View Full Version : I just bought the most badass flashlight
hateraid
07-16-2016, 06:11 PM
It's a foot and a half spiked mace. It has 160 lumens (measure of brightness). The back is a pointed spike used for smashing glass.
I'm a closet flashlight fiend and have experience training with batons. By far the coolest purchase I've ever made in both regards
http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vFcmIpXXXXbCXpXXq6xXFXXXw/Hunting-Cree-font-b-telescopic-b-font-font-b-baton-b-font-police-flashlight-Outdoor-CREE.jpg
Meticode
07-16-2016, 06:22 PM
Looks like a flogger handle.
I'd beat the fck out of highwhey with that shit
highwhey
07-16-2016, 06:40 PM
I'd beat the fck out of highwhey with that shit
i dont care how many pikachus u put in front of me, i will beat ur ass
i dont care how many pikachus u put in front of me, i will beat ur ass
I'll beat the fck out of every chupacabra
Graviton
07-16-2016, 06:44 PM
I think you got the wrong model man.
http://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2016/04/15104717/fleshlight-family.jpg
CarlosBoozer
07-16-2016, 06:52 PM
Mods?
Ohhhh, flashlight!
highwhey
07-16-2016, 06:53 PM
I'll beat the fck out of every chupacabra
square up
hateraid
07-16-2016, 06:55 PM
I think you got the wrong model man.
http://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2016/04/15104717/fleshlight-family.jpg
How's the ass one?
Stealth looks like a dck hole
ILLsmak
07-16-2016, 08:36 PM
Stealth looks like a dck hole
u ain't never seen someone put their dick in someone's dick?
It's stealth cuz no one wants to admit that they wanna do it.
-Smak
NumberSix
07-16-2016, 09:04 PM
How's the ass one?
It's gay.
tomtucker
07-17-2016, 02:38 AM
Stealth ??:confusedshrug:
ArbitraryWater
07-17-2016, 02:42 PM
Why does it say Lady? Because the rest could be male as well and we don't want to offend anyone?
gigantes
07-17-2016, 10:06 PM
I just bought the most badass flashlight
dude... have you seen all the cool DIY LED's / lightsabres that people are building these days?
and yet you're f-cking bragging about BUYING something out of the box...?
for shame, gatoraid... FOR SHAME! :(
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