Kool Boy
10-10-2016, 12:56 PM
1. LeBron James- Black Captain American, must be genetically modified. So fast, so strong, and so big. Does everything on the court. Like Tyreke Evans but bigger.
2. Steph Curry- Skinny boy but very good at shooting. Sometimes doesn't show up in big games and can be somewhat injury prone. Great shooter and can get to the rim and finish over men who are much bigger and manlier than him.
3. Kevin Durant- Skinny also but is taller than Curry. Is like 6'11'' version of Curry that shoots a little worse but he can rebound better.
4. Kawaii Leonard- Big hands and good defender. Now he is number 1 option. Not an Elite ball handler but rebounds well and is a good shooter. Like Tyreke Evans but is a better shooter, slightly better rebounder, and defender but a worse playermaker and ballhander.
5. Chris Paul- short guy but big temper and will get mad easy and loves to win. Very good all around player for his size. Looks like he will get fat once he retires though.
6. Russell Westbrook- Very fast and ferocious. I think he might be half man half something fast and ferocious. Gets lots of triple doubles. He is like Steve Francis on steroids. He also reminds me of a more athletic Tyreke Evans with more playing time. I think if Tyreke was given shots, he could be a Westbrook esq player.
7. Paul George- Handsome and has nice lips. Good defender and shooter. He's like Kawaii Leonard with better playmaking skills but is a worse defender and is a less efficient scorer.
8. James Harden- Kinda looking chunky but can score real well. No defense but ha s cool beard and can score a lot and get lots of free throws. Will average 30+ ppg with Pringles guy as head coach.
9. Anthony Davis- A lot of people say he is injury prone and that he didn't get better last year but talent is undeniable and is a solid top 10 player. Very polarizing some people think he's higher others think he isn't top 10
10. Damian Lillard- Like Curry but black and actually looks like a man. Less efficient than Curry and more clutch in big games in my opinion
Honorable mentions: Blake Griffin, Demarcus Cousins, Jimmy Butler, John Wall, Kyle Lowry, Paul Millsap, Tyreke Evans*
*if healthy
2. Steph Curry- Skinny boy but very good at shooting. Sometimes doesn't show up in big games and can be somewhat injury prone. Great shooter and can get to the rim and finish over men who are much bigger and manlier than him.
3. Kevin Durant- Skinny also but is taller than Curry. Is like 6'11'' version of Curry that shoots a little worse but he can rebound better.
4. Kawaii Leonard- Big hands and good defender. Now he is number 1 option. Not an Elite ball handler but rebounds well and is a good shooter. Like Tyreke Evans but is a better shooter, slightly better rebounder, and defender but a worse playermaker and ballhander.
5. Chris Paul- short guy but big temper and will get mad easy and loves to win. Very good all around player for his size. Looks like he will get fat once he retires though.
6. Russell Westbrook- Very fast and ferocious. I think he might be half man half something fast and ferocious. Gets lots of triple doubles. He is like Steve Francis on steroids. He also reminds me of a more athletic Tyreke Evans with more playing time. I think if Tyreke was given shots, he could be a Westbrook esq player.
7. Paul George- Handsome and has nice lips. Good defender and shooter. He's like Kawaii Leonard with better playmaking skills but is a worse defender and is a less efficient scorer.
8. James Harden- Kinda looking chunky but can score real well. No defense but ha s cool beard and can score a lot and get lots of free throws. Will average 30+ ppg with Pringles guy as head coach.
9. Anthony Davis- A lot of people say he is injury prone and that he didn't get better last year but talent is undeniable and is a solid top 10 player. Very polarizing some people think he's higher others think he isn't top 10
10. Damian Lillard- Like Curry but black and actually looks like a man. Less efficient than Curry and more clutch in big games in my opinion
Honorable mentions: Blake Griffin, Demarcus Cousins, Jimmy Butler, John Wall, Kyle Lowry, Paul Millsap, Tyreke Evans*
*if healthy