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stalkerforlife
07-19-2016, 02:06 AM
I argued with myself as to who was the greatest human currently living between Tim Tebow and Kobe Bryant, but Kobe came out on top.

Kobe is the 2nd greatest basketball player of all time.

Kobe is the smartest man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the most eloquent man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the most skilled basketball player of all time.

Kobe is the best looking man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the hardest working man alive.

Kobe has zero weaknesses.

Kobe Bryant is the greatest living human being.

Smoke117
07-19-2016, 02:10 AM
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ShawkFactory
07-19-2016, 02:10 AM
And you're slightly below average

KingPush
07-19-2016, 02:14 AM
This is why white people's opinions should be ignored when it comes to basketball discussion. Same goes for rap

Smoke117
07-19-2016, 02:16 AM
This is why white people's opinions should be ignored when it comes to basketball discussion. Same goes for rap

**** you...don't put it on the rest of us that cuckforlife is a greasy inbred moron.

ShawkFactory
07-19-2016, 02:16 AM
This is why white people's opinions should be ignored when it comes to basketball discussion. Same goes for rap
Don't even start on rap.

I can go toe-to-toe with you on that shit.

Nilocon165
07-19-2016, 02:43 AM
Kobe is the 2nd greatest basketball player of all time.

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Kobe is the smartest man to ever play in the NBA.

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Kobe is the hardest working man alive.

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Kobe has zero weaknesses.

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stalkerforlife
07-19-2016, 02:46 AM
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So dark and so cold my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's makin' me play hide n' seek like Jason I'm so hungry
She's naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but Gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cuz I know that she's sound asleep
Who's wakin' me so violently and why is he on top of me
He's rapin' me she try's to scream somebody please get him off me
He's tapin' me he's biting me he's laughing likes it's funny
She's scrapin' me she's fightin' me she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin' me no dice ya see I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee what a site to see I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me man life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat

Smoke117
07-19-2016, 02:55 AM
Kobe isn't even the most intelligent LAKER in the last 5 years...you realize Pau Gasol was in med school before he declared for the draft, right?

stalkerforlife
07-19-2016, 02:58 AM
Kobe isn't even the most intelligent LAKER in the last 5 years...you realize Pau Gasol was in med school before he declared for the draft, right?

LMAO @ thinking med school or going to places like Harvard reveals true intelligence.

Jeremy Lin went to Harvard and he's a moron.

Kobe is the smartest man to ever play in the NBA. Speaks multiple languages. Learns faster than nearly every human that's ever lived.

Nilocon165
07-19-2016, 03:00 AM
LMAO @ thinking med school or going to places like Harvard reveals true intelligence.

Jeremy Lin went to Harvard and he's a moron.

Kobe is the smartest man to ever play in the NBA. Speaks multiple languages. Learns faster than nearly every human that's ever lived.
Holy shit :roll: What in the **** am I reading?

stalkerforlife
07-19-2016, 03:01 AM
Holy shit :roll: What in the **** am I reading?

Take your ass to sleep, young buck.

You don't want the old head to buck up.

I will leave you shivering and begging for mom to reconnect the placenta.

FKAri
07-19-2016, 03:13 AM
And with all that intelligence and greatness, he thought, "I'm not going to solve any of humanity's problems. Nah. Instead, I'm gonna dedicate my life to putting an orange ball through a hoop. Ya. I want to master that!"

:lol

ralph_i_el
07-19-2016, 08:01 AM
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Im Still Ballin
07-19-2016, 08:18 AM
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Prometheus
07-19-2016, 09:00 AM
I agree with EVERYTHING OP said about Kobe, except for his ranking as an all-time great NBA player. He's not the second-greatest player ever... he's more like... 12th.

SouBeachTalents
07-19-2016, 09:03 AM
OP seriously needs a job or some hobbies

Jasper
07-19-2016, 10:14 AM
I argued with myself as to who was the greatest human currently living between Tim Tebow and Kobe Bryant, but Kobe came out on top.

Kobe is the 2nd greatest basketball player of all time.

Kobe is the smartest man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the most eloquent man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the most skilled basketball player of all time.

Kobe is the best looking man to ever play in the NBA.

Kobe is the hardest working man alive.

Kobe has zero weaknesses.

Kobe Bryant is the greatest living human being.

DON"T FORGET THE RAPE HE WAS ARRESTED FOR AND PAID THE CHICK OFF.

that's your hero buddy :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: