Quick mackin guide (Requested)(In there like swimwear in less than a week)

[TheWinningFam]

Homeboy asked me to make a thread about this, so i'll just leave this here for now.. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dame2.png

yall gotta stop getting nervous, cant preach this shit enough, women can sense it and it in-turn makes them nervous and uncomfortable otoh, If you come with a carefree attitude women respond much better to it, it also helps if you can make them laugh.


Text game:
Keep and short and sweet, and use ****in forum emojis, I cant stress this shit enough and made a seperate thread about it, it works and makes it 10x easier to get in the drawers.

Example on another chick on my roster atm
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p376/bigdiknikka/IMG_0291_zpsvzvbyvkz.png






Mackin tips

1.Keep the conversation bout her- females love talking about themselves and can go all day about the shit.

2.Put your d.ick in your pocket- This is half the reason yall be getting nervous cuz all you be thinking bout is beating them cheeks, Just focus on having a good time and getting to know her, without revealing too much about yourself.

3.Make assumptions- ''You seem like a ralph lauren wearing type of chick'' ''you like Justin timberlake dont you?'' Shit like that, they love it and it shows u got a brain if you guess right.. :lol this is all for now.

4.Learn not to care so much- At the end of the day, we all gonna die someday and all this shit wont mean anything, just go out and enjoy life, if it doesn't work out who cares? theres like 7 woman to 1 man on earth, go out and find another.

[highwhey]

does this guide work for the racists also? i'm just asking because people like 9er, nick young, pat chewing, etc are all racists and could use help in this department.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Big Day for me tomorrow. That's all I know.

I usually don't get intimidated like this.

Good thread... Very well thought out.


2.Put your d.ick in your pocket- This is half the reason yall be getting nervous cuz all you be thinking bout is beating them cheeks, Just focus on having a good time and getting to know her, without revealing too much about yourself.

I usually find that if I can get her to kiss me earlier as opposed to later... I'm able to relax and not think about it, and focus on the conversation.

It's not like I'm trying to rip her clothes off immediately... Just trying to see if she's down. Usually if I go in for the early kiss I get good results for the rest of the night.

If I feel like a kiss may be too much... I go in for a very tight hug.

If a women shows that she's feeling you, and has already agreed to go out with you, in most cases she will also be glad the first kiss is out of the way.

A small 5-10 second kiss... and then enjoy the evening.

that's usually my method.

[Funktion]

Homeboy asked me to make a thread about this, so i'll just leave this here for now.. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dame2.png

yall gotta stop getting nervous, cant preach this shit enough, women can sense it and it in-turn makes them nervous and uncomfortable otoh, If you come with a carefree attitude women respond much better to it, it also helps if you can make them laugh.


Text game:
Keep and short and sweet, and use ****in forum emojis, I cant stress this shit enough and made a seperate thread about it, it works and makes it 10x easier to get in the drawers.

Example on another chick on my roster atm
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p376/bigdiknikka/IMG_0291_zpsvzvbyvkz.png






Mackin tips

1.Keep the conversation bout her- females love talking about themselves and can go all day about the shit.

2.Put your d.ick in your pocket- This is half the reason yall be getting nervous cuz all you be thinking bout is beating them cheeks, Just focus on having a good time and getting to know her, without revealing too much about yourself.

3.Make assumptions- ''You seem like a ralph lauren wearing type of chick'' ''you like Justin timberlake dont you?'' Shit like that, they love it and it shows u got a brain if you guess right.. :lol this is all for now.

4.Learn not to care so much- At the end of the day, we all gonna die someday and all this shit wont mean anything, just go out and enjoy life, if it doesn't work out who cares? theres like 7 woman to 1 man on earth, go out and find another.

:bowdown:

http://youtu.be/jLZMRkNbyv0

[nathanjizzle]

Damnnnnnnn:bowdown:

[highwhey]

Where OP getting these forum emojis from?

[TheWinningFam]

does this guide work for the racists also? i'm just asking because people like 9er, nick young, pat chewing, etc are all racists and could use help in this department.Possibly, but you get the best reception from using the black people emojis, and idk if white supremacist will be able to pick up the woman that will respond the best to these specific emojis, maybe hitler ones will work for them, maybe not..
http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dame2.png

[TheWinningFam]

Where OP getting these forum emojis from?
I'll post some on here for you guys later some i found, and i made a few of my own. :cheers:

[UK2K]

Pretty deep conversation there...

If the goal was 'find a random hoe who spells boy with an I'... you've certainly succeeded.

[nathanjizzle]

Pretty deep conversation there...

If the goal was 'find a random hoe who spells boy with an I'... you've certainly succeeded.

The goal is to get a girl on top of your dicc, not engage her in meaningful convo.

[Velocirap31]

Pretty deep conversation there...

If the goal was 'find a random hoe who spells boy with an I'... you've certainly succeeded.

This only works on stupid girls who like stupid guys.

[TheWinningFam]

Lol at these guys in here mad because they get no play from women while I got 3-4 and getting it in every other day.

No surprise it's from the suspected white supremacist group as well

[sd3035]

Although the girl in the OP is probably retarded, this advice isn't bad

[TheWinningFam]

Pretty deep conversation there...

If the goal was 'find a random hoe who spells boy with an I'... you've certainly succeeded.
Also this is another reason why chicks don't f with you, texting ain't supposed to be used for having deep ass intellectual conversations, keep it short and sweet, straight to the point, while also being playful and flirty as demonstrated in the pic.

[Funktion]

Every broad these days has a bit of dumb hoe in her just have to find it. If she's a smart successful chick, then play the role and use that to your advantage and feed her ego.

[UK2K]

The goal is to get a girl on top of your dicc, not engage her in meaningful convo.

Go find a prostitute then...

Or, better yet, just stand there with a sign on the street corner. Someone at some point will take you up on your offer.

[UK2K]

Also this is another reason why chicks don't f with you, texting ain't supposed to be used for having deep ass intellectual conversations, keep it short and sweet, straight to the point, while also being playful and flirty as demonstrated in the pic.

Shitty grammar just doesn't do it for me.

[TommyGriffin]

We need pics.

[TheWinningFam]

Shitty grammar just doesn't do it for me.
I'm sure you're married, or have an overflowing abundance of women at your disposal?

[nathanjizzle]

Go find a prostitute then...

Or, better yet, just stand there with a sign on the street corner. Someone at some point will take you up on your offer.

or just try to fucc a regular girl because they are better than prostitutes? is this how your logic works? trumpies.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Well..... Horrible day for me.

I discovered that my balls are missing.

that's really all that needs to be said.

[Jameerthefear]

mfw all the girls in college are smart and this shit doesn't even remotely work

[nathanjizzle]

Well..... Horrible day for me.

I discovered that my balls are missing.

that's really all that needs to be said.

i think most of us could tell.

[Doomsday Dallas]

i think most of us could tell.

So last Friday she tells me:

"I'm eating dinner all by myself" & "I have no friends"
easy layups... easy replies for me.

today she says:

"she was afraid to go to (a certain place in Dallas) on Saturday
because it would be nothing but couples holding hands
and women with their husbands... and she would be the
only one single there."

again... All I had to say is: "you should go with me sometime"

what did I do? Changed the subject.

and as I walked away from her...
I could even tell she was getting frustrated.

What in the actual f*ck is wrong with me?
Why can't I just ask her out?

There is some kind of mental block... It's like a man
that struggles with saying "I love you" to his girl.

[Doomsday Dallas]

I'm facing my fear head on tomorrow.

F*CK THIS!!!!

This is some straight up Bull$hit.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Swingers | 'Six Days' (HD) - Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn | MIRAMAX (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV-m9bJTrh8)

[highwhey]

I'm sure you're married, or have an overflowing abundance of women at your disposal?
post them emojis damn.

[nathanjizzle]

I'm facing my fear head on tomorrow.

F*CK THIS!!!!

This is some straight up Bull$hit.

is this the lady that is your soulmate

[Doomsday Dallas]

is this the lady that is your soulmate


No,... she's just the ultimate piece of salmon.

Even some of my Grizzly Bear friends have
seen her and they would agree.

10 months of looking at this piece of fish,...
and now it wants to get eaten... by me...
and I'm freezing up. :facepalm


Hope I can locate my balls later today.

[sd3035]

What happened to the old lady with all those kids that you loved doomsday?

[TheWinningFam]

What happened to the old lady with all those kids that you loved doomsday?
He upgraded b, this chess not checkers.

[Doomsday Dallas]

What happened to the old lady with all those kids that you loved doomsday?


She got gangsta on me last night...
at the end of a really good evening too.

told me to delete her number.

http://static.srcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/Salma-Hayek-Everly.jpg

it happens to the best of us. Long Story.

[Doomsday Dallas]

He upgraded b, this chess not checkers.


This is a more positive way of looking at it...

thank you.

[nathanjizzle]

it happens to the best of us. Long Story.

tell us bro.

[Doomsday Dallas]

tell us bro.

I had an accident with the iPhone.

Sure I was being a lil sneaky, but not really...
She basically wanted me to return a missed
call.... and listen to who it was on speaker
phone.

I said 'no'

And honestly,... I would've had no problem
doing it... But...

#1. I didn't appreciate her accusation
#2. I'm not giving into that form of control
#3. I'm sorry you have trust issues
#4. We agreed to keep things on a 'friendship' level

Some girls are respectful of a man's phone

Some are not.

She just could've gone
about it a different way...

[nathanjizzle]

I had an accident with the iPhone.

Sure I was being a lil sneaky, but not really...
She basically wanted me to return a missed
call.... and listen to who it was on speaker
phone.

I said 'no'

And honestly,... I would've had no problem
doing it... But...

#1. I didn't appreciate her accusation
#2. I'm not giving into that form of control
#3. I'm sorry you have trust issues
#4. We agreed to keep things on a 'friendship' level

Some girls are respectful of a man's phone

Some are not.

She just could've gone
about it a different way...

you did the right thing. bitch is controlling and you put her in her place. she still wants you shes just acting like a bitch as leverage, dont give in.

[Doomsday Dallas]

you did the right thing. bitch is controlling and you put her in her place. she still wants you shes just acting like a bitch as leverage, dont give in.

I guess if I really wanted to keep her
I would've made the phone call
without hesitation.

But no.... what would be the point?

I just walked away and didn't even put
up much of a fight.

Sucks it ended that way...
but I know it was in both
of our best interests that it did.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Seemed like we were doing just fine...

but in the spare of a moment... it all went to $hit.

[Hawker]

Seemed like we were doing just fine...

but in the spare of a moment... it all went to $hit.

That chick from awhile back blew me off as well. :oldlol:

Being 5 hours away kinda kills any momentum though.

[TheWinningFam]

I had an accident with the iPhone.

Sure I was being a lil sneaky, but not really...
She basically wanted me to return a missed
call.... and listen to who it was on speaker
phone.

I said 'no'

And honestly,... I would've had no problem
doing it... But...

#1. I didn't appreciate her accusation
#2. I'm not giving into that form of control
#3. I'm sorry you have trust issues
#4. We agreed to keep things on a 'friendship' level

Some girls are respectful of a man's phone

Some are not.

She just could've gone
about it a different way...
Why would she get mad if y'all was just friends lol
We're you piping her?

[Doomsday Dallas]

Why would she get mad if y'all was just friends lol
We're you piping her?

We only hooked up twice... (within those 6 weeks)
but we were trying not to even have sex...

Like I said, She wasn't a slut... She was a good woman.
We even went to church a few times. Kinda sucks
she's gone for good, but not really.
That relationship was gonna be too much work.

Besides, I just made a lil progress with Megan Fox.

We are more than likely gonna go "walking" together sometime.
(She wants to go to these trails)

Found out she plans on staying single for awhile which is
good news for me... None of that 'relationship pressure'.

[sd3035]

We only hooked up twice... (within those 6 weeks)
but we were trying not to even have sex...

Like I said, She wasn't a slut... She was a good woman.
We even went to church a few times. Kinda sucks
she's gone for good, but not really.
That relationship was gonna be too much work.

Besides, I just made a lil progress with Megan Fox.

We are more than likely gonna go "walking" together sometime.
(She wants to go to these trails)

Found out she plans on staying single for awhile which is
good news for me... None of that 'relationship pressure'.

Doesn't sound like good news. Sounds more like she's not into you and making excuses in advance

[TheWinningFam]

Doesn't sound like good news. Sounds more like she's not into you and making excuses in advance
Ye dawg **** that, dont be an emotional tampon for these females, its too many out there for that.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Swingers | 'Six Days' (HD) - Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn | MIRAMAX (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV-m9bJTrh8)

Just got her official number :applause:

Now I can run my 'texting game'

I feel better about this now.

We shall see what happens.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Doesn't sound like good news. Sounds more like she's not into you and making excuses in advance


If she wasn't into me...
then she wouldn't have just told me:

"Let me know if you want to go to those jogging trails sometime"

She was telling me this as I was walking away
from her again without asking her out...
So technically, she asked me out.

(And she told my female friend that she was ready to be single for awhile, not me... I think she's still a little heart broken from a previous relationship, and to my knowledge... that guy is already with somebody else.)

[Doomsday Dallas]

Ok.... Talked to her on the phone just now.

We finally cleared up all the tension.


this is gonna be great. Now that I've made contact,
All nervousness is out the window.


F*ck Yea!!!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2dabf85308c21db2cce3ca9704f437f0/tumblr_n868rdQjF61qdlh1io1_400.gif

[TheWinningFam]

Ok.... Talked to her on the phone just now.

We finally cleared up all the tension.


this is gonna be great. Now that I've made contact,
All nervousness is out the window.


F*ck Yea!!!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2dabf85308c21db2cce3ca9704f437f0/tumblr_n868rdQjF61qdlh1io1_400.gif
All you gotta do is hit her up, tell her come over for some law and order SVU and chill, openly show your disgust at the rapist, then BAM u got the drawls works every time i promise. I've done it multiple times :lol



She on her way to your crib expecting passion and romance :lol



And you're queuing up an episode of Special Victims Unit like
http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-05-2015/kkAXP5.gif