Just Booked My First Film Role

[DonDadda59]

Got the email a few hours ago while I was in a theater finally catching Civil War. Didn't even audition for it, the producers just made the offer based on some past shit I did. Movie is Landline (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cannes-jenny-slate-reunite-obvious-894232), that's all I know. Will update as I find out more.

We made it, ISH. We Hollywood now. :cheers:

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[ArbitraryWater]

Bruh, Im sorry, I hate to announce it this way... but, I pranked ya, bro... that was me, you didnt notice that, with the dot at the end of the e-mail? Yea, not real.. we good though?

[DonDadda59]

Bruh, Im sorry, I hate to announce it this way... but, I pranked ya, bro... that was me, you didnt notice that, with the dot at the end of the e-mail? Yea, not real.. we good though?

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[9erempiree]

Did you go with the stage name we suggested?

Don Noir? Donnie Noir?

It freaking has a ring to it

You're going to take the role right?

[highwhey]

Got the email a few hours ago while I was in a theater finally catching Civil War. Didn't even audition for it, the producers just made the offer based on some past shit I did. Movie is Landline (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cannes-jenny-slate-reunite-obvious-894232), that's all I know. Will update as I find out more.

We made it, ISH. We Hollywood now. :cheers:

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Sick. Congrats again.

Let's go to cannes next year

[Nick Young]

Is it directed by a Steven Soderbergh/David O. Russell hollywood bigwig type?

GJ

Who is in your ISH entourage?
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[DonDadda59]

Is it directed by a Steven Soderbergh/David O. Russell hollywood bigwig type?

You know as much as I do. This is all I have to go on:


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Didn't even meet them and they love me.

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They all love me.


GJ

Who is in your ISH entourage?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Entourage_cast.jpg

That will be decided through a series of increasingly humiliating public contests for my amusement, Reality TV style. I'll call it 'Dadda's Entourage: Welcome to Hollywood'.

The game starts right now. :crazysam:

[ArbitraryWater]

Don eating nice tonight

[highwhey]

You know as much as I do. This is all I have to go on:


http://i66.tinypic.com/2ngyn2w.png


Didn't even meet them and they love me.

http://www.heraldonline.com/news/politics-government/99wn7p/picture31138529/ALTERNATES/FREE_640/2016%20GOP%20Debate_Osmu

They all love me.



That will be decided through a series of increasingly humiliating public contests for my amusement, Reality TV style. I'll call it 'Dadda's Entourage: Welcome to Hollywood'.

The game starts right now. :crazysam:
B1tch you need a mexican on your squad.

I'm your man.

[DonDadda59]

Don eating nice tonight

Trying rabbit for the first time ever tonight, my nigguh. Bugs Bunny on the menu. :pimp:


B1tch you need a mexican on your squad.

I'm your man.

Throw in a Tacoma and you're on the squad.

[ROCSteady]

:djparty




Good shit Don, congrats. Personally, I feel you should have booked the role of Alby in Mazerunner. You had just teh right mix of charisma and intensity. Your gravitas was apparent.

Aml Ameen is a B.A.N. fo dat :rockon:


Also, I see your IMDB page has a swagged out profile pic, finally.

You kept your original fans sweating on that tip, fam.

I'm finna invade the message boards on your shit and plant my flag as Number One fanboy of your career.

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[Nick Young]

It would be epic if the mystery director was Lamar Doom or Starface.

[Levity]

:banana::banana:

congrats man!!!

cant wait to watch this in theaters with my friends, and when you bless the screen with your first appearance, i point to you and say "see that guy... ive posted on forums with him before!"

:djparty :party:

[DonDadda59]

:djparty




Good shit Don, congrats. Personally, I feel you should have booked the role of Alby in Mazerunner. You had just teh right mix of charisma and intensity. Your gravitas was apparent.

Aml Ameen is a B.A.N. fo dat :rockon:


Also, I see your IMDB page has a swagged out profile pic, finally.

You kept your original fans sweating on that tip, fam.

I'm finna invade the message boards on your shit and plant my flag as Number One fanboy of your career.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/93/9c/92/939c929bdcb3354edff5d02ac01400b0.jpg

My man :cheers:

F*ck Aml Ameen too.

JK haha.

[ROCSteady]

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[Nick Young]

Set in 1995 Manhattan, Landline follows three women in one family having lots of sex, drugs and Japanese food. Navigating monogamy, honesty and a long-lost New York, the Jacobs family lives in the last days when people still didn’t have cellphones and still did smoke inside. Teenager Ali (Quinn) discovers her dad (Turturro) is having an affair. Older sister Dana (Slate) uncovers her own wild side. And their mother Pat (Falco) grapples with the truth that she can’t have it all, but her family still has each other.



Hopefully you get to play the role of young corner boy with a heart of gold who introduces the 20 year old hot daughter in the family to the New York hip hop scene.

in 1995 new york IMO she's either going to be an ecstasy raver who discovers she's a lesbo, or a hip hop ho.

Not bad looking. Boink her if you get the chance.
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[Levity]

Jeff, get your ass in here and buy this guy some ISH logo socks that he can lowkey wear in his scenes.

[KiiiiNG]

Huge news bro!

You won't have any lines but maybe we'll see you in the backround for a few seconds? Regardless, we're all happy for you. Congrats!

[ROCSteady]

If you need me to kill Brian Bradley a.k.a. Astro for you, I'll do it. Quiet and nondescript

He's a potential threat to our brand that may need to be eradicated.

Once I saw that dude on Walk Amongst the Tombstones, I had a feeling he may need to be dealt with.

Luckily, his range is far more limited than a thespian such as yourself seeing that he banks on the Brooklyn accent and the street kid persona whereas you can do sophisticated, troubled yet cerebral, sentimental, etc.

Still, we can't be too safe. Astro is also an NYC kid who with a proper voice coach, could prove to be an obstacle to our main goals and aspirations.

If you want him dead just to be on the safe side, let me know. :banana:

[ArbitraryWater]

primetime dodging this thread

[ZeN]

Hopefully you get to play the role of young corner boy with a heart of gold who introduces the 20 year old hot daughter in the family to the New York hip hop scene.

in 1995 new york IMO she's either going to be an ecstasy raver who discovers she's a lesbo, or a hip hop ho.

Not bad looking. Boink her if you get the chance.
http://images.dujour.com/wp-content/uploads/assets/media/140315_JennySlate_A_0189-853x1024.jpg
Don ain't got a shot she just started dating Chris Evans

[DonDadda59]

Huge news bro!

You won't have any lines but maybe we'll see you in the backround for a few seconds? Regardless, we're all happy for you. Congrats!

Nobody puts Dadda in the corner. :no:

You right now:

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Me right now:

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Don't hate the playa.


Don ain't got a shot she just started dating Chris Evans

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[FillJackson]

You may want to stop with the oversharing right about now.

[Nick Young]

Don ain't got a shot she just started dating Chris Evans
You don't understand how Hollywood society works. These celebrity couples all constantly cheat on each other and don't care as long as they don't rub it in each other's faces or let it get out to the public. A celebrity couple that is loyal to each other is a truly rare thing indeed.

You really think a guy like Chris Evans is going to not bang every dime piece that throws themselves at him? It is impossible to resist the temptation these guys constantly face on a daily basis. Same for someone at the level of Jenny Slate.

[Im Still Ballin]

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:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DonDadda59]

If you need me to kill Brian Bradley a.k.a. Astro for you, I'll do it. Quiet and nondescript

He's a potential threat to our brand that may need to be eradicated.

Once I saw that dude on Walk Amongst the Tombstones, I had a feeling he may need to be dealt with.

Luckily, his range is far more limited than a thespian such as yourself seeing that he banks on the Brooklyn accent and the street kid persona whereas you can do sophisticated, troubled yet cerebral, sentimental, etc.

Still, we can't be too safe. Astro is also an NYC kid who with a proper voice coach, could prove to be an obstacle to our main goals and aspirations.

If you want him dead just to be on the safe side, let me know. :banana:

Funny story- When they were making Walk among Tombstones they called me in to be a stand in for him. Got to meet Liam Neeson and all that good shit.

Then late last year I went through a bunch of rounds for a lead in a feature following a Nationwide open call. It was down to me and one other dude, Astro the Astronomical Kid. Should've seen the look on his face when his former stand in walked out of the audition room after having and I'm quoting the director here, "Killed It".

I'll never forget that expression.

Director dropped out like a bitch over creative differences though.

[Jameerthefear]

:banana:

[ROCSteady]

Funny story- When they were making Walk among Tombstones they called me in to be a stand in for him. Got to meet Liam Neeson and all that good shit.

Then late last year I went through a bunch of rounds for a lead in a feature following a Nationwide open call. It was down to me and one other dude, Astro the Astronomical Kid. Should've seen the look on his face when his former stand in walked out of the audition room after having and I'm quoting the director here, "Killed It".

I'll never forget that expression.

Director dropped out like a bitch over creative differences though.

Can never doubt the instincts of a super fan such as myself. My spirit knew immediately he must be terminated for the future

I'm thinking rat poison, very Mob-esque to deflect suspicion. This little shit has already been a thorn in our side :facepalm .

When his body is found, just stick to the plan

[DonDadda59]

Can never doubt the instincts of a super fan such as myself. My spirit knew immediately he must be terminated for the future

I'm thinking rat poison, very Mob-esque to deflect suspicion. This little shit has already been a thorn in our side :facepalm .

When his body is found, just stick to the plan

On the real though, he's a good kid. Very respectful, bright, and talented. Mom is a sweet lady too.

He gets a pass.

For now. :crazysam:

[highwhey]

On the real though, he's a good kid. Very respectful, bright, and talented. Mom is a sweet lady too.

He gets a pass.

For now. :crazysam:
Bang his mom tho

[ROCSteady]

On the real though, he's a good kid. Very respectful, bright, and talented. Mom is a sweet lady too.

He gets a pass.

For now. :crazysam:

What if they reboot Mazerunner?

You don't need that kind of stress, gotta focus on immersion and universe building

[9erempiree]

Hopefully you get to play the role of young corner boy with a heart of gold who introduces the 20 year old hot daughter in the family to the New York hip hop scene.

in 1995 new york IMO she's either going to be an ecstasy raver who discovers she's a lesbo, or a hip hop ho.

Not bad looking. Boink her if you get the chance.
http://images.dujour.com/wp-content/uploads/assets/media/140315_JennySlate_A_0189-853x1024.jpg

They are going to give him some stereotypical role. This is where Don Noir comes into play. Some hip hop dude.

I'm looking forward to it.

He should just accept it so they can start filming already.

[ROCSteady]

Bang his mom tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TPbbepTx54

Lucky you aren't in the streets.

What is your problem man?

[9erempiree]

Takes place in the 90's, GOAT hip hop generation, they better get their clothing on point to the time period.

Think New York Undercover. Bubble jackets, baggy jeans and Timbs. Throw in some Nautica, Tommy Hil and Polo. Beanies, nice watch and chain.

You have to make the character proper.

[ROCSteady]

I already spoke to the director and negotiated that part of his role would be that of an EXTREME Michael Jordan, Bulls fan.

Think Spike Lee in Do the Right Thing aesthetically but swapping out the Jackie Robinson jawn jawn for a screen printed red Champion # 23 piece.

I will not disclose what I had to do to procure this angle on the character but real super fans ride or die....I will say that

[ROCSteady]

Takes place in the 90's, GOAT hip hop generation, they better get their clothing on point to the time period.

Think New York Undercover. Bubble jackets, baggy jeans and Timbs. Throw in some Nautica, Tommy Hil and Polo. Beanies, nice watch and chain.

You have to make the character proper.

You're so white :facepalm

Didn;t even mention Pelli Pelli or Karl Kani :no: