Serious Questions for Intellectuals

[catzhernandez]

If you could have a sex change, would you?

If you could knock up one of the Olsen twins, which one?

Do Shepherds really make pies?

Did Delonte really **** LeBrons mom?

Why do my feet smell like popcorn sometimes?

Asian women's vanginas aren't really sideways are they?

Why am I the only person I know that liked Pauly Shore?

Would you **** Caitlyn Jenner for 500 bucks and a blunt?

Tommy as the white ranger or the green?

If you answered yes to the Caitlyn question, would you have a threesome with her and Hillary for a second blunt?

Is crack really just a waste of good coke?

Do you have a hot cousin you wish you could bone?

Ass to mouth?

[catzhernandez]

Oh, and Emma Stone or Emma Watson?

[highwhey]

whats your favorite cat?

[catzhernandez]

whats your favorite cat?
I'm fond of Garfield. But my favorite cat would probably be Chester Cheeto. It ain't easy being cheesy.

[nathanjizzle]

If you could have a sex change, would you?

no

If you could knock up one of the Olsen twins, which one?

the one that was born first.

Do Shepherds really make pies?

yes they do.

Did Delonte really **** LeBrons mom?

yes he did.

Why do my feet smell like popcorn sometimes?

they dont smell like popcorn, you are just referencing corns on feet.

Asian women's vanginas aren't really sideways are they?

no, this is a social prejudice that asians are weird there for they are anatomically odd. penises small, ******s sideways.

Why am I the only person I know that liked Pauly Shore?

because you relate to his movie character. which is a dumb oblivious carefree person.

Would you **** Caitlyn Jenner for 500 bucks and a blunt?

no.

Tommy as the white ranger or the green?

green. doo dooo dooo doo dooo dooo.

If you answered yes to the Caitlyn question, would you have a threesome with her and Hillary for a second blunt?

Is crack really just a waste of good coke?

no, because more profit is made from cutting the coke, which negates calling it a "waste".

Do you have a hot cousin you wish you could bone?

yes.

Ass to mouth?

no.

[gigantes]

catz, you ignorant slut, how would you compare your sphincter before and after your extended vacation upon ISH?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Bro your sugar gliders hungry please feed it

[catzhernandez]

J$, you whore. How goes it?

gigantes, I am blown THE fukk out. Sucks, because I go thru Heller toilet paper.

[catzhernandez]

Do you squeeze the Charmin?

Ever tasted pee before?

Do you poop in litter box?

Why is the milky way full of milk? Large cows?