What's your first thought when you wake up in the morning?

[Patrick Chewing]

Usually for me it's thinking how did my three dogs jump on the bed without waking me up in the middle of the night.

Lately it's been a confused thought of how it's all one big set up. Or a confused thought as to where I'm at. Dementia runs in the family.

[fiddy]

Do i got any weed left

[Draz]

Gonna beat my girl

[rufuspaul]

I'ma grab my wife by the *****

[TommyGriffin]

Why Obama had to ruin our Country. Then I think about how H R C is a murderous criminal and how our Country is doomed if she gets elected. I am getting afraid.

[Nick Young]

Do i got any weed left
my n-word
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[highwhey]

I'ma grab my wife by the *****
do you grab the female staff members of your dentistry practice by the pvssy?

[Patrick Chewing]

do you grab the female staff members of your dentistry practice by the pvssy?


Are you kidding?? With that sleeping gas they are privy to, I wouldn't be surprised. When he says "open wide", it's for a good reason.

[macmac]

Wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth living, should I blast myself?

[tomtucker]

Wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth living, should I blast myself?
I gotta operate the easy way
Selling crack to the kids
I gotta get paid!

[Smook A.]

The girl I currently like

[J Shuttlesworth]

I normally reach for my phone and check emails and shit

[Bosnian Sajo]

Why Obama had to ruin our Country. Then I think about how H R C is a murderous criminal and how our Country is doomed if she gets elected. I am getting afraid.

You wake up thinking politics? How depressing...

[Velocirap31]

How much money did I lose already in the markets.

[BRabbiT]

I'ma grab my wife by the *****

:lol

[Nilocon165]

I wish I had just 20 more minutes to sleep



Also wish I was dead

[Dr Seuss]

"is it too early to jerk it?"

[rufuspaul]

Are you kidding?? With that sleeping gas they are privy to, I wouldn't be surprised. When he says "open wide", it's for a good reason.


:oldlol:

[Cleverness]

I wish I could sleep in

[fsvr54]

I wish I could sleep in

This

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

الْحَمْدُ للهِ الَّذِي أَحْيَانَا بَعْدَ مَا أَمَاتَنَا وَإِلَيْهِ النُّشُورُ


'Alhamdu lil lahillathi ahyaana baada ma amatana wa ilaihin-nushoor.'
(All thanks and praise to Allah Who has given us life after causing us to die (i.e. sleep), and unto Him is the Resurrection). (B)




Gratitude is the best attitude.
Bismillah is the start of all charities.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

For me, it's usually my plan for the day. Then check my phone if the girl I'm talking to lately has texted me (she does randomly because she usually sleeps way earlier than I do).