Petition To Make Stephen Curry The Star Of 'SPACE JAM'

[DonDadda59]

Now that Chef Curry is the first ever unanimous MVP pick and has cemented himself as the best player and face of the league, I believe it is a travesty that the producers of Space Jam will instead choose the third or fourth best player in the league to be the face of the next installment of the prestigious Space Jam franchise. That is tantamount to the original starring Patrick Ewing, no disrespect to the great Big Pat.

So I hope this thread can become a petition to right this wrong. Sign your name here and I will lobby for Jeff AkA J-Moneybags AKA Hollywood Lenchiner to show this thread to the director and producers.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2h81gd5.jpg

Time to whip out your John Hancocks, fellas. I'll get the ball rolling.




DONDADDA59

[stalkerforlife]

Signed.

[SilkkTheShocker]

You know you're a pathetic loser when you feel the need petition for a children's cartoon movie.

[aj1987]

Not even funny. Just sad.

[riseagainst]

You know you're a pathetic loser when you feel the need petition for a children's cartoon movie.


what about starring in one?

[DonDadda59]

You know you're a pathetic loser when you feel the need petition for a children's cartoon movie.

Silkk AKA the one man disappearing act. ISH's version of groundhog day. You pop up out of your hole every Spring to let people know Bron's about to lose in the Finals and then you disappear.

Thanks for signing the petition. :applause:

[Ben Simmons]

He can do Space Jam 3

[Real14]

Signed.

[SilkkTheShocker]

It's a kid's movie, people. Get a f.ucking grip. The first Space Jam was s.hit. And I wouldn't know about the new one, because there is 0% chance I would buy a movie ticket to a F>UCKING CHILDREN's MOVIE. Christ, I hope none of you are adults that plan on seeing this movie without your kids. The idea of grown man actually going to see this movie by himself is just beyond sad. I mean a petition for a movie that will marketed towards grade school kids...and you honestly have people making a petition for changes? Your life must just be terrible.

[riseagainst]

It's a kid's movie, people. Get a f.ucking grip. The first Space Jam was s.hit. And I wouldn't know about the new one, because there is 0% chance I would buy a movie ticket to a F>UCKING CHILDREN's MOVIE. Christ, I hope none of you are adults that plan on seeing this movie without your kids. The idea of grown man actually going to see this movie by himself is just beyond sad. I mean a petition for a movie that will marketed towards grade school kids...and you honestly have people making a petition for changes? Your life must just be terrible.


melt down....

[Hey Yo]

what about starring in one?
:oldlol: ........you're so dumb

[Real14]

It's a kid's movie, people. Get a f.ucking grip. The first Space Jam was s.hit. And I wouldn't know about the new one, because there is 0% chance I would buy a movie ticket to a F>UCKING CHILDREN's MOVIE. Christ, I hope none of you are adults that plan on seeing this movie without your kids. The idea of grown man actually going to see this movie by himself is just beyond sad. I mean a petition for a movie that will marketed towards grade school kids...and you honestly have people making a petition for changes? Your life must just be terrible.
Silkk is definitely off his meds right now :lol

[SilkkTheShocker]

what about starring in one?

He is getting paid to do the movie, right? Are you getting paid to see a children's movie when I assume you're a grown man? It's not even just Space Jam thing. Grown men that concern themselves with children's movie are the scum the earth. These are movies you take your kids to. Not movies you go to by urself as f.ucking adults. F.ucking losers.

[Done_And_Done]

It's a kid's movie, people. Get a f.ucking grip. The first Space Jam was s.hit. And I wouldn't know about the new one, because there is 0% chance I would buy a movie ticket to a F>UCKING CHILDREN's MOVIE. Christ, I hope none of you are adults that plan on seeing this movie without your kids. The idea of grown man actually going to see this movie by himself is just beyond sad. I mean a petition for a movie that will marketed towards grade school kids...and you honestly have people making a petition for changes? Your life must just be terrible.

Calm down Peewee. You know damn well you're hitting the premier up solo. I give it until the end of the opening credits before your panties are down to your ankles... full on erect

[DonDadda59]

It's a kid's movie, people. Get a f.ucking grip. The first Space Jam was s.hit. And I wouldn't know about the new one, because there is 0% chance I would buy a movie ticket to a F>UCKING CHILDREN's MOVIE. Christ, I hope none of you are adults that plan on seeing this movie without your kids. The idea of grown man actually going to see this movie by himself is just beyond sad. I mean a petition for a movie that will marketed towards grade school kids...and you honestly have people making a petition for changes? Your life must just be terrible.

My God. Melting down so hard he signed the petition twice.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-27-2015/ulfbyE.gif


He is getting paid to do the movie, right? Are you getting paid to see a children's movie when I assume you're a grown man? It's not even just Space Jam thing. Grown men that concern themselves with children's movie are the scum the earth. These are movies you take your kids to. Not movies you go to by urself as f.ucking adults. F.ucking losers.

EDIT- 3 TIMES.

[Real14]

My God. Melting down so hard he signed the petition twice.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-27-2015/ulfbyE.gif
:oldlol:

[Draz]

Signed. He would definitely be a better fit.

[Real14]

Calm down Peewee. You know damn well you're hitting the premier up solo. I give it until the end of the opening credits before your panties are down to your ankles... full on erect
:lol he have the "secret stuff" lotion edition ready right now.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Calm down Peewee. You know damn well you're hitting the premier up solo. I give it until the end of the opening credits before your panties are down to your ankles... full on erect

Well when it happens I will be sure to signal you and your mop over to clean up the mess.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Signed. He would definitely be a better fit.

^^^ spoken like a true l.oser that goes to see animated movies by himself.

[warriorfan]

Now that Chef Curry is the first ever unanimous MVP pick and has cemented himself as the best player and face of the league, I believe it is a travesty that the producers of Space Jam will instead choose the third or fourth best player in the league to be the face of the next installment of the prestigious Space Jam franchise. That is tantamount to the original starring Patrick Ewing, no disrespect to the great Big Pat.

So I hope this thread can become a petition to right this wrong. Sign your name here and I will lobby for Jeff AkA J-Moneybags AKA Hollywood Lenchiner to show this thread to the director and producers.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2h81gd5.jpg

Time to whip out your John Hancocks, fellas. I'll get the ball rolling.




DONDADDA59

:applause:

Signed
warriorfan

[coin24]

Calm down Peewee. You know damn well you're hitting the premier up solo. I give it until the end of the opening credits before your panties are down to your ankles... full on erect

I hope he washes them before putting back in his moms drawer:oldlol:

Especially after the annual skid marks in June

[DonDadda59]

^^^ spoken like a true l.oser that goes to see animated movies by himself.


Well when it happens I will be sure to signal you and your mop over to clean up the mess.

4.

5.

Keep them signatures coming. :cheers:

[DingDengDong]

Makes so much more sense. Signed.

[Real14]

I hope he washes them before putting back in his moms drawer:oldlol:

Especially after the annual skid marks in June
Damn! Silkk is getting slayed right now, time to disappear again silkk tha cockksucker:applause:

[DingDengDong]

^^^ spoken like a true l.oser that goes to see animated movies by himself.
Yet you would see the LeBron one by yourself :confusedshrug:

[Done_And_Done]

I hope he washes them before putting back in his moms drawer:oldlol:

Especially after the annual skid marks in June



:lol he have the "secret stuff" lotion edition ready right now.


:lol

[Done_And_Done]

Yet you would see the LeBron one by yourself :confusedshrug:

That's a given dude.

Silk would enema Lebron's cawk sauce if the opportunity was extended....

[DingDengDong]

That's a given dude.

Silk would enema Lebron's cawk sauce if the opportunity was extended....
:roll:

[FreezingTsmoove]

Signed

[ROCSteady]

ROCSteady

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Now that Chef Curry is the first ever unanimous MVP pick and has cemented himself as the best player and face of the league, I believe it is a travesty that the producers of Space Jam will instead choose the third or fourth best player in the league to be the face of the next installment of the prestigious Space Jam franchise. That is tantamount to the original starring Patrick Ewing, no disrespect to the great Big Pat.

So I hope this thread can become a petition to right this wrong. Sign your name here and I will lobby for Jeff AkA J-Moneybags AKA Hollywood Lenchiner to show this thread to the director and producers.

Time to whip out your John Hancocks, fellas. I'll get the ball rolling.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy


https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGCBaAeO9vJazHG/giphy.gif

[Real14]

That's a given dude.

Silk would enema Lebron's cawk sauce if the opportunity was extended....
:oldlol:

[livinglegend]

Well when it happens I will be sure to signal you and your mop over to clean up the mess.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[KingPush]

Would sign but Lebron is a proven actor while Curry isn't that great in front of the camera

[riseagainst]

Would sign but Lebron is a proven actor while Curry isn't that great in front of the camera


Agreed that Lebron is a proven actor. Just look at his ultimate flop compilations.

[KingPush]

Agreed that Lebron is a proven actor. Just look at his ultimate flop compilations.
Why you so mad all the time bro?

[stalkerforlife]

DonDadda got these boys melting.

https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/R-p8CjwCu9NLE6Q3DV6JsWJz4ro=/800x0/filters:no_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6464289/paul.0.gif

[smoovegittar]

I endorse this message. Smoove.

[bigkingsfan]

They would have to rename it to Space 3Ball

[DonDadda59]

Would sign but Lebron is a proven actor while Curry isn't that great in front of the camera

Bron is a ham. Cornball brother on and off camera.

Steph is a natural (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv7DLpLNWz0). More range.

Also paid his dues (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbxLsqJIdsk).

Earned, not Given. :applause:

[bluechox2]

i think the monstars would steal steph currys powers than lebron who just passes most of the time...not that exciting if you see it from the monstars perspective

[DonDadda59]

They would have to rename it to Space 3Ball

That's the name of the game now. People want jump shots, not jams.

Maybe call it Space Swish. Space Heat Check. We'll work on the name.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcbcdDBUsAAMjGl.jpg

[Mr. Jabbar]

si fkn gned

:bowdown: :bowdown:

[sd3035]

He is getting paid to do the movie, right? Are you getting paid to see a children's movie when I assume you're a grown man? It's not even just Space Jam thing. Grown men that concern themselves with children's movie are the scum the earth. These are movies you take your kids to. Not movies you go to by urself as f.ucking adults. F.ucking losers.

Some people have kids. I guess it's hard for you to relate, being a virgin and all

[brain drain]

Space Jam sucks, they need to make Groundhog Day 2.

Steph always wakes up on the morning of June 15th, 2015. GSW wins the trophy, Iggy is FMVP. Over and over again. Steph thinks he must prevent Iggy from becoming FMVP to break the cycle and starts doing everything he can to sabotage Iggy.

[QuebecBaller]

Now that Chef Curry is the first ever unanimous MVP pick and has cemented himself as the best player and face of the league, I believe it is a travesty that the producers of Space Jam will instead choose the third or fourth best player in the league to be the face of the next installment of the prestigious Space Jam franchise. That is tantamount to the original starring Patrick Ewing, no disrespect to the great Big Pat.


Prestigious? really?

[Ca$H]

Bran and Curry should be in it. Bran, Wade, Bosh, Kyrie, and Love can be the Monstars. Curry can lead the looney tunes squad.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Grown men Worried about children's movies. Max autism levels detected.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Bran and Curry should be in it. Bran, Wade, Bosh, Kyrie, and Love can be the Monstars. Curry can lead the looney tunes squad.
You mean Iggy? Curry was the 3rd best player on his finals team lmao

[!@#$%Vectors!@#]

signed:pimp:

[knicksman]

2/6 doesnt deserve it

[DonDadda59]

Grown men Worried about children's movies. Max autism levels detected.

Claims he doesn't care about children's movies. Posts more than anyone else in a thread about a children's movie.

https://media.giphy.com/media/zNXvBiNNcrjDW/giphy.gif

[Rocketswin2013]

****** lol.

[kamil]

Signed!

[raprap]

He could star on the third one.


Jordan - LeBron - Curry


Passing of the torch :applause:

[ROCSteady]

Bron is a ham. Cornball brother on and off camera.

Steph is a natural (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv7DLpLNWz0). More range.

Also paid his dues (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbxLsqJIdsk).

Earned, not Given. :applause:

Curry has the subtle presence that would be welcomed in a Malick film :applause:

Lebron, on the other hand, is an indicating fckface who would no doubt drag down the narrative's gravitas.

This petition exists for the good of the film community and for that, Don, art patrons everywhere are grateful

[SouBeachTalents]

I can't believe how often Space Jam is brought up on here. It's legit a terrible movie, and it doesn't matter who they put in the sequel I'd never watch it

[greymatter]

It wouldn't be Space "Jam" if Curry was the star. More like "Space Shootout".

[SpaceJam]

SpaceJam signed.

[KingPush]

It wouldn't be Space "Jam" if Curry was the star. More like "Space Shootout".
This. Curry can barely dunk

They gonna use wires or CGI so Curry can get his head halfway to the rim? :oldlol:

[LakersForlife]

That's the name of the game now. People want jump shots, not jams.

Maybe call it Space Swish. Space Heat Check. We'll work on the name.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcbcdDBUsAAMjGl.jpg
Space WET? https://giant.gfycat.com/HelpfulWideeyedAnole.gif

[sportjames23]

Silkk AKA the one man disappearing act. ISH's version of groundhog day. You pop up out of your hole every Spring to let people know Bron's about to lose in the Finals and then you disappear.

Thanks for signing the petition. :applause:


DAMN :oldlol:

[iamgine]

MJ should be it. It will be like Rocky XIV or some sh!t.

[riseagainst]

Claims he doesn't care about children's movies. Posts more than anyone else in a thread about a children's movie.

https://media.giphy.com/media/zNXvBiNNcrjDW/giphy.gif



jesus christ.....


pure savage

:lol

[KungFuJoe]

I'm in on this. Lebron is too unaesthetic to play this role. He'll end up looking like some actor who just learned how to play for the movie.

[Ca$H]

I'm in on this. Lebron is too unaesthetic to play this role. He'll end up looking like some actor who just learned how to play for the movie.

Bran is ugly enough to be on the monstars. Bran, Westbrook, Cameron Payne, Boban Marjanovic, and Draygod.

http://img09.deviantart.net/31d9/i/2013/033/0/c/the_monstars__space_jum_by_andersiano-d4874vg.jpg

[beastee]

Man, since Dray/Klay got banned, nobody on this board is getting cucked like Silkk....holy crap.

And, signed.

[Chokefree]

He is getting paid to do the movie, right? Are you getting paid to see a children's movie when I assume you're a grown man? It's not even just Space Jam thing. Grown men that concern themselves with children's movie are the scum the earth. These are movies you take your kids to. Not movies you go to by urself as f.ucking adults. F.ucking losers.
Yo momma, and please dont forget to clean my toilet you flying fvcking fakkit, go fvck yourself

[Straight_Ballin]

Silkk has a pretty mean Disney collection, which he considers vintage because it's on VHS.

And no, we don't need some irrelevant 2/6 top 20 player being in the movie when Steph is currently the best player, even if it's in a watered down era.

[G-train]

SIGNED,

THE G-TRAIN

[G-train]

I can't believe how often Space Jam is brought up on here. It's legit a terrible movie, and it doesn't matter who they put in the sequel I'd never watch it

are you red tomatoes?
appreciate greatness
dont play yourself

[sportjames23]

Silkk getting bodied and bukkake'd all up in this thread.

[RRR3]

Having second thoughts on this petition I imagine

[SavageMode]

Stephanie Curry? Who dat?

[SpaceJam]

'The hardest thing is to forgive, but LeGod does'

Forgive me Bron

[deja vu]

How can he shake off the Monstars if he can't shake off Kevin Love?

[RRR3]

'The hardest thing is to forgive, but LeGod does'

Forgive me Bron
LeGod forgives you. He is a generous God.

[KiiiiNG]

OP's a bigger fraud than Curry... damn. :lol

These bumps are miraculous

:applause:

[FKAri]

What happened bro?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411261

[DonDadda59]

http://i.imgur.com/7O2FM6I.gif

[Hey Yo]

What happened bro?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411261
He posted that so he wouldn't look completely ruined by James. Trying to save face from looking like a bigger idiot.

Lots and lots of FAIL in this FAIL thread.

[Knoe Itawl]

I like Steph but nah

[derb2k2]

OP's a bigger fraud than Curry... damn. :lol

These bumps are miraculous

:applause:


:oldlol: :oldlol: