Dirk Nowitzki posts a double double on 75% shooting on the road to clinch postseason

[masonanddixon]

berth.

How many other 37 year olds could do this?

On the 2nd night of a back to back, no less.

[Quickening]

That BERTH, THAT GIRTH! :applause:

[masonanddixon]

That BERTH, THAT GIRTH! :applause:

Hell yeah!

[StephHamann]

berth.

How many other 37 year olds could do this?

On the 2nd night of a back to back, no less.

Only players better at age 37:

Jordan
Kareem
Duncan
Karl Malone

top 5 grandpa :applause:

[Uncle Drew]

First round exit.

[masonanddixon]

First round exit.

Your mom's a first round exit.

[masonanddixon]

Only players better at age 37:

Jordan
Kareem
Duncan
Karl Malone

top 5 grandpa :applause:

He's better than Malone and Duncan

[aj1987]

He's better than Malone and Duncan
Duncan - 15/10/3/1/2 with elite defense
Malone - 23/8/5/1/1 with good defense

[Uncle Drew]

Your mom's a first round exit.
First round exit, just like 07. Mad?

[masonanddixon]

Duncan - 15/10/3/1/2 with elite defense
Malone - 23/8/5/1/1 with good defense

So now Malone was a good defender? Are your nostalgia goggles on? Were you even alive when he was playing?

Duncan defense has fallen off noticeably, and Dirk has always been an above average defender.

[IllegalD]

Duncan - 15/10/3/1/2 with elite defense
Malone - 23/8/5/1/1 with good defense


But they're black. That sh*t doesn't fly with OP :no:

[masonanddixon]

First round exit, just like 07. Mad?

Not at all. Your mom and I are a match made in heaven, son.

[Uncle Drew]

Duncan defense has fallen off noticeably
http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM

1. Tim Duncan
163. Dirk Nowitzki

[masonanddixon]

http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM

1. Tim Duncan
163. Dirk Nowitzki

Quoting statistics again, young man? You'll never learn!

[Uncle Drew]

Not at all. Your mom and I are a match made in heaven, son.
Dirk Nowitzki has more first round exits than Tim Duncan has rings, 7-5. :roll:

[Uncle Drew]

Quoting statistics again, young man? You'll never learn!
Defensive rating:

Tim Duncan: 96
Dirk Nowitzki: 106

[Uncle Drew]

Remember when Dirk was never outplayed by other elite players?

Duncan in 01: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2001-nba-western-conference-semifinals-mavericks-vs-spurs.html
Webber in 02: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2002-nba-western-conference-semifinals-mavericks-vs-kings.html
Duncan in 03: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2003-nba-western-conference-finals-mavericks-vs-spurs.html
McGrady in 05: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2005-nba-western-conference-first-round-rockets-vs-mavericks.html
Nash in 05: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2005-nba-western-conference-semifinals-mavericks-vs-suns.html
Duncan in 06: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2006-nba-western-conference-semifinals-mavericks-vs-spurs.html
Wade in 06: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2006-nba-finals-heat-vs-mavericks.html
Davis in 07: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2007-nba-western-conference-first-round-warriors-vs-mavericks.html
Paul in 08: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2008-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-hornets.html
Durant in 12: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2012-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-thunder.html
Ellis in 14: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2014-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-spurs.html (his own teammate lol)
Harden in 15: http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2015-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-rockets.html

[feyki]

Only players better at age 37:

Jordan
Kareem
Duncan
Karl Malone

top 5 grandpa :applause:

Huh?

[aj1987]

So now Malone was a good defender? Are your nostalgia goggles on? Were you even alive when he was playing?

Duncan defense has fallen off noticeably, and Dirk has always been an above average defender.
:roll: :roll:

That delusion though.

[masonanddixon]

Dirk Nowitzki has more first round exits than Tim Duncan has rings, 7-5. :roll:

Hey what happened when the Almighty met Duncan in the first round without Ginobli?

Oh thats right, big gay Timmy had a 4 pt game 4...

[Uncle Drew]

Hey what happened when the Almighty met Duncan in the first round without Ginobli?

Oh thats right, big gay Timmy had a 4 pt game 4...
What happened when the ''Almighty'' won 67 games?

L

[masonanddixon]

What happened when the ''Almighty'' won 67 games?

L
Shit happens, son.

[Uncle Drew]

Shit happens, son.
:yaohappy:

[Gileraracer]

:yaohappy:

Why do you hate that guy that much?

[Uncle Drew]

Why do you hate that guy that much?
Mason? Because he's a fakkit who posts nothing but made up bs.

[masonanddixon]

Why do you hate that guy that much?

It's awesome having a doppelganger following me in every topic. Makes me feel special.

[IllegalD]

Why do you hate that guy that much?

Because he's a racist. :no:

[ArbitraryWater]

we gotta find a way to get Uncle Drew out of this Dirk threads, mayne..

anyway, thats just the GOAT PF and top 15 ATG doin WORK, SON :bowdown:

Lets get the Thunder in the first round. PE-LEASE.

[aj1987]

we gotta find a way to get Uncle Drew out of this Dirk threads, mayne..

anyway, thats just the GOAT PF and top 15 ATG doin WORK, SON :bowdown:

Lets get the Thunder in the first round. PE-LEASE.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Uncle Drew]

we gotta find a way to get Uncle Drew out of this Dirk threads, mayne..

anyway, thats just the GOAT PF and top 15 ATG doin WORK, SON :bowdown:

Lets get the Thunder in the first round. PE-LEASE.
Stay mad, nazi inbred.

[ShawkFactory]

It's awesome having a doppelganger following me in every topic. Makes me feel special.
More like a dangerous stalker. Because he slits your throat in every thread

[AirFederer]

Still relevant at 37 despite poor team and FO :bowdown: :bowdown:

[ArbitraryWater]

Stay mad, nazi inbred.

:biggums:

MAD disrespect.

[masonanddixon]

More like a dangerous stalker. Because he slits your throat in every thread

Nah he just posts the same inane shit all the time. He's a funny kid, though. I like him.

[ShawkFactory]

Nah he just posts the same inane shit all the time. He's a funny kid, though. I like him.
Most people who slit multiple throats use the same knife

[k0kakw0rld]

First round exit, just like 07. Mad?
What happened in 2011 tho? :confusedshrug:

[smoovegittar]

Not shabby for a white man desperate to be Black.

[FKAri]

What a superior human being. That jumper. That mobility. That blonde hair and blue eyes. That ubermensch. :bowdown:

[smoovegittar]

What a superior human being. That jumper. That mobility. That blonde hair and blue eyes. That ubermensch. :bowdown:

Best cross-over in the Weimar Republic. SUPER honky!

[masonanddixon]

What a superior human being. That jumper. That mobility. That blonde hair and blue eyes. That ubermensch. :bowdown:

Thus spoke Dirkules!

[masonanddixon]

Best cross-over in the Weimar Republic. SUPER honky!

Kill yourself, racist.

[AintNoSunshine]

Certainly not Kobe. Dirk>>>Kobe, not as lucky though.

[nashwade]

Mavs getting 8th seed and beating GSW first seed with 73 wins will go down as the best Playoff series in the history of the game and the sweetest revenge

too bad it ain't gonna happen

[moongaze]

Dirk is garbage. One title in an era where there's been more different champions than any. Clearly not a very impactful player

[smoovegittar]

Kill yourself, racist.

How's my ass taste, little boy?