King James The 2/7th: Offical Series

[PsychoBe]

King James II/VII, lord of the east could never conquer the west, ruled by King Kobe the 5th, and then Curry The 1st.
In an attempt to gain the wests favor, Queen Gloria, mother of James, had an affair with duke Delonte the West, close asvisor of King James. Devastated by the news of his treachery, king James ordered the immediate execution of duke Delonte. Helped by queen Gloria, duke Delonte managed to escape, destined to a life of poverty as he wandered the desolated lands of the realm...

*plays outro medieval music

Our story begins as Delonte The West escaped to the western realm to seek refuge from the tyrannical King James II/VII. He was called such due to the fact that of his seven campaigns on the West, only two battles of his was won. His last successful win was thanks to the interference of Rayus Allenius, whose mighty arrow from across the land felled the venerable Spursuite Army, who then came back better than ever thanks to the one known as Kawhilius Leonardo, The Claw of the Spursuite.

He was one of the few warriors to best King James in single combat, along with Barea The Small and eventually, Igudola of the Gold State. King James was so impressed by Kawhilius's and Igudola's combat prowess, that he personally hand-crafted golden statues and had his messengers deliver it to them at their door step.

Now, Delonte The West continues his search for the Gold State, a country in the West that King James II/VII would never dare to tread.....

[KingPush]

http://eduncovered.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg

[raprap]

Cringe

[scuzzy]

Cringe

[Gileraracer]

Looking forward for more, Lebron stans already in meltdown mode

[kamil]

Looking forward for more, Lebron stans already in meltdown mode

They've been in melt down mode since 2007

[ISHGoat]

Cringe

[Mr. Jabbar]

:applause: :applause: :applause:

I love it!

[Im Still Ballin]

Honey-nut CRINGE-O's!

BRUTAL!

[tpols]

King "smallwood" james :oldlol:


thats good shit.

[coin24]

Smallwood is the western kings jester, deliverer of the prestigious FMVP award and making the men laugh at his triple sized headband and incredibly small white welner

[Mr. Jabbar]

Amongst king smallwood James II/VII famous battles is the "battaglia del maverik". King James led his army and travelled enormous distances to the north, where lord Dirk had united small villages to uprise against the tyrant king. King James army outnumbered lord Dirks by 100:1, Not only that but the royal army was composed by well trained seasoned veterans while Dirks were merely farmers and peasants..

It was one of these peasants, Jay of the bareas who valiantly sneaked past enemy lines during the battle and stuck a pike up Lebrons arse. Lord dirk took notice and it was within seconds he got there and beheaded king James in front of his army. The army disbanded in fear and so lord dirk claimed victory over the kingdom. It is said king James didn't manage to land a single blow during the whole batlle.

But lord Dirk didnt seek fame and glory, and did not claim the kingdom. Instead, he built a keep up north where he rules all the northern villages as his protector. The bald head of king james shines high upon the keep as a warning sign to all those who shall try to oppress the uncolluded lands..

*plays outro medieval music

[sd3035]

Smallwood the bald retired from physical battle upon discovering new tactics called passive aggressive tweets

His shriveled performances on the battlefield won't soon be forgotten :applause: :applause:

[Lebron23]

A bunch of Simon looking nerds in this thread. God Bless your Souls after LeBron wins his 3rd NBA title.

[sd3035]

midget rage :rant :rant

save some of that energy for the Filipino basketball league


https://jamisonboyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/m3.jpg

[Lebron23]

save some of that energy for the Filipino basketball league


https://jamisonboyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/m3.jpg


I have seen your full body picture. You aren't even 5'5" Simon.

[sd3035]

I have seen your full body picture. You aren't even 5'5" Simon.

That would make him about a foot taller than you :lol

[PsychoBe]

save some of that energy for the Filipino basketball league


https://jamisonboyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/m3.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Lebron23]

That would make him about a foot taller than you :lol


At least I am 5'10" while you are a very small white guy. You admitted that you were bullied in High School. Poor Little Simon. Always getting owned even in this forum.

[sd3035]

At least I am 5'10" while you are a very small white guy. You admitted that you were bullied in High School. Poor Little Simon. Always getting owned even in this forum.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/midget2.jpg

[golden24boy]

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/midget2.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll:
stop bashing this little midget you dont know that...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0SzehKs4evY/VcZTjMHqTgI/AAAAAAAAI8k/lufdQzc7EMc/s1600/Words%2Bare%2Blike%2Bbullets.png

[Disaprine]

:yaohappy:

[Lebron23]

Did you even pass the height requirements at Mcdonalds?


http://s15.postimg.org/yxocsnmcr/ISHSLAY.png

Well. 20four is only 5'2", but they hired him.

http://i.imgur.com/lwFWTkb.jpg

[BlazerRed]

save some of that energy for the Filipino basketball league


https://jamisonboyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/m3.jpg
:lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

Smallwood James II/VII dominated various melee weapons but was unmatched with the flail.

[RRR3]

Haven't seen OP much lately