Give Kobe the best C, Top 5 PF, and a 2 time MVP PG..

[Dray n Klay]

How far would he take them?

[iamgine]

Give Kobe the best Condom, Top 5 Prettiest Females, and a 2 time Multiple Viagra Pills Pharmacy Grade..

[Mr Feeny]

How far would he take them?
8th seed at best. Probably misses playoffs.

[stalkerforlife]

OP is so cray cray. I love him, doe...he my boo.

[BedroomBully]

OP is so cray cray. I love him, doe...he my boo.
I knew you were broke, ugly, poor father, small *****, chubby chaser, trailer parks trash.... But dam now you're a homo? Jesus LeBron did a number on you.

[JT123]

Kobe had all these things just a few years ago, yet still needed an unprecedented amount of ref help just to clinch an 8th seed. :facepalm

I love Kobe, but he has always made his teammates look much worse than they actually are.

[Timrock]

Kobe had all these things just a few years ago, yet still needed an unprecedented amount of ref help just to clinch an 8th seed. :facepalm

I love Kobe, but he has always made his teammates look much worse than they actually are.
the 2 time MVP hardly played.

[LostCause]

By comparison, Bron only managed to get to the 2nd round when he had the MDE

[LAZERUSS]

By comparison, Bron only managed to get to the 2nd round when he had the MDE

And Kobe carried him into the Finals in '01, '02, and '04, as well. Without Kobe dominating the Spurs in the WC, Shaq would have two less rings.

[I<3NBA]

as far as the door.

[aj1987]

And Kobe carried him into the Finals in '01, '02, and '04, as well. Without Kobe dominating the Spurs in the WC, Shaq would have two less rings.
Yeah, and without West and Greer, the mental midget would would be ringless and a career loser. No more than a statpadding choker, who played in a league worse than the current D-League and yet, had to to be carried to two rings.

The roid junkie wouldn't get starter minutes in China, in today's era.

[ArbitraryWater]

8th seed probably

[BedroomBully]

You mean to tell me he had ALL that help, and couldn't win at least 3 rings??? :biggums: :biggums:

[LAZERUSS]

Yeah, and without West and Greer, the mental midget would would be ringless and a career loser. No more than a statpadding choker, who played in a league worse than the current D-League and yet, had to to be carried to two rings.

The roid junkie wouldn't get starter minutes in China, in today's era.

You just described LeChoke to a tee.

Roid junkie, with his tiny tool, who puked all over the floor in the last minutes of his biggest games, and had to have two teammates make the series' winning shots.

[Dray n Klay]

You just described LeChoke to a tee.

Roid junkie who puked all over the floor in the last minutes of his biggest games, and had to have two teammates make the series' winning shots.


LeBron MADE the series winning shot in 2013 Game 7 with the jumper with 26 seconds left



Please research your facts

[Smoke117]

Laz has become such a troll over this past year...one of the few posters I actually have ignored because nearly every post is a ****ing wall of obnoxious text.

[LAZERUSS]

LeBron MADE the series winning shot in 2013 Game 7 with the jumper with 26 seconds left



Please research your facts

MISSED...and MISSED BADLY in game six. He was shaking like a tree in a hurricane, and shot so poorly that an out-of-position Bosh knocked it out to a TEAMMATE, who hit the shot to avoid LOSING a ring.

POS 3" LeChoke puking all over the floor.

Same thing in '16. Missed all of his shots in the last four minutes, and needed a TEAMMATE to hit the clinching shot (and Kevin Love defensive play as well.)

He only deserves ONE ring.

LeCHOKE.

[BedroomBully]

MISSED...and MISSED BADLY in game six. He was shaking like a tree in a hurricane, and shot so poorly that an out-of-position Bosh knocked it out to a TEAMMATE, who hit the shot to avoid LOSING a ring.

POS 3" LeChoke puking all over the floor.

Same thing in '16. Missed all of his shots in the last four minutes, and needed a TEAMMATE to hit the clinching shot (and Kevin Love defensive play as well.)

He only deserves ONE ring.

LeCHOKE.
This chump is melting down sooo bad. The Cavs won, you lost bi1tch nicca. LeBron won FMVP, beat a 73 win team. Let is hurt puzzy boy, this celebration is going to last all season long!

[aj1987]

MISSED...and MISSED BADLY in game six. He was shaking like a tree in a hurricane, and shot so poorly that an out-of-position Bosh knocked it out to a TEAMMATE, who hit the shot to avoid LOSING a ring.

POS 3" LeChoke puking all over the floor.

Same thing in '16. Missed all of his shots in the last four minutes, and needed a TEAMMATE to hit the clinching shot (and Kevin Love defensive play as well.)

He only deserves ONE ring.

LeCHOKE.
That's still one more than the mental midget.

LeBron was "shaking" so bad that he singlehandedly brought them back into the game, scoring 16 straight on 7/10 shooting in the 4th Q. Not to mention him making the 3, which made Allen's 3 possible.

As of '16, LeBron scored 11 points in the 4th. By FAR the MOST on either team. The Warriors were up 4 with like 5 minutes to go and with all the momentum. LeBron scored 6 straight points, killing the momentum and giving the Cavs a 2 point lead. Then, with like a minute left, Iggy was about to score and give the Warriors a 2 point lead, and LeBron blocked that shot.

LeBron shits on anything the mental midget has ever done. Period.

BTW, I see that you're still obsessed with LeBron's dick... why?

[GimmeThat]

and Lebron James is nothing more than the best player at the YMCA

[GimmeThat]

How far would he take them?

as far as Michael Jordan's retirement

[LAZERUSS]

That's still one more than the mental midget.

LeBron was "shaking" so bad that he singlehandedly brought them back into the game, scoring 16 straight on 7/10 shooting in the 4th Q. Not to mention him making the 3, which made Allen's 3 possible.

As of '16, LeBron scored 11 points in the 4th. By FAR the MOST on either team. The Warriors were up 4 with like 5 minutes to go and with all the momentum. LeBron scored 6 straight points, killing the momentum and giving the Cavs a 2 point lead. Then, with like a minute left, Iggy was about to score and give the Warriors a 2 point lead, and LeBron blocked that shot.

LeBron shits on anything the mental midget has ever done. Period.

BTW, I see that you're still obsessed with LeBron's dick... why?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

You obviously didn't watch that feeble effort in that game six, did you?

"7-10" shot 4-16 the rest of the game...for a combined 11-26. AWFUL, as ALWAYS (just like 9-24 in last year's game seven.)

AND, then you forgot to bring up his last 4:01 of regulation, in which he shot 1-4, including that wild shot in the waning seconds,in which he was trembling like the coward that he has been his entire career, as well as THREE turnovers. Then, in OT, yes, he hit the game-winner, but only after going 0-2 and basically not even wanting the ball. Just goes to show you, though, that if you throw enough shit at a fan... So, in realilty...in the last nine minutes of the biggest game of the series... 2-7 from the field, with three TO's. AND, saved by Chris "Can't Do" Bosh, and Ray Allen.

So, as ALWAYS, in his biggest moments, LeChoke shriveled, just like his tiny package.


And, as mentioned, he not only went 9-24 from the floor in game seven of the '16 Finals...he, of course, couldn't hit even one shot in the last four minutes of that game...going 0-4. Luckily, just like game six in '13, he was saved by TWO teammates. One, Kevin Love doing the defensive work on Chokurry, and then Kyrie hitting the game-winner.


LeShrivel...

[GrapeApe]

Prime Kobe with all those players in their prime? Easily a title.

He won 5 titles while having just one of those things (3 with the best center, 2 with a top 5 PF).

[Duncan21formvp]

Kobe had that in 2013. However Lebron also had the best center peak wise all time in Shaq in 2010.

[Smoke117]

Kobe had that in 2013. However Lebron also had the best center peak wise all time in Shaq in 2010.

If you are going to troll...at least try and be clever about it. This is just pathetic.

[LostCause]

Kobe had that in 2013. However Lebron also had the best center peak wise all time in Shaq in 2010.
(Brontard mode)
Jesus Christ, Bron played with the MDE and the same dude Kobe won 3 straight rings with and Wade won one with?

Bron just had to have won a ring too, right?

[NBAGOAT]

Kobe had that in 2013. However Lebron also had the best center peak wise all time in Shaq in 2010.

this is what I call fighting stupid with stupid. Both you and Dray n Klay are dumbasses. It would you be different if you were just using this to make a point or trap him but you've claimed this in other posts before he even made this thread. FYI Duncan played with hofers robinson(top 20 players all time) tony parker(top 15 pg all time), 2 all stars in steve smith and terry porter, and one of the best perimeter defenders ever in Bowen. He couldn't even make the conference finals that year.

[SwayDizzle]

Kobe had all these things just a few years ago, yet still needed an unprecedented amount of ref help just to clinch an 8th seed. :facepalm

I love Kobe, but he has always made his teammates look much worse than they actually are.
damn, you just continue to get sh*t on by the lebron stans. how do you cope?

[jalbert009]

Hypothetically speaking why dont we add an ex DPOY SF with multiple All NBA defense team awards while were at it.

[SwayDizzle]

if all healthy, dynasty