Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up

[ArbitraryWater]

Dog, I dont care much for celeb chatter, but this is huge :eek:

Jolie broke up with him, apparently.

[DaHeezy]

Pitt shit the bed when he took Jolie over Jen. Aniston is the better wifey material

[CelticBaller]

Bradd Pitt still looks handsome as ****, Jolie has no tits

We know who the real winner here is

[highwhey]

Any woman who has 30 kids and wants to keep having more is crazy.

[Long Duck Dong]

What's going to happen to all those African kids they let run wild everywhere?

[ArbitraryWater]

Bradd Pitt still looks handsome as ****, Jolie has no tits

We know who the real winner here is

Pitt looks weird af right now with the Botox on his face.. thought hed age gracefully, instead he went the Kardashian route.

[highwhey]

What's going to happen to all those African kids they let run wild everywhere?
Police will execute them.

[Long Duck Dong]

Police will execute them.

Actually it was Madonna that I was thinking of.

But maybe Brad got mad Angie turned his daughter into a dude.

[warriorfan]

OP is a ***

[Nick Young]

She is too old and ugly. Pitt should be banging 18-25 year old dimes.

[Smoke117]

Good news for him...she's past her expiration date...she's looked anorexic with none of the curves she used to have for years. Just don't be a moron and now marry some young actress like an idiot like Johnny Deep did...hit it and quit it.

[Long Duck Dong]

Good news for him...she's past her expiration date...she's looked anorexic with none of the curves she used to have for years. Just don't be a moron and now marry some young actress like an idiot like Johnny Deep did...hit it and quit it.

Naw, I think he has his eye on a 40 year old but she never had curves to begin with.

http://www.laughspark.info/thumbfiles/705X705/marion-cotillard-635789219265183428-16715.jpg

[HarryCallahan]

Pitt shit the bed when he took Jolie over Jen. Aniston is the better wifey material
They both bigger dogs than Davey and Dynamite combined.

[HarryCallahan]

Any woman who has 30 kids and wants to keep having more is crazy.
Yeah, mexican chicks ARE crazy :cheers:

[Smoke117]

Pitt shit the bed when he took Jolie over Jen. Aniston is the better wifey material

Jolie was much, much hotter though. I've never understood what people see in Aniston...she has such a plain jane face.

[highwhey]

Naw, I think he has his eye on a 40 year old but she never had curves to begin with.

http://www.laughspark.info/thumbfiles/705X705/marion-cotillard-635789219265183428-16715.jpg
Are her titties that saggy?

[iamgine]

Jolie was much, much hotter though. I've never understood what people see in Aniston...she has such a plain jane face.
I think they're both very mediocre...at least Jolie has the more unique face.

[Sarcastic]

https://media.giphy.com/media/tQcR4ZFWypsA0/giphy.gif

[ArbitraryWater]

I think they're both very mediocre...at least Jolie has the more unique face.

this guy :lol

[BasedTom]

I think they're both very mediocre...at least Jolie has the more unique face.
if by unique you mean plastic/deformed, sure.

[bluechox2]

pitt getting ready for the upgrade...jolies hottness days have expired

[alenleomessi]

Jennifer Aniston

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#AngelinaJolie

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ohhh the internet :oldlol:

[Lebron23]

Pitt can now bang some young Chicks.

[DaHeezy]

This is the beauty with us men. Our sex appeal doesn't change much the older we get. Women don't age as gracefully. Although there are cougar fetishes, they only get a sample size of the population.

[BasedTom]

honestly never saw jolie as this world class top 10 in the world type. she has pretty obvious flaws


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>>>>>

[KyrieTheFuture]

Will Jolie go back to incest?

[warriorfan]

Will Jolie go back to incest?

Well she is white...

[9erempiree]

Isn't Jolie a nutcase?

They have a kid together that is confused about his/her gender.:facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

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my god

[Tarik One]

This is the beauty with us men. Our sex appeal doesn't change much the older we get. Women don't age as gracefully. Although there are cougar fetishes, they only get a sample size of the population.
I may be older, but my taste in women is the same as it was when I was 19.

[highwhey]

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my god
u r suspect bro

[Heavincent]

This is the beauty with us men. Our sex appeal doesn't change much the older we get. Women don't age as gracefully. Although there are cougar fetishes, they only get a sample size of the population.

Agreed. A dude can still be in his prime in his 50's if he takes care of himself.

[Lebron23]

u r suspect bro

Ask him if he has a hot younger sister.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Isn't Jolie a nutcase?


This.

[9erempiree]

To me she's like that cray cat lady that nobody wanted to have kids with so she went adopting all these babies from 3rd world countries. She hooked up with Pitt on a movie set. She is a home wrecker.

I remember when she was with Billy Bob Thornton and they were a crazy ass couple.

This is based on memory and I don't know how they are now but I remember her as crazy broad.

He was probably tired of her ass.

[highwhey]

i like when ISH is in full agreeance. We are all backing Brad Pittz in this one.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

pitt is a total dude. he'll recover from jolie by hooking up with bieber's gf that bieber is in love with and willing to marry and mature with and then fu cking her and releasing a sex tape and then dumping her.

jolie on the other hand is a tender soul. she will probably adopt another kid. i mean she will go to the country in turmoil that you don't even know is in turmoil but is in horrible shape and rescue a poor kid from poverty and civil war and make him a millionaire's kid in the US. free life lotto. as much as i like jolie, i wouldn't be mad if she were my adopted mom. lotooooooooooh!!

[tomtucker]

What's going to happen to all those African kids they let run wild everywhere?
hopefully they are shipped back in a crate

[Smoke117]

He probably got tired of having to go outside to smoke his bud. (he's a huge pot head) Now he can take his honey bear bong out and put it back on the coffee table.

[fiddy]

i like when ISH is in full agreeance. We are all backing Brad Pittz in this one.
Except for Mehmet.


Pitt looks weird af right now with the Botox on his face.. thought hed age gracefully, instead he went the Kardashian route.

[alenleomessi]

'didnt age gracefully'

http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/ryan-gosling-brad-pitt-zoom-b611e8d7-0b8d-46be-b32f-d8725373c7f3.jpg

at 52 he makes ryan gosling look average




johnny depp on the other hand

http://65.media.tumblr.com/aea800aa9771b5b762cb5522086abb77/tumblr_mo3gbmBl5d1s5gy8uo1_400.jpg
http://i3.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article7325954.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JOhnny-MAIN.jpg

[HarryCallahan]

Except for Mehmet.

It never ends... :facepalm

[Schotsman]

That's really what Depp looks like nowadays? Holy cow. Looks like a scarecrow. Which is probably a role that would suit him to be fair.

[Annyong!]

I can't believe this stuff gets on CNN.

[Nastradamus]

Jolie was much, much hotter though. I've never understood what people see in Aniston...she has such a plain jane face.

I like plain jane faces

[~primetime~]

Both Pitt and Depp star in hilarious cologne commercials. Depp is out in the Arizona desert, he buries all his jewelry in the sand...then just looks at the camera all sexy lol.



Jolie is actually an awesome human being though, outside of adopting she has done endless amounts of hard charity work, and she puts lots of effort into it, traveling places and such. It's not like she just writes a check, she is clearly passionate about helping those in need. She walks the walk.

[Hawker]

Yeah, mexican chicks ARE crazy :cheers:
:lol

[Jasper]

Sorry - but who the heII cares about millionaires that dump each other :confusedshrug:

I mean really , it would be different if they promoted adoptions , made homes for homeless , built schools and made great movies...

REALLY :pimp:

[Schotsman]

Rumour has it they broke up because Brad physically (not sexually) abused their children on a flight. Police apparently has started an investigation.

[sd3035]

Rumour has it they broke up because Brad physically (not sexually) abused their children on a flight. Police apparently has started an investigation.

In previous generations it was normal to smack your kids around if they got out of line. Maybe Brad's just an old school guy

[alenleomessi]

In previous generations it was normal to smack your kids around if they got out of line. Maybe Brad's just an old school guy
wasnt their son turning into a girl last i heard? of course he should smack him around.. the west is so cucked..

[Smoke117]

Rumour has it they broke up because Brad physically (not sexually) abused their children on a flight. Police apparently has started an investigation.

I'm getting so sick of this bullshit...you can't even discipline your kids anymore. This is the reason why all the adults coming up right now are such pusscakes. I got a smack when I was out a line as kid and it didn't do me any harm. The funniest part is it's mostly about "verbal abuse" and not even the physical part here. lol Angelina Jolie doesn't seem worth the headache so I'm surprised he lasted this long.

[Jasper]

Jolie is a weak bytch , he can do better

[Nick Young]

wasnt their son turning into a girl last i heard? of course he should smack him around.. the west is so cucked..
No doubt Jolie and the kid's Hollywood private school homies encouraged that madness.

Very sad.

[bladefd]

Who cares? Been too much talk about this as if it matters :facepalm