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stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBKu2FvKqM&feature=youtu.be

Nothing else matters.

Im Still Ballin
03-11-2016, 03:04 AM
Budadiii will take your baby

IllegalD
03-11-2016, 03:04 AM
Excellent analysis. You should consider a career as sports anchor.:cheers:

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 03:05 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

i fkn love stalker :lol :lol

bigkingsfan
03-11-2016, 03:07 AM
Nsfw

Ranked 12th
03-11-2016, 03:08 AM
Did your parents try and get an abortion?

Would explain the scars on your face.

Cocaine80s
03-11-2016, 03:09 AM
Did your parents try and get an abortion?

Would explain the scars on your face.
Dude is so ugly he turns his camera into a potato

Spaulding
03-11-2016, 03:09 AM
:(

JohnMax
03-11-2016, 03:12 AM
http://picosong.com/APTS/

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:14 AM
http://picosong.com/APTS/

I don't know why you do this, but thank you. :lol

nba_55
03-11-2016, 03:15 AM
Dude, what the **** was that? :biggums:

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:17 AM
Dude, what the **** was that? :biggums:

Kobe Bean Bryant.

2nd best behind Jordan.

People with a high basketball IQ know it.

All I know is basketball. I am unbiased.

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 03:20 AM
op operates on an eye-test level. tiers above your average lebron stan. part of the basketball Illuminati to put it in a colloquial way.

nba_55
03-11-2016, 03:20 AM
Kobe Bean Bryant.

2nd best behind Jordan.

People with a high basketball IQ know it.

All I know is basketball. I am unbiased.

i'm not talking about that. The singing was weird as ****, and you were almost crying at the end.

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:21 AM
i'm not talking about that. The singing was weird as ****, and you were almost crying at the end.

Kobe's greatness brings me to tears.

nba_55
03-11-2016, 03:22 AM
Kobe's greatness brings me to tears.
:biggums:
I thought you guys were trolling for fun...

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:24 AM
:biggums:
I thought you guys were trolling for fun...

I'm not a troll.

Kobe is my family.

My blood family deserted me.

Kobe's always given me a reason to live.

Now Curry is my family, too.

nba_55
03-11-2016, 03:24 AM
I'm not a troll.

Kobe is my family.

My blood family deserted me.

Kobe's always given me a reason to live.

Now Curry is my family, too.
I'm out.

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 03:25 AM
I'm not a troll.

Kobe is my family.

My blood family deserted me.

Kobe's always given me a reason to live.

Now Curry is my family, too.

what an alpha. if there is anyone worthy of the kobe/curry family thats you bro :rockon:

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:28 AM
what an alpha. if there is anyone worthy of the kobe/curry family thats you bro :rockon:

:rockon:

Thanks, bro. I consider you and warriorfan my real family/friends. You two are the best posters on this site.

Thanks for the laughs, support, tears, blood, sweat, and the whole nine yards.

Looking forward to 2/7 and 2/2.

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 03:29 AM
:rockon:

Thanks, bro. I consider you and warriorfan my real family/friends. You two are the best posters on this site.

Thanks for the laughs, support, tears, blood, sweat, and the whole nine yards.

Looking forward to 2/7 and 2/2.

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

KNOW1EDGE
03-11-2016, 03:32 AM
Stalker slowly making a case for most entertaining poster

You are a brave man for putting that video on the internet for the world to see. Hopefully you don't plan on ever being successful at anything, all these videos may be detrimental to your cause

Mike smith
03-11-2016, 03:40 AM
:rockon:

Thanks, bro. I consider you and warriorfan my real family/friends. You two are the best posters on this site.

Thanks for the laughs, support, tears, blood, sweat, and the whole nine yards.

Looking forward to 2/7 and 2/2.
You guys are the biggest losers ever. Get off the internet stop criticizing pro athlete like Lebron because you for sure wish you were him, instead of yourself you need help buddy.

!@#$%Vectors!@#
03-11-2016, 03:40 AM
:biggums: What did I just watch?

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 03:43 AM
Stalker slowly making a case for most entertaining poster

You are a brave man for putting that video on the internet for the world to see. Hopefully you don't plan on ever being successful at anything, all these videos may be detrimental to your cause

I'm 33 and i've never been successful yet. Don't think it's in the cards for me. :cheers:

AirBonner
03-11-2016, 03:47 AM
I'm 33 and i've never been successful yet. Don't think it's in the cards for me. :cheers:
honestBE :lol

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 03:48 AM
Stalker slowly making a case for most entertaining poster

You are a brave man for putting that video on the internet for the world to see. Hopefully you don't plan on ever being successful at anything, all these videos may be detrimental to your cause

i alrdy consider stalker successful

SpaceJam
03-11-2016, 05:12 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

HOoopCityJones
03-11-2016, 05:49 AM
i'm not talking about that. The singing was weird as ****, and you were almost crying at the end.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

knicksman
03-11-2016, 05:59 AM
My lord.

We are not worthy

:bowdown: :bowdown:

coin24
03-11-2016, 06:02 AM
What an amazing video:applause: :applause:

I love your analysis, spot on. Next time you should play the "how great is our gawd Kobe Bryant" video in the background. (The best video ever on YouTube)

Prime_Shaq
03-11-2016, 06:32 AM
Dude, seek help.

warriorfan
03-11-2016, 06:40 AM
op owns the lebron families soul

Nilocon165
03-11-2016, 08:55 AM
This gave me AIDS

You Cant Ban Me
03-11-2016, 09:11 AM
http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2014/12/z0OGWzFjeeAg.jpg

f0und
03-11-2016, 10:31 AM
:facepalm

this makes me embarrassed that i know your internet persona.

feyki
03-11-2016, 10:39 AM
Ahahaha nice vid :D .

retaxis
03-11-2016, 11:22 AM
Man this guy like forgot his meds again man. Looks like he gonna steal some kid off his bike and donnow whether he should steal the bike or the kid.:lol

AirBonner
03-11-2016, 12:37 PM
i alrdy consider stalker successful
Anything higher then fryolator operator is successful to you.

InsanityKills
03-11-2016, 12:47 PM
Anything higher then fryolator operator is successful to you.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

While you're at McJabbar, get me some fries.

HoopologyPhD
03-11-2016, 12:48 PM
Dude, seek help.

This.

tomtucker
03-11-2016, 12:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBKu2FvKqM&feature=youtu.be

Nothing else matters.
Morty Shoahstein https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Mu67OGax2kU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/pib5va0fodg/s100-c-k-no/photo.jpg


has to be a ish member, but whom

sd3035
03-11-2016, 12:55 PM
Not only expert analysis, but world class singing. This video has it all :bowdown: :bowdown:

zeerghit
03-11-2016, 01:40 PM
weird stuff, smth is wrong with you, u are f*cking grown man, wtf u doing with ur life? its pathetic

King1991nba
03-11-2016, 02:06 PM
https://streamable.com/2bn2

WHAT A TIME :bowdown:

TheImmortal
03-11-2016, 02:30 PM
Kobe >>>>>>> LePick&Roll and it ain't even close

PickernRoller
03-11-2016, 02:33 PM
Not a bad analysis.

LeFemale fans will try to trash OP to dissuade from the fact that Kobe did indeed have a dominating performance, than Kobe did indeed stick it up Lebron's anus in the post and that the difference maker in the game wasn't the individual contributions of Kobe or Lebron but of Kyre Irving and Lebron's all-star cast.

5>2.

AlphaWolf24
03-11-2016, 03:05 PM
Stalker My Dude!.....amazing.....best thing on the internet

You are the Face of ISH.....

tomtucker
03-11-2016, 03:12 PM
20 years from now, how they will be remembered:

Kobe : A Legend
Lebron : A straight up **********

tomtucker
03-11-2016, 03:13 PM
Stalker My Dude!.....amazing.....best thing on the internet

You are the Face of ISH.....

And what a face it is !.........you just wanna *** all over it......:party:

Ranked 12th
03-11-2016, 03:16 PM
20 years from now, how they will be remembered:

Kobe : A Legend
Lebron : A straight up **********


2 years from the decision 2.0 and cHeat stans are still salty :roll:

InsanityKills
03-11-2016, 03:18 PM
I think OP just broke the Loser Scale. :eek:

Bosnian Sajo
03-11-2016, 04:25 PM
Kobe so real, Kobe so...real....so alpha



What a way to end a beautiful video, your singing is top class, stalk. I guarantee if Kobe sees this video he will give you courtside seats to the final hurrah vs Utah.

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 04:27 PM
Thanks for the support and hate, guys. Both inspire me and Kobe.

Sorry I got choked up and couldn't speak properly at times, it was a very emotional moment for me. Kobe has given me a reason to look forward to something for a long time, but now that's over. Curry is now that guy for me.

As you all know, i'm a self-admitted loser and that is real talk. I have screwed myself over in life more times than I could ever count. But...

Kobe gave me a reason to keep breathing.

Praise Jesus, our Lord and savior.

Bosnian Sajo
03-11-2016, 04:36 PM
Not gonna lie, when I remember there are only 17 games left I too get teary eyed. How can you not? ****ing grew up watching and rooting for this dude, I never thought the day would come when he would actually retire. I remember watching the 09 finals thinking man, he is already in his 30's, I can't imagine how it's gonna be like when it is time for him to walk away.


I thought Kobe was going to own the alltime career scoring record when it was all said and done, but those ****ING injuries...and the nixed CP3 trade.


Know that if that trade were to have gone through, Kobe wouldn't even be thinking about retirement right now. Nor would he have the injury problems, he wouldn't have had to carry the team like he did when Dwight was here. But the league insisted that Eric Gordon was better than Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom (before he was mentally fkced), Scola, and Goran "$90m" Dragic. David Stern ruined Kobe's last few years, and we will never forget.

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 04:42 PM
Not gonna lie, when I remember there are only 17 games left I too get teary eyed. How can you not? ****ing grew up watching and rooting for this dude, I never thought the day would come when he would actually retire. I remember watching the 09 finals thinking man, he is already in his 30's, I can't imagine how it's gonna be like when it is time for him to walk away.


I thought Kobe was going to own the alltime career scoring record when it was all said and done, but those ****ING injuries...and the nixed CP3 trade.


Know that if that trade were to have gone through, Kobe wouldn't even be thinking about retirement right now. Nor would he have the injury problems, he wouldn't have had to carry the team like he did when Dwight was here. But the league insisted that Eric Gordon was better than Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom (before he was mentally fkced), Scola, and Goran "$90m" Dragic. David Stern ruined Kobe's last few years, and we will never forget.

David Stern ended Kobe's career. David Stern propelled Bran's career. Yet Kobe still came out better.

Fact is, as you stated, Kobe ended his career carrying Dwight the scrub and Pau the softie. I love Pau, but he checked out emotionally and mentally due to outside circumstances.

Paul is too head strong to ever check out and he would've had Kobe's back all the way. But Stern hated Kobe and adored Bran.

King1991nba
03-11-2016, 05:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_U776PRCC0

VS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF6J1afUzjQ

WTFdidNBAbigsGO
03-11-2016, 06:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBKu2FvKqM&feature=youtu.be

Nothing else matters.

holy shit you are ugly af, look like a pervert. hope this is a troll attempt cause you coming off as a rapist

Mr. Jabbar
03-11-2016, 06:05 PM
my fav quote:

"One on one, mano a mano, Kobe. Owns. Your SOUL."

Stalker is a fvcking LEGEND :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

stalkerforlife
03-11-2016, 06:38 PM
my fav quote:

"One on one, mano a mano, Kobe. Owns. Your SOUL."

Stalker is a fvcking LEGEND :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

:cheers:

Unscripted...from the heart...real like Kobe.