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Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 12:36 AM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

Nick Young
03-31-2016, 12:38 AM
they never ****ing left:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Cena is a fashion icon

Akrazotile
03-31-2016, 12:41 AM
Can't think of any good reasons why they shouldn't be.

CelticBaller
03-31-2016, 12:42 AM
oh god no

Solidape
03-31-2016, 12:43 AM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

What's the big deal with hipsters hating on Jorts.....what exactly is so bad about Jorts? Planning on rocking them yet again.

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 12:44 AM
Jorts + NFL jersey/NHL jersey = Beast mode

Nick Young
03-31-2016, 12:50 AM
What's the big deal with hipsters hating on Jorts.....what exactly is so bad about Jorts? Planning on rocking them yet again.
The kids who used to beat up hipsters in middle school and high school wore jorts.

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 12:53 AM
personally i'm more of a jort jorts type of guy. Above the knee, but no higher than mid thigh.

Cocaine80s
03-31-2016, 03:43 AM
personally i'm more of a jort jorts type of guy. Above the knee, but no higher than mid thigh.
This, long baggy jorts look so trashy

LJJ
03-31-2016, 04:47 AM
Jorts never went out of style, fool. Classic American haute couture.

http://s24.postimg.org/l43rpkffp/Wfbny_TH.png

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 05:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isB89yyzH10

TYCRO
03-31-2016, 09:04 AM
lol no.

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 09:11 AM
lol no.
Skinny jeans wearer detected

Take Your Lumps
03-31-2016, 09:22 AM
personally i'm more of a jort jorts type of guy. Above the knee, but no higher than mid thigh.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduX6argvPA0ToDC/giphy.gif

TYCRO
03-31-2016, 09:48 AM
Skinny jeans wearer detected
Correct. There are only 2 types of people in this world: Skinny jean wearers and jort wearers. There are no other options.

CP3PO
03-31-2016, 10:44 AM
Yes, but only short shorts. Baggy jorts are out.

CP3PO
03-31-2016, 10:44 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduX6argvPA0ToDC/giphy.gif
Yes, like that.

CelticBaller
03-31-2016, 10:47 AM
White people stay losing

Patrick Chewing
03-31-2016, 10:50 AM
Cargo shorts are the way to go.

CP3PO
03-31-2016, 10:57 AM
White people stay losing
Whites can pull of baggy or short jorts. Black people can only pull off baggy.

warriorfan
03-31-2016, 11:03 AM
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hateraid
03-31-2016, 11:09 AM
Are these consider jorts? I wear these every summer

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LgpHIXXXXXXeXpXXq6xXFXXXO/Vintage-retro-jean-pants-water-wash-men-Cargo-denim-casual-slim-capris-men-s-jeans-blue.jpg

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 11:24 AM
Are these consider jorts? I wear these every summer

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LgpHIXXXXXXeXpXXq6xXFXXXO/Vintage-retro-jean-pants-water-wash-men-Cargo-denim-casual-slim-capris-men-s-jeans-blue.jpg
Not quite jeans, but not quite jorts

jearts

Bosnian Sajo
03-31-2016, 12:16 PM
lmfao, hateraid rocks jearts?? :roll:

Im Still Ballin
03-31-2016, 12:20 PM
I'm not surprised

jearts are a total dad style of clothing

I find that the 3 quarter length shorts are a hit among the dad demographic

Lazy sundays

jearts

kids

coffee

sound about right hateraid?

hateraid
03-31-2016, 12:27 PM
lmfao, hateraid rocks jearts?? :roll:

Chicks dig em!

hateraid
03-31-2016, 12:28 PM
I'm not surprised

jearts are a total dad style of clothing

I find that the 3 quarter length shorts are a hit among the dad demographic

Lazy sundays

jearts

kids

coffee

sound about right hateraid?

Yup! Don't forget the walk along the pier with some ice cream! Holding hands with the wife in a summer dress

TYCRO
03-31-2016, 12:39 PM
Are these consider jorts? I wear these every summer

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LgpHIXXXXXXeXpXXq6xXFXXXO/Vintage-retro-jean-pants-water-wash-men-Cargo-denim-casual-slim-capris-men-s-jeans-blue.jpg
Complete with the toilet seat design?

hateraid
03-31-2016, 12:45 PM
Complete with the toilet seat design?

Only one pair!

At least I'm not one of those Filipino dads who always wear basketball shorts and flip flops!

LJJ
03-31-2016, 12:51 PM
Chicks dig em!

Women certainly do love capri pants.

Wearing them... after menopause.

hateraid
03-31-2016, 12:52 PM
Women certainly do love capri pants.

Wearing them... after menopause.

:oldlol: Ouch!

Bosnian Sajo
03-31-2016, 03:12 PM
Women certainly do love capri pants.

Wearing them... after menopause.


Who said anything about capri pants? :confusedshrug:

imdaman99
03-31-2016, 03:17 PM
Now with the warm weather coming, time to get out my capri pants :banana:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81QKFtj4qYL._UX522_.jpg

hateraid
03-31-2016, 03:18 PM
Who said anything about capri pants? :confusedshrug:

That's what they're called

hateraid
03-31-2016, 03:19 PM
Now with the warm weather coming, time to get out my capri pants :banana:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81QKFtj4qYL._UX522_.jpg

:cheers:
Can't nobody fack with the style! Must be our east coast sense of fashion

JohnnySic
03-31-2016, 03:20 PM
What a scrub look.

9erempiree
03-31-2016, 03:21 PM
Now with the warm weather coming, time to get out my capri pants :banana:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81QKFtj4qYL._UX522_.jpg

Gay.:facepalm

9erempiree
03-31-2016, 03:22 PM
Jean shorts are never out of style.

Be proud to rock them and don't let hipsters try to make fun of you for wearing it.

Why the jorts shaming?

Bosnian Sajo
03-31-2016, 03:26 PM
That's what they're called


Weird. I've always called them Jearts, and I know a guy who works at sears, so I'd know.

TYCRO
03-31-2016, 03:37 PM
Jean shorts are never out of style.

Be proud to rock them and don't let hipsters try to make fun of you for wearing it.
Why the jorts shaming?
Hipsters wear jorts more than anybody these days :confusedshrug:

hateraid
03-31-2016, 03:54 PM
Weird. I've always called them Jearts, and I know a guy who works at sears, so I'd know.

The fashion Mecca! :lol
I've called them capri. Even from when I worked at Guess Jeans in my early years. This is actually the first time I've heard jearts or jorts. I must be old :facepalm

TYCRO
03-31-2016, 11:00 PM
I think of capris as ending under the calf or at least mid-calf. Those are just below the knee.

hateraid
03-31-2016, 11:10 PM
I think of capris as ending under the calf or at least mid-calf. Those are just below the knee.

They can be just past the knee. Capris just got to be more tapered to be form fitting

Le Shaqtus
04-01-2016, 09:33 AM
Oh God.. I hope not.

I remember my jorts phase.. Never again.

JohnnySic
04-01-2016, 10:09 AM
When shorts weather comes around, I'd rather not wear jeans. Jeans are a cool/cold weather thing. Khaki shorts ftw.

That's, plus jorts are white-trashy. Might as well wear a stained wife beater while you're at it. Not a good look.

TYCRO
04-01-2016, 10:13 AM
I haven't worn jorts since the late 90s. I even had white jorts. :lol

Im Still Ballin
03-14-2021, 03:42 PM
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