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scuzzy
05-29-2016, 12:28 PM
Dude put the team on his back

Killer Instinct, will to win

Mamba'eque performance


29 pts, 7 reb, 3 ast, 3 to, 10/31


goat gunna goat

:confusedshrug:

Mr Feeny
05-29-2016, 12:36 PM
Dude put the team on his back

Killer Instinct, will to win

Mamba'eque performance


29 pts, 7 reb, 3 ast, 3 to, 10/31


goat gunna goat

:confusedshrug:

You see nothing wrong with having less points than shots taken?
No wonder you're a Kobe fan. Jesus f'ing Christ these Kobe stans:biggums:

ScalsFan21
05-29-2016, 12:39 PM
It was a dreadful game. It felt to me the whole time like his brutal start (took some tough but understandable shots early) was bound to even out after he started 2-10, and it just... didn't and he finished 8-21 even after that. TOs and bad plays down the stretch. Given how much work Russ did to get them that lead, it's hard not to give Kevin like 80% of the blame for that miserably inexcusable choke on your home floor with a chance to end a 73-win dream season and finally get your second crack at the King.

Instead he's going to have to watch two better basketball players compete for a championship. :(

beastee
05-29-2016, 12:49 PM
You see nothing wrong with having less points than shots taken?
No wonder you're a Kobe fan. Jesus f'ing Christ these Kobe stans:biggums:
He is a Dubeta alt. Kobe hater. I know it is hard to keep track of them all, but his shtick is to act like a Kobe fan and prop up bad performances.

Weak, but aren't most of the trolls here?

TheImmortal
05-29-2016, 12:53 PM
He is a Dubeta alt. Kobe hater. I know it is hard to keep track of them all, but his shtick is to act like a Kobe fan and prop up bad performances.

Weak, but aren't most of the trolls here?
Mr Feeny is a gullible retard as well.. Don't even bother explaining to him.

ArbitraryWater
05-29-2016, 12:59 PM
:roll:

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 01:47 PM
WCF games in which Kobe shot 30+ shots...

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/pgl_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id=&match=game&year_min=1997&year_max=2010&age_min=0&age_max=99&team_id=LAL&opp_id=&is_playoffs=Y&round_id=wcf&game_num_type=&game_num_min=&game_num_max=&game_month=&game_day=&game_location=&game_result=&is_starter=&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&c1stat=fga&c1comp=gt&c1val=30&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pts

http://i.imgur.com/DGFzv.gif

Mr. Jabbar
05-29-2016, 01:55 PM
They lost, nothing kobesque about L's. If anything he pulled a lebron during pressure games

Unreal234
05-29-2016, 01:59 PM
Difference is Kobe probably hits the game winner with the 10/31 statline.

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 02:06 PM
http://s33.postimg.org/8i16mpf4v/sdfadsasd.png


So that's 2 or 3 similar games in 200 playoff games.

And they were still better than Durant.

fragokota
05-29-2016, 02:09 PM
http://s33.postimg.org/8i16mpf4v/sdfadsasd.png


So that's 2 or 3 similar games in 200 playoff games.

I see a lot of L's on the W/L column when he took so many shots though.

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 02:18 PM
I see a lot of L's on the W/L column when he took so many shots though.

Of course. He was important to his team.

But he played 183 other PO games. And half of these are borderline great.

Kobe was just not a 10/30 guy in the playoffs.

coin24
05-29-2016, 03:49 PM
As a virgin, OP has nothing else to do than to get some attention on here by being a fgt..

scuzzy
05-29-2016, 04:46 PM
As a virgin, OP has nothing else to do than to get some attention on here by being a fgt..
Sorry Cashew24, I'm allergic to nuts baby boy :lol

SexSymbol
05-29-2016, 04:48 PM
Difference is Kobe probably hits the game winner with the 10/31 statline.
truest comment of the century.

warriorfan
05-29-2016, 06:10 PM
op is a virgin for sure

Smoke117
05-29-2016, 06:11 PM
To to be fair...that's more of an Allen Iverson shooting line than it is a kobe one.

aj1987
05-29-2016, 06:20 PM
7-10
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude is a glorified chucker. :roll:

BTW:

http://s33.postimg.org/tydan919r/Screen_Shot_2016_05_30_at_3_51_08_AM.png

Smoke117
05-29-2016, 06:26 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude is a glorified chucker. :roll:

BTW:

http://s33.postimg.org/tydan919r/Screen_Shot_2016_05_30_at_3_51_08_AM.png

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/dwyane-wade.gif

SouBeachTalents
05-29-2016, 06:29 PM
How do you only score 8 points on 20 shots?

Smoke117
05-29-2016, 06:35 PM
How do you only score 8 points on 20 shots?

You're talking about a guy who air balled 4 shots in the clutch...this is kobe bryant were talking about.

scuzzy
05-29-2016, 06:39 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude is a glorified chucker. :roll:

BTW:

http://s33.postimg.org/tydan919r/Screen_Shot_2016_05_30_at_3_51_08_AM.png

Goat gunna goat

:lol

InsanityKills
05-29-2016, 06:40 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude is a glorified chucker. :roll:

BTW:

http://s33.postimg.org/tydan919r/Screen_Shot_2016_05_30_at_3_51_08_AM.png
Wow! I was a HUGE Kobe stan before I saw these stats. Absolutely disgusting! He is the definition of a cancer to a team.

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 06:50 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude is a glorified chucker. :roll:

BTW:

http://s33.postimg.org/tydan919r/Screen_Shot_2016_05_30_at_3_51_08_AM.png

Oh so now we are moving the goalpost. It's just about bad procentages now?

Sure relying on a lot of 97 and 98 by the way.

Between 2001 and 2010 less than 15% of Kobe games was sub-35%. That's 17 out of 148 games.

Durant has had 5 of those games in 14 playoff games this year.

pauk
05-29-2016, 06:50 PM
They lost, nothing kobesque about L's. If anything he pulled a lebron during pressure games

What? Its exactly the L's that Kobesque... he has lost before Finals and/or missed the playoffs a fair share of more times than Lebron... which is the main reason your fam has invented the "X of X in Finals" stat so you can ignore 99% of the rest of the playoff series (well, that and for purpose of ignoring he has only 1 mvp & 2 fmvps/2 alpha rings and that he has been carried to 60% of his rings)... all for the purpose of acting like Kobe is a bigger winner / has better impact / makes his team better or something... its sad, i mean you cant fool anybody...

warriorfan
05-29-2016, 06:51 PM
Oh so now we are moving the goalpost. It's just about bad procentages now?

Sure relying on a lot of 97 and 98 by the way.

LeBron stans sinking their own agenda during an ether attempt

:roll: :roll: :roll:

aj1987
05-29-2016, 06:54 PM
Oh so now we are moving the goalpost. It's just about bad procentages now?

Sure relying on a lot of 97 and 98 by the way.
19 of those game are from '00 onwards, Loser 32. 8 in the freaking FINALS. :roll: :roll:

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 06:59 PM
19 of those game are from '00 onwards, Loser 32. 8 in the freaking FINALS. :roll: :roll:

I'm still waiting on what this has to do with Durant shooting 30 shots on 33%.

19 out of 192 games including all the games with injuries (2000) and a rape cases around his neck (2004). Impressive.

Sure better than what Durant is doing right now.

InsanityKills
05-29-2016, 07:00 PM
What? Its exactly the L's that Kobesque... he has lost before Finals and/or missed the playoffs a fair share of more times than Lebron... which is the main reason your fam has invented the "X of X in Finals" stat so you can ignore 99% of the rest of the playoff series (well, that and for purpose of ignoring he has only 1 mvp & 2 fmvps/2 alpha rings and that he has been carried to 60% of his rings)... all for the purpose of acting like Kobe is a bigger winner / has better impact / makes his team better or something... its sad, i mean you cant fool anybody...
HOLY SHIT! Kobe fam exposed.:applause: :applause:

ballinhun8
05-29-2016, 07:04 PM
Sorry Cashew24, I'm allergic to nuts baby boy :lol



Not lebron's though

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 07:12 PM
And just to finish of the haters comparing this to Kobe...


Let's look at some of the WCF games where Kobe has had a chance to get to the NBA finals...


2000

Game 6 vs Blazers: 33 pts, 6 ast, 2 rb, 12-24 fg

Game 7 vs Blazers: 25 pts, 11 rb, 7 ast, 4 stl, 3 blk, 9-19 fg

2001

Game 4 vs Spurs: 24 pts, 11 ast, 2 rb, 10-19 fg

2002

Game 7 vs Kings: 30 pts, 10 rb, 7 ast, 2 stl, 10-26 fg

2008

Game 5 vs Spurs: 39 pts, 3 ast, 3 rb, 2 stl. 16-30 fg

2009

Game 6 vs Nuggets: 35 pts, 10 ast, 6 rb, 12-20 fg

2010

Game 6 vs Suns: 37 pts, 6 rb, 2 ast, 2 stl, 12-25 fg

scuzzy
05-29-2016, 07:25 PM
Oh so now we are moving the goalpost. It's just about bad procentages now?

Sure relying on a lot of 97 and 98 by the way.

Between 2001 and 2010 less than 15% of Kobe games was sub-35%. That's 17 out of 148 games.

Durant has had 5 of those games in 14 playoff games this year.

LOL Talk about cherry picking stats? you want to filter out his seasons where he didnt have HOF rosters to disqualify the fact he wasnt getting double teamed to fit your narrative:lol

Sorry kid thats not how it works, kobe played 20 seaons not 9 lmao

And for the record, YOURE the one who adjusted the stats by percentages to fit your agenda that "he doeant chuck". Aj was the one who aligned them by Points

knicksman
05-29-2016, 07:46 PM
Except kobe could make those shots while bran and durant cant thus 5/7 and 2/6. And its clear that you dont understand the game coz the goal is to make what is bad shot for others a good shot for you. Thats why bran is taking Ls after Ls coz an open midrange is already a bad shot for him. Lol

Magic 32
05-29-2016, 09:05 PM
And for the record, YOURE the one who adjusted the stats by percentages to fit your agenda that "he doeant chuck". Aj was the one who aligned them by Points

Nope.

You guys wanted the 30+ shots and sub 35% shooting.

And you got burned.

Now let us enjoy 2/7.

coin24
05-29-2016, 09:09 PM
What? Its exactly the L's that Kobesque... he has lost before Finals and/or missed the playoffs a fair share of more times than Lebron... which is the main reason your fam has invented the "X of X in Finals" stat so you can ignore 99% of the rest of the playoff series (well, that and for purpose of ignoring he has only 1 mvp & 2 fmvps/2 alpha rings and that he has been carried to 60% of his rings)... all for the purpose of acting like Kobe is a bigger winner / has better impact / makes his team better or something... its sad, i mean you cant fool anybody...


Can't wait for 2/7:lol :lol

LeWitness greatness

scuzzy
05-29-2016, 11:28 PM
Nope.

You guys wanted the 30+ shots and sub 35% shooting.

And you got burned.

Now let us enjoy 2/7.


Nope

The narrative is Kobe game stateliness look decent until you glance at the amount of Field Goal Attemts to Field Goals Made

And you got embarrassed

We've been enjoying 6 straight finals vs 3 straight missed playoffs

:cheers:

Straight_Ballin
05-30-2016, 12:42 AM
What is it with kids these days having to be let down by James and KD? One guy is about to be 2/7 and the other just showed the world that he sucks when it counts. When I watched basketball it wasn't to see whether or not MJ would lose in the finals, it was to see HOW he would win. It wasn't a question of IF he would win. The whole damn world knew he was gonna win if he had enough of a supporting cast to help him get to the finals. Kids these days bite their nails down to the bone wondering if bron will put up decent stats in the finals already knowing that he's gonna lose and their only response is some captain obvious shit like: "well, MJ had trouble getting to the finals before he actually had a decent team."
:biggums:

scuzzy
05-30-2016, 12:52 AM
^^ 40yo writing essays that no one reads :roll: :roll:

Straight_Ballin
05-30-2016, 12:55 AM
^^ 40yo writing essays that no one reads :roll: :roll:

^
melting down over 2/7 :lol