 2. IT'S A WRAP.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Now wins and team achievements matter to the Branvestites. :lol

5 > 2. IT'S A WRAP.

5-47, lets wrap that one too :lol

[stalkerforlife]

5-47, lets wrap that one too :lol

We

WIN

AGAIN!

[navy]

Lakers L, Cavs W
Agreed.

[IllegalD]

Let's not forget 16 and 6 :D

It's not surprising that as a Craptors fan you put so much value on regular season wins. :lol

[Eye Test]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho

[Mr. Jabbar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho

:lol :lol :lol

[SugarHill]

Jabbar, why are you replying to yourself? Did you give your account or are you really just replying to yourself my man?

[navy]

Jabbar, why are you replying to yourself? Did you give your account or are you really just replying to yourself my man?
Jabbar has lowkey been washed up since Kobes Achilles injury. Dude use to be one of the best trolls on here. Now he cant even stick up for himself vs the Lebron family.:facepalm

[Mr. Jabbar]

salthill SHOOK :lol

https://i.imgsafe.org/aeb46d8.png

[Ranked 12th]

LeBron Family owned this thread


I didn't even need to get involved myself :sleeping

[Mr. Jabbar]

LeBron Family owned this thread


I didn't even need to get involved myself :sleeping

simon with the worst +/- of the bran fam

[stalkerforlife]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho

:rockon: :rockon:

[stalkerforlife]

Epic song for the Kobe/Curry family. Great job.

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Epic song for the Kobe/Curry family. Great job.

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

:cheers: :rockon:

that eye test guy has been delivering somw huge wins for the fam lately :bowdown:

[Cold soul]

Kobe outplayed Lebron tonight but Cavs won so...