Condoms fall off of me...does this happen to anyone else?

[stalkerforlife]

After just a few thrusts, the condom starts getting really baggy and starts to fall off. It sucks and makes it feel weird.

I've never looked for condoms made for smaller men, but i'm sure they have them; the question is can I muster the courage to buy them at a store or do I just get them online.

I hate shopping online and waiting.

[NumberSix]

Nah, I can't get them to go on in the first place.

[G-train]

After just a few thrusts, the condom starts getting really baggy and starts to fall off. It sucks and makes it feel weird.

I've never looked for condoms made for smaller men, but i'm sure they have them; the question is can I muster the courage to buy them at a store or do I just get them online.

I hate shopping online and waiting.

Get a vasectomy, for all our sakes.

[Kvnzhangyay]

After just a few thrusts, the condom starts getting really baggy and starts to fall off. It sucks and makes it feel weird.

I've never looked for condoms made for smaller men, but i'm sure they have them; the question is can I muster the courage to buy them at a store or do I just get them online.

I hate shopping online and waiting.

Stop trying to thrust when you aren't hard

[G-train]

After just a few thrusts, the condom starts getting really baggy and starts to fall off. It sucks and makes it feel weird.

I've never looked for condoms made for smaller men, but i'm sure they have them; the question is can I muster the courage to buy them at a store or do I just get them online.

I hate shopping online and waiting.

what are you thrusting into?

[poido123]

:roll:

[stalkerforlife]

Stop trying to thrust when you aren't hard

I'm completely erect and it still falls off due to how skinny my member is.

[stalkerforlife]

Nah, I can't get them to go on in the first place.

You're too big or too small?

[poido123]

I'm completely erect and it still falls off due to how skinny my member is.


Get the pencil snipped off and start again.


Heard some guy from India had a d.ck transplant using part of his arm or something, and now he has a full blown stump of glory.

[highwhey]

Get the pencil snipped off and start again.


Heard some guy from India had a d.ck transplant using part of his arm or something, and now he has a full blown stump of glory.
Since you work for an airliner, you could easily get cheap passage to India to visit that Doctor yourself.

[stalkerforlife]

Get the pencil snipped off and start again.


Heard some guy from India had a d.ck transplant using part of his arm or something, and now he has a full blown stump of glory.

:lol

[SpecialQue]

I'm completely erect and it still falls off due to how skinny my member is.

You need to use a **** ring. Put the condom on and then apply the ring to the base of you ***** around the condom. They sell rings in many different sizes, and some are adjustable.

[stalkerforlife]

You need to use a **** ring. Put the condom on and then apply the ring to the base of you ***** around the condom. They sell rings in many different sizes, and some are adjustable.

Damn, dude...great suggestion.

I will seriously look into this.

:cheers:

[Smoke117]

Get a vasectomy, for all our sakes.

This. Stop the welfare train now.

[Megabox!]

OP is a weird dude

[Bosnian Sajo]

Bro....there are ways to make your dick bigger. And I'm not talking about any kind of surgery or any kind of pills, there are exercises that you can do to make your dick bigger. Girth and length, I'm not even kidding. It won't get you from 3" to 9", but it could get you from small to regular/above average.


Google it. I haven't tried it myself, since I am pretty ok with my size...although it wouldn't hurt to increase length a bit for flaccid length (solid 6" when erect, maybe slightly less...condom never falls off at least :lol) but I know for a fact that you will see results after a certain amount of time. Charlamagne (one of the realest dudes in radio) increased his length 2" doing these exercises, he wouldn't be bullshitting for no reason about it, he's not that type of dude.

[stalkerforlife]

Bro....there are ways to make your dick bigger. And I'm not talking about any kind of surgery or any kind of pills, there are exercises that you can do to make your dick bigger. Girth and length, I'm not even kidding. It won't get you from 3" to 9", but it could get you from small to regular/above average.


Google it. I haven't tried it myself, since I am pretty ok with my size...although it wouldn't hurt to increase length a bit for flaccid length (solid 6" when erect, maybe slightly less...condom never falls off at least :lol) but I know for a fact that you will see results after a certain amount of time. Charlamagne (one of the realest dudes in radio) increased his length 2" doing these exercises, he wouldn't be bullshitting for no reason about it, he's not that type of dude.

Thanks for the heads up.

I'm going to try the coc k ring and then go from there.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Thanks for the heads up.

I'm going to try the coc k ring and then go from there.


Nooooo nothing like that lol, it's actual ****ing exercises you'd do once a day for like 15-20 minutes. That ring shit will make your ding fall off :lol

[Nilocon165]

I don't even have male genitalia

[G-train]

I don't even have male genitalia

Commiserations

[Bosnian Sajo]

I don't even have male genitalia


ISH's very own eunuch :cheers:

[TheReal Kendall]

get female condoms, feels like you going raw.

kinda weird though watching her put it in but its all good after that part.

Oh and they cost like 2 to 3 bucks for one but worth it

[SpecialQue]

That ring shit will make your ding fall off :lol

There's only a risk of tissue damage if you leave it on for half an hour.

OP, do you usually spend half an hour ****ing your girl? If you do, I'd suggest seriously keeping an eye on the clock and taking a break around the 25 minute point. Maybe ask her to suck you off or go down on her, or make out with her for a bit. You can even stick your finger inside her and then put it in her mouth. Some women are into that shit.

[fsvr54]

Bro....there are ways to make your dick bigger. And I'm not talking about any kind of surgery or any kind of pills, there are exercises that you can do to make your dick bigger. Girth and length, I'm not even kidding. It won't get you from 3" to 9", but it could get you from small to regular/above average.


Google it. I haven't tried it myself, since I am pretty ok with my size...although it wouldn't hurt to increase length a bit for flaccid length (solid 6" when erect, maybe slightly less...condom never falls off at least :lol) but I know for a fact that you will see results after a certain amount of time. Charlamagne (one of the realest dudes in radio) increased his length 2" doing these exercises, he wouldn't be bullshitting for no reason about it, he's not that type of dude.

Are you talking about jelqing or kegels?

[SpaceJam]

This thread though :roll:

[bigkingsfan]

****

[Jameerthefear]

Bro....there are ways to make your dick bigger. And I'm not talking about any kind of surgery or any kind of pills, there are exercises that you can do to make your dick bigger. Girth and length, I'm not even kidding. It won't get you from 3" to 9", but it could get you from small to regular/above average.


Google it. I haven't tried it myself, since I am pretty ok with my size...although it wouldn't hurt to increase length a bit for flaccid length (solid 6" when erect, maybe slightly less...condom never falls off at least :lol) but I know for a fact that you will see results after a certain amount of time. Charlamagne (one of the realest dudes in radio) increased his length 2" doing these exercises, he wouldn't be bullshitting for no reason about it, he's not that type of dude.
ive always been scared of doing that shit. i mean, i have a decent size 7.5 but i want to get to 8. idk just scared to try it.

[Bosnian Sajo]

ive always been scared of doing that shit. i mean, i have a decent size 7.5 but i want to get to 8. idk just scared to try it.


Scared of what? :lol and damn son, you packing. I'm surprised you don't get bitches, you have no idea how many white girls are out there fiending for bbc's. Doing exercises would get you to a solid 9 though bro.


Jelqing is one technique, but I have heard of others. I've never done it because it takes months of doing it to get results, and I got no patience for that lol. If I'm gonna work out anything, it'll be my body to get more muscle and lean, not my dick for length :lol Cool thing about it though is that it is permanent, you don't have to keep repeating these exercises.


https://phallogauge.com/guide/images/jelq-steps.png

[Jameerthefear]

Scared of what? :lol and damn son, you packing. I'm surprised you don't get bitches, you have no idea how many white girls are out there fiending for bbc's. Doing exercises would get you to a solid 9 though bro.


Jelqing is one technique, but I have heard of others. I've never done it because it takes months of doing it to get results, and I got no patience for that lol. If I'm gonna work out anything, it'll be my body to get more muscle and lean, not my dick for length :lol Cool thing about it though is that it is permanent, you don't have to keep repeating these exercises.


https://phallogauge.com/guide/images/jelq-steps.png
scared of damaging my dick. if it's that easy tho...

[stalkerforlife]

I'm far too lazy and undisciplined to do those exercises.

Plus my little guy is sensitive and it looks painful.

[TheReal Kendall]

:biggums:

This Nikka really posted instructions with pics...:facepalm

Yeah shit just got weird :biggums:

[Hawker]

:biggums:

This Nikka really posted instructions with pics...:facepalm

Yeah shit just got weird :biggums:

I feel like 10-15 years ago he would've got clowned if he posted that on ISH. Nowadays it's just no big deal. Just a dick...

[oarabbus]

:biggums:

This Nikka really posted instructions with pics...:facepalm

Yeah shit just got weird :biggums:

:roll:

[AintNoSunshine]

Your d!ks too small, get a smaller size.

Better to be embarrassed when shop than in bed dude.

[COnDEMnED]

Sorry to hear about your predicament. You're either buying too big or too small. Duct tape and super glue fixes almost anything. If not, maybe you could befriend Lebron23 and he can get you the inside track to Filipino regular size condoms.





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[Jasper]

OP , we call that needle dick.

My best advise is what a neighbor told me what he does, he uses a rubber latex glove ,,, he cuts off the little finger , than coats it with butter.

He said girls like butter , but peanut butter is much better.

[Nilocon165]

Just be happy you don't have a micropenis

[ArbitraryWater]

I dont wanna do those excercises.. dont wanna harm my lil buddy or spent so much time on it

[ArbitraryWater]

I feel like 10-15 years ago he would've got clowned if he posted that on ISH. Nowadays it's just no big deal. Just a dick...

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

Sajo, you got those instructions for proper ass washes n ass shaving, too? Something proper

[HylianNightmare]

Don't use a condom...

[Bosnian Sajo]

Sajo, you got those instructions for proper ass washes n ass shaving, too? Something proper

Yea bro, I'll pm em to you :lol

[Bosnian Sajo]

I feel like 10-15 years ago he would've got clowned if he posted that on ISH. Nowadays it's just no big deal. Just a dick...

The fact that you've been on ISH that long is enough reason to get clowned :oldlol:



I'm just trying to help stalk out, help em satisfy his girl. If we wont help him who will?

[alenleomessi]

those 'exercises' are for length man.. OP has a pencil d*ck.. im afraid there is no hope for him

[stalkerforlife]

Length is irrelevant unless you're like 3-4 inches.

THICKNESS is what satisfies a woman.

And I have a pencil member.

Those exercises won't help me.

[riseagainst]

ive always been scared of doing that shit. i mean, i have a decent size 7.5 but i want to get to 8. idk just scared to try it.

damn bro. Pic please?

[LJJ]

maybe you could befriend Lebron23 and he can get you the inside track to Filipino regular size condoms.

This shit is real though. I remember buying condoms in Japan and they were tight as **** compared to regular condoms.

[senelcoolidge]

What about weights? A 1 pound or more weight hung from the ***** will make it longer..I think they do that in India or Pakistan. Also attaching a small weight while erected can increase girth..I think that's from Pakistan too.

[Jasper]

those 'exercises' are for length man.. OP has a pencil d*ck.. im afraid there is no hope for him
put pencil up dick ?

[Jasper]

What about weights? A 1 pound or more weight hung from the ***** will make it longer..I think they do that in India or Pakistan. Also attaching a small weight while erected can increase girth..I think that's from Pakistan too.
worldly knowledge :no:

[Bosnian Sajo]

What about weights? A 1 pound or more weight hung from the ***** will make it longer..I think they do that in India or Pakistan. Also attaching a small weight while erected can increase girth..I think that's from Pakistan too.


Now that sounds dangerous :oldlol:

[Levity]

I'm far too lazy and undisciplined to do those exercises.

Plus my little guy is sensitive and it looks painful.

:lol

[Hawker]

The fact that you've been on ISH that long is enough reason to get clowned :oldlol:



I'm just trying to help stalk out, help em satisfy his girl. If we wont help him who will?


I have no idea why you took this as an insult but ok. It was just a comment. Touchy, touchy. And yes, 10 years too long. You're well on your way too. :cheers:

[Draz]

Wonder what jams girth is

[Bosnian Sajo]

I have no idea why you took this as an insult but ok. It was just a comment. Touchy, touchy. And yes, 10 years too long. You're well on your way too. :cheers:


I have no idea why you think I'm insulted. Wanna kiss and make up?

[stalkerforlife]

Wonder what jams girth is

He said 7.5 inches long proudly, so it makes me think he's in denial about what actually satisfies a woman...which is girth.

I think it may be skinny.

[tomtucker]

put pencil up dick ?
try google image that !

[Jameerthefear]

He said 7.5 inches long proudly, so it makes me think he's in denial about what actually satisfies a woman...which is girth.

I think it may be skinny.
I've honestly never measured girth before so idk