Amber Heard files for divorce from Johnny Depp

[Lebron23]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amber-heard-files-for-divorce-from-johnny-depp-report-w207961

[stalkerforlife]

Did he sign a prenup?

[Goofsta Knicca]

She'z like dis ngga weird n smells funny.

[BigBoss]

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/johnny-depp-arrives-at-the-27th-annual-palm-springs-international-picture-id503263708

" Argh I hit that raw in da booty"

Motherphucker is morphing into a pirate

[Patrick Chewing]

Those can't be his real teeth

[NumberSix]

Those can't be his real teeth
I think those are the Pirates of the Caribbean teeth.

[ekosky]

She got tired of d!ck, I guess?

Ain't this bitch a dyke?

[Smoke117]

He didn't sign a prenup (worth 400 million with his own private island) and she wants spousal support even though she has her own successful career. Gold digger. Her worth is estimated at 10-15 mil and she has 4 upcoming movies coming out...but she needs spousal support. Johnny getting taken by a piece of ass.

[TomCat]

He didn't sign a prenup (worth 400 million with his own private island) and she wants spousal support even though she has her own successful career. Gold digger.

Judges typically do not award support on short term marriage such as 1 year.

[gigantes]

she claims that he was beating her.

[IcanzIIravor]

she claims that he was beating her.

Unless she has some police reports, photos and video that won't fly. Marriage didn't last long and she has a successful career, so be interesting if she is successful in the spousal support department. Either way crazy of a guy worth that much not to have an iron clad prenup.

[gigantes]

Unless she has some police reports, photos and video that won't fly. Marriage didn't last long and she has a successful career, so be interesting if she is successful in the spousal support department. Either way crazy of a guy worth that much not to have an iron clad prenup.
and BINGO was its name, oh.

[Reef]

Unless she has some police reports, photos and video that won't fly. Marriage didn't last long and she has a successful career, so be interesting if she is successful in the spousal support department. Either way crazy of a guy worth that much not to have an iron clad prenup.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/05/27/0527-amber-heard-injury-tmz-3.jpg

[dude77]

she's a lesbian .. marries very well off guy .. divorces him after a year .. looking for that payday .. if they give her any $$ at all lol .. dudes never fkn learn .. she probably caught him at a vulnerable moment

[BlakFrankWhite]

I'd eat her ass out :confusedshrug:

[bluechox2]

20 Million

[tomtucker]

fun times with your lawyer eh ?

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/05/29/0529-amber-heard-all-laughs-after-filing-for-divorce-gallery-launch-splash-4.jpg

:biggums:

i have never seen anyone having such a blast around lawyers

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/29/amber-heard-photos-smiling-court/


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[BigBoss]

Textbook crazy bitch trying to take a man's money. Bitch claims Johnny beat her and filed a restraining order

[dude77]

fun times with your lawyer eh ?

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/05/29/0529-amber-heard-all-laughs-after-filing-for-divorce-gallery-launch-splash-4.jpg

:biggums:

i have never seen anyone having such a blast around lawyers

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/29/amber-heard-photos-smiling-court/


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:kobe: makeup should be outlawed


on another note, a lot of folks are vouching for him .. hopefully the courts don't fall for it ..

depp is being blackmailed (http://www.thewrap.com/johnny-depp-is-being-blackmailed-by-amber-heard-heres-how-i-know-guest-column/)

[Lebron23]

Depp's neighbor said Amber Heard faked her injuries, and he never hurt her.

[Patrick Chewing]

Have ya'll been keeping up with the details of their divorce trial? Apparently she used to shit in bed and he slapped her around because of it.

[warriorfan]

fun times with your lawyer eh ?

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/05/29/0529-amber-heard-all-laughs-after-filing-for-divorce-gallery-launch-splash-4.jpg

:biggums:

i have never seen anyone having such a blast around lawyers

http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/29/amber-heard-photos-smiling-court/


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We need to get pic on the right as an ISh emoji

[CelticBaller]

So not only is she a hoe, but she also a lying ass bitch?


this is some level 100 thottery

[TheMan]

Meh, overrated looking Karen ho

[imdaman99]

Didn't the internet petition her ass off Aquaman 2? :lol

[jstern]

The newspaper posted various pictures of her duty. I wish I never saw it. Would be a great way to ruin this thread. The cleaning lady was like, "It was awful, it smelled horrible." Not an exact quote, but I rather not search for it.

[ArbitraryWater]

That woman is absolute filth

[Patrick Chewing]

The newspaper posted various pictures of her duty. I wish I never saw it. Would be a great way to ruin this thread. The cleaning lady was like, "It was awful, it smelled horrible." Not an exact quote, but I rather not search for it.

I gotta see this shit.

[msbutthurt]

The newspaper posted various pictures of her duty. I wish I never saw it. Would be a great way to ruin this thread. The cleaning lady was like, "It was awful, it smelled horrible." Not an exact quote, but I rather not search for it.


It's a little slimy poo, with a schmear of liquid diarrhea trail next to it on the sheets.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6dX3adgwKQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waRoEw0P1og

[msbutthurt]

I gotta see this shit.

https://pagesix.com/2020/07/14/the-poop-that-ruined-johnny-depp-and-amber-heards-marriage/

[coin24]

Amber Turd:lol

[Patrick Chewing]

If my wife shit the bed as a prank, I'm rubbing her face in it.

[msbutthurt]

If my wife shit the bed as a prank, I'm rubbing her face in it.



http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/281311-2/Chimp-throws-poop-at-grandma.gif




https://ll-media.tmz.com/2017/04/03/040317-chimp-poo-throw-primary-1200x630.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

:roll:

[msbutthurt]

Amber Turd:lol


Amber Turd Alert


beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeep

This is an Amber turd alert. At 2:07 AM, Amber Turd, a grown woman, took a dump on her husband's bed. She is 5'8", 121 pounds, light skin, fake blonde hair, gray eyes and a brown butthole. She was last seen wiping her ass on Johnny Depp's sheets. If you have any information on her whereabouts, please call 555-POOP. That's 555-7667. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

[TheMan]

Amber Turd Alert


beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeep

This is an Amber turd alert. At 2:07 AM, Amber Turd, a grown woman, took a dump on her husband's bed. She is 5'8", 121 pounds, light skin, fake blonde hair, gray eyes and a brown butthole. She was last seen wiping her ass on Johnny Depp's sheets. If you have any information on her whereabouts, please call 555-POOP. That's 555-7667. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
:facepalm

Shoulda quit while you were ahead...that post with the shit flinging ape was hilarious, this post was lame.

[Facepalm]

Amber Turd Alert


beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeep

This is an Amber turd alert. At 2:07 AM, Amber Turd, a grown woman, took a dump on her husband's bed. She is 5'8", 121 pounds, light skin, fake blonde hair, gray eyes and a brown butthole. She was last seen wiping her ass on Johnny Depp's sheets. If you have any information on her whereabouts, please call 555-POOP. That's 555-7667. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

https://media.tenor.com/images/924d3c6a4bc528a201649a0637b4fdec/tenor.gif

[msbutthurt]

:facepalm

Shoulda quit while you were ahead...that post with the shit flinging ape was hilarious, this post was lame.



I couldn't care less what dirty brown water trash think. Especially if they were to find people like Amy Schumer funny. Anybody who would watch/laugh at Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Lilly Singh, Chelsea Handler... their opinion on comedy and having fun is irrelevant. I'm not sure leftists are even capable of having fun, they definitely aren't capable of being funny. Insert fake laugh track audience. For the record, leftists shouldn't find amber alert jokes funny seeing as the majority of children abducted, sex trafficked and raped are at the hands of the far left. Rape shouldn't be funny to people that are actively on the side of the majority of child rapists in the U.S.

[coin24]

I couldn't care less what dirty brown water trash think. Especially if they were to find people like Amy Schumer funny. Anybody who would watch/laugh at Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Lilly Singh, Chelsea Handler... their opinion on comedy and having fun is irrelevant. I'm not sure leftists are even capable of having fun, they definitely aren't capable of being funny. Insert fake laugh track audience. For the record, leftists shouldn't find amber alert jokes funny seeing as the majority of children abducted, sex trafficked and raped are at the hands of the far left. Rape shouldn't be funny to people that are actively on the side of the majority of child rapists in the U.S.


That's a fantastic list of unfunny w@nkers.. I would also add Trevor Noah..

Lily Singh jeez I don't understand how anyone on earth could find her funny in the slightest :facepalm

[Derka]

The little I’ve read about this...they both sound like complete assholes.

[ArbitraryWater]

The little I’ve read about this...they both sound like complete assholes.

i didnt read much about it so i havent yet heard what depp do?

[CelticBaller]

i didnt read much about it so i havent yet heard what depp do?

yeah if anything it sounds like Depp is ***** whipped lol

[TheMan]

I couldn't care less what dirty brown water trash think. Especially if they were to find people like Amy Schumer funny. Anybody who would watch/laugh at Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Lilly Singh, Chelsea Handler... their opinion on comedy and having fun is irrelevant. I'm not sure leftists are even capable of having fun, they definitely aren't capable of being funny. Insert fake laugh track audience. For the record, leftists shouldn't find amber alert jokes funny seeing as the majority of children abducted, sex trafficked and raped are at the hands of the far left. Rape shouldn't be funny to people that are actively on the side of the majority of child rapists in the U.S.Ok white trash...

Lol, of all those comedians you listed, the only one I like is Stephen Colbert, he is funny, you don't like him because he shits on Trump. I know comedy, I don't find rightwingers funny at all, I've no time for lame asses like Larry The Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Dennis Miller, Adam Corrolla or Tim Allen.

My idea of funny dudes are Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr, Andy Kaufman, Larry David, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks...

[Derka]

i didnt read much about it so i havent yet heard what depp do?
He admits to be being drunk and junked out most of the marriage, but not to beating her ass.

She sounds like she’s got Hollywood writers coming up with the various insane ways he kicked her ass.