East River Livn'
09-16-2016, 02:44 AM
Friday night
Senoritas sweaty from dancing all night
Tecate light cans covering the ground so thick you can barely avoid stepping on one
Senoritas with taco crumbs on their cleavage
Drunk guys standing around the RocknRolla Karaoke machine and slobbering all over the mic
Senoritas in faded party dresses from being washed too many times looking at you like "Could this be my future husband?"
You pick out one and start dancing
And drinking. She's overweight but with that corset and pushup bra, plus a lot of beer she goes from a 4.5 to an amazing 9.
Then Vincente Fernandez comes on with Volver Volver. And you know you're going to close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNQ5uIN09Q
https://media.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif
Senoritas sweaty from dancing all night
Tecate light cans covering the ground so thick you can barely avoid stepping on one
Senoritas with taco crumbs on their cleavage
Drunk guys standing around the RocknRolla Karaoke machine and slobbering all over the mic
Senoritas in faded party dresses from being washed too many times looking at you like "Could this be my future husband?"
You pick out one and start dancing
And drinking. She's overweight but with that corset and pushup bra, plus a lot of beer she goes from a 4.5 to an amazing 9.
Then Vincente Fernandez comes on with Volver Volver. And you know you're going to close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNQ5uIN09Q
https://media.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif