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Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-11-2016, 12:13 AM
Dude got hops of old man Timmy and he moves just like Timmy too. His strength is sht as well, zero speed, zero lift.

Hes another Congolese that lied bout his age. Seriously go look at his highlights from 2010-2012 and then look at highlights from the dude in this Spurs series.

My guess: 33yo

Im Still Ballin
05-11-2016, 12:14 AM
I've always thought that maybe LeBron lied about his age

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-11-2016, 12:15 AM
I've always thought that maybe LeBron lied about his age
:biggums: :biggums:

nah bran just ugly thats it
his daddy prolly had terrible facial aesthetics too, plus his moms look like gollum from lord of da rings........it not hard to see

oarabbus
05-11-2016, 12:17 AM
Dude got hops of old man Timmy and he moves just like Timmy too. His strength is sht as well, zero speed, zero lift.

Hes another Congolese that lied bout his age. Seriously go look at his highlights from 2010-2012 and then look at highlights from the dude in this Spurs series.

My guess: 33yo

You could actually be right. His defensive decline is actually shocking. He did make up for it by becoming a solid 3pt and midrange shooter, but his defense was all based on athleticism... and he went from leading the league in blocks, to barely getting a block per game in the playoffs. Only injuries and age do that, and Serge's injuries haven't been too bad.

KingPush
05-11-2016, 12:17 AM
:biggums: :biggums:

nah bran just ugly thats it
his daddy prolly had terrible facial aesthetics too, plus his moms look like gollum from lord of da rings........it not hard to see
bruh arent you hella ugly as well?

Unless that dude in leborn23 avy wasnt you

Im Still Ballin
05-11-2016, 12:17 AM
:biggums: :biggums:

nah bran just ugly thats it
his daddy prolly had terrible facial aesthetics too, plus his moms look like gollum from lord of da rings........it not hard to see
No not his looks

He was 250 pounds at 18

Probably just juicing since teenage years, but I always thought maybe he was 2-3 years older than he actually was

But it would be hard to do that in AMerica

warriorfan
05-11-2016, 12:22 AM
Yeah LeBron had an NBA ready body at 16...shit is insane...

Op is probably right though, he looks like a shell of his former self out there I wouldn't doubt it if they fudged some certificates

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-11-2016, 12:22 AM
You could actually be right. His defensive decline is actually shocking. He did make up for it by becoming a solid 3pt and midrange shooter, but his defense was all based on athleticism... and he went from leading the league in blocks, to barely getting a block per game in the playoffs. Only injuries and age do that, and Serge's injuries haven't been too bad.

Scrubaka has always been a terrible post player on offense and defense.

Really the only aspect of defense he was good at was weakside shotblocking.

Back then he was averaging 3 blocks a game (7.5% BLK), peaking at 3.7 (BLK% of 10)

Now? He at 2 blocks a game last 2 seasons (5% BLK) but this postseason he blocking 1 shot a game on a BLK% of 2!!!!:biggums: :biggums:

Used to be a decent defensive rebounder not he aint. He physically gets manhandled by guards on loose balls or when he grabs a board right under basket.

FreezingTsmoove
05-11-2016, 12:25 AM
26 :wtf: No way in hell is this dude 26. Hes at the very least 30 yrs old

BlakFrankWhite
05-11-2016, 12:26 AM
I hope some dumbass team pays him 125 mills

imdaman99
05-11-2016, 12:26 AM
Makes you wonder what the hell Ibaka is doing in the weight room. We all know he lifts, but he is so damn weak, Kawhi snatched the ball from him, hell even Duncan got an offensive rebound on him and he's 40 :roll:

Ibaka does not belong on the floor at the end of games anymore. He never gets a 50-50 ball, doesn't box out (Kawhi got an offensive rebound on him at the end of game 3), weak hands, and he bites on every pump fake. Thankfully, Donovan has figured this out and even Kanter is doing a better job on defense than he is :lol

NBAGOAT
05-11-2016, 12:28 AM
there was an NBA high school prospect from sudan who was actually 30 http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/border-officials-arrest-man-who-was-attending-windsor-high-school-as-a-teen

Im Still Ballin
05-11-2016, 12:29 AM
Pretty funny though because Serge has been playing his role pretty well

KingPush
05-11-2016, 12:29 AM
there was an NBA high school prospect from sudan who was actually 30 http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/border-officials-arrest-man-who-was-attending-windsor-high-school-as-a-teen
Yea, thats Ibaka's little brother

Kiddlovesnets
05-11-2016, 01:23 AM
African players usually have questionable age, Mutombo was said to be older than his official age too. If this is true, its even more impressive since he was playing at 42, and if hes actually even older than this, wow.

inclinerator
05-11-2016, 01:36 AM
ibaka is old news it's all about big dick biyombo these days

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/bismack-biyombo-of-the-toronto-raptors-poses-for-a-photo-during-media-picture-id490528284

Goofsta Knicca
05-11-2016, 01:38 AM
Someone gotta light a fire under this dood's azz. Gotta let D. Fisher loose on Keri Hilson.

iamgine
05-11-2016, 02:33 AM
ibaka is old news it's all about big dick biyombo these days

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/bismack-biyombo-of-the-toronto-raptors-poses-for-a-photo-during-media-picture-id490528284
You say big dick biyombo but do not show lower body wtf man.

inclinerator
05-11-2016, 02:42 AM
You say big dick biyombo but do not show lower body wtf man.
he's from congo man

ImKobe
05-11-2016, 02:59 AM
Dude is 26 but has been declining athletically for the past 3 years

was dunking from the FT line in the slam dunk contest like 5 years ago but I ain't seen an explosive play from him since

oarabbus
05-11-2016, 03:16 AM
Dude is 26 but has been declining athletically for the past 3 years

was dunking from the FT line in the slam dunk contest like 5 years ago but I ain't seen an explosive play from him since

26s year old's athleticism doesn't drop off a cliff like that (in fact 26-28 is the peak of the prime)... and people from Africa have been known to have birth certificates saying they're younger than they are.

Lebron23
05-11-2016, 03:27 AM
26s year old's athleticism doesn't drop off a cliff like that (in fact 26-28 is the peak of the prime)... and people from Africa have been known to have birth certificates saying they're younger than they are.

He lied about his age. he looks way older than Durant and Westbrook.

Lebron23
05-11-2016, 03:31 AM
bruh arent you hella ugly as well?

Unless that dude in leborn23 avy wasnt you


That's him he posted the picture in this post a picture of yourself 7 thread.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj6ztG2wNHMAhXDopQKHZPxBlMQjBwIBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FS2Y7f2T.jpg&psig=AFQjCNFNFyf6CXsrtK-vPLrPBrmBQMLbfg&ust=1463038271723136

90sgoat
05-11-2016, 09:58 AM
Anyone born in Africa is suspect, because no one there keeps track. It's not like some dude born in a village is registered, only if the parents go to register and that can be many years later. So Ibaka might have been born in Congo and his parents went to France with him and they knew he was a good player so they lied him younger so he could dominate younger players.

This happens ALL THE TIME in soccer. It's like the teenage phenomenon some years back Freddy Adu was another case and he looks 40 today but claims to be 26.

DingDengDong
05-11-2016, 10:38 AM
Ibaka is reportedly only 26? :eek:

That seems hard to believe.

Nikola_
05-11-2016, 11:05 AM
reminds me of obafemi martins and mario balotelli. both of dem guys are couple of years older than official records say

Bosnian Sajo
05-11-2016, 12:10 PM
Ibaka is one of the most curious cases in the NBA to me, his game changed so dramatically. His first 3 years, he was known as a defensive juggernaut and would average 3+ blocks per game, and only attempted 6 threes for the first 3 years of his career.


Now he averages 1 block a game and shoots three 3 pointers every night...Used to be a post player, now you usually catch him on corner 3's or atop the key.

DingDengDong
05-11-2016, 12:16 PM
He lied about his age. he looks way older than Durant and Westbrook.
If looks are how we evaluate age, LeBron should have retired a while ago.

Levity
05-11-2016, 12:22 PM
You say big dick biyombo but do not show lower body wtf man.

im feeling the disappoint too :(

Rocketswin2013
05-11-2016, 02:36 PM
scouts estimated 2-3 years older.

Euroleague
05-11-2016, 06:55 PM
Olajuwon
Mutombo
Biyombo
Ibaka
Jianlian
Ilyasova (real name Arsen Ilyasov - real birth country Uzbekistan)
Turkoglu (not born in Turkey, and even had a fake name)

It's common knowledge that their listed birth dates are total bullshit.

There are tons of rumors in Greece that Thanasis and Giannis have fake birth dates also, since they were registered after they were actually born (parents afraid of being deported).

The general rule though is, never trust the birth info for any basketball player from,

China
Africa
Turkey

Euroleague
05-11-2016, 07:00 PM
African players usually have questionable age, Mutombo was said to be older than his official age too. If this is true, its even more impressive since he was playing at 42, and if hes actually even older than this, wow.

Mutombo and Olajuwon both implied they were 6 years older than what NBA and FIBA claimed they were.

Klayup
05-11-2016, 09:14 PM
Mutombo and Olajuwon both implied they were 6 years older than what NBA and FIBA claimed they were.
First off, http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/ulker-implicated-in-ilyasova-scandal.aspx?pageID=438&n=ulker-implicated-in-ilyasova-scandal-2003-06-13

Sh!t is cray!

Second, does that mean Mutombo played pro ball until he was 48??!!