How long would you wait to save a seal's life from hungry orcas?

[East River Livn']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZvsgqbMMQ

If the orcas don't leave, do you:

A) Shove it off immediately
B) Give it an hour then shove it off
C) Give it 2 hours then shove it off
D) Give it at least 24 hours, then shove it off
E) Take off with the seal and risk it falling off, getting sucked up into the propellers, causing major damage and potentially stranding you.
F) Try to bring it on deck and risk getting bit

I'm going with C

[Nick Young]

I'd help the orcas to eat the seals.

A pod of orcas in the arctic recently learned how to hunt narwhal. They find the nurseries and then drive them in to a shallow bay so there's no escape, then they feast.


And do you know what the orcas did? They helped the local Inuit tribes-WHO ALSO EAT NARWHAL-by showing them WHERE THE NARWHAL SLAUGHTER HOUSE THEY CREATED WAS.

Orcas and Inuits were working together to feast on narwhal together.

Orcas could have had all the narwhal for themselves but they decided to share the wealth.

Orcas are good bros. Always help an orca out if you have the chance. They would do the same for you.

[warriorfan]

G) Throw the OP into the water to prevent further shitposts

[UK2K]

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

[Dictator]

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

:biggums:

[UK2K]

:biggums:

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/web05/2012/6/14/9/enhanced-buzz-19439-1339682245-8.jpg

Say no to that face...

I love animals. I have a pit and two cats... about to adopt another dog shortly.

http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/seal-pup-cute-animals-pictures-pics.jpg

"Can I go home with you?"

[I know you are]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/web05/2012/6/14/9/enhanced-buzz-19439-1339682245-8.jpg

Say no to that face...

I love animals. I have a pit and two cats... about to adopt another dog shortly.

http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/seal-pup-cute-animals-pictures-pics.jpg

"Can I go home with you?"
http://angryjogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/scary-seal-bastards.jpg

[UK2K]

http://angryjogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/scary-seal-bastards.jpg

All about how you raise them. :oldlol:

https://s11.postimg.org/ivyjw461f/13418693_10208215337040171_7076791060506498630_n.j pg

Meanest dogs on the planet, so I've heard... but all he wants is to play tug-of-war.

[East River Livn']

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

http://www.hookedaz.com/images/LakesAZ/LakePowell/Damage-Boat-propeller.jpg

[UK2K]

http://www.hookedaz.com/images/LakesAZ/LakePowell/Damage-Boat-propeller.jpg

Put him in a seat belt... You gonna just let his fat ass try and hang on? :(

[NumberSix]

Seals are jerks.

[Nick Young]

Yes. Seal babies are cute but they are ultimately prey and exist to feed our cetacean brothers.

[NumberSix]

Seals are racist too.

[fiddy]

Gonna kick his ass back in the water and watch the show.

[Nick Young]

Seals are effectively the patriarchal ****ING WHITE MALES of the ocean.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Seals are very racist...and they don't like Muslims.

[TheWinningFam]

Lol them orcas were probably just antogonizing the seals if they were trying to eat they would have easily flipped that boat over.

[fiddy]

Seals are very racist...and they don't like Muslims.
Nobody does.

[Nick Young]

Lol them orcas were probably just antogonizing the seals if they were trying to eat they would have easily flipped that boat over.
Wrong. Orcas and humans have a thousand+ year old alliance. Orcas in the wild have never attacked a human. There are no reports in history of orcas in the wild ever attacking humans.

That is why all of the orca attacks in Sea World were such a big deal-orcas were acting against their nature because we drive them insane by forcing them to live their lives in a pool that to an orca is essentially the equivalent size of a bath tub. Luckily laws in California were created to stop that thing from happening to our whale brethren ever again.

The orcas wouldn't just play around with a seal for shits and giggles. They aren't dolphins.

They just know better than to attack humans. No wild orca has ever attacked a human and they aren't going to break the alliance in the name of one cowardly seal.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Nobody does.

fiddy is a seal, confirmed.

[fiddy]

fiddy is a seal, confirmed.
Denial

[Bosnian Sajo]

Denial


SLOBODNO DISIIIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m8uUoUR3qU


Pijanoooo

[Nick Young]

You Balkanites and Eastern Eurobros need to learn to get along. It is current year FFS.


The rest of the world sees you all as Yugoslavs. It is time for you guys to put aside your differences and just accept the fact that you aren't very different from each other.

[tomtucker]

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.
100% agree.......this one deserves to live a long life

[Bosnian Sajo]

Me and fiddy cool lol, idc what he thinks about religion.

[fiddy]

SLOBODNO DISIIIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m8uUoUR3qU


Pijanoooo
Wheres the alcohol? :cheers:

[Bosnian Sajo]

Wheres the alcohol? :cheers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAgievLY0YA


Right here :oldlol:


If you non balkan's never turned up with a group of obnoxious balkan people...do yourself a favor :D

[East River Livn']

Wrong. Orcas and humans have a thousand+ year old alliance.

Like the Kobe-Curry fam? :cheers:

[Nick Young]

Like the Kobe-Curry fam? :cheers:
No. Curry is a false prophet. The Kawhi-Kobe fam or the Kyrie-Kobe fam is a more apt comparison. An alliance based on mutual respect.

[Nikola_]

hitler > vertical video

[tomtucker]

this reminds me of the killing of baby seals, done by canadians

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6kip6_canada-s-baby-seal-slaughter_animals

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=615_1378852988

nick, fiddy, sajo.......don

[Nick Young]

Baby seals are adorable and killing them is sad.

But appeals to emotion do not work on me, at least in regards to orca food.

Orcas are only behind dogs in terms of being man's best friend.

I pledge my banners firmly behind House Orca in this case. I view seals as little more than food for orcas, polar bears and sharks.

Mid-tier species.


That doesn't take away from the fact that their babies are cute and it's sad to watch humans kill them. Goddamn Canadians. :facepalm

[East River Livn']

[QUOTE=tomtucker]this reminds me of the killing of baby seals, done by canadians

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6kip6_canada-s-baby-seal-slaughter_animals

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=615_1378852988

nick, fiddy, sajo.......don

[Bosnian Sajo]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]this reminds me of the killing of baby seals, done by canadians

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6kip6_canada-s-baby-seal-slaughter_animals

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=615_1378852988

nick, fiddy, sajo.......don

[Jasper]

Send in the greta white and see what the orca does ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF4NqU48HPY

As the boat tourists did , was right.
That seal had ZERO chance.