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stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:46 PM
Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

http://s31.postimg.org/lglb5gs9n/10805042_849804888397833_1915453788_n.jpg

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:47 PM
And look at my pants with a watchful eye...absolutely zero bulge.

oarabbus
04-23-2016, 10:47 PM
Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

http://s31.postimg.org/lglb5gs9n/10805042_849804888397833_1915453788_n.jpg


:biggums:

Nilocon165
04-23-2016, 10:48 PM
Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

http://s31.postimg.org/lglb5gs9n/10805042_849804888397833_1915453788_n.jpg
LMAO

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:49 PM
:biggums:

Absolutely no foul smell on that man, even after a long jog.

He smelled of sweet success.

raprap
04-23-2016, 10:50 PM
You got short arms compared to him stalker.

Smoke117
04-23-2016, 10:50 PM
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire unless I could piss gasoline.

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 10:50 PM
Your entire outfit :facepalm

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:51 PM
You got short arms compared to him stalker.

5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

As most of you already know.

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 10:51 PM
You got short arms compared to him stalker.

LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over :roll:

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:52 PM
Your entire outfit :facepalm

That Home Alone shirt is epic.

Those jeans are fire.

My glasses are Hollywood.

Don't be peanut butter and jealous, bro.

Gilles Simon
04-23-2016, 10:53 PM
You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:53 PM
LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over :roll:

I kid you not...

Sometimes my arm starts hurting when I pleasure myself because I have to contort my body and stretch my arm out as far as I can.

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:54 PM
[QUOTE=Gilles Simon]You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo

Spurs5Rings2014
04-23-2016, 10:54 PM
5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

As most of you already know.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 10:55 PM
That Home Alone shirt is epic.

Those jeans are fire.

My glasses are Hollywood.

Don't be peanut butter and jealous, bro.

All just scream help, thank god you didn't mention the flip flops...jesus.



You'll catch me sucking 10 ***** before you'll ever see me in jeans and flip flops.

Spurs5Rings2014
04-23-2016, 10:56 PM
You'll catch me sucking 10 ***** before you'll ever see me in jeans and flip flops.

:lol

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 10:57 PM
Look at how alpha Billy D is compared to me...his arms are so much longer, his hands are way bigger, and his feet are much larger.

His arms hang well below his junk and mine barely reach mine.

AirBonner
04-23-2016, 11:00 PM
Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

http://s31.postimg.org/lglb5gs9n/10805042_849804888397833_1915453788_n.jpg
This was also the last time you left your house

Spurs5Rings2014
04-23-2016, 11:00 PM
Look at how alpha Billy D is compared to me...his arms are so much longer, his hands are way bigger, and his feet are much larger.

His arms hang well below his junk and mine barely reach mine.

:oldlol:

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 11:01 PM
Look at how alpha Billy D is compared to me...his arms are so much longer, his hands are way bigger, and his feet are much larger.

His arms hang well below his junk and mine barely reach mine.



What size shoe you wear?

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:01 PM
This was also the last time you left your house

Be serious.

inclinerator
04-23-2016, 11:01 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/257lwzb.jpg

Spurs5Rings2014
04-23-2016, 11:01 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/257lwzb.jpg

Oh shit.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:02 PM
What size shoe you wear?

9.5.

Billy's look like at least 11 or 12.

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:02 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/257lwzb.jpg

I'm glad I didn't meet Billy D on that day.

Smoke117
04-23-2016, 11:03 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/257lwzb.jpg

You could sand a deck with that face.

AirBonner
04-23-2016, 11:05 PM
You could sand a deck with that face.
SAVAGE :roll: :roll: :roll:

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 11:05 PM
You could sand a deck with that face.


LOL :roll:

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:06 PM
You could sand a deck with that face.

I'm Popovich minus the alpha. :banana:

Nick Young
04-23-2016, 11:07 PM
And look at my pants with a watchful eye...absolutely zero bulge.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Thanks for the rofl bro
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9e/6c/2e/9e6c2e862f019476fa0af5d63f421538.jpg

Spurs5Rings2014
04-23-2016, 11:08 PM
You could sand a deck with that face.

Smoke is fuccing this dude up. No mercy.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:08 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Thanks for the rofl bro
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9e/6c/2e/9e6c2e862f019476fa0af5d63f421538.jpg

:cheers:

I have never seen a man wear somewhat form fitting jeans around his junk and there be ZERO bulge.

Until I saw myself.

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:10 PM
Smoke is fuccing this dude up. No mercy.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Nothing could "fucc" me up more than the severe acne.

My face looks like it had a fire on it that was put out with a pitchfork.

Nilocon165
04-23-2016, 11:10 PM
Already 33 posts:biggums: Stalker really is the mvp

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:11 PM
Already 33 posts:biggums: Stalker really is the mvp

And I'm still the Rodney Dangerfield of ISH...no respect.

AirBonner
04-23-2016, 11:12 PM
Nothing could "fucc" me up more than the severe acne.

My face looks like it had a fire on it that was put out with a pitchfork.
BRUTAL :lol

Bosnian Sajo
04-23-2016, 11:12 PM
Already 33 posts:biggums: Stalker really is the mvp

You jealous?

KiiiiNG
04-23-2016, 11:12 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/257lwzb.jpg

:oldlol:

https://ross71521.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cheese-grater.jpg

Nilocon165
04-23-2016, 11:12 PM
You jealous?
?? I was paying respects to stalker ya dingus

Nilocon165
04-23-2016, 11:13 PM
:oldlol:


Thats ****ed up

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:13 PM
:oldlol:

https://ross71521.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cheese-grater.jpg

I still want that video you promised, Budadii.

Don't let us down.

Nilocon165
04-23-2016, 11:14 PM
I still want that video you promised, Budadii.

Don't let us down.
You really think somebody who's shit talked as much as he has will actually reveal anything about his sorry life?

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:16 PM
You really think somebody who's shit talked as much as he has will actually reveal anything about his sorry life?

I'm just messing with him.

I know he'd never produce anything.

He's probably a paraplegic or something. Dude has way too many alts and talks way too much shit to be anything close to normal.

Spurs m8
04-23-2016, 11:19 PM
Get some proper fitting jeans, an adults tshirt, put some ****ing wheels on your feet and throw those sunglasses in the fire.

Good f*cking lord.

And although I wouldn't wear it like that, I respect a bloke with long hair.

So in some small way I kind of respect you.

Cheers

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:21 PM
Get some proper fitting jeans, an adults tshirt, put some ****ing wheels on your feet and throw those sunglasses in the fire.

Good f*cking lord.

And although I wouldn't wear it like that, I respect a bloke with long hair.

So in some small way I kind of respect you.

Cheers

:roll:

knicksman
04-23-2016, 11:26 PM
Look at how alpha Billy D is compared to me...his arms are so much longer, his hands are way bigger, and his feet are much larger.

His arms hang well below his junk and mine barely reach mine.

No man. Hes the one who leaned on you. He can smell your manhood. This is like brans gif where he went to irving to celebrate despite irving not interested in him

stalkerforlife
04-23-2016, 11:27 PM
No man. Hes the one who leaned on you. He can smell your manhood. This is like brans gif where he went to irving to celebrate despite irving not interested in him

:lol

Lebronxrings
04-23-2016, 11:35 PM
5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

As most of you already know.
:facepalm

Dray n Klay
04-24-2016, 01:11 AM
LOL my c0ck is longer than Justin's sorry wingspan

Uncle Drew
04-24-2016, 04:57 AM
This thread delivers.

Nikola_
04-24-2016, 07:00 AM
at least OP didnt make a selfie :applause:

Baller1986
04-24-2016, 08:28 AM
The guy on my avatar wants to make love with the Op.

Orlando Magic
04-24-2016, 09:19 AM
Less than a week. Soon... Soon.

Dr Hawk
04-24-2016, 10:19 AM
OP is one of the GPAT (Greatest Poster of All Time)

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Mr Crossover :bowdown: :bowdown:

You see the ball? Yes?

http://i.giphy.com/888hCuypyqoF2.gif

Now you don't.

Im Still Ballin
04-24-2016, 10:34 AM
OP is one of the GPAT (Greatest Poster of All Time)

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Mr Crossover :bowdown: :bowdown:

You see the ball? Yes?

http://i.giphy.com/888hCuypyqoF2.gif

Now you don't.
What the ****

Where'd the ball go?

tomtucker
04-24-2016, 12:15 PM
who took the photo ?

vetlantram
04-24-2016, 12:18 PM
who took the photo ?
His ugly fat gf

Riddler
04-24-2016, 05:34 PM
And look at my pants with a watchful eye...absolutely zero bulge.


Dude... as long as you have 5-6 inches when it's hard... you can F*ck most
girls just as good as dudes with 8-9... and in some cases even better.

I've dated women that have been married to black guys.

Stop being so intimidated by the bbc. (I remember that video u made)


:cheers:

ArbitraryWater
04-24-2016, 05:57 PM
LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over :roll:


I kid you not...

Sometimes my arm starts hurting when I pleasure myself because I have to contort my body and stretch my arm out as far as I can.


:roll: :roll:

BigNBAfan
04-24-2016, 07:12 PM
His ugly fat gf

Make fun of the loser all you want, leave his girl out of it you scum

Riddler
04-24-2016, 07:25 PM
http://i.giphy.com/888hCuypyqoF2.gif





This is pure greatness.

stalkerforlife is climbing the ranks as the greatest poster in ISH history.

90sgoat
04-24-2016, 08:27 PM
As many of you know, I am a huge fan of Simon, but I am also a fan of stalkerforlife and even as a huge Simon fan I have to admit this is Stalker-time now. Simon had his moment and he blew it like his idol Lebron.

stalkerforlife
04-24-2016, 11:06 PM
lol

Nick Young
04-24-2016, 11:45 PM
As many of you know, I am a huge fan of Simon, but I am also a fan of stalkerforlife and even as a huge Simon fan I have to admit this is Stalker-time now. Simon had his moment and he blew it like his idol Lebron.
The Stalkerforlife era has begun.

stalkerforlife
04-25-2016, 12:09 AM
http://s31.postimg.org/lrll5gn07/respek.jpg