I'm single

[Riddler]

and it feels fan-fcking-tactic.

https://media.giphy.com/media/uvGqzncp4wgBG/giphy.gif




Some nights it ain't easy being alone, but most nights...
it feels like:

https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/j6igyjf.gif



Just wanted to express my Joy.

I'll definitely keep it this way the entire month of October,
but once it's Thanksgiving, it may not be a bad idea to
start getting back out there... Always nice to be dating
during the Holidays. Always.

Might have to finally give Tinder a try in a few months.


https://pics.onsizzle.com/superman-single-batman-single-spider-man-single-get-it-now-im-single-2431111.png

[Riddler]

http://img.memecdn.com/why-i-amp-039-m-single_o_2951327.jpg


This graph clearly illustrates another reason why I'm single today.

[Riddler]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/cancel-that-bitch-like-nino.png

lol

Alright... that's too much... I'll STFU.

[gigantes]

well, it does feel great to be a free agent, not tied down to anyone or anybody. that freedom is intoxicating, i think.

and YET it also feels great to be with a great gal, someone who makes you feel completed and makes you feel like a king among men.

both types are great IMO.

[Doomsday Dallas]

not tied down to anyone or anybody.


I date a woman for a month and I feel tied down.

I think that's my main problem.


After a month or two goes by, you start to deal with each other's problems, or there is some kind of issue that is troubling to the other person... that's when it goes downhill and you want to go back to being single.

$hit that makes you think: "I'm not gonna be in a serious relationship with somebody like this... no way I'm putting up with that for the rest of my life"

And when you start thinking long term... it can often make you say 'f*ck it'.

[Doomsday Dallas]

I changed my mind...

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/37420517.jpg

[gigantes]

I date a woman for a month and I feel tied down.

I think that's my main problem.


After a month or two goes by, you start to deal with each other's problems, or there is some kind of issue that is troubling to the other person... that's when it goes downhill and you want to go back to being single.

$hit that makes you think: "I'm not gonna be in a serious relationship with somebody like this... no way I'm putting up with that for the rest of my life"

And when you start thinking long term... it can often make you say 'f*ck it'.
true. and that's a normal and healthy reaction IMO.

but we level up and gain skills across the years. i mean, just look at how you deal with this shiz today compared to 5 - 10 years ago, you know?

IMO we gain the most wisdom when we're single, but also when we're in a relationship and f-cking it up. we need time alone, but we also need to hear all the worst stuff they have to say, so to speak.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

I feel the same OP. I do casually date when I can though. I aminterested in a few girls at the moment. Haven't met anyone in years I think would be worthy to try to be in a serious relationship. surprising I met no one in college that I thought had potential to be a legitimate girl I want to date seriously. Although I've seen some random hookups freshman year in college get married 4 years later lol

[Doomsday Dallas]

I've discovered the best way to find out if a woman has a boyfriend or is seeing somebody... is by simply stating how great it feels to be single.

Casually, within a conversation... you somehow combine the subject of whatever it is you are discussing... and make it somehow relate to the fact that you are single.

example:

Maybe you find yourself buying a pair of glasses from a sexy woman at Pearl Vison or Lens Crafters or some $hit like that. You have been forced to communicate with this woman for the past 10 minutes, and maybe you've touched on something like sports or even the NFL, something you may have in common. Now there is no way in hell you can directly ask if she has boyfriend... so what is the best way to get her to reveal this information without asking? You have to be subtle at first.

Maybe you say something like "Yea, can't wait to be lazy and watch some NFL on Sunday (assuming she likes football too) I can finally enjoy watching the NFL now that I'm divorced."

with that comment right there... you fired the first shot, and she should pick up on it immediately. If she didn't, more than likely she is not interested.

if she doesn't pick up on it, because maybe she's a little distracted... just make it less subtle with your next comment, say something along the lines of "Infact, Football Sunday's are the best for a single guy like myself... women typically don't like football, I'm surprised you do."

And if that doesn't work... you should give up... but based upon whatever she says, you may have one last Hail-Mary by saying something along the lines of "Does your boyfriend watch a lot of NFL?"

There is nothing worse than hitting on a woman that is in a committed relationship, especially at my age. So the goal is to find out, without being direct. Give her the opportunity to share if she has the single life in common with you. Like I said, if she interested... she'll be quick to tell you that she's single too.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51xsPOo8EiL.jpg

[TommyGriffin]

Being single is for chumps. Get a good girlfriend and then cheat, very carefully.

Thank me later.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Being single is for chumps. Get a good girlfriend and then cheat, very carefully.


I think you may be right Mr. TommyGriffin.

but the Karma Gods have struck me down on this before.

[TommyGriffin]

I think you may be right Mr. TommyGriffin.

but the Karma Gods have struck me down on this before.The "very carefully" part of the sentence is the one that should be in bold. :cheers:

Karma can't **** with you if you keep your shit straight. Good luck.

[Doomsday Dallas]

The "very carefully" part of the sentence is the one that should be in bold. :cheers:

Karma can't **** with you if you keep your shit straight. Good luck.


Well, for me personally... Some women do have a shelf-life but they are hard to come by these days... I had one not too long ago that had the unique ability to take away any desire I had for porn... She was amazing. Only lasted 6 months cause she had more issues than Harley Quinn, but damn she was special.

2-5 years is about the best I could ever hope for before I get tired of it.
And that would take a very special one.

But the cheating issue... regardless of Karma... is not something I plan on dealing with anytime in the near future. Hopefully my next girlfriend is good enough at home that if any temptations were thrown my way I would be able to resist fairly easily.

But yes... I agree... if you do things VERY CAREFULLY, you can also escape the Karma Gods as well. lol. Very Very Very Carefully. Can't be careful enough in 2016.

[gigantes]

Karma can't **** with you if you keep your shit straight. Good luck.
lol...

speaking as a buddhist, that's not how karma works.

on the other hand, speaking as a buddhist, i believe quantifiable karma to be a load of bullshit. :lol

[Warriorsfan86]

Buddhist

[gigantes]

Buddhist
yessir.

[Nikola_]

girls are overrated tbh

[Doomsday Dallas]

girls are overrated tbh


what else is there in life? Material Objects? Helping others? Religion? Sports? Your Homeboys? Career?

This is why they say your life is over after you get married... A good woman is at the top of the list, and once that hunt is over it's a very bittersweet victory.

not always fun if you have the mentality that every woman you come in contact for the rest of your life is off limits. That's just a completely different lifestyle all together.

There are many many women out there that committed to Freedom.
and make no mistake, they are not overrated.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/502b105fe32560eb5004219d12aa54d5/tumblr_od2vuhdHXM1r0ldxyo1_1280.jpg

[gigantes]

girls are overrated tbh

what else is there in life? Material Objects? Helping others? Religion? Sports? Your Homeboys? Career?

This is why they say your life is over after you get married... A good woman is at the top of the list, and once that hunt is over it's a very bittersweet victory.

not always fun if you have the mentality that every woman you come in contact for the rest of your life is off limits. That's just a completely different lifestyle all together.

There are many many women out there that committed to Freedom.
and make no mistake, they are not overrated.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/502b105fe32560eb5004219d12aa54d5/tumblr_od2vuhdHXM1r0ldxyo1_1280.jpg
uh... what if he simply prefers men?

[Jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS9EjAB7WF8

Dawg dawson explains it :D

[Doomsday Dallas]

It's funny when you are determined to stay single how opportunities start presenting themselves. For a person like me, having the mindset that 'I want to be single', somehow invites some kind of unworldly force to prevent me from getting what I want.

It's like if you've got your mind set on abstaining from sex... temptation finds a way of messing up your goal.

vice versa...

If you got your mind set on getting laid... sometimes disappointment finds a way of showing up at your door step. It's also important to note that expectations can often f*ck up the the sexual chemistry that is suppose to flow naturally... Gotta let the anticipation build a little.

So to add to this philosophy... when you are hanging out with a woman that you've recently just met (at my age), it is important to ignore what your d*ck is telling you. By doing this, you are forcing the woman to be the sexual aggressor, thus making you the prize. The woman begins to think: "Why doesn't this guy want to f*ck me?" and once a woman is feeling insecure around you, it's checkmate.

Also,... You do not want to make a move on a woman like a b*tch... If you are determined to make your move, do it with some confidence, just remember that timing is everything.

[Doomsday Dallas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS9EjAB7WF8

Dawg dawson explains it :D


Wow... he actually got that hot Asian chic's number at the 1:20 mark.


:applause: :applause: :applause:


Sometimes you don't need any game at all :oldlol:

[Doomsday Dallas]

Being single kinda sucks right now to be honest. It comes and goes.

bump.

[FreezingTsmoove]

Being single kinda sucks right now to be honest. It comes and goes.

bump.

Thats why you have to keep on building friendships with other girls and keep going out

My toxic ex tried to re enter my life this week and for the first time I showed her I was completely over her and wanted nothing to do with her ever again

But I only did that because I have two other relationships going on right now

Dont forget about how much of a bitch your ex treated you

[Doomsday Dallas]

Thats why you have to keep on building friendships with other girls and keep going out

My toxic ex tried to re enter my life this week and for the first time I showed her I was completely over her and wanted nothing to do with her ever again

But I only did that because I have two other relationships going on right now

Dont forget about how much of a bitch your ex treated you


I have 7 ex's I keep in touch with:

Arlington, Richardson, Garland, Plano, Royce City, Mexico, and the Super Slut that I commonly refer to as the hottest woman Dallas. Dallas is the only Toxic one.

But I have my friends.

(making a very small effort to be with Arlington long term)

idk... I'm a decent looking dude... I just really really hate starting over with someone new. It's not hard for me to hook up, it's just hard for me maintain a relationship.

Was hoping I could 'one-day' settle down with anyone of these ex's, cause I already know all their character defects and they know mine... but the reality is I probably just need to keep looking, She'll show up eventually.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Thats why you have to keep on building friendships with other girls and keep going out


There are two or three prospects here... girls I've gotten to know lately.


but you're right... building new friendships is key.

[FreezingTsmoove]

There are two or three prospects here... girls I've gotten to know lately.


but you're right... building new friendships is key.

They dont even have to be that special to you

One of the girls in with right now is smart as hell but face body wise shes at least 5/10

Other one is one the most beautiful girls I have ever met, she eats well, but shes dumb as a rock. Which is hard for me because I am insanely attacted to smart girls

Guess my ex was the perfect woman for me. Kind of regret ignoring her now :(

But im not going back. Ill learn to enjoy my new company.

[Jasper]

I'm Single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-MC8nMw0ng

:applause:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS9EjAB7WF8

[Charlie Sheen]

I have 7 ex's I keep in touch with:

Arlington, Richardson, Garland, Plano, Royce City, Mexico, and the Super Slut that I commonly refer to as the hottest woman Dallas. Dallas is the only Toxic one.

But I have my friends.

(making a very small effort to be with Arlington long term)

idk... I'm a decent looking dude... I just really really hate starting over with someone new. It's not hard for me to hook up, it's just hard for me maintain a relationship.

Was hoping I could 'one-day' settle down with anyone of these ex's, cause I already know all their character defects and they know mine... but the reality is I probably just need to keep looking, She'll show up eventually.

7 ex's? That's a good place to start asking why it's hard for you to maintain relationships.

Personally speaking, I would look for the nearest exit after a woman told me she still kept in touch with 7 of her ex's. I understand adults go through divorce and have to stay friends for the children, or people actually do realize they want to keep being friends. 7 just feels like a large number of past lovers to carry into new relationships.

[Doomsday Dallas]

7 ex's? That's a good place to start asking why it's hard for you to maintain relationships.

Personally speaking, I would look for the nearest exit after a woman told me she still kept in touch with 7 of her ex's. I understand adults go through divorce and have to stay friends for the children, or people actually do realize they want to keep being friends. 7 just feels like a large number of past lovers to carry into new relationships.


So what does the average person with a FaceBook account do these days after the relationship is over? (I do not have FaceBook)

Delete that person from their friends list?

when a relationship ends peacefully... usually two people agree to still be friends.

if I start dating someone new, I give that person a fair chance, and all contact with my ex's gets put on hold... (in most cases)

[sammichoffate]

So what does the average person with a FaceBook account do these days after the relationship is over? (I do not have FaceBook)

Delete that person from their friends list?

when a relationship ends peacefully... usually two people agree to still be friends.

if I start dating someone new, I give that person a fair chance, and all contact with my ex's gets put on hold... (in most cases)Yes

[Doomsday Dallas]

Yes

This is why I'm not on FB.

I would've had several awkward situations by now.


$hit... I'm not even on FB, and it's already caused tension for me.

[Long Duck Dong]

I envy you. I starting talking to this girl today that Ive seen before but never had the time to talk to. She's cuter and cooler than I thought, and she seems really into me. But I'm in a relationship and too lazy to break up. We haven't even had sex in like 3 weeks. I know my girl is starting to get worried. You feel how you feel though.

[sammichoffate]

This is why I'm not on FB.

I would've had several awkward situations by now.


$hit... I'm not even on FB, and it's already caused tension for me.The main issue with ex's on fb is some will go out of their way to fk your life up with photos and shit. They're also baggage most of the time since something wasn't working out during the relationship, constantly reminding you of what you may/may not have done right/wrong.

[Doomsday Dallas]

I envy you. I starting talking to this girl today that Ive seen before but never had the time to talk to. She's cuter and cooler than I thought, and she seems really into me. But I'm in a relationship and too lazy to break up. We haven't even had sex in like 3 weeks. I know my girl is starting to get worried. You feel how you feel though.


Been there... I know that feeling.


3 weeks is awhile, but the good news about going that long without it,...
... is that it kinda feels somewhat 'new' again once you get back into the groove of things.

[Doomsday Dallas]

The main issue with ex's on fb is some will go out of their way to fk your life up with photos and shit. They're also baggage most of the time since something wasn't working out during the relationship, constantly reminding you of what you may/may not have done right/wrong.


I honestly don't understand why some people would want to be on FB.

that website has the power to destroy.


The risks outweigh the benefits too much for a guy like me.


Gave TINDER a look on my iphone earlier this week, and I needed a FB account in order to create a Tinder account...

F*ck that.

[sammichoffate]

I honestly don't understand why some people would want to be on FB.

that website has the power to destroy.


The risks outweigh the benefits too much for a guy like me.


Gave TINDER a look on my iphone earlier this week, and I needed a FB account in order to create a Tinder account...

F*ck that.I use it to keep in touch with friends and groups that I hang out with, but that's it. The idea that people only see legitimate relationships through facebook status changes makes me cringe. Employers look your shit up too, it's smart not to have one honestly.

[Jasper]

OP hope this helps :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pk0Xt9lpvY

and you lonely bastards out there ...


I use it to keep in touch with friends and groups that I hang out with, but that's it. The idea that people only see legitimate relationships through facebook status changes makes me cringe. Employers look your shit up too, it's smart not to have one honestly.

so true .

[Lamar Doom]

primetime is becoming strangely sensible in his old age, doomsday is a f*cking weirdo these days.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

primetime is becoming strangely sensible in his old age, doomsday is a f*cking weirdo these days.

That's what a good woman and kids do to a man.

[Doomsday Dallas]

primetime is becoming strangely sensible in his old age, doomsday is a f*cking weirdo these days.


I've been through a lot lately, but I agree.

I've made the mistake of not giving a f*ck what I post in the OTC for too long now.

That'll change... and probably the amount of time I spend on this site as well.