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Fudge
04-07-2016, 04:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKAEKYBIGdA

gigantes
04-07-2016, 08:50 AM
just another day at Kruger?



me? i would have wanted to go out with my mates...

http://i.imgur.com/UQGOvyL.gif

SpaceJam
04-07-2016, 09:05 AM
Crocs are such BEASTS

Who was the dude doing daily animal features, I think it was my nikka ImStillBallin, give us a croc thread

fiddy
04-07-2016, 09:07 AM
Call in an airstrike or a chopper.

Orlando Magic
04-07-2016, 09:59 AM
I'd rather drown than be ripped apart alive by the dogs.

Draz
04-07-2016, 10:34 AM
Wonder why the croc waited so dam long, also wonder why the hog was drinking water still inches away

iamgine
04-07-2016, 10:52 AM
Wonder why the croc waited so dam long, also wonder why the hog was drinking water still inches away
He waitin if one or two of the wolves would be stupid enough to join the party near the water. Then he decided aw man these are smart wolves and im hungry.

Overdrive
04-07-2016, 10:55 AM
Would have taken my chance on land. No chance against a crocodile in its medium, but on land I might have chance if I run.

Long Duck Dong
04-07-2016, 11:34 AM
Would have taken my chance on land. No chance against a crocodile in its medium, but on land I might have chance if I run.

The croc might not have been hungry. The warthog had very little chance against the dogs. The Wild Dogs have an 80% kill ratio in much less ideal circumstances normally. They are the fastest dogs on earth, equal to the greyhound but with better lateral movement. There is a reason mother nature has plagued these dogs with disease, of Africa's 5 terrestrial mega predators, they are the only canid, and by far the most successful hunters compared to the other 4, inferior hunters, in the cat family.

tomtucker
04-07-2016, 12:02 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims

fiddy
04-07-2016, 12:06 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims
:roll:

Long Duck Dong
04-07-2016, 12:13 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims

So do lions.

Fudge
04-07-2016, 12:27 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims
:lebronamazed:

Savage.

Im Still Ballin
04-07-2016, 12:27 PM
:lebronamazed:

Savage.
U used 2 call me on my..

senelcoolidge
04-07-2016, 12:48 PM
Death was imminent, but I would have made a dash along the water. Once I felt the dogs pounce and pile on me I'd take them into the water. The croc still gets his meal...maybe even wounds one of the dogs. Go with a fight.

imdaman99
04-07-2016, 12:59 PM
I would have called my buddy Simba to bail my ass out. It's the only way. Timon wouldn't have been any help.

Draz
04-07-2016, 01:29 PM
He waitin if one or two of the wolves would be stupid enough to join the party near the water. Then he decided aw man these are smart wolves and im hungry.
Oh dam. But he could snatch more than one prey at the same go? I'd figure only one while the others deflect lol

LBJ 23
04-07-2016, 01:55 PM
Dogs looking like :wtf: happened at the end :roll:

riseagainst
04-07-2016, 02:26 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims


:lol
:roll:

SpaceJam
04-07-2016, 02:47 PM
wild dogs and hyenas....hate those animals ........ ugly, hunting in packs, they are the animal kingdom's version of muslims

:roll: :roll:

Godzuki
04-07-2016, 03:27 PM
damn what a tough predicament :coleman:

anyways i'd charge the dogs. u have zero chance against the croc. those dogs looked real frail and the hog's tusks looked like he could fukk shit up with them. if he killed like 2-3 the rest would probably run.

crazy how that croc took his time when he could've gotten him way sooner. dogs are probably pissed and super hungry now :pimp:

SexSymbol
04-07-2016, 06:04 PM
I'd take on the dogs.
I'm double the size of any of the dogs, so i'm likely to stomp at least two in my first attack, then take a few hits and take at least two more.
At best I'm taking the last one with me to meet the croc if I see that my wounds are fatal.
You just can't go down like a bitch in this situation, take the beating, strive for a chance at freedom at whatever cost.
JUST DO IT

ROCSteady
04-07-2016, 06:17 PM
This scenario is a perfect visual metaphor for being a moderate in the United States.

Overdrive
04-07-2016, 06:48 PM
The croc might not have been hungry. The warthog had very little chance against the dogs. The Wild Dogs have an 80% kill ratio in much less ideal circumstances normally. They are the fastest dogs on earth, equal to the greyhound but with better lateral movement. There is a reason mother nature has plagued these dogs with disease, of Africa's 5 terrestrial mega predators, they are the only canid, and by far the most successful hunters compared to the other 4, inferior hunters, in the cat family.

I'd take the 20% over the 0. Even if it's not hungry I'd have to leave the waterhole sometime anyway.

bigkingsfan
04-07-2016, 06:49 PM
Take a shit on that gator, I'll go out swinging.

Rocketswin2013
04-08-2016, 12:08 AM
how awful. i cant imagine getting drown slaughtered by an apex predator is any fun...

but ive seen what dogs can do to people defenseless enough. you'd probably bleed out while having flesh torn off all of your body with those dogs...

that was a lot better for the animal tbh.

Lebron23
04-08-2016, 01:05 AM
Wow that was kinda scary and fun at the same time.