Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

[stalkerforlife]

I rate myself about a 2 or 3.

Reasons...

I've got a small package. (Skinny)

I've turned into a premature ejaculato r. I take depression medicine and that used to help a lot, but the effect has worn off and I can't last long enough to satisfy.

I never really know if i'm kissing well or how long I should keep kissing. I just assume the other person is bored of kissing and move on, but they may want to longer and I just don't get it.

I'm ugly and fat, so obviously that hurts a lot.

I don't change positions a lot during sex because I can't last long and I just assume she's going to sigh or be burdened by the switch.

I hear women like it when a man is rough and takes control, but i'm lazy and not very motivated.

Etc. etc. etc. I could go all day.

[stalkerforlife]

And the ONLY reason I don't give myself a 1 is because I eat the booty and give lots of oral.

I do enjoy it, but I also know I HAVE to in order to have any chance at satisfying a woman.

I WISH I was man enough to sometimes handle it with just my unit.

[warriorfan]

9 to 10

In shape with a big package...multiple ex's who I have talked to have flat out admitted that I am the best they ever had

[stalkerforlife]

9 to 10

In shape with a big package...multiple ex's who I have talked to have flat out admitted that I am the best they ever had

:applause:

You give the family a name to be proud of.

I bring the family down with my small unit, but we needed someone like Bran to understand his psyche.

[warriorfan]

:applause:

You give the family a name to be proud of.

I bring the family down with my small unit, but we needed someone like Bran to understand his psyche.

yes, it is one of the keys to your scathing ethers

:cheers:

[~primetime~]

:oldlol:

I love you stalker

[nathanjizzle]

im about an 8 - 9.

[Akrazotile]

Varies by performance. Sometimes I'm on my game, sometimes I'm just not focused. I've put up some memorable performances and I've had forgettable ones. At the end of the day tho, you can't let bad execution get you down. Gotta

Keep.

On.

Pumpin.

[TheWinningFam]

im bout a 9

How far can y'all shoot your load brehs?

[stalkerforlife]

im bout a 9

How far can y'all shoot your load brehs?

I think it hit me in the face before, not sure.

[Legend of Chris]

Easily a 10. They always call for more.

[stalkerforlife]

Easily a 10. They always call for more.

I'm glad you decided to share your sexual prowess with your first ever ISH post. :cheers:

[Akrazotile]

Legend of Chris


:roll:



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[fsvr54]

I love how everyone rates themselves above average. Stalker is actually the most sane person here.

[TheWinningFam]

study to be a gynecologist like me brehs i know all about how to make a girl nut

[Doomsday Dallas]

I think it hit me in the face before, not sure.


I've accidentally shot myself in the face before.

If there's ever a way to be completely embarrassed without
anybody in sight... this is the way to do it.

Just an awkward feeling.

[Doomsday Dallas]

but to answer the OP's question:

I've been with women of all ages... Anywhere from 18 to 44.

The older ones would probably have a tendency to rate me the highest.



I've also had my share or criticism over the years. Dated one girl
that pretty much broke down every possible flaw I have.

Two Night Stand Movie CLIP - Great Idea (2014) - Miles Teller Romantic Comedy HD (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYa3biXl6_Q)

Two Night Stand Exclusive Clip (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMsHGw-CiH4)

[stalkerforlife]

I love how everyone rates themselves above average. Stalker is actually the most sane person here.

Yes, but since i'm the outcast in every situation, I am labeled the crazy one.

It's really ironic and funny...but very lonely and depressing.