I just bought the most badass flashlight

[hateraid]

It's a foot and a half spiked mace. It has 160 lumens (measure of brightness). The back is a pointed spike used for smashing glass.
I'm a closet flashlight fiend and have experience training with batons. By far the coolest purchase I've ever made in both regards
http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vFcmIpXXXXbCXpXXq6xXFXXXw/Hunting-Cree-font-b-telescopic-b-font-font-b-baton-b-font-police-flashlight-Outdoor-CREE.jpg

[Meticode]

Looks like a flogger handle.

[Draz]

I'd beat the fck out of highwhey with that shit

[highwhey]

I'd beat the fck out of highwhey with that shit
i dont care how many pikachus u put in front of me, i will beat ur ass

[Draz]

i dont care how many pikachus u put in front of me, i will beat ur ass
I'll beat the fck out of every chupacabra

[Graviton]

I think you got the wrong model man.

http://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2016/04/15104717/fleshlight-family.jpg

[CarlosBoozer]

Mods?

Ohhhh, flashlight!

[highwhey]

I'll beat the fck out of every chupacabra
square up

[hateraid]

I think you got the wrong model man.

http://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2016/04/15104717/fleshlight-family.jpg

How's the ass one?

[Draz]

Stealth looks like a dck hole

[ILLsmak]

Stealth looks like a dck hole

u ain't never seen someone put their dick in someone's dick?

It's stealth cuz no one wants to admit that they wanna do it.

-Smak

[NumberSix]

How's the ass one?
It's gay.

[tomtucker]

Stealth ??:confusedshrug:

[ArbitraryWater]

Why does it say Lady? Because the rest could be male as well and we don't want to offend anyone?

[gigantes]

I just bought the most badass flashlight
dude... have you seen all the cool DIY LED's / lightsabres that people are building these days?

and yet you're f-cking bragging about BUYING something out of the box...?

for shame, gatoraid... FOR SHAME! :(