Whats your craziest sexual encounter

[SupermanOnSteroids]

So i hooked up with this girl once. smoking hot. tall, blonde, clear green eyes, and the rocking ti ts of a fu cking goddess. well when we got naked, found out she also had a di ck. she was a hermaphodite. had both pe nis and a va gina. being the cool customer that i am, i didn't freak out. immediately started comparing sizes. huge ego blow. anyways, we start fu cking. its all going well. so i grabbed her by the pu ssy and start smashing. the pen is actually gets erect and moved out of the way. i just concentrated on her face and her rocking ti ts. it was pretty normal actually. we smashed for a while with me at the top. now anyone that's ever had sex with me can attest that superman likes to smash in every position. doggy was good, reverse cowgirl was great. from the side, from the front, from behind. every which way. it was all good. then it came time to get her to the top. so i'm laying there with my hands behind my head just watching dem ti ts bounce up and down when all of a sudden i don't know why she decides to move off my di ck and stick her dick up my a ss. dry. i can't say it didn't hurt or that i didn't like it, but i freaked out. punched the bi tch, got up and started running and a turd just fell out of my giant gaping as shole. and i just stood there with a dumb look on my face going wtf. but the girl was great, she pick up the bedsheet with the turd in it and flushed it down the toilet. i threw the bed sheet away and never called her back.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

so this one time i was playing sexgod in highschool. and smashing a girl in my car during the lunch break. anyone that's ever had sex with me can attest that superman can give girls multiple orgasms. so this girl and i was trying to make it 10 for her. 1, 2, 3...8, 9 aaaand, when it came time for 10 she started squirming and leaned forward. i ended up headbutting her and knocking her out cold. she fell backwards on the steeing wheel and the horn went off. and right that moment the principal came. here i am sitting with my pants down with a girl on my di ck knocked out cold honking the horn. suspended.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

so i was superman was in a dry spell and decided to look up a prostitute off of backpage. looked it up on my cell phone. called the bish and went over. soon as i entered i knew something wasn't right with this chick. she ws butt ugly and sounded like she smoked a pack a day all her life. but i said fu ckit and went in the room anyways. the girl starts playing with my di ck over my jeans and the whole oh baby talk and starts kissing me. so she asks for money and i hand it over to her. and out of nowhere i hear "is this your first time with a transsexual". i didn't even ask for my 200 buccks back. i just said this ain't happening and ran out the door. as im running down the hallway, all i hear is a tranny crying and shouting "you don't have to run". but i was in run forrest run mode at the time and got out of there as fast as i could.