I've never read a book/magazine/newspaper while on the toilet.

[L.Kizzle]

I really don't see how people even do that. Never in my life have a been on the commode and said to myself "I should be reading something while I'm in here for 7 minutes!" I'm too busy concentrating tryin to make a perfect drop without no splash.

[UK2K]

I really don't see how people even do that. Never in my life have a been on the commode and said to myself "I should be reading something while I'm in here for 7 minutes!" I'm too busy concentrating tryin to make a perfect drop without no splash.

I've gone through hundreds of books on the toilet. Literally...

I have a mini-library in my bathroom.

[Draz]

I normally go to the bathroom to shit not sit down until I need to shit

[Jameerthefear]

Sometimes I'm on the toilet for an hour reading

[L.Kizzle]

I've gone through hundreds of books on the toilet. Literally...

I have a mini-library in my bathroom.
You have books you only read in the restroom? Like, you have a bookmark in place for when you return for your next shit?

[UK2K]

You have books you only read in the restroom? Like, you have a bookmark in place for when you return for your next shit?
Correct.

It's a ticket from the UK/KU championship game when I attended. Been in a book on the back of my toilet for years now.

[L.Kizzle]

Correct.

It's a ticket from the UK/KU championship game when I attended. Been in a book on the back of my toilet for years now.
The same book you ain't finished it yet? Gotta take more shits so you can get to a new book.

[L.Kizzle]

Sometimes I'm on the toilet for an hour reading
So you have your bare ass out for an hour reading?

[UK2K]

The same book you ain't finished it yet? Gotta take more shits so you can get to a new book.
No, I said above I've read hundreds on the toilet.

20 minutes an afternoon... it adds up.

Imagine if you spent that 'wasted time' learning French. You'd know it by now.

[L.Kizzle]

No, I said above I've read hundreds on the toilet.

20 minutes an afternoon... it adds up.

Imagine if you spent that 'wasted time' learning French. You'd know it by now.
You said in a book on the back of your toilet. I thought you were talking about the same book :lol

[MP.Trey]

http://www.bathroomreader.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/13-9781571454942.jpg

Used to read that shit when I was a kid. Gave me all sorts of useless information and banter to use. Now I just browse ISH or Reddit on my phone whenever I'm on the toilet.

[iamgine]

Well you can watch videos. I usually take my laptop or just play games on the phone. Heck sometimes I eat and drink while doing the business. It's all part of enjoying the experience. I spent around 20 - 30 minutes each time.

See some people don't need to do this cause they sh!t quick and they don't savor it. It's all business for them. 1-2 minutes and they're done. They just don't get what's to be enjoyed. And that's fine. It's just like some people enjoy their bath and some just goes through it.

[L.Kizzle]

Well you can watch videos. I usually take my laptop or just play games on the phone. Heck sometimes I eat and drink while doing the business. It's all part of enjoying the experience. I spent around 20 - 30 minutes each time.

See some people don't need to do this cause they sh!t quick and they don't savor it. It's all business for them. 1-2 minutes and they're done. They just don't get what's to be enjoyed. And that's fine. It's just like some people enjoy their bath and some just goes through it.
Bruh you eat chocolate and drink lemonade in there or what.

[ArbitraryWater]

I really don't see how people even do that. Never in my life have a been on the commode and said to myself "I should be reading something while I'm in here for 7 minutes!" I'm too busy concentrating tryin to make a perfect drop without no splash.

truth

[AintNoSunshine]

shting isn't something you need to concentrate tho. So you are looking at the wall while you're at it?

[bdreason]

I used to study the dictionary while on the pot. Now I do like most people, and browse news articles on my phone.

[Trollsmasher]

I did

Last week I had a hemorrhoids procedure done

coincidence? probably not

[Smoke117]

Man, when I shit I like to relax...with a good book or my tablet.

[K Xerxes]

i read the news on my phone. Stay informed on whats going on in the world while I shit. Kills two birds in one stone.

[Jameerthefear]

Man, when I shit I like to relax...with a good book or my tablet.
It's good to hear you at least relax while doing something

[coin24]

It's a good way to kill time at work, sit back relax and play some games on phone, watch things or read ish:lol

Then again, they say it's bad for your poo poo valve to sit on there longer than required.. Can end up at the doctor with prolapsed anus:oldlol:

[coin24]

I did

Last week I had a hemorrhoids procedure done

coincidence? probably not


from what I've heard don't you just rub cream on that??:oldlol:

[iamgine]

Bruh you eat chocolate and drink lemonade in there or what.
Chocolate, brownies, etc