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Kobe
04-14-2016, 05:47 AM
In the past I've stopped by here to check all the things you people have said about me. Thank you to all my supporters but also to my haters. I enjoy your criticism and have literally had games where I can see your negative text in my head and I used that as fuel to push me further. I find my haters entertaining, some of yall need to get a life tho haha.

Well I'll be lurking around here now and again to see all the things you fools been saying about me.

But my story has yet to be completely written...just sayin'

Mamba

Mr. Jabbar
04-14-2016, 05:49 AM
:rockon: :rockon:

SpaceJam
04-14-2016, 05:50 AM
This is what Jeff does with all the ad revenue money!

God damn, Kobe on that ISH salary

Lebron23
04-14-2016, 05:55 AM
Lebron is better than you. No disrespect, You are still an NBA legend.

Mr. Jabbar
04-14-2016, 06:00 AM
Lebron is better than you. No disrespect, You are still an NBA legend.

at colluding

Milbuck
04-14-2016, 06:03 AM
Impregnate me.

Lebron23
04-14-2016, 06:04 AM
at colluding


Kobe is 0-2 while playing with Super teams.

Mr. Jabbar
04-14-2016, 06:05 AM
Kobe is 0-2 while playing with Super teams.

which superteam?

livingby3's
04-14-2016, 06:05 AM
what's your honest opinion on D-Angelow Kobe?

StephHamann
04-14-2016, 06:07 AM
Do you sell used underwear?

Lebron23
04-14-2016, 06:08 AM
which superteam?

http://wagesofwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kobe-malone-shaq-payton-174979_480_art_R0.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8muciMbHF1qcmnsoo1_500.png

Mr. Jabbar
04-14-2016, 06:17 AM
http://wagesofwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kobe-malone-shaq-payton-174979_480_art_R0.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8muciMbHF1qcmnsoo1_500.png

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Gileraracer
04-14-2016, 06:17 AM
Lebron is better than you. No disrespect, You are still an NBA legend.

Only thing Bran is better at is colluding, stiff arms and travels. And he's a better finals choker

bobopenguin
04-14-2016, 07:25 AM
it's another jabbar's alt... u are just like bron stans now...

r0drig0lac
04-14-2016, 07:59 AM
:roll:

fiddy
04-14-2016, 08:00 AM
it's another jabbar's alt... u are just like bron stans now...



Join Date: Jun 2006

Highly doubt it

VengefulAngel
04-14-2016, 08:02 AM
Highly doubt it

I'm pretty sure it's Jeff.

LoneyROY7
04-14-2016, 08:04 AM
Jeff has had this one in the holster for 10 damn years. :roll:

fiddy
04-14-2016, 08:07 AM
I'm pretty sure it's Jeff.
Thats what im thinking as well.

Im Still Ballin
04-14-2016, 08:07 AM
Jeff with a hell of a InsideHoops turn around back into peak form

ISH is alive and well

aj1987
04-14-2016, 08:07 AM
I'm sure 9er would sell his mom for OP's account.

razzredazzre
04-14-2016, 08:09 AM
Wow, who's alt is this? Pretty damn impressive disguise.

SexSymbol
04-14-2016, 08:13 AM
a 10 year old alt.
This place is getting weirder everyday

raprap
04-14-2016, 08:18 AM
Remembering your password here is more impressive than what you did last night, Kob.

Prime_Shaq
04-14-2016, 08:27 AM
This is actually amazing. 10 years.

Klay 3D
04-14-2016, 08:28 AM
when the sex tape droppin?

Nikola_
04-14-2016, 09:05 AM
where the other post?

Nikola_
04-14-2016, 09:09 AM
In the past I've stopped by here to check all the things you people have said about me. Thank you to all my supporters but also to my haters. I enjoy your criticism and have literally had games where I can see your negative text in my head and I used that as fuel to push me further. I find my haters entertaining, some of yall need to get a life tho haha.

Well I'll be lurking around here now and again to see all the things you fools been saying about me.

But my story has yet to be completely written...just sayin'

Mamba

ISH's finest literally participated in the making of an NBA history! How many beans' 50 point games was a result of a ISH trolling? How great is our Jeff for making this happen :bowdown:

Showtime2001
04-14-2016, 09:10 AM
http://wagesofwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kobe-malone-shaq-payton-174979_480_art_R0.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8muciMbHF1qcmnsoo1_500.png
Superteam?
http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/gt+Raptard+_adbbf12f4f49dd05af2351d0c446ccc9.gif

DCL
04-14-2016, 09:22 AM
Fellas. Mamba checking in. Just so you know. I'll be lurking around a lot now

imminent problem: kobe is retiring, and there might be a mass exodus of stan posters who never had true interest in the nba anyway. his retirement might send a handful of posters into retirement too.

solution: make up a story that a certain player will be lurking around on this site, so all these stans will stick around to keep this board lively.



gee, i can't think of who could possibly be behind this campaign. :oldlol:

Wally450
04-14-2016, 09:37 AM
Damn, whoever's alt that is must've had to search long and hard for that login info.

HoopologyPhD
04-14-2016, 12:30 PM
I am strongly inclined to believe that this is the real Kobe.

SpaceJam
04-14-2016, 12:32 PM
I am strongly inclined to believe that this is the real Kobe.

This, it's like when you were young, and you knew santa wasn't real but part of you wanted to believe he was

riseagainst
04-14-2016, 12:32 PM
it's another jabbar's alt... u are just like bron stans now...


but let's be honest. This is actually hilarious. While lebron stans are just retards.

AirBonner
04-14-2016, 12:53 PM
That is the actual kobe

BlakFrankWhite
04-14-2016, 01:08 PM
I'd pay a 100 bucks for a june 2006 account

Orlando Magic
04-14-2016, 01:11 PM
I'd pay a 100 bucks for a june 2006 account

Who gives a ****?

scandisk_
04-14-2016, 01:14 PM
hey kobe tell bran to get in here.

:lol

alt galore

fiddy
04-14-2016, 01:14 PM
I'd pay a 100 bucks for a june 2006 account
you can have mine for 100$ :D

AlphaWolf24
04-14-2016, 01:15 PM
I dedicated my life to defending you .....everywhere I go...and online.

2 posts is 10 years?.......that's all I get.

Wa88iors
04-14-2016, 01:20 PM
My god man, we just gave you a farewell party... Steph has the mic now, have some self respect and go away. yeesh:facepalm

HoopologyPhD
04-14-2016, 01:21 PM
I'd pay a 100 bucks for a june 2006 account

Make it $125 and you have a deal.

Sarcastic
04-14-2016, 01:23 PM
If that's the real Kobe (2 posts in 10 years leads me to believe it is; no one else is sitting on that account name for so long), congratulations on a great career, and an epic final game. Pretty amazing that the Warriors record breaking night wasn't even the top story. Enjoy retirement, and whatever else follows.


If that's an alt of Jeff, I hope you get the worst case of carpal tunnel of all time,

SpaceJam
04-14-2016, 01:28 PM
https://twitter.com/InsideHoops/status/720122562622197761


Kobe Bryant is one of the first players I ever did a LONG interview with. Around 1997. For an Australian basketball magazine called #JAMMIN.

Jeff got them connections lads, you never know

Stephen Curry
04-14-2016, 01:28 PM
If that's the real Kobe (2 posts in 10 years leads me to believe it is; no one else is sitting on that account name for so long), congratulations on a great career, and an epic final game. Pretty amazing that the Warriors record breaking night wasn't even the top story. Enjoy retirement, and whatever else follows.


If that's an alt of Jeff, I hope you get the worst case of carpal tunnel of all time,
This was Kobe's night

SpaceJam
04-14-2016, 01:31 PM
This was Kobe's night

Damn Steph on ISH too

WE STAY WINNIN

SouBeachTalents
04-14-2016, 01:31 PM
This was Kobe's night

:roll:

jayfan
04-14-2016, 01:39 PM
So this was post #2. Anyone found #1?





.

SouBeachTalents
04-14-2016, 01:40 PM
So this was post #2. Anyone found #1?





.

Good luck searching "insidehoops" and "Kobe" trying to find that one

Cold soul
04-14-2016, 01:42 PM
I feel like this might be real Kobe if so thank you. Amazing career, that was greatest final game of any athlete I have ever seen. Enjoy retirement you'll be greatly missed by many but never forgotten

Levity
04-14-2016, 01:43 PM
Hey kobe! do you like king of the hill?

Nikola_
04-14-2016, 01:50 PM
Good luck searching "insidehoops" and "Kobe" trying to find that one

kobe site:insidehoops.com :confusedshrug:

:lol

Rocketswin2013
04-14-2016, 01:53 PM
I feel like this might be real Kobe if so thank you. Amazing career, that was greatest final game of any athlete I have ever seen. Enjoy retirement you'll be greatly missed by many but never forgotten
:roll:

Sarcastic
04-14-2016, 06:52 PM
This was Kobe's night

https://media.giphy.com/media/T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa/giphy.gif

dazzer87
04-14-2016, 06:54 PM
Acct 2006............2 posts........:pimp:

r0drig0lac
04-14-2016, 07:03 PM
This was Kobe's night
jesus :roll:

G0ATbe
04-14-2016, 07:16 PM
http://img.pandawhale.com/106989-Avatar-excited-faint-gif-Imgur-jLlR.gif

Cold soul
04-14-2016, 07:22 PM
:roll:

I'm not saying for sure its him just it wouldn't surprise me if that really is him.

NZStreetBaller
04-14-2016, 07:37 PM
http://wagesofwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kobe-malone-shaq-payton-174979_480_art_R0.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8muciMbHF1qcmnsoo1_500.png

U know whats incredbile about these pictures is none of these guys had rings without kobe. (Shaq only had one after kobe by riding d wades ***.)

SouBeachTalents
04-14-2016, 07:50 PM
U know whats incredbile about these pictures is none of these guys had rings without kobe. (Shaq only had one after kobe by riding d wades ***.)

Same argument can be made for LeBron's "stacked" teams. Bosh, Kyrie & Love have not only never won titles without LeBron, they haven't done a damn thing in the playoffs, 3 playoff wins COMBINED :lol

NZStreetBaller
04-14-2016, 08:05 PM
Same argument can be made for LeBron's "stacked" teams. Bosh, Kyrie & Love have not only never won titles without LeBron, they haven't done a damn thing in the playoffs, 3 playoff wins COMBINED :lol

Love how you never mentioned fmvp d wade like nobody would notice :applause:

SouBeachTalents
04-14-2016, 08:08 PM
Love how you never mentioned fmvp d wade like nobody would notice :applause:

Lol Wade is a given, he won a title without LeBron just like Shaq did without Kobe, but as his teams best player of course

NZStreetBaller
04-14-2016, 08:11 PM
Lol Wade is a given, he won a title without LeBron just like Shaq did without Kobe, but as his teams best player of course

Shaq won his title without kobe during wades fmvp run lmao. Shaq won AFTER being with kobe. Shaq came to kobe. Kobe did not go to shaq.

Im so over these dumb debates see yah lol.

masonanddixon
04-14-2016, 09:13 PM
I dedicated my life to defending you .....everywhere I go...and online.

2 posts is 10 years?.......that's all I get.

lol

Smoke117
04-14-2016, 09:23 PM
:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping ...can the playoffs start any sooner? So many threads about this washed up scrub Kobe retiring right now...

IllegalD
04-14-2016, 09:31 PM
:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping ...can the playoffs start any sooner? So many threads about this washed up scrub Kobe retiring right now...


Someone is mad that a washed up Kobe can score more points than Wade could ever do in his prime.

Kobe pretty much just took a giant sh*t on the whole "Wade is on par with Kobe, and would be better had it not been for injuries" theory and this is why f*ggots like you and aj are melting down hardcore.

:hammertime: :yaohappy: :djparty

Im Still Ballin
04-14-2016, 09:33 PM
The demise of this board was surely premature...

Nice job Jeff.
No doubt bro

We had insanely good online and viewing numbers yesterday

Something like 260 members online and 2000 guests viewing the forum

Hasn't been that good in awhile

Probably not since 2013 finals game 6/7

Most online ever was after game 7 2010

beastee
04-14-2016, 09:43 PM
No doubt bro

We had insanely good online and viewing numbers yesterday

Something like 260 members online and 2000 guests viewing the forum

Hasn't been that good in awhile

Probably not since 2013 finals game 6/7

Most online ever was after game 7 2010
Yeah. I generally don't agree with your bball thoughts....but you have been on point with the fact that this site wasn't going down. :cheers:

bballnoob1192
04-15-2016, 12:48 AM
Yeah. I generally don't agree with your bball thoughts....but you have been on point with the fact that this site wasn't going down. :cheers:
well this site feeds on basketball drama. We are truly the TMZ of basketball forums. :facepalm

DCL
04-15-2016, 01:51 AM
if this was poker, i'd go "ALL IN MOTHAFUKKA" on this bluff. :oldlol:

this is not based on a gut feeling nor random childish hope, but this is the thought process of logic...

1.) this site used to be on ezboard. but everyone switched on june 3, 2006. check the join date of all the mods and old dinosaur farts. we all joined on or around this date.

some info on the old board -- before in the old ass days, just like today, a LOT of posters picked players that they jocked as their screen names: vince, iverson, mcgrady, garnett, dirk, etc.

in 2006, the most widely used player as login name was some variation of kobe... ie. kobelakers, kobedunk, kobemvp, kobesucks, kobeAirball, etc. it didn't matter if the poster was a stan or hater, using "kobe" as a handle was pretty popular. this was 2006, so kobe was even more prevalent back then.

so choosing "kobe" during registration was an established popular trend. well, again, member registration for this site opened on june 3, 2006. right about that time, a lot of people signed up immediately. so there was a big chase for everyone to get their new screennames. and since "kobe" was already taken so fast, those people had to settle for variations instead.

so given the massive popularity of using "kobe" by existing posters back then, what were the chances of the real kobe bryant sitting at home and beating all those people in picking "kobe" first during registration? there was probably only a 5 minute or 20 minute window for someone to grab "kobe" as soon as registration opened.

2.) the title of the thread is "Fellas. Mamba checking in. Just so you know. I'll be lurking around a lot now" -- :oldlol: why was the last part necessary as a first statement? to me, the last part just screamed as an advertisement to request people to remain on the site and not leave. :lol :lol :lol

3.) you didn't even need to sign up anything to read this board! if you're a lurker, you could just come in anonymously and read anything. signing up wasn't necessary. that's what all the other real nba players do when they read shit here.

4.) kobe just retired briefly ago, and he's been hounded by the media for interviews since officially going out. so given his busy schedule, do people really believe that logging into a message board account that was created 10 years ago to only announce he's going to lurk around here was actually one of his top 1000 things to do at this time???? :oldlol:

5.) even if you don't care about reasons 2-5, reason #1 is why the real kobe bryant couldn't get "kobe." there were just too many damn posters chasing to get that name.

ALL IN on this bluff.

Mr. Jabbar
04-15-2016, 01:56 AM
if this was poker, i'd go "ALL IN MOTHAFUKKA" on this bluff. :oldlol:

this is not based on a gut feeling nor random childish hope, but this is the thought process of logic...

1.) this site used to be on ezboard. but everyone switched on june 3, 2006. check the join date of all the mods and old dinosaur farts. we all joined on or around this date.

some info on the old board -- before in the old ass days, just like today, a LOT of posters picked players that they jocked as their screen names: vince, iverson, mcgrady, garnett, dirk, etc.

in 2006, the most widely used player as login name was some variation of kobe... ie. kobelakers, kobedunk, kobemvp, kobesucks, kobeAirball, etc. it didn't matter if the poster was a stan or hater, using "kobe" as a handle was pretty popular. this was 2006, so kobe was even more prevalent back then.

so choosing "kobe" during registration was an established popular trend. well, again, member registration for this site opened on june 3, 2006. right about that time, a lot of people signed up immediately. so there was a big chase for everyone to get their new screennames. and since "kobe" was already taken so fast, those people had to settle for variations instead.

so given the massive popularity of using "kobe" by existing posters back then, what were the chances of the real kobe bryant sitting at home and beating all those people in picking "kobe" first during registration? there was probably only a 5 minute or 20 minute window for someone to grab "kobe" as soon as registration opened.

2.) the title of the thread is "Fellas. Mamba checking in. Just so you know. I'll be lurking around a lot now" -- :oldlol: why was the last part necessary as a first statement? to me, the last part just screamed as an advertisement to request people to remain on the site and not leave. :lol :lol :lol

3.) you didn't even need to sign up anything to read this board! if you're a lurker, you could just come in anonymously and read anything. signing up wasn't necessary. that's what all the other real nba players do when they read shit here.

4.) kobe just retired briefly ago, and he's been hounded by the media for interviews since officially going out. so given his busy schedule, do people really believe that logging into a message board account that was created 10 years ago to only announce he's going to lurk around here was actually one of his top 1000 things to do at this time???? :oldlol:

5.) even if you don't care about reasons 2-5, reason #1 is why the real kobe bryant couldn't get "kobe." there were just too many damn posters chasing to get that name.

ALL IN on this bluff.

but..

WHAT IF

jeff, in his infinite knowledge, reserved player names for the players themselves...sent them the accounts (he has contacts) and kobe decided to post now..

DCL
04-15-2016, 02:01 AM
but..

WHAT IF

jeff, in his infinite knowledge, reserved player names for the players themselves...sent them the accounts (he has contacts) and kobe decided to post now..


:oldlol:

if jeff had that kind of supreme foresight, he would be doing something else instead of running this site.

i'm kidding jeff. don't put me on the shit list. :lol

Sportal
04-15-2016, 02:01 AM
Would be lit if he said he was on here on another form of social media. I also laughed at the Stephen Curry from 2011 with 6 posts. Shit would be hilarious.

Done_And_Done
04-15-2016, 02:07 AM
This is hilarious lol

Well played OP.

Kobe is an OG Ishiot

Bandito
04-15-2016, 02:23 AM
If this was the second post, what was the first one?

stalkerforlife
04-15-2016, 02:27 AM
I just got confirmation...this is really Kobe.

He sent me a PM thanking me for the videos and he is flying me to LA to meet him.

Pics upcoming.

Bandito
04-15-2016, 02:27 AM
I just got confirmation...this is really Kobe.

He sent me a PM thanking me for the videos and he is flying me to LA to meet him.

Pics upcoming.
But PMs are disabled:lol

stalkerforlife
04-15-2016, 02:29 AM
But PMs are disabled:lol

Not for Kobe.

He can PM anyone he wants.

Doesn't matter what type of defense is thrown at him.

Prime_Shaq
04-15-2016, 02:33 AM
U know whats incredbile about these pictures is none of these guys had rings without kobe. (Shaq only had one after kobe by riding d wades ***.)
GP has a ring too.

Prime_Shaq
04-15-2016, 02:35 AM
This was Kobe's night
:roll: :roll: :roll:

FreezingTsmoove
04-15-2016, 02:38 AM
Man im just so shy :(

Been looking at this thread the entire day and I dont know how to greet the great one on ISH

riseagainst
04-15-2016, 03:13 AM
Not for Kobe.

He can PM anyone he wants.

Doesn't matter what type of defense is thrown at him.


:roll:

:applause:

Eye Test
04-15-2016, 03:29 AM
my man lebron beats the shit out of you on your head to head matchups kobe. Anything to say about that?

3ball
04-15-2016, 03:38 AM
.
Hey Mamba, come check out my new thread detailing your exploits:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404092

TheMarkMadsen
04-15-2016, 03:52 AM
look at all of these insecure haters thinking that there is a chance this might be Kobe :oldlol: :oldlol:

yeah guys, immediately after his game this 37 year old hopped on ISH to make his 2nd post of all time

Nick Young
04-15-2016, 03:54 AM
look at all of these insecure haters thinking that there is a chance this might be Kobe :oldlol: :oldlol:

yeah guys, immediately after his game this 37 year old hopped on ISH to make his 2nd post of all time
The man said it himself in his post game interview. He's trying to come up with a new routine to replace his old basketball training routine.

Likelihood that it is the real Kobe-60% ATLEAST.

Only a man of Kobe's intellectual prowess would be able to remember his ISH password 10 years after making an account.


#ThankYouKobe

AirBonner
04-15-2016, 03:56 AM
look at all of these insecure haters thinking that there is a chance this might be Kobe :oldlol: :oldlol:

yeah guys, immediately after his game this 37 year old hopped on ISH to make his 2nd post of all time
Its possible. Kobe likes fan reactions. Good or bad.

Spurs m8
04-15-2016, 03:57 AM
I just got confirmation...this is really Kobe.

He sent me a PM thanking me for the videos and he is flying me to LA to meet him.

Pics upcoming.

wtf is wrong with you? lol

stalkerforlife
04-15-2016, 04:11 AM
wtf is wrong with you? lol

Watch yourself.

DoctorP
04-15-2016, 04:12 AM
In the past I've stopped by here to check all the things you people have said about me. Thank you to all my supporters but also to my haters. I enjoy your criticism and have literally had games where I can see your negative text in my head and I used that as fuel to push me further. I find my haters entertaining, some of yall need to get a life tho haha.

Well I'll be lurking around here now and again to see all the things you fools been saying about me.

But my story has yet to be completely written...just sayin'

Mamba

Oh, it's written in the history books... statistically.

Kiddlovesnets
04-15-2016, 05:06 AM
If this really is the real Kobe, I'd wonder how he feels about Lebron fans hating on him at ISH.

Uncle Drew
04-15-2016, 05:27 AM
:roll:

OP hold this W. I'm about to make a Curry alt.

NZStreetBaller
04-15-2016, 06:06 AM
I just got confirmation...this is really Kobe.

He sent me a PM thanking me for the videos and he is flying me to LA to meet him.

Pics upcoming.

I know im going to meet you one day

-justin

DCL
04-15-2016, 06:11 AM
a lot of gullible tards around here

Gileraracer
04-15-2016, 06:13 AM
my man lebron beats the shit out of you on your head to head matchups kobe. Anything to say about that?

Doesn't matter cause he looses every finals

JebronLames
04-15-2016, 06:18 AM
In the past I've stopped by here to check all the things you people have said about me. Thank you to all my supporters but also to my haters. I enjoy your criticism and have literally had games where I can see your negative text in my head and I used that as fuel to push me further. I find my haters entertaining, some of yall need to get a life tho haha.

Well I'll be lurking around here now and again to see all the things you fools been saying about me.

But my story has yet to be completely written...just sayin'

Mamba
Hi fakkit

ILLsmak
04-15-2016, 07:40 AM
look at all of these insecure haters thinking that there is a chance this might be Kobe :oldlol: :oldlol:

yeah guys, immediately after his game this 37 year old hopped on ISH to make his 2nd post of all time

or that dude would make his forum name KOBE. haha.

-Smak

andgar923
04-15-2016, 09:01 AM
I always felt Kobe and other NBA players lurked. Why wouldn't?

I have a love/hate relationship with Kobe.

Easily one of the greatest scoring weapons ever, but he's his own worst enemy.

brownmamba00
04-15-2016, 09:15 AM
lol jeff's got these fools in his pocket

Draz
04-15-2016, 09:16 AM
Obvious troll account

zizozain
04-15-2016, 10:41 AM
btw kobe
poster mr jabbar is your biggest fan

and poster lebron23 was wishing you career ending injury




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JebronLames
04-15-2016, 12:55 PM
btw kobe
poster mr jabbar is your biggest fan

and poster lebron23 was wishing you career ending injury




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Snitch. Kobe Stan learning from you Kobe.

Foster5k
04-15-2016, 12:59 PM
btw kobe
poster mr jabbar is your biggest fan

and poster lebron23 was wishing you career ending injury




[
So, this is D'Angelo Russell's account...

zizozain
04-15-2016, 04:26 PM
kobe

two above posters: one of them had a heart attack and changed his account, and the other one disappeared for three yreas after you won 2009 and 2010.

G0ATbe
07-20-2016, 11:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8U_gR58eJU

We miss you