Grossest or worst dish you've ever eaten?

[$LakerGold]

I believe we haven't had a topic like this in a long time. I'll start:

I'd have to go with a plate of squids, I only ate two but I think that counts. I gave up as I was chewing the second piece, I was like "**** it...". It was at a Filipino restaurant w/ friends. Worst I've ever eaten. Though, I'll eat calamari's any time.



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JEFF, WHAT WAS YOURS?

[FillJackson]

Though, I'll eat calamari's any time.


JEFF, WHAT WAS YOURS?

What was different about this squid from fried squid? Also Calamari like squid is already plural.


The worst dish, I ever ordered was Barbarian Soup in a homesetyle Thai restaurant. We thought the toilet was backed up. I can't said I ate it because once we realized what it was we had them take it away.

It really seemed like a joke. Like nothing that would ever be on a menu.

[gigantes]

just a single interview with andrew zimmern (bizarre foods) was enough to fill my head with shit that i would never dare to try, such as:

lutefisk - white fish soaked in a lye solution until it turns gelatinous, buttered coffee - i think it's big in turkey, animal genitalia - i'm sure it tastes wonderful, but...

probably the worst thing i've actually tried has been vegemite spread. in fact i do like fermented / stinky cheese tastes, but vegemite has so much salt that it tastes like concentrated sea water. you have to use a huge amount of butter to balance it out, and i just don't see the point.

on the flip side, i'm looking forward to trying nattō (slimy fermented soybeans) and insects in some form. i've already gotten used to seaweed, more or less.

[Dresta]

Had lamb brain in France. Was gross; I didn't mind things like snails or frogs legs, but this shit was just nasty.

[KyrieTheFuture]

Cheese

[Nick Young]

just a single interview with andrew zimmern (bizarre foods) was enough to fill my head with shit that i would never dare to try, such as:

lutefisk - white fish soaked in a lye solution until it turns gelatinous, buttered coffee - i think it's big in turkey, animal genitalia - i'm sure it tastes wonderful, but...

probably the worst thing i've actually tried has been vegemite spread. in fact i do like fermented / stinky cheese tastes, but vegemite has so much salt that it tastes like concentrated sea water. you have to use a huge amount of butter to balance it out, and i just don't see the point.

on the flip side, i'm looking forward to trying nattō (slimy fermented soybeans) and insects in some form. i've already gotten used to seaweed, more or less.
Dawg, butter coffee and lutefisk are both delicious. You should try them both if given the chance. Turkish coffee is among the best in the world breh.



Worst dishes I ever had were Egyptian food. I dunno what it's called, I think Koshary, but one dish in particular was real nasty. It was macaroni with rice on top and lentils on top and then disgusting processed sugary ketchup.

These ingredients should not have tasted so bad but it's just the way it was steamed combined with the gross sugary ketchup that made this dish in particularly disgusting.


I have had good koshary but also koshary so bad it is safe for me to call it the worst thing I've ever eaten.



Oh recently I went to a shitty all you can eat sushi place and ordered the uni aka sea urchin roe. Usually uni is delicious but at this budget restaurant it tasted like dead fish shit. I thought I was going to die of food poisoning. Unfortunately for ISH, I didn't and shit it out the same night I ate it instead.

edit:KyrietheFuture where you at?

[gigantes]

Dawg, butter coffee and lutefisk are both delicious. You should try them both if given the chance. Turkish coffee is among the best in the world breh.
actually i like turkish coffee just fine-- strong, intense, and served in a small cup. not a fan of butter, tho. i don't know when i'd ever have the chance, but i probably would try lutefisk just for S's and G's. that and gefilte fish.

to be honest, average american food is also some of the most awful food i've ever had:

overcooked vegetables, hotdogs, potato salads, ketchup, all kinds of artery-clogging deep-fried food, cole slaw, the world's most pathetic bread, plain salads loaded with thousand island dressing, boring sandwiches, american cheese, greasy pizzas, awful pasta and generally too much shit loaded down with massive quantities of sugar, salt, cheese and mayonnaise.

it's not like you can't get superb food or the necessary ingredients to make it, but the average american menu is pretty dreadful.

[Akrazotile]

Been feasting lately on the hearts and minds of Kobe stans. Not a particularly healthy nor appetizing dish (soooo much sodium) but tis a celebratory cuisine made palatable by the sweet taste of victory juice it's been sauteed in.


:djparty

[Nick Young]

actually i like turkish coffee just fine-- strong, intense, and served in a small cup. not a fan of butter, tho. i don't know when i'd ever have the chance, but i probably would try lutefisk just for S's and G's. that and gefilte fish.

to be honest, average american food is also some of the most awful food i've ever had:

overcooked vegetables, hotdogs, potato salads, ketchup, all kinds of artery-clogging deep-fried food, cole slaw, the world's most pathetic bread, plain salads loaded with thousand island dressing, boring sandwiches, american cheese, greasy pizzas, awful pasta and generally too much shit loaded down with massive quantities of sugar, salt, cheese and mayonnaise.

it's not like you can't get superb food or the necessary ingredients to make it, but the average american menu is pretty dreadful.
Bro you shouldn't hate on your culture so much. We have great food and some shit food.

America has good bread. Look at San Fransisco sourdough for example or cornbread.

We also are one of the best in the world when it comes to barbecue and cooking meet. Our BBQ sauces are amongst the best in the world, if not the very best.

Yes America has produced some disgusting food but we also produce some world class recipes on par with anything else in the world.

We also are one of the best sandwich countries in the world.

And in terms of healthier food, California cuisine is where it's at.

We also got delicious sea food and lobster and crab dishes from the East Coast in places like Maryland and Maine.

Also, whether you eat it or not, you cannot deny that America is great at desserts. Key Lime pie is one example of a delicious American dish.


British food is the worst I've had. Boring dishes, badly cooked and they overcook all of their meat so it is rubbery, and usually food has very little flavor other than being fried. They also invented soggy tasteless vegetables.

[KyrieTheFuture]

Dawg, butter coffee and lutefisk are both delicious. You should try them both if given the chance. Turkish coffee is among the best in the world breh.



Worst dishes I ever had were Egyptian food. I dunno what it's called, I think Koshary, but one dish in particular was real nasty. It was macaroni with rice on top and lentils on top and then disgusting processed sugary catchup.

These ingredients should not have tasted so bad but it's just the way it was steamed combined with the gross sugary catchup that made this dish in particularly disgusting.


I have had good koshary but also koshary so bad it is safe for me to call it the worst thing I've ever eaten.



Oh recently I went to a shitty all you can eat sushi place and ordered the uni aka sea urchin roe. Usually uni is delicious but at this budget restaurant it tasted like dead fish shit. I thought I was going to die of food poisoning. Unfortunately for ISH, I didn't and shit it out the same night I ate it instead.
You're not American

[Nick Young]

You're not American
lol whoops what a dumb typo :lol

Yes though bro, I am American. We the best:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[KyrieTheFuture]

lol whoops what a dumb typo :lol

Yes though bro, I am American. We the best:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
I know you've traveled so I'm curious if you agree with me. America might not have the best Italian, French, Spanish etc food in the world. But it's damn good. Go to any other country, their non native food is always trash (except Indian food in England). Getting anything but Italian food in Italy, was a ****ing horrible decision. It was the same in many other places idk if you would agree.

[gigantes]

Bro you shouldn't hate on your culture so much. We have great food and some shit food...
bro... the USA is the third country i've lived in. it's not "my" culture, boychick. when it comes to cuisine, i'm fairly passionate about the world's cuisine.

i think america's gourmet food is utterly fantastic... and that's not what i was talking about.

[highwhey]

bro... the USA is the third country i've lived in. it's not "my" culture, boychick. when it comes to cuisine, i'm fairly passionate about the world's cuisine.

i think america's gourmet food is utterly fantastic... and that's not what i was talking about.
a better term than boychick is "fuccboi"

nick young is such a fuccboi

[LJJ]

I know you've traveled so I'm curious if you agree with me. America might not have the best Italian, French, Spanish etc food in the world. But it's damn good. Go to any other country, their non native food is always trash (except Indian food in England). Getting anything but Italian food in Italy, was a ****ing horrible decision. It was the same in many other places idk if you would agree.

All "foreign" food is made to appease the local palette. That's why foreign food made for Americans tastes good to you, but non-Italian food in Italy tastes wonky and not like you are used to.

[Nick Young]

a better term than boychick is "fuccboi"

nick young is such a fuccboi
Fuccboi is a term that girls use in an attempt to shame cool dudes who **** them and then ditch them. It is a defense mechanism sluts use to feel less slutty about themselves.

Only a PC feminized lefty thinks the term "fuccboi" is an insult :lol

[highwhey]

Fuccboi is a term that girls use in an attempt to shame cool dudes who **** them and then ditch them. It is a defense mechanism.

Only a PC feminized lefty thinks the term "fuccboi" is an insult :lol
lol u ran to urban dictionary to look up the definition and chose the most popular one :roll:

except you failed to realize that the real and most accepted definition is truly insulting. you know, the one that appears in memes and people use most often. obviously you're too busy thinking you're trolling ppl to stay up with pop culture.

FAIL.

[Nick Young]

lol u ran to urban dictionary to look up the definition and chose the most popular one :roll:

except you failed to realize that the real and most accepted definition is truly insulting. you know, the one that appears in memes and people use most often. obviously you're too busy thinking you're trolling ppl to stay up with pop culture.

FAIL.

Lol calm down.
I did not have to google urbandictionary to know what fuccboi means, dude.

You are attempting to use a shaming tactic that basic broken hearted sluts use to attack hot dudes who **** them and ditch them.


Congratulations. You're a cool bro:applause:

[highwhey]

Lol calm down.
I did not have to google urbandictionary to know what fuccboi means, dude.

You are attempting to use a shaming tactic that basic broken hearted sluts use to attack hot dudes who **** them and ditch them.


Congratulations. You're a cool bro:applause:
I was wrong. Search for fuccboi on urban and you'll find your answer :roll:

[COnDEMnED]

I was in Mexico with 10 or so friends for Spring Break around 2006 (before they were killing white people). After a night of bar hopping we ended up at an outdoor club in Ensenada Mexico. Girls gone wild was filming. It was awesome. Wandering around for a pisser I stumbled into an empty VIP with nothing but a stripper pole, 3 leather couches, a private bar, and a black table with a mountain of cocaine on it. I turned the **** around. In our drunken stuper, 6 or so of us piled into the rental pick up truck. 3 in the cab, 3 in the truck bed. I was in the truck bed. We were purposefully crashing into mailboxes and throwing fireworks at oncoming traffic.

How the **** I didn't end up dead or in jail, I have no ****ing clue. But I am SOOOO grateful to have never seen the inside of a Mexican jail.

...Anyways.... on the way back from our criminal mischief, we stopped at a street vender by our hotel because none of us had probably eaten in a few days. And who can turn down .20 cent tacos when your drunk?? It was probably because I was so intoxicated that I didn't notice right away the meat didn't taste quite right. I'm not sure if that's the reason I puked my brains out on the sidewalk or if the dollar margaritas had anything to do with it...but I'm almost certain the taco meat was some kind of dog or rodent. I'm hoping rodent...because I'm a HUGE dog guy...

Hence why I don't eat Mexican street tacos anymore.

[highwhey]

I was in Mexico with 10 or so friends for Spring Break around 2006 (before they were killing white people). After a night of bar hopping we ended up at an outdoor club in Ensenada Mexico. Girls gone wild was filming. It was awesome. Wandering around for a pisser I stumbled into an empty VIP with nothing but a stripper pole, 3 leather couches, a private bar, and a black table with a mountain of cocaine on it. I turned the **** around. In our drunken stuper, 6 or so of us piled into the rental pick up truck. 3 in the cab, 3 in the truck bed. I was in the truck bed. We were purposefully crashing into mailboxes and throwing fireworks at oncoming traffic.

How the **** I didn't end up dead or in jail, I have no ****ing clue. But I am SOOOO grateful to have never seen the inside of a Mexican jail.

...Anyways.... on the way back from our criminal mischief, we stopped at a street vender by our hotel because none of us had probably eaten in a few days. And who can turn down .20 cent tacos when your drunk?? It was probably because I was so intoxicated that I didn't notice right away the meat didn't taste quite right. I'm not sure if that's the reason I puked my brains out on the sidewalk or if the dollar margaritas had anything to do with it...but I'm almost certain the taco meat was some kind of dog or rodent. I'm hoping rodent...because I'm a HUGE dog guy...

Hence why I don't eat Mexican street tacos anymore.
You probably ate dog tacos lol.

I'm hispanic and i stay away from unknown vendors. I only go to places I've been to before.

[gigantes]

a better term than boychick is "fuccboi"

nick young is such a fuccboi
i don't really appreciate that, highwhey.

"boychick" is an ageless compliment in my book. (look it up if you're curious)

dude, maybe it's time for you to come up with your own annoyances upon nick young.

[highwhey]

i don't really appreciate that, highwhey.

"boychick" is an ageless compliment in my book. (look it up if you're curious)

dude, maybe it's time for you to come up with your own annoyances upon nick young.
you know whats funny? urban dictionary has this definition listed for the term "fuccboi"


A bitch ass basic boy that does stupid shit just to get a reaction out of people. Fucc bois usually think that they are cool or suave, but they are not. They tend to be ***** ass bitches in most situations.

sounds an awful lot like nick young.most of the stuff he says on here is to elicit reactions out of people.

[Nick Young]

wow, it is funny to know you two charmers have been fully mindraped :lol

It was a pleasure doing business with you bros:cheers:

[gigantes]

you know whats funny? urban dictionary has this definition listed for the term "fuccboi"

sounds an awful lot like nick young.most of the stuff he says on here is to elicit reactions out of people.
i guess that's right... maybe. i always kind of figured that all this was sort of for research purposes, maybe!

i think one thing is clear, lol-- i'm an idiot when it comes to understanding