Had a hot steamy fart while driving

[Draz]

I figured I sharted myself while I was on the way to the gym. I literally raced home, to find out it was just a hot steamy fart. It followed with an explosive shit that sounded like foam jizzing out of my ass.

[Akrazotile]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/670/729/b6c.gif

[HenryGarfunkle]

Shit my pants one morning in the parking lot before school once. We had a game that day and the policy was you couldn't play unless you attended school that day. Only game I ever missed.

[Draz]

Shit my pants one morning in the parking lot before school once. We had a game that day and the policy was you couldn't play unless you attended school that day. Only game I ever missed.
:roll:

I shit my pants one day freshmen year in HS. Before I shit my pants, my stomach was absolutely murdering me. 13 year old me HAD to find a way out. I lived about 10-15 minutes away walking distance, probably 0.9-1mile walk.

I found a way out, avoiding guards. 30 seconds out of leaving school, I shit my pants, its running down my legs, everything. My FAVORITE pair of jeans. As I got home, I didn't make it to the toilet. That motion where you're pulling your pants down and bending, before I was able to get my ass hovered over the bowl, I shit EVERYWHERE. All over the mats, everything.

Had to throw away those jeans :/

[Springsteen]

meltdown

[Jasper]

crappin in the gutter is painful...

Always race home to do a flush :rockon: