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G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 05:49 PM
Nothing but elite conditioning, hardcore strength training and intense warm-ups.:applause:

It's clear which players have devoted the dedication year in year out

No glass ankles, crusty knees, jello shoulders or twig achilles. :rolleyes:

No players missing half/full seasons every year - every other year :no:

Top 10 players stay in the game injury free, deal with it. :rockon: :bowdown:

NZStreetBaller
03-16-2016, 05:52 PM
True. especially throughout your prime. Staying healthy is huge. No matter how good you are if u aint on the court u aint sht.

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 06:00 PM
You also can't lose in the 1st round IMO

G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 06:13 PM
You also can't lose in the 1st round IMO

True true


tangent off topic, what other underlined criteria does it take/not take to be in the top 10?

Missing playoffs? Sub par shooting %? Poor team success without a HOF #1 option?

InsanityKills
03-16-2016, 06:23 PM
Nothing but elite conditioning, hardcore strength training and intense warm-ups.:applause:

It's clear which players have devoted the dedication year in year out

No glass ankles, crusty knees, jello shoulders or twig achilles. :rolleyes:

No players missing half/full seasons every year - every other year :no:

Top 10 players stay in the game injury free, deal with it. :rockon: :bowdown:
Wow, I never thought about this. Under these circumstances I think 12be drops at least 5 spots in the all-time rankings. 12be stans prop him up for 20 years longevity in the NBA which really is like 15(not impressive) with all the injuries taken into account.

Thanks OP for the insightful knowledge.:applause:

CAstill
03-16-2016, 06:26 PM
True true


tangent off topic, what other underlined criteria does it take/not take to be in the top 10?

Missing playoffs? Sub par shooting %? Poor team success without a HOF #1 option?


Definitely can't collude to win titles. That's the biggest criteria.

hold this L
03-16-2016, 06:29 PM
True true


tangent off topic, what other underlined criteria does it take/not take to be in the top 10?

Missing playoffs? Sub par shooting %? Poor team success without a HOF #1 option?
So no Lebron? :pimp:

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 06:31 PM
Definitely can't collude to win titles. That's the biggest criteria.

Also can't have a sub .500 Finals record.

G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 06:33 PM
What are twelveBe fans doing in a top 10 thread:lol

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 06:35 PM
What are twelveBe fans doing in a top 10 thread:lol
:lol :lol :roll:

Cocaine80s
03-16-2016, 06:36 PM
Simon REKT once again within the first 2 posts.

Just another day for the resident f*ggot of ISH.

In b4 meltdown and other gay deflections by multiple alts. :pimp:

Simon fam stay losing in life and holding infinite Ls. :hammertime:

:lol :lol :yaohappy:
Wow, such an obvious alt

Kill yourself

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 06:46 PM
Wow, such an obvious alt

Kill yourself

N*gger, you average 11+ posts per DAY on this account ONLY.

f*ck outta here talking about alts. :roll:

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 06:47 PM
N*gger, you average 11+ posts per DAY on this account ONLY.

f*ck outta here talking about alts. :roll:

reported for racism :no:

Cocaine80s
03-16-2016, 06:49 PM
N*gger, you average 11+ posts per DAY on this account ONLY.

f*ck outta here talking about alts. :roll:
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:

CAstill
03-16-2016, 06:56 PM
Wow, I never thought about this. Under these circumstances I think 12be drops at least 5 spots in the all-time rankings. 12be stans prop him up for 20 years longevity in the NBA which really is like 15(not impressive) with all the injuries taken into account.

Thanks OP for the insightful knowledge.:applause:


12be????? You take espn as gospel? Talk about lack of brain power and being a follower.

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 07:02 PM
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:


Enlighten me, what are my other alts?:confusedshrug:

InsanityKills
03-16-2016, 07:03 PM
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 07:04 PM
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:

:roll:

G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 07:09 PM
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:
:oldlol: kid has no life, just alts alts alts

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 07:12 PM
:oldlol: kid has no life, just alts alts alts

Says the guy that just responded to himself 3 times. :lol

Have you become so delusional now that you're projecting you're own loser tendencies onto other people?

:biggums:

Now wonder you got bullied in school :yaohappy: :hammertime:

ballinhun8
03-16-2016, 07:12 PM
Last three "posters" other than. Illegald laughing about alts





The irony :oldlol:

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 07:14 PM
Last three "posters" other than. Illegald laughing about alts





The irony :oldlol:


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=401504

:lol :oldlol: :roll: :yaohappy:

G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 07:15 PM
IllegalD posting on his ballinhun8 account now:lol

No life

HOoopCityJones
03-16-2016, 07:16 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=401504

:lol :oldlol: :roll: :yaohappy:


Nah bro, this shit is sad. Someone send that man help.

InsanityKills
03-16-2016, 07:17 PM
IllegalD posting on his ballinhun8 account now:lol

No life
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Nash
03-16-2016, 07:19 PM
yeah, as if kobes problem for not being top 10 is injuries.

Cocaine80s
03-16-2016, 07:19 PM
Says the guy that just responded to himself 3 times. :lol

Have you become so delusional now that you're projecting you're own loser tendencies onto other people?

:biggums:

Now wonder you got bullied in school :yaohappy: :hammertime:
Stfu nerd

Simon fam bullies you daily just like your high school life :roll:

Cocaine80s
03-16-2016, 07:19 PM
IllegalD posting on his ballinhun8 account now:lol

No life
:roll:

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 07:27 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

G.U.S.
03-16-2016, 07:41 PM
Welp, chalk up another W for the Simon Fam

We

Stay

Winning


:djparty

HenryGarfunkle
03-16-2016, 07:51 PM
You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Inferno
03-16-2016, 07:59 PM
These nerds dedicate their lives to obsessing over Kobe on the internet :oldlol:

Showtime2001
03-16-2016, 08:06 PM
You also can't lose in the 1st round IMO
Wait? Can't lose in the 1st round?

So right off the bat Jordan and Shaq are out of the top 10?

:facepalm

Ranked 12th
03-16-2016, 08:08 PM
Wait? Can't lose in the 1st round?

So right off the bat Jordan and Shaq are out of the top 10?

:facepalm

u mad bruh?

IllegalD
03-16-2016, 08:16 PM
Simon's sad life in numbers:

Simon Fam Alts:

Fudge - 22,846 posts (7 posts per day)

russwest0 - 13,846 posts (13 posts per day)

Budadiiii - 13,067 posts (10 posts per day)

Dubeta - 9,793 posts (14 posts per day)

Cocaine80s - 8,664 posts (11 posts per day)

JT123 - 6,731 posts (9 posts per day)

HarryCallahan - 5,620 posts (4 posts per day)

Kiiiing - 2,041 posts (5 posts per day)

Tony Montana - 1,728 posts (2 posts per day)

Gus Hemingway - 1,589 posts (12 posts per day)

HenryGarfunkel - 1,580 posts (2 posts per day)

Vaniiiia - 875 posts (4 posts per day)

InsanityKills - 565 posts

Stu Jackson - 426 posts (1 post per day)

Ranked12th - 383 posts (10 posts per day)

Stempel, HERB - 379 posts

G.U.S. - 213 posts (7 posts per day)


Final tally: 90,355 TOTAL POSTS
(111 posts per day) *UPDATED FOR ACCURACY


:eek:


:roll:

I know you'll try to deflect this with your usual "rent free" "Simon fam stay winning" "Im not an alt, Im a brand new poster".

But I know when you read those numbers you will feel a deep sadness within yourself while the rest of us laugh and feel sorry for your pathetic life.

:lol :yaohappy: :hammertime:


(and I'm sure I'm missing some additional alts that will only make the final tally even sadder, but I decided to show some mercy on your poor soul)

Showtime2001
03-16-2016, 08:17 PM
u mad bruh?
Go make another alt fakkit.

IllegalD
03-17-2016, 01:12 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/1zbgxf6.jpg

Cocaine80s
03-17-2016, 01:13 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/1zbgxf6.jpg
You spent your entire day obsessed with Simon

How does that feel little boy

IllegalD
03-17-2016, 01:14 AM
You spent your entire day obsessed with Simon

How does that feel little boy

Feels great knowing I was never like him at his age. :cheers:

You spent your entire day melting down and responding to yourself. :yaohappy:

Cocaine80s
03-17-2016, 01:15 AM
Feels great knowing I was never like him at his age. :cheers:

You spent your entire day melting down and responding to yourself. :yaohappy:
Melt. Down.


You made over 100 posts today not including your other alts either :roll:

IllegalD
03-17-2016, 01:17 AM
Melt. Down.


You made over 100 posts today not including your other alts either :roll:


Still less than what you AVERAGE on a daily basis.

:lol

Cocaine80s
03-17-2016, 01:18 AM
Still less than what you AVERAGE on a daily basis.

:lol
Another one.


Its time for your bed time son

IllegalD
03-17-2016, 01:21 AM
Another one.


Its time for your bed time son

Is that what your mom just told you?

I bet you're the type of f*ggot who turns off the lights in his room and then continues posting on ISH in a laptop hiding under a blanket so your mom doesn't come into your room and chews your ass out for disobeying her. :lol

Cocaine80s
03-17-2016, 01:22 AM
Is that what your mom just told you?

I bet you're the type of f*ggot who turns off the lights in his room and then continues posting on ISH in a laptop hiding under a blanket so your mom doesn't come into your room and chews your ass out for disobeying her. :lol
This is very detailed, probably because you are doing it right now


:roll: :roll: :roll:

IllegalD
03-17-2016, 01:24 AM
This is very detailed, probably because you are doing it right now


:roll: :roll: :roll:


My comment must've hit close to home for you. :roll:

NZStreetBaller
03-17-2016, 01:26 AM
These simon alt loaded threads are worse then the repititive 3ball threads

JT123
03-17-2016, 02:19 AM
This is very detailed, probably because you are doing it right now


:roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol :lol :lol

HenryGarfunkle
03-17-2016, 02:21 AM
These simon alt loaded threads are worse then the repititive 3ball threads
Except there aren't any alts, it's all in your fruity little imagination. :lol

ballinhun8
03-17-2016, 03:42 AM
Damn Simon's, just give up already.


It's not fun when everyone knows