The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

[Draz]

[Quote]When you let forth a big, embarrassing yawn during a boring lecture or concert, you succumb to a reflex so universal among animals that Charles Darwin mentioned it in his field notes.

[highwhey]

i yawn for hours sometimes

[Annyong!]

My life has consisted of 1 continuous yawn. That is why I mostly communicate via body language and text.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Cover your mouth when you yawn or stifle it.

[highwhey]

Cover your mouth when you yawn or stifle it.
why?

[Nilocon165]

I got detention for yawning once

[highwhey]

I got detention for yawning once
I got detention for turning in a report on the sexual prowess of female toddlers once.

[Nilocon165]

I got detention for turning in a report on the sexual prowess of female toddlers once.
One time during detention my teacher molested me and fondled my balls and superglued his pubes to my ear lobe and shoved an inflatable dildo up my ass and proceeded to post naked selfies of me on his instagram 10 years later.

I actually met up with the guy recently and had sex with him on a balcony in Eastern Europe.

[highwhey]

One time during detention my teacher molested me and fondled my balls and superglued his pubes to my ear lobe and shoved an inflatable dildo up my ass and proceeded to post naked selfies of me on his instagram 10 years later.

I actually met up with the guy recently and had sex with him on a balcony in Eastern Europe.
Are you free tonight?

[Nilocon165]

Are you free tonight?
Are you heavily attracted to females under the age of 12?

Bring that ass here daddy

[gigantes]

I never yawn. The risk of going in to a coma is too great.
:cheers:

[Annyong!]

I got detention for yawning once
That is why you must always yawn twice.

[HarryCallahan]

That is why you must always yawn twice.
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